LIGHTNOVELONLINE Chapter 74 - Why Don’t You Die Now?
Chapter 74: Why Don’t You Die Now?
Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios
Although they were unwilling, the Lu family had no choice but to let Lu Xiaocha follow Fu Ye when he came on his motorcycle to pick her up the next day.
Lu Xiaocha was carrying a backpack filled with all kinds of food prepared by Daddy Lu and her brothers. It could be said that they knew the kid’s preferences very well.
The young girl was also very protective of this backpack now. This was her life.
Father Lu exhorted, “Be safe.”
In her father’s eyes, whether Lu Xiaocha had really subdued a powerful heretic or not, she was a little baby who was easily injured.
Lu Beilin: “Since there are people from the heretic bureau, Xiaocha, don’t follow Fu Ye. He’s probably the weakest. It’s dangerous to follow him.”
Fu Ye: Bullshit, I’m strong!
Lu Beichen said, “Come back early.”
Under the men’s murderous gazes, the young man remained calm.
“We’re leaving.”
With that, he left with Lu Xiaocha.
Lu Zhan’s eyes darkened. “Ha!”
Although he did not say another word, this sneer was enough to express the anger from the depths of his heart.
Lu Beilin narrowed his peach blossom eyes dangerously. “Write a sign in the future that Fu Ye and dogs are not allowed to enter!”
This thought coincided with Father Lu’s.
Lu Beichen said, “Dad, sign me up for a martial arts class. Quick!”
He wanted to beat someone up.
Fu Ye’s driving was really a mystery. It was fine when he was in the city. With those traffic rules restricting him, he drove more humanely. However, outside of the city, his speed was simply hellishly fast.
In short, he was in a hurry to reincarnate.
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This guy was like a rabid dog. Either he was overconfident in his skills or he was suicidal.
Lu Xiaocha felt that he was both. Otherwise, he would not be doing such a thing.
Lu Xiaocha, who was wearing a helmet, was expressionless. When she felt the pressure of brushing past the big truck, she finally couldn’t help but reach out and pinch the young man’s waist.
“Ow!”
The girl in the back of the car pulled a Swiss Army knife out of nowhere and jammed it against his neck.
“Why don’t you die now?”
The little girl said super ferocious words in a soft and calm tone.
Fu Ye was speechless.
That won’t be necessary.
Actually, he didn’t mean to drive like this. He got excited whenever he touched a bike. If he didn’t control himself from indulging, he could drive a bumper car like a roller coaster.
The feeling of being able to drive the motorcycle slowly yesterday was a complete miracle for him!
His instructor knew this very well. Back then, when he was getting his driver’s license, he almost sent him away with his car.
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After that, at the training camp, the instructor would rather die than let him touch the motorcycle.
But once he left the training camp, no one was able to control him. There were a dozen motorcycles in the garage at home, and his driver’s license was the key.
The old man had never been in his car before, so he didn’t know how crazy his grandson was when he drove. Fortunately, his driving skills were really good, so he didn’t die in a car accident at such a young age.
At this moment, under the threat of the dagger on his neck, Fu Ye’s mind cleared up and his speed finally returned to normal.
“Kid, don’t let your hands tremble. This is a mountainous area. If you’re not careful, I’ll
bleed.”
Lu Xiaocha nodded but did not put down the dagger.
Soon, they saw the people from the heretic bureau, who were five men in an SUV waiting for them.
“Yo, what kind of look is that?”
A flashy young man looked at the knife in Lu Xiaocha’s hand and teased her.
Fu Ye stopped the car before Lu Xiaocha put away the knife.
“My sister’s deep love for me.”
Fu Ye took off his helmet and retorted.
“Then you’re amazing. Other people’s love is human warmth. Your love is to feel hell in the netherworld.”
There were five people from the heretic bureau. The one at the lead was an old man wearing a Daoist robe and holding a horsetail whisk. He had a traditional wine gourd hanging from his waist and a goatee on his chin. He really looked like an immortal.
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Apart from him, there was also a tall, muscular man who was two meters tall. When he opened his mouth, he had a Northeastern accent. He even carried a large machete on his back, looking very intimidating.
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There was also a strange man wrapped in a black cloak. He was silent, as if he wanted to blend into the darkness and had no presence.
The other woman, dressed like a wizard, was holding a stack of tarot cards and muttering incoherently to herself.
Fu Ye’s lips twitched when he saw this combination. Back then, he wanted to say that this heretic bureau should not be called that. It should be called an asylum. There was no normal person in it.
At this moment, everyone’s eyes were on Lu Xiaocha, even the person wrapped in a cloak.
The tall and strong man stretched out a fist and gestured beside Lu Xiaocha. He opened his mouth and spoke in a loud Northeastern accent.
“Her small body is not even as big as my fist? Can she subdue zombies?”
He wasn’t the only one who didn’t believe it. The others were seriously suspicious.
Fu Ye held Lu Xiaocha’s shoulder and raised his chin slightly. “Don’t underestimate her. This child is stronger than you.”
“Hahaha… who are you looking down on?”
Fu Ye grabbed Lu Xiaocha’s shoulder and blocked in front of him. “Come, show them.”
As soon as he finished speaking, he flew out.
Fu Ye, “… I’m not asking you to throw me… Ahhh… F*ck!”
This parabolic line was perfect.
In the air, Fu Ye did a backflip and landed on one knee. His posture was cool, handsome, and so skilled that it made one’s heart ache.
The heads of the five heretics basically drew an arc in unison as she flew out.
The five of them were speechless.
“… everyone’s here, so let’s go.”
The flashy young man quickly got behind the wheel, and the rest of them got in a second later.
The Northeastern man who had been laughing earlier was hugging his knife and nestling in the car seat.
“Sis, I’m impressed.”
He gave Lu Xiaocha a thumbs up. He was convinced after seeing that she could throw that Fu Ye so far and so high.
Although they had only known Fu Ye for a short time, this bastard, who had only joined the heretic bureau for a few days, had already defeated two captains.
He could even fight a battle maniac to a draw, and now, he had become the captain of Team A with his own strength.
He even led the members of Team A through high-intensity training every day. He didn’t even let the old and children off.
Ever since the members of Team A had changed their captain, they had not had a single good day. Now, this little girl could actually deal with him. This was really retribution, hahaha!
Lu Xiaocha stood quietly. No matter how one looked at it, she looked overly obedient, as if she was not the one who had thrown the man out just now.
Fu Ye gritted his teeth and walked over. The SUV drove away, leaving only a trail of exhaust.
“Let’s go. Kid, can you throw me lower next time?”
“Oh, I’ll try my best. Then can you not be so annoying next time?”
“…I’ll try my best.”
Mount Wuqi…
“We’re here. We’ll go up from here. Bring your own equipment.”
Fu Ye had brought that dagger with him because the fiendish aura on the dagger was too strong. Just cleaning this dagger had injured two people.
In the end, Fu Ye did it himself. The others could not pick it up at all. Its cold aura was too bone-chilling.