LIGHTNOVELONLINE Chapter 20
"Hmph, stay still. I'm just in a bad state now, a little weak, but I'm not to the point where I can't lift the sword." Seeing Li Hao push open the curtain and jump out of the carriage, Ning Zhongze couldn't help but cover his mouth and laugh.
"Sister Ning, what are you laughing at?" Yi Lin also had two black eyes. Seeing Ning Zhongze covering her mouth and laughing, she couldn't help but ask curiously.
Originally, Li Hao asked Ning Zhongze to call Yi Lin sister, but Yi Lin refused.
I used to call this woman Uncle Ning. If the master knew that she called me sister, the master would probably beat me up.
"I'm laughing at these young people. Why are they so unexcited!"
Li Hao naturally knew what Ning Zhongze meant, and he also knew that she said it to help him, but as a grown man, he let a woman come forward. What if he told others that he was a passionate swordsman?
"The fat man on the opposite side, what the hell are you doing blocking the road! Get out of my way quickly, or don't blame me for not leaving anyone intact under my sword." Li Hao walked to the front of the carriage and shouted arrogantly.
"Master, what does it mean to leave no one intact under my sword?" A knight who had just been beaten asked in a low voice.
"Incomplete people don't know. I usually ask you to read more books, but you sneak to the brothel." Li Hao scolded with a sense of disappointment.
[Since I followed you, I have been on the road every day. How can I have time to read books and go to brothels. ] Well, the knight was scolded bloody, but he didn't dare to refute, and could only keep complaining in his heart.
"Ah, you kid don't want to live, right! How dare you talk to your grandfather Yue like this, tell me your name, Yue Lao Er won't kill nameless people under his sword." The short and fat man on the opposite side shouted loudly.
The ugly facial features were squeezed together because of anger, which made them look even uglier. It was simply horrible!
"Yue Lao Er, I have only heard of Ye Er Niang and Yue Lao San, but I have never heard of Yue Lao Er!" Li Hao touched his chin! The ugly man in front of him seemed to overlap with a person in his memory.
The third of the four evil men, Yue Lao San, the South China Sea Crocodile God.
"Little guy, have you heard of me?" Yue Lao San was stunned.
I usually move around Dali and rarely set foot in the south, especially in Jiangnan. This is my first time here.
I just didn't expect that I was so famous that someone in Jiangnan could recognize me at a glance.
I didn't expect that I didn't hang out in Jiangnan, but there was a legend about me in Jiangnan.
"I said, I only heard of Yue Lao San, not Yue Lao Er." Li Hao knew Yue Lao San's personality and wanted to tease him.
At the same time, Li Hao secretly sighed that he had bad luck. He had met flower thieves, mountain bandits and bullies along the way, and now he had met a super villain.
Alas, if he had bound himself to the best good person system, his martial arts would probably be invincible now.
"Ah, since you have never heard of Yue Lao Er before, today I will let you know how powerful I, Yue Lao Er, am." Yue Lao San was angry and ashamed. He hated being called Lao San the most, but the boy opposite him kept calling him Lao San.
It's okay to call him Lao San, but the boy is so handsome. This is something that uncles can tolerate, but aunts can't! Today, he must let him know that he is the real Lao Er among the four villains.
Yue Lao San's crocodile shears are extremely heavy, but he uses them effortlessly, as if he were using his arms. Every time he cuts, it is powerful and has the power to break monuments and crush stones.
But who is Li Hao? His Qinggong is unrivaled in the world, and even Qiao Feng and Li Xunhuan admire him. How can a master like Yue Lao San who breaks all laws with one force meet him?
"Hoo, hoo, hoo, little... bastard, you... don't run away,... Grandpa Yue... teach you... how to be a man." After a stick of incense, Yue Lao Er was so tired that he was panting and couldn't even stand steadily.
"Haha, you can't even touch the corner of your Grandpa Li's clothes, and you dare to call yourself a grandfather. You can leave with one of the five limbs, and you can choose which one to leave." Li Hao shouted arrogantly.
Although Yue Lao San is quite powerful, his reputation is too bad, so he dare not keep him around.
Besides, the system only makes him a villain, not a bad person.
"Brother, what is the five limbs!" The bruised knight behind Li Hao asked his companion next to him.
"Listen to the young master, go to brothels less and read more books. As for the fifth limb..." The friend did not answer himself, but stared at the knight's crotch.
"I understand, I understand." The knight waved his hands constantly, indicating to his friend that he really understood.
The young master is too scary, he always wants to send others to the palace to be eunuchsRhythm!
"Wow, kid, you are going too far. A gentleman can be killed but not humiliated. I will fight you." Yue Lao Da rushed over with a pair of big scissors.
Li Hao didn't want to continue to entangle with him, so he went around and kicked Yue Lao San on the butt.
Yue Lao San was kicked directly, and immediately lost his balance and fell to the ground.
"Wow, Yue Lao San, I didn't expect you to have a deep understanding of the Qingcheng Sect's martial arts! This move of the butt backwards flat sand and falling wild geese is perfect!" Li Hao clapped his hands. The knights behind him also laughed.
As for Yi Lin and Ning Zhongze in the carriage, they also covered their mouths and laughed. This man's mouth is too bad.
Thinking of the last, Ning Zhongze's pretty face turned red again. This little pervert, the city knows how to play!
I have been with Yue Buqun for more than ten years, and I have never kissed.
As a result, after being with Li Hao for another month, two mouths are not enough.
[Ding, system prompt, radar shows that there are members of Zongwu Qunfangpu nearby, and they are in danger of life. ]
[Ding, Lin Shiyin, Zongwu Qunfangpu ranking: 116, measurements: 96.60.92, please seize the opportunity. ]
[Uh, system brother, this Lin Shiyin is my second brother Li Xunhuan's cousin, and also his favorite woman. Isn't it a bit... for you to ask me to go?]
[Please understand your identity, you are a super villain, Li Xunhuan is the son of destiny, and you are fateful enemies. ]
[It's just that you got stuck in a bug before, so you completed the hidden task. Lin Shiyin is Li Xunhuan's cousin and Long Xiaoyun's wife. If you snatch her away, you will be Li Xunhuan's brother-in-law. The two are close relatives. If you have any difficulties in the future...]
[System, don't be too narrow-minded. I went to find Lin Shiyin not to collect members of Qunfangpu, I went to comfort her lonely heart for my second brother. 】Li Hao looked up at the sky, with a look of compassion.
But in his heart, he was thinking, should he use Yin Yang He Huan San, or I Love a Chai, or even Super Knockout Drug...