The Unemployed Demon Lord

"Have you ever heard of a palm technique that descended from the sky, ah! It's a sword technique that descended from the sky..." Merlin pretended to be profound, but in fact he didn't even know how to do it, and he would draw his sword and slash.

Little Henry shook his head. Under Merlin's flickering, he seemed a little interested.

"Its name is Gale Sword Art, Hasaiki!" Merlin continued to fool around in a mysterious way, "Every time you hit an enemy twice with Q, you can release a tornado magic, as long as you roll up people, you can use the secret: Ah Pain Crack Yekai hurts! Eat it?"

"Listen...it sounds so powerful..." Little Henry's eyes were full of little stars, and he was completely fooled by Merlin, "but what is the specific move?"

"Draw the knife and chop..." Merlin raised his eyebrows, and cheekily said the name of a basic skill.

"Tsk..." Little Henry's momentum suddenly changed, and he complained contemptuously, "What? Pull out your sword and chop, a skill that ordinary warrior apprentices don't even bother to learn, and they thought it was some powerful sword skill. It's really disappointing. "

Merlin's face was covered with black lines, his brows were tightly furrowed, as if he had lost his soul, suddenly it was hard to accept

Hey Hey hey!

what's the situation?

Just had a silly runny nose.

Why did he suddenly become so vitriolic! ?

Could it be that Lao Tzu's one-knife residence merges, and even the brats from other worlds look down on them! ?It just doesn't make sense...

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Chapter 9:

"Uncle, don't lie to me just because I'm a child?"

Little Henry curled his lips with a complicated expression.

"Obviously an adult, but so sinister, tsk tsk tsk..."

"Ugh!" Merlin gasped for breath, feeling uncomfortable.

Although he knew that drawing a knife and slashing was a basic garbage skill in another world, and it was not popular, but he didn't expect that even a brat would look down on it, and it was super embarrassing to be ridiculed.

Merlin was a bit regretful that he had upgraded the primary skill of drawing swords to level 9999999999999999999. If he had known it would be so easy to be looked down upon, it would be better to acquire gorgeous skills such as two-sword style, ghost swordsmanship, mountain-shattering slash, and phantom sword dance!

"Seeing how hard you perform, Uncle, I'll give you some reward..." Little Henry reluctantly took out two lollipops from his pocket, and threw them directly into Merlin's bowl.

Merlin looked at the lollipop in the bowl, his eyes were a little dull, "Hey, brat, I'm very good at drawing swords and chopping."

"You liar? I have no interest in drawing a knife and cutting such a weak sword skill, and uncle, you are not young anymore, you have to work hard..." Little Henry left with a snot in his nose.

"Hey! Brat! You will definitely regret it if you don't learn. When the time comes, you kneel on the ground and beg us, and I won't teach you!" Merlin muttered to Little Henry's back, "Don't call me uncle. Ah! It's the little brother, right!"

Little Henry turned his head slightly, his nose was running down, he pursed his lips, and said to the ground, "Bah!"

"Ugh!" Merlin frowned. He, who is immune to magic, actually suffered 10000 points of trauma, and was in a messy environment where fish and dragons were making trouble.

Nima!

What a brat?

I am the first great demon king who wiped out [-] Holy See crusades with one blow!

He kindly taught others the strongest sword skills, but he was actually despised...

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Village street.

Merlin was in a bad mood with a lollipop in his mouth.

Although there is a tachi pinned to his waist, his slovenly appearance does not look like a powerful swordsman.

Merlin is a little embarrassed now, and feels that he is not weak. He has been in another world for so long, and has never seen an enemy stronger than himself.

But because of the stupid skill of drawing a knife and slashing, he was always despised.

And in the past, those who despised him were adventurers, but today he was despised by a brat, which was somewhat unpleasant.

Although Merlin doesn't care much about fame, being looked down upon by others is still annoying.

"Hey, why did I mess up so badly?"

Merlin recalled the days in the Demon King's Palace, it was really comfortable to be well-clothed and well-fed, unlike now, where he could not eat enough or wear warm clothes.

Although it was said that it came out to lift its own curse, it feels like the enemies outside are like chickens.

For example, a qigong master with only a false name is actually performing with a group of epileptic patients. The king of thunder and lightning is called Beast Yang, and he doesn't know fart magic.

Merlin's initial longing for the outside world has slowly dissipated, and the hot-blooded area is calm, replaced by the negative emotions of eating and waiting to die.

"Cuckoo..."

Merlin's stomach started to growl again, it seemed that it was time for meal, and it was impossible not to eat.

He stopped, saw a restaurant in front of him, glanced at it and felt that the environment was okay.

Merlin raised his eyebrows, licked his dry lips, and fell into deep thought

Go in and rub it for nothing, let's fill up the stomach first.

Anyway, he owed a lot of debts, tens of thousands of gold coins.

Since it will be difficult to pay off in a lifetime, it is not bad for this meal.

Hehehe, restaurateurs in Wales, get on your knees and tremble!

Your nightmare, eating and drinking, the little boy is here...

ヘ(~ω~ヘ)

Chapter 10:

Small restaurant in the village.

Although it looks so-so and not as luxurious as a big city, the food tastes pretty good.

Even though Merlin is poor, he talks about the enjoyment of life more than anyone else.

Merlin has the excellent taste of aristocrats, extraordinary charming appearance, and lofty ideals and ambitions, a typical template of a rich and handsome man in another world, but the only difference from a rich and handsome man is that he is short of money now!

He can't survive for a lifetime relying on his face alone. He still has a bottom line of dignity, and he doesn't want to live on a woman's perfume money. Therefore, for the lofty ideal of eating and dying, gold coins are very important. The more the better.

Although Merlin didn't have much money, he had a rich and handsome bad temper. He was sitting in the middle of the restaurant, criticizing the roast suckling pig, turkey, vegetable salad and other food in front of him with his strict attitude.

There were not many people in the restaurant at first, but the uncles stared at the ragged foreigner with astonished eyes, feeling rather surprised, suspecting that Merlin was just a big dish of garlic and had no money to pay the bill, they all waited to watch the show.

"This roast suckling pig is not good, the hair is not plucked, bad review!"

"This turkey is not good either, it's all burnt, bad review!"

"The same goes for the salad, it's not washed clean, there are bugs..."

"If you don't push me too much, I will give you bad reviews!"

Mei Lin obviously looked like a rag picker, but ended up eating like a gourmet. If it wasn't for the unkemptness that interfered with his aesthetics, if he changed into clean clothes, he would be comparable to a country aristocrat, and went to a French fashion catwalk.

The restaurant owner was wearing a bartender uniform, wiping his wine glasses, and was stared at by Merlin angrily blowing his beard and trembling mustache. It was the first time he saw such a strict guest in the village.

The boss really wanted to ask Merlin to leave, but found that the things he ordered were quite expensive, so he felt that the order could not be waived, so he had to endure it patiently, thinking for a while that if he had no money to pay the bill, he would kill him to vent his hatred.

The owner of the restaurant originally didn't want Merlin to order food, because he was dressed in shabby clothes, and he could be seen as a poor tramp at a glance. Maybe he came in to eat and drink for free.

But seeing that the customers are all old neighbors, as a gentleman in the countryside of Great Britain, how can he drive away a tramp?Can't let people see the joke~

So the boss chose to be patient, and ordered the gold medal thugs in the market to ambush outside the door. If Merlin dared to eat the king's meal, he would not be polite.

"Oh, what kind of cake is this? It's too bad! It's not sweet at all! I think of the cream cake they made when I attended the high society party in Manchester. It's delicious..."

Merlin's acting skills were exaggerated, picking on the bones, complaining that this is not right and that is not right.

You can also brag about the high society in Manchester City, say how delicious the desserts are at their parties, and show that you have seen the world.

In fact, the period of the different world belongs to the Middle Ages, those desserts are much worse than the real world, and they are not so attractive to Merlin, but they are still much better than the brick-like black bread.

Moreover, Merlin attended the party as a waiter, wandering among the nobles with drinks, hooked up with many noble ladies by the way, and earned a lot of relationship consulting fees.

However, there were too many false cuckolds worn by the aristocratic gentlemen in Manchester, so he was fired and left Manchester.

To be honest, Merlin quite likes the job of a waiter in the upper class. He eats delicious food and drinks every day, and meets different girls every day.

How many women did Merlin get close to after leaving the Demon King's Palace?

Visually, there are 99 if there is no 100. From noble ladies to dancers in taverns, as long as they are female, there are all kinds of people.

If Lilith knew that there were so many vixens approaching her brother, how would she feel?I'm afraid I will feel troubled because I can't kill them all...

Merlin let himself go like this, dawdling around day by day, looking for a way to get in touch with the curse by the way, and deeply implementing the concept of eating and waiting to die.

Back to the topic, Merlin talked to himself and belittled the food for a long time, but no one paid attention to him, which made him a little embarrassed.

The reason why Merlin wants to belittle this restaurant is of course not because he thinks the food is unpalatable, but because he eats and drinks for nothing.

The store manager with strong self-respect in everything, if he is belittled by Merlin, he will be kicked out, and the money will not be taken away, so as to achieve the goal of eating and drinking for free.

Merlin has used this despicable routine many times, and it never fails.

But now the restaurant owner in this village is different. No matter what bad words Merlin says, he will bear it down and wait for the meal to be charged.

A drop of cold sweat dripped from Merlin's forehead, and he became nervous. He felt that he was full and even a little bit full, but the problem of headache followed.

It's day dog!

What if I have no money to pay the bill?

Do you want to add another sum to your debt?

Then I have a story...

It can only be called the day of repaying debts in another world.

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