The Unemployed Demon Lord

The fine foie gras from Ireland, the caviar from the Arctic Ocean, and the steak from Iberia cost hundreds of gold coins per meal.

So Merlin, who was eating and waiting to die, was jointly wanted by the restaurant owners in Scotland, and hung on the entrustment walls of various adventurer unions.

So far, Merlin has already owed tens of thousands of gold coins in debt, causing everyone in England to shout and beat him, and finally he could only escape, and came to Wales, Great Britain, ready to continue eating and drinking.

Do you think that Merlin is useless and unmotivated?

how is this possible!Merlin really tried to pay off his debts.

Meilin has worked in more than 50 kinds of jobs, ranging from a male publicist in a high-end leisure club to a horse washer, but he was fired without exception, because he is a late-stage lazy cancer!Slack and absenteeism is the norm.

The most terrible thing is that he has slept with more than 30 proprietresses, and made the boss furious. Can he not be fired?

Merlin swore that the matter of sleeping with the proprietress was all fucking rumors, not on purpose, but because the group of wives always fell in love with him and seduced him in different ways, so he became the boss's killer for no reason.

Don't forget that Merlin is essentially a succubus. Although he doesn't have the ability of a succubus, his physique and characteristics are still there. From a 30-year-old beautiful aunt to a 12-year-old girl who just had a love affair, she can almost eat everything.

As long as they get along for a long time, they will have a good impression of Merlin.

In addition, male succubi are very handsome, and the opposite sex will fall in love with him after a long time

Strong and handsome.

The only shortcoming is that it is too poor...

Chapter 2:

Mei Lin, who is very popular with women, no matter how sloppy he is, there is never a shortage of beautiful women around him, and he walks through the flowers with ease.

So Meilin was also very helpless, the group of beautiful proprietresses came to him in the middle of the night wearing sexy underwear, chatting about some sad and emotional topics, telling about the failure of their marriage.

As a succubus, Merlin instinctively wanted to comfort these women and calm down their sad hearts.

He swears that he has nothing out of the ordinary, just a normal chat, but there are still various scandals.

The reason why Merlin was able to reach the high level of not touching his body is largely because he has seen too many women, and based on the 200-year-old human age, he has already passed the restless age of opening a harem.

For Merlin, women are sensitive creatures, and they need to be treated gently to heal all wounds in their hearts. His creed is

Never force women to do things, because being tough is the worst way.

In this way, Merlin achieved nothing, owed a lot of debts, idling around eating and drinking every day, and flirting with different women for more than a year.

Merlin did not write to his sister Lilith, but chose to hide it.Because he was afraid that it would be embarrassing for Lilith to see his current useless appearance, and he was afraid that the title of useless brother had not been confirmed.

And Lilith, a psychopath, will kill all those proprietresses regardless of 21, right?Or choose to lose contact...

Merlin felt that his life outside the Demon King's Palace was full of ups and downs, and he was very unhappy. Lilith really told him that he was a useless person and squatted at home, and he would be scolded as a pervert and fired outside.

He felt that the outside world was very similar to his original real world, with certain social rules.

For example, I heard a group of old mercenaries bragging in a tavern last month, saying that the Soviet next door had organized a giant soldier, and then someone retorted that Great Britain still had an ocean-going fleet.

Merlin sighed in his heart, isn't this a force deterrence between countries, a big show of muscle?It's exactly the same.

He felt that if he hadn't been arrogant and disdainful to engage in activities of beating, smashing, looting and burning, he would have been overthrown a long time ago, ah bah, he cut down the queen of Great Britain and became a king himself.

Even though Merlin obeyed the rules of the other world very humanely, he was still wanted by a group of mean-spirited restaurant owners.

Every day, a group of rookie adventurers would find trouble with Merlin for the bounty, but they would all be beaten with bruised noses and swollen faces, and would go home crying to find their mother.

Merlin didn't bother to draw his sword at a group of chattering salted fish, because it was useless if it wasn't a holy rank, it was a waste of time.

You ask why Merlin didn't cut down the restaurateur?

Because, as an arrogant monarch, he couldn't afford to lose that person, he even drew his knife to kill the restaurant owner in order not to pay for the meal. It is estimated that his name will be engraved on the pillar of shame of the demons tomorrow.

The curse of the heart is nothing for the time being. In the past year, Merlin has killed four or five holy rank powerhouses, and relying on them to continue his life, he can still enjoy himself for a while.

At this time, Merlin trekked to Wales on foot, in order to sleep with the proprietress here, ah!It's right to rest here for a while and find a job to dawdle.

Merlin hadn't eaten for five days and was penniless. He remembered the last time he had a meal, he stole a lamb from someone else and roasted it while sitting on the floor, but was chased by the shepherd for two miles with a whip. It was very miserable.

Just when Merlin was mumbling and complaining about being far away from society, cursing capitalism for exploiting the right to stay at home.

Suddenly, two masked thieves jumped out from both sides of the path, the daggers in their hands were flying up and down like juggling.

The black-clothed and gray-clothed thieves smiled strangely, and after a whole morning of ambush finally found a fool, ready to loot.

Merlin stopped in his tracks, his eyes were a little hungry, and he asked in surprise, "What are you doing?"

"Humph!" The black-clothed thief sneered and opened his mouth, "Heavenly King Gedihu~!"

Merlin hesitated for a moment, tentatively said

"Everything is hard work~?"

(?-?)? ? ?

Chapter 3: Monthly Ticket Addition

The gray-clothed thief whispered in the ear of the black-clothed thief, "Senior, it seems to rhyme quite well. Could it be the same kind?"

"How is it possible?" The black-clothed thief spread his hands and said seriously, "How can our kind be so poor?"

"It seems to be the same, I thought he also drank the transformation potion..." The gray-clothed thief nodded.

The black-clothed thief turned his head to look at Merlin, and the brass dagger in his hand flew up and down, "Boy, be sensible and hand over all the valuables on your body, or don't blame me for being rude, and you won't even have your pants left ! Hehehe~”

Merlin looked at the two thieves with a tired expression on his face, and his mood was a little complicated.

The quiet atmosphere is a little embarrassing. Pedestrians who were robbed in the past would scream loudly. Why is this person so calm today?Is there something wrong with my brain...

The gray-clothed thief felt that the situation was wrong, and said in a low voice, "Senior, he seems to be very calm and not afraid at all, what should we do, should we withdraw?"

"I'm afraid of a fart. Looking at his bear, he is probably delirious from starvation. Let me give you something tough." The black-clothed thief didn't take it seriously, and it's not like he hasn't seen people who are scared to death.

"I see, you are indeed a senior!" The gray-clothed thief adored him.

The black-clothed thief turned his head and glared at Merlin, and said unhappily, "Hey, pick up junk, you should scream and respect my profession, okay? I'm robbing..."

"Eh? Wait a minute, are you robbing me?" Merlin pointed to himself with a shocked expression.

"Are you mentally retarded, boy? Are the stockings on our heads a decoration?" The black-clothed thief grabbed the flesh-colored socks on his head, constantly emphasizing his identity.

Merlin frowned, his expression became strange, thinking to himself, Nima!I was robbed for the first time in another world!Anyway, I was also the former devil king, and I was robbed by two little thieves! ?It's up to you guys to respect me, okay? It's really Huluopingyang being bullied by Erha!

"Friend, I advise you to calm down, a bright future is waiting for you, you can rob anyone, but don't rob me."

"Why didn't you rob you?" The black-clothed thief rolled his eyes.

"Because if I draw the knife, you may die..." Merlin revealed his clothes and serious face.

"Bah!" The black-clothed thief let out a loud bah, and looked at the black sword pinned under Merlin's tattered clothes. Don’t think that something on your waist is called a swordsman, but I’m also called a swordsman if I don’t have a waist on my waist, but it’s just showing off on the bed, hehehe~”

Hey!

Enough!

This is "Vientiane Jialuo", the proof of the king.

The honorable status symbol of the number one devil king in history.

Don't compare it with what ****...

The veins on Merlin's forehead twitched, and his mood was very complicated.

"And what about drawing the sword?" The gray-clothed thief also laughed, thinking that Merlin is a scumbag, "The basic skills that fools can use, often get the sword stuck in the scabbard and cannot be pulled out, like a bastard , I thought he would starburst and abandon healing, hahaha..."

The two thieves burst into laughter, tears streaming down their cheeks, thinking that there are so many fools these days, they can even pull out their swords and cut them to pretend to be coercive.

"Hey, you two, don't go too far..." Merlin's face darkened, and he became a little angry.

"So what if it's too much?" The black thief showed a begging expression, and licked his brass dagger with his tongue, "Hurry up and pay for your life, or don't blame us for being rough."

"I don't have any money, and the pants all over my body are made of silk. They may be worth a few silver coins, but I haven't played in a few months. Do you want them too?" Merlin scratched his neck with a helpless expression.

Along the way, there are always adventurers harassing Merlin for bounty, he can't sleep well, taking a bath is simply an extravagant hope, and he has to be on guard when going to the toilet, worried that some cheap adventurer will make a surprise attack and poke his ass with a black iron sword.

So Merlin is now trying to make some money, pay off his debts, and live a quiet life.

The two thieves were not happy when they heard it. After so long, they snatched a pair of silk underwear?I can't accept it at all, so both of them made provocative expressions

"Shit you!"

Chapter 4:

"Stop doing this, you must have hidden the money!" The black-clothed thief didn't believe it at all, and shouted louder and louder.

"Yes! It must be hidden. A few days ago, a businessman stuffed gold bars into chrysanthemums. You must have done the same!" The gray-clothed thief echoed.

Fuck!What the hell?

Doesn't it hurt to stuff a gold bar into a chrysanthemum?

Isn't it a tragedy if you can't pull it out when it's large?

Definitely going to be in the London papers, a businessman suffocated to death by shit...

There was a black line on Merlin's forehead, and he didn't know what to say, anyway, just smile.

"The fuck is he still smiling? It seems that if you don't show us how powerful we are, you don't know how powerful we are!"

The black-clothed thief yelled and flew up and down like a queen, sweeping his legs, flying his feet, and the electric motor was fully fired!

"My uncle is a low-level martial artist. He is proficient in all kinds of physical skills. He can kick a burning rhino flying with one kick. I ask you if you are afraid?"

"Oh." Merlin watched the black-clothed thief show off his muscular expression.

"Hey! Check out my multiple dagger skills! One attack is equal to twenty times."

The black-clothed thief felt upset when he saw that the expected effect had not been achieved.

So he took out a red apple from his bosom, threw it into the sky, and then swung the brass dagger once, peeling the apple clean.

"How? Did you see that, now you know how powerful I am?!"