The Unemployed Demon Lord

Merlin just believes in the routine that his aura determines everything, to the point of being poisoned.

He was walking towards the Moonlight Tavern, holding a horse betting roll that cost six gold coins a huge sum of money, his hands were trembling, and he had an idiot smile on his face, he was more excited than the first time he got a sister.

Still muttering to himself, I'm probably crazy

"Hum hum!"

"Six gold coins for the horse betting roll, as long as I hit number 13."

"It can be multiplied ten thousand times! By that time, I will be a rich man with [-] gold coins. Thinking about how excited the thief is..."

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Chapter 30:

"Your mother is Bichi! Seduce others outside every day!"

"No! Don't slander my mother!"

Merlin was walking towards the tavern, passing a small alley at the end of an alley, but heard a few childish voices yelling, one of them was quite familiar.

Merlin took a few steps back, stuck his head out and looked into the alley.

I saw a boy surrounded by several older children.

Isn't this little Henry?

It was actually blocked by children of the same age.

That's right, if you don't speak well at ordinary times, you will inevitably offend others...

Merlin commented outside the alley, even if Little Henry was the proprietress' son, he didn't plan to help him.

Merlin planned to watch the brats fight for a while, to see little Henry's skills, and his mentality was similar to that of watching cockfights.

Seeing all kinds of destructive magic and martial arts, it's also interesting to watch the brats pecking at each other once in a while.

Sometimes Merlin really has a bit of a bad taste...

Dangdang Dangdang!

The first Gazitun Bear Kids Boxer Competition officially begins

Merlin was bored by the side, so he actually imitated the children's competition and became the on-site commentator.

First of all, introduce the contestants from both sides, Tavern Boxing Champion Henry!The opponents are a few melons playing in the mud at the head of the village!

"Who slandered you? Who in the village doesn't know about your mother's virtues? Bitchi is just like bitch!" The suspected kid king pinched his waist and activated his taunting skills.

"My mother is not what you think! Apologize to me! Apologize quickly!" Little Henry was furious, his childish face flushed with anger.

"I don't! Your mother is Bichi! Bichi! Little bit~" The kid king made a grimace, sticking out his tongue mockingly, causing the other children to giggle differently.

Narrator Merlin: Audience friends, it’s the calm before the storm. Contestants from both sides are throwing harsh words at each other, which is commonly known as the slap in the face. According to international routines, one of them will definitely be slapped in the face, and you will feel very happy ~

"I'll beat you if you don't apologize!?" Little Henry gritted his teeth, seemingly not joking.

"Come on, do you have the guts?" Kid King purposely stretched out his head to hit Little Henry, full of confidence, "Come and hit me, hit me~"

Narrator Merlin: Damn!I've never seen such a cheap request. Little Henry, if you are a man, you can hit him with a small electric cannon, so that even his mother doesn't know him. It's also good to go to the roots~

"Go to hell! You rubbish!" Little Henry yelled, without hesitation, he swung his fist back as soon as he came up!Knock the King of Kids down!

Narrator Merlin: Player Henry is making a move!He punched the kid king in the face and knocked him to the ground!Audience friends, it turns out that Henry is still bloody, so for your own safety, don't provoke this kind of brat in the future.

The child king covered his face in a daze. He didn't expect to be beaten. He yelled and gave orders to the other children, "How dare you hit me!? Hit him! Beat him to death together!"

The other little boys glanced at each other, rushed forward without hesitation, punched and kicked little Henry, and cursed.

Little Henry pulled out the small wooden sword from his waist and looked at it for a while. It was a little effective at first, but after all, two fists were no match for four hands. After a while, a group of boys rubbed against the ground and beat them up.

Narrator Merlin: The Kidwant player called for air support, and a few heavenly soldiers pressed Henry to the ground with a hammer!The scenes are extremely bloody and violent, please watch with parents!

Kid King wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth and became more vicious, feeling particularly humiliated by Henry's beating.

He was angry from the heart, evil to the guts, silently took out the dagger from his waist, walked towards little Henry who was lying on the ground, intending to bleed with a few knives.

Commentator Mei Lin: Audience friends, the incident has escalated. The Kidswant contestant was unwilling to be beaten, so he frantically took out a knife...Huh? ! !The bear boy actually took out a knife when fighting!Is it because I can't keep up with the times?When I was a bear, I would only throw mud at each other!Oh yes, this is a different world...

Holding a dagger, the child king walked up to little Henry, "I tell you Henry, your mother is a bitch! You are the son of bitch!"

Little Henry was beaten bruised and swollen, and was pressed by a group of people. He raised his head with difficulty, and said through gritted teeth, "Are you saying it again?! I will definitely beat you to death!"

"Make you crazy again! I'll stab you to death!!"

The child king was so angry that he raised his dagger and stabbed little Henry who was lying on the ground.

But as soon as the dagger was raised, it was grabbed by the wrist and could not move.

The Kid King turned his head in surprise, and saw Merlin's face turned black, he was suddenly in doubt.

"Tsk!" Merlin gasped, with a strange expression, and said with a somewhat ugly face.

"Hey, brats..."

"Fighting is fighting, it's too much to use a knife."

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Chapter 31:

Merlin grabbed the child king's wrist, and with a little force, the child king suffered endless pain.

"what!"

The Child King let out a cry of pain, and the dagger in his hand fell to the ground clangingly.

Seeing that the Kid King wasn't threatening, Merlin let him go.

Little Henry was a little startled when he saw Merlin. He remembered that he had nothing to do every day and was always tired of being with a large group of women. It can be said that he was quite corrupt.

"Uncle Merlin!?"

Merlin frowned, glanced at little Henry who was in a mess on the ground, and thought helplessly, I've emphasized it a hundred times, I'm not Osan!I'm Oni-chan, right?There's no problem with me blending into high school the way I am now, is there?Who dares to object?See if I teach you to be a human again...

"Come on!"

Seeing that Merlin was an adult, the kid king was a little scared, so he ran away.

The other boys didn't think much of it, and scattered one after another.

Merlin smiled, wondering if he was so scary?He knelt down and looked at little Henry.

"Are you all right? Can you still stand up?"

"It's okay!" Little Henry gritted his teeth and stubbornly got up from the ground, "I don't want to be pitied by the useless uncle..."

Merlin frowned, thinking who is the useless person?Don't I just hang out with women every day?You kid will envy me when you grow up.

"Your embarrassed appearance will make your mother worry again."

"Hmph! Women are trouble..." Little Henry said old-fashioned.

Hey, hey, you brat, who raised you up so much?

Merlin twisted his mouth, thinking that little Henry, a bastard, has a bad temper and a poisonous mouth. When he grows up and enters the society, he won't have any good fruit to eat.

"Why fight? There are so many opponents, can you win?"

"If you can't win, you have to fight! They slandered my mother, and I will not let them go! Besides, I know the sword skills like my father. Even if I don't know how to fight now, I will definitely do it in the future!" Little Henry looked very stubborn. , I felt that I was talking too much nonsense, so I blushed and said disdainfully, "Anyway, I am better than you who can only draw a sword, and I will not be a useless person in the future."

"Emmmm..." Merlin said seriously, with a complicated expression, "Do you know that I am really powerful, maybe there is no such thing as a world stronger than me."

"Uncle Merlin, stop bragging. I've heard it more than a dozen times. Although daydreaming is wonderful, if you do it too much, you will become a useless person with nothing but face and friends." Little Henry angrily dusted off the dust on his body, and then Turning around and walking away, "I'm going home..."

This stinky brat!

I am really strong!

You worship those mid-level warriors every day.

In fact, they are really weak chickens who are vulnerable to a single blow!

Don't you know that the world's number one swordsman is right next to you? !

Merlin shook his head helplessly, and wanted to go back to the tavern, so he followed little Henry, looked at his young back, limping, and couldn't help but feel a little puzzled.

"Your mother doesn't care about those gossips, why do you still care so much?"

"My mother is a good person! She's not a promiscuous bitch! Because a group of people maliciously spread rumors and slandered my mother, so I must stand up!" Little Henry said stubbornly, his teeth clenched. persuasive.

"Why do you have to do this?" Merlin said that he didn't quite understand. The more you explain things like gossip, the less clear it is. It's better to be yourself.

"Isn't that obvious? Dad is not at home, and I'm the only man in the family! So mom will be guarded by me! I won't let any bad guy get close to mom, not even slander!" Little Henry hammered the hammer with his fist His chest was full of enthusiasm and he said, "I know my mother is a very good person, she will never betray my father, and as a man, I must stand up and protect her! Uncle Merlin, you will not understand me... ..."

Merlin was so embarrassed that he couldn't speak. Seeing that the corners of Henry's eyes were filled with tears, he probably felt a little wronged because he had endured too much at such a young age.

"Those wretched uncles who approach and slander my mother are bad people! I will hate them for the rest of my life. It is cruel and unforgivable to trample on something that others have always guarded!"

Little Henry turned around angrily and continued walking, his little shoulders were shaking non-stop, and the little wooden sword at his waist was so dilapidated that it was about to break.

Merlin secretly sighed together, wondering if he lost a lot of human touch after he crossed over and became a demon, and he likes to stand on the sidelines on everything

"Henry, do you want to learn how to draw a sword?"

"I can teach you, as long as you are talented enough."

"Don't say you can become as strong as me."

"If it is normal, it can also be split [-]-[-] with ordinary holy ranks."

"How? Are you interested?"

"You just need to hand over your pocket money for this month..."

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Chapter 32: Rewards and Updates