The Unemployed Demon Lord

After all, don't you have to pass the test with your own strength?

What is that 102 old man obsessed with?What a waste of life...

Merlin rolled his eyes, feeling that the Adventurer's Guild is simply poisonous.

"I know Mr. Merlin has doubts, but the Adventurer's Union is fair." Lucia smiled sweetly and continued, "Even the highest Zijin adventurer, if he doesn't work for a long time or has a bad impact on society, Will be demoted, according to the rules, it is not impossible to be demoted to black iron."

Merlin understood a little bit, after all, the Adventurer's Guild is not willing to support an idler.

"So, does Mr. Merlin have any questions?" Lucia asked.

"No more." Merlin shook his head.

Rukia took out a crystal ball from below, which was also used by the holy swordsman before, "Mr. Merlin, please put your hand on it, your strength will reflect different colors..."

Merlin walked up to the crystal ball, took a deep breath, seemed a little nervous, and touched it with his hand

Then next...

I show mercy to the overwhelming power of the arrogant monarch.

O lowly mortals, tremble before me!

hiahiaahia~!

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Chapter 5: Countdown to Liver Explosion 1

It's that time of the year again for selling out.

Brother De, here is a piece of erhu music. Yes, it is "Jiangheshui" that we often use. Let me introduce you. Brother De is my beggar partner at the train station. I am in charge of crying and writing, and he is in charge of music and inciting the crowd. Mass sentiment, the division of labor is particularly clear.

That's right, don't doubt it. Efficiency is everything you do now, even begging.

It is indeed faster for two people to beg for food than one person, and the bowl is only 20 yuan more every day.

So far, Brother De and I have been squatting at the Jilin Railway Station for half a year, and our lives are barely passable.

People come and go every day, Brother De and I have been working hard to perform and save some money, but no one takes us seriously.

Catch up with the peak season, you can get dozens of yuan more, you can buy a few packs of Wujiang mustard for lunch, and a few steamed buns are already delicious.

It would be miserable if it was off-season, and they could only drink some cold water in the bathroom to satisfy their hunger, and the steamed buns had to be divided into three portions, and they were eaten in the morning, afternoon and evening.

I cry hard every day, and Brother De is sweating profusely next to me, and I almost faint from hunger, but the meager income often makes me wake up poor in the middle of the night.

But people always have to live strong, right?

Brother De is a dumb person. He used to do donations at the passenger station, but there are many scammers and everyone is smart. People like De Ge who really need help will be miserable. They can only team up with me to block the train in Jilin Beg for food at the door.

Brother De is a homeless man who has been wandering for many years. It is not the Chinese New Year, and he wants to go home.

As a partner, I feel the need to help, so I can only take on other jobs.

Not long ago, there was an old lady who was driving to the west of Hexi. We went to cry for someone's funeral and wept all night, but in the end they said that they didn't care about it and kicked us out.

It was snowy that morning, and the cold wind was more bitter than usual. We stepped on the thick snow road and returned to the train station, huddled in a corner to keep warm.

It's not going to work like this, you can't make money, and Brother De can't go home.

So I can only write books and help Brother De earn enough money for the train ticket home.

I picked up my battered Nokia I picked up again and started writing again.

Alas, it’s winter again. In addition to helping Brother De to earn enough train tickets to go home, I also need to earn some money for clothes. Up to now, I’m still wearing a thin singlet. Although it looks thick, it’s full of Toilet paper.

I wrote "My Sister Never Called Brother" last year, and I barely made ends meet, but the manuscript fee also allowed me to survive the long winter. Thanks to the SF website and all editors for their support.

That's enough, I said a lot of bitter tears, and I'm going to do my old job with Brother De again.

As for what should I do after De Ge leaves?

Of course I will continue to beg.

Because that's how I came here last year.

Ah, that’s right, I’m still that virtuous QAQ

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The new year is approaching again, I hope everyone will work hard to subscribe, give rewards, and vote for monthly tickets.

Help poor Dick get home.

(???????)

It also helped me survive the long and cold winter in Northeast China...

Chapter 6:

First of all.

Before testing my strength, let me complain about one thing.

Why in 80% of the stories, the test of strength is a crystal ball?

Please, I'm a little obsessive-compulsive, can you explain to me why?

Why can I measure my strength when I put my hand on it?

If it's a little more novel, let me touch it to test my strength, it will attract me.

And Miss Lucia in front of you, please don't open your neckline so low?The football on your chest is already distracting my attention!

Merlin was brewing, complaining about the embarrassing situation in his heart.

Many adventurers and adventurers around came to watch the fun and see what level the newcomers are.

After all, just now there was a saint-level strongman joining, and a newcomer, everyone will have a comparison mentality. Many people want to see a joke in this situation where the jade is in front and the bricks are in the back.

However, Merlin didn't have any magical power or grudge, which made the onlookers start to sing bad tunes.

"This newcomer doesn't seem to have any coercion at all?"

"Maybe it's too weak, it's hard to feel it."

"I think this one, with his low-level strength, is too weak to be classified as black iron."

"I think so too, I feel that this person is so weak."

"But I just saw him knock Arnold away..."

"Please, Arnold has low-level strength and no combat experience. If you don't brag, I can fight a hundred."

Hey, do you see it?

This is the usual routine, a group of people taunted me mercilessly.

The next thing I need to perform is... to swell their faces~

A smile appeared on Merlin's face, and flags flew up all around, everything foreshadowed the result.

Merlin suddenly opened his eyes wide, and stared at the radio waves emitted by the crystal ball biubiubiu~

The crystal ball is unresponsive...

"Congratulations, Mr. Merlin, you didn't react at all, which proves that you don't have the slightest magic power and fighting spirit. You are a scumbag villager with only five combat power~" Lukia smiled like an angel, ruthlessly sarcastic, "This is impossible to be Adventurer's."

emmmmm, the audience fell into a deathly silence, which was very embarrassing.

Unexpectedly, the onlookers were still slapped in the face, it's just that they were too milked, and they all overestimated Merlin.

After a few seconds of silence, a wave of laughter erupted in the trade union.

"Really or not? Do you still want to be an adventurer without magic power and vindictiveness?"

"Forget it, my friend. We are also a high-risk occupation. If we don't have a certain strength, we will die."

"At the very least, you have to come back with low-level strength? Without strength, it's very dangerous to accept an escort commission."

Obviously, he was a powerful holy-level expert before, but he became an ordinary villager when he came to Meilin, which made the onlookers laugh a little bit.

"Sure enough..."

Merlin muttered to himself mockingly, he was still a bit desperate, and he wasn't very surprised by this result.

After all, I know best whether I have magic power or battle energy in my body, so why should I agree to the test?Of course it's for luck!If there is an effect, wouldn't it be profitable...

Alice was a little stunned watching from the side. Although she knew that Merlin couldn't sense magic power and fighting spirit at all when he was fighting, the crystal ball couldn't detect it, which meant that he didn't have any magic power or fighting spirit in his body, but every time he fought At that time, what happened to the powerful combat power?

For a long time, Alice thought that Merlin was hiding her coercion, but judging from the current situation, in fact, she has no magic power and fighting spirit at all.

Alice pulled Merlin into a group and asked in a low voice, "Hey, what are you doing? Why don't you have magic power or fighting spirit?"

"Have you seen me fight? When have I ever used magic power or vindictiveness? It's not that I don't want to use it, but that I don't have it at all." Merlin said that he was also embarrassed.

"Then what's your situation?! You don't have any magic power, how did you defeat so many monsters?" Alice was puzzled, she really couldn't understand Merlin.

"My sword-drawing skill level is very high, a full level of 9999... 9999, which leads to killing everyone instantly. Do you understand what I mean?" Merlin narrowed his eyes, telling the truth.

The basic skill of drawing a knife and cutting does not require fighting spirit. Even if the skill point is high, it is very powerful, but I was born with 9999... 9999 skill points, how can I explain it to others?No one in this world can understand.

"What nonsense are you talking about..." Alice was confused, what skill point, skill level?

"You can just treat me as a different kind, and you don't need to use magic power and fighting spirit to fight." Merlin held his forehead and didn't bother to explain.

Alice felt that her three views had been impacted. She thought that magic immunity was shocking enough, but now she couldn't understand Merlin at all. Is this really a person from this world?

"Alice, it's different from what you said..." Merlin brought the topic back to normal, "Didn't you say that you don't have fighting spirit and magical power, and you can be an adventurer as long as you recommend it?"

Alice regained her senses and came to the counter, "Lukia, can I recommend this guy? I guarantee that he is qualified for this job."

"No, Alice, you are talking about foreign members of the trade union, known as wooden adventurers, who are composed of ordinary people, but the headquarters of this group was canceled a few years ago. The current rule is that those who have not reached the low-level strength , the trade union will not take them in." Rukia explained.

"Ah?" Alice was startled, thinking that if Merlin didn't become an adventurer, he would be so disgusted that he would not be able to sleep because he owed favors to the Devil King. "Can't you be accommodating?"

"I'm sorry Alice, the trade union has its own regulations, and I'm also very embarrassed." Rukia said apologetically.

"Miss..." Merlin sat in front of Rukia, grabbed her little hand, and seemed to be using the beauty trick to confuse her, "I realized from the beginning that you are different, and you must be a kind-hearted girl. I sincerely ask for your help, if you are willing to accommodate me, we can have an in-depth exchange in private~"