The Unemployed Demon Lord

"Who are you? Where do you come from heretics? Dare to slander our holy prayers, you should be burned on the stake! F**k Dad!" The priest pointed at Alice standing in front of the stage and cursed.

"My name is Alice Claudia, the golden adventurer of Wrexham, and also the 233rd generation hero of the Holy See."

Alice's gaze was firm and her expression was full of heroism. Her long silver hair was a little messy from the rain, but it was still beautiful.

She directly reported her family background, including the identity of the former hero.

Alice didn't like the title of the former hero very much, because she failed to crusade against Merlin, which caused her to be stained a lot, and she was accused of various scapegoats.

Normally, Alice would never say that she is the 233rd generation hero.

But today, in order to make this group of stupid villagers sober, Alice has to admit her identity so that she can speak to the priest on a fair stage.

Because most villagers blindly trust the clergy, Alice's credibility will be greatly increased if she speaks as a brave man.

After hearing this, the villagers below were all surprised, and the whispered gossip was simply not too unpleasant

"She is the 233rd generation hero? She didn't die."

"When 10 people went to crusade, she survived alone."

"Isn't he defiled by the devil to death? Could it be that he's alive?"

"I heard that she was defiled by Lucifer III and lost her virginity."

"That's not right. The version I heard was that the brave offered his virginity and was defiled by Lucifer III before leaving her alive."

"No, no, it was Lucifer III who fell in love with the brave man. As a result, the two of them looked at each other and fell in love with each other. That's why the big devil let the brave man go."

"Although I don't know what happened, but the 233rd generation of heroes must have been fucked by Lucifer III?"

"Well, that's right, no matter what version, it has been slapped..."

Chapter 70:

The black line on Alice's forehead immediately came down, and she felt a little uneasy.

That's why she hates her title of brave, because her reputation is already rotten.

Although there was some ambiguous incident with Merlin in the Death Swamp, it was just taking off his clothes, nothing dirty and unsuitable for children happened!

But no one seemed to believe this, and Alice survived alone, which gave the onlookers a lot of room for association.

Without Alice's knowledge, all kinds of rumors about the demon king and the hero spreading.

Even the textbooks on the side of the road to disseminate sexual knowledge use the images of devils and brave men in the pictures, and the various postures are drawn very clearly, which makes people blush and heartbeat, and can't bear to look directly at them.

Although there are thousands of versions, each of which is lifelike, but the common denominator is three

①Merlin and Alice must have had an affair and had sex.

②No matter in any version, Merlin is the domineering president.

③Alice is always a silly, silly and sweet person.

Who slandered my innocence!stand out!Watch me stab your mouth out without a sword!

Also, Merlin is such a domineering CEO, the poor one is already urinating blood, okay?A scumbag who cheats women's money, always gambles, is arrogant and rude, making complaints about the atmosphere is annoying!

In the end who is silly and sweet!Your sister's silly white sweet!All of you are idiots!

Alice complained wildly about the rumors of dog blood, but it was useless.

Of course, rumors are not the most hateful thing. What Alice hates the most is the group of bards who start making up random stories for the sake of popularity.

One is that Merlin and Alice have known each other since childhood and have always been in love with each other, but when they grow up, they become the devil and the brave, and then there are all kinds of bloody plots of falling in love and killing each other, and then the climax is on the eve of the war, the loneliness is unbearable Merlin and Alice had a hard fight on the battlefield, sublimating the theme of loving and killing each other.

What the hell!

God fucking fucked it up!

This shit can make up any story for popularity?

A romantic drama about a third-rate little Susu!

Is it to deceive the little girls' tears and satisfy their delusion of being taken care of by the domineering president!

Alice has a deep resentment towards the bard who made up the story, and even stabbed him in the heart with a sword.

Because this story is the most widely circulated, the self in the story is like an idiot, being tricked by the domineering CEO Merlin and still smiling, it is really disgusting!

In fact, Merlin has also heard the romance drama about the devil and the brave, but his complaints are only one sentence

This domineering president is not me, because facing the washboard, I don't want my own Ou Jinjin to raise his head at all.

Alice has a deep resentment for her former title of brave, because her innocence has been slandered. In the eyes of the world, the 233-generation brave was tainted by Lucifer III and is a dirty person.

If Alice didn't try her best to hide her past, she might not be able to get married in this life.

But today, in order to get rid of the brainwashing of the stupid villagers, Alice decided to admit her past and wake them up in the most authentic way.

"Big sister...is she a brave man?" Little Henry widened his eyes, feeling very surprised, thinking that a brave man is one of a kind, right?Little did they know that Alice was hired temporarily.

"So... I wish you were the 233rd generation brave? The guy who shamed the Holy See not only failed in the crusade against the first Demon King Palace, but also had an affair with Lucifer III? **** Dad!" The priest pointed at Alice with a very surprised expression on his face. .

"I'm not here to talk about your past, but to tell you to stop fooling others into praying." Alice didn't want to explain the past between herself and Merlin, because it couldn't be explained at all, and the description became darker and darker.

"As an ex-ex-brave, you dare to say that praying is useless, do you want to become a heretic!? Father!" The priest trembled angrily, because Alice interfered with him to make money, and no matter how the other party was also a brave man, the words The weight is faintly bigger than myself.

"If His Majesty the Pope of the Vatican knows that you are here to induce others to die, he must be very disappointed with you." Alice knows the Holy See quite well, and there are good and bad people in it. Among the clergy, there are bad guys like the one in front of you. There are also really good people who are religious, so one cannot generalize.

"You... What nonsense are you talking about? F**k Dad!" The priest felt a little guilty, and still had awe of the Pope.

Alice couldn't bear it any longer. The priest spewed dung from his mouth, which was disgusting. With a "slap", she stretched out her hand and slapped him loudly.

Shocking the surrounding villagers below, the brave man hit the priest. This scene is very shocking.

"You... you dare to hit me?"

The priest fell down on the dirty muddy water, and the raindrops washed him away.

"**..."

Alice suddenly pulled out the rapier from her waist and put it on the priest's neck. Her eyes were cold and full of menace, and he cured his mouth addiction for many years.

"Please don't add some strange words after it, I am a bit obsessive-compulsive."

The priest's eyes widened in horror, he knelt on the ground and trembled, feeling the coldness of the rapier on his neck, he didn't dare to speak casually anymore.

"Since Your Excellency thinks that prayer is useful, start praying now that I won't kill you. Do you dare to use your own life to prove that prayer is useful?" Alice looked at the priest on the ground and said lightly, "If you are devout enough, The Goddess of Light will come to stop me, if you are not pious enough, it doesn't matter if you die by the sword of the brave, right?"

This is a battle between reason and faith. Whether these foolish people can wake up from brainwashing depends on who stays on stage in the end.

The dark clouds were oppressive and low, and raindrops kept pouring down.

Falls to the ground, splashes all around.

Alice held the sword on the priest's neck without blinking her eyes.

The rain condensed into threads that slid across the priest's neck along the blade.

The scene was surprisingly quiet, everyone was watching the result.

The priest stared wide-eyed, trembling with fear, his precarious faith lost to the fear of death.

"Yes... I'm sorry!"

The priest fled in a stumbling manner, leaving behind several hardcover textbooks, which he did not want anymore.

Alice put the rapier back into its sheath, turned to look at the villagers, and said loudly in the pattering rain

"I know that you are afraid of death. Even if your relatives are kidnapped, you don't dare to act rashly. In the end, you rely on the useless spiritual comfort of prayer."

"But it's just an escape, it's the coward's choice, the gods won't help stupid people!"

"At this time, I can only rely on myself. Isn't it too pitiful to pray for something illusory?"

"Many things are not impossible, and you can easily give up."

"It's the group of kidnapped people who are expecting you to rescue them, and only you can do it!"

"There are only two choices before you..."

"Die silently in guilt."

"Or put down the farm tools and pick up the sword to resist!"

Chapter 71:

Little Henry stared wide-eyed in the rain, and felt that Alice's righteous, powerful, and beautiful figure was so handsome. It was a fight with the legendary Elgin swordsman, which made his whole body excited. It is estimated that other villagers have similar feelings. feel.

"His Excellency the village chief..."

Alice looked back at the village chief, as long as the purpose was to obtain information.

"What orders does Alice have?"

The village head came back to his senses, and he wanted to keep his attitude very low for Alice's respect from the bottom of his heart.

"Can you tell me the exact location of the goblin lair in the back mountain?"

"You want to..."

"Do you still need to ask? Of course I'm going to rescue people. It will be very dangerous after tonight." Alice responded seriously. If she didn't know the exact location of the goblin's lair, she would have gone deep alone.

"But it's very dangerous. There is the Emperor Goblin in the lair. It seems to be a holy rank now. Even Lord Alice..." The village chief hesitated to speak.

Holy steps?

I definitely can't beat it.

The class of strength is difficult to surpass.

but

Can anyone help them besides me?

Merlin?Yes, it's easy for him to deal with holy ranks.

But let me go on my knees and beg a demon for help?