LIGHTNOVELONLINE
Chapter 61
Zhao Yingmei carefully felt her own body and noticed that her body was no different at all. She asked in confusion, "Lin Xiaohua, why do I feel that after you expelled the evil spirits from my body, my body hasn't changed at all?"
"Of course there is no change. It will certainly take time to eliminate the evil spirits in your body. I, Lin Zaozao, am just a little fairy and do not have the great ability to eliminate the evil spirits in your body all at once," Lin Zaozao said.
"Is that true?" Zhao Yingmei asked doubtfully.
"Of course it's true. Zhao Yingmei, if you don't believe me, you can see the results in two months. Anyway, I live in Luoshui Village, so I certainly can't run away," Lin Zaozao said.
"That makes sense. Since we both live in Luoshui Village, where could you run to? Okay, since you've treated me, I'll go back first," Zhao Yingmei said.
After speaking, Zhao Yingmei patted her bottom and was about to leave.
"Hey! Wait a minute. Zhao Yingmei, didn't we agree yesterday that I would treat your illness and you would sell me your old house at the market price?" Lin Zaozao said.
Hearing Lin Zaozao's words, Zhao Yingmei's eyes flickered slightly. She patted her head and said somewhat apologetically, "Lin Xiaohua, you see, I came to find you to treat my illness first thing in the morning. So I forgot to bring the deed to the house. I'll go back now to find the deed, okay?"
"Okay, okay, go back!"
After Zhao Yingmei left, Lin Zaozao finally breathed a long sigh of relief.
Good heavens! Acting as a shaman is also a job requiring both technique and strength! After she danced around with her fat body, she felt like every bone in her body ached.
Now even taking a few steps made her feel somewhat short of breath. She really needed to lose some of the fat on her body.
But when Lin Zaozao had just turned around, she saw her family's servants, younger brothers, and cook standing under the eaves, watching her with suppressed smiles.
Especially Xiao Taohua, whose face was now flushed red as he squatted on the ground laughing with his whole body shaking.
When his eyes met Lin Zaozao's, he could no longer hold back his laughter. He slapped the ground and burst into loud laughter.
"Hahaha..."
Hearing Xiao Taohua's laughter, Ji Fantian and Murong Hai also laughed so hard they couldn't stand up straight.
Gu Shan was still the most respectable.
Just as Lin Zaozao wanted to complain to Gu Shan, when she had just walked over to Gu Shan's side and saw his continuously shaking shoulders, Lin Zaozao immediately gave up the idea of complaining.
Although Gu Shan didn't laugh out loud, he was now laughing so hard he was almost having convulsions. It was just a shaman dance, was it that funny?
Somewhat speechlessly twitching her mouth, Lin Zaozao walked over to Xiao Taohua's side. Seeing him laugh uproariously, she stretched out her hand and slapped his bottom.
"Xiao Taohua, cook, what time is it now? Hurry up and make me food!" Lin Zaozao yelled.
Hearing Lin Zaozao's roar, Xiao Taohua covered his bottom and wasn't angry. He wiped away the tears of laughter in his eyes and walked towards the kitchen.
After Xiao Taohua left, Ye Yi endured his smile and walked over to Lin Zaozao's side, gesturing at her.
"Ye Yi, what are you saying?"
"He said this cloak matches you very well," Murong Hai said jokingly.
Hearing Murong Hai's words, Lin Zaozao looked up at Ye Yi's sincere eyes, then lowered her head to look at the luxurious cloak she was wearing.
She somehow felt that Murong Hai and Ye Yi were speaking sarcastically!
Just now, that slut Zhao Yingmei also said she looked like a bear wearing human skin when wearing the cloak!
"Ye Yi, this clothes looks quite valuable to me. Are you really not going to want it anymore? After all, this is what you wore when you were a shaman! Without it, what will you use to be a shaman!"
Ye Yi looked at Lin Zaozao and smiled as he shook his head.
He had originally thought he would feel lost and sad when he gave away this cloak, but he didn't expect that he would laugh so happily instead.
Just now, watching Lin Zaozao pretend to be a shaman and dance, Ye Yi felt like the heavy stone pressing down on his heart was finally moved away by someone.
Looking at the smile in Ye Yi's eyes, Lin Zaozao was dazzled by his smile and couldn't keep her eyes open for a moment.
This Ye Yi guy was just too handsome.
Fine! Since he gave her the cloak, she would "reluctantly" accept it!
After all, this cloak did look quite valuable! As thanks, she would do her best to relieve Ye Yi of his illnesses from now on!
After taking the box handed over by Murong Hai, Lin Zaozao returned to her room. When she carefully folded the cloak and put it in the box, preparing to take off the bull's head on her head.
She discovered that the bull's head was stuck on her head.
Lin Zaozao's face flushed red as she sucked in a breath and tried hard to take the bull's head off of her head.
Unfortunately, her efforts were futile.
Until Lin Zaozao felt like her scalp was about to be scraped raw by the bull's head, the bull's head stuck on her head still wouldn't come off.
Damn it, she was going to die of embarrassment today.
This was ancient times, and there were no firefighter uncles either. How could she get this stuck bull's head off of her head!
Just as Lin Zaozao was feebly pulling on the bull's head and feeling dejected, Xiao Taohua lifted the tattered straw curtain at her door and called her for breakfast.
"Lin Zaozao, little fatty, breakfast is ready."
Hearing Xiao Taohua's urging, Lin Zaozao turned her head around sadly with a pout.
"Xiao Taohua, can you help me get the bull's head off of my head? It's stuck on my head and I can't get it off."
Hearing Lin Zaozao's whimpering voice, Xiao Taohua blanked briefly before a smile swiftly rose from the corners of his mouth.
Thus, under Lin Zaozao's murderous gaze, Xiao Taohua leaned on the doorframe and laughed out loud uninhibitedly.
Until tears of laughter came out of his eyes did he remember to help Lin Zaozao take the bull skull off of her head.
But when he touched the bull skull and saw Lin Zaozao's dejected expression, another burst of laughter erupted from his chest.
"Xiao Taohua, do you want to die? Stop dawdling! Hurry up and help me get this bull's head off!"
"Wait a moment, little fatty, let me calm down first. When I look at you now, I just want to laugh. When I laugh, I really can't muster any strength."
Xiao Taohua ignored Lin Zaozao's murderous gaze. After he laughed enough, he coughed lightly to prepare to help Lin Zaozao remove the bull skull.
But after struggling for a while, other than making Lin Zaozao's scalp sore, the bull skull still didn't budge an inch from Lin Zaozao's head.
"Xiao Taohua, are you useless or not! My head is about to hurt to death."
"Lin Zaozao, little fatty, where did you get this bull skull from? It's too hard, I can't get it off."
"Why didn't you say so earlier!"
Lin Zaozao pushed away Xiao Taohua's hands in irritation and sighed helplessly.
Damn it, if she had known this bull skull would get stuck on her head, she would have died rather than put it on her head.
It was really f*cking embarrassing!
"Xiao Taohua, what to do? I don't want to keep wearing this bull skull!" Lin Zaozao said with a whimper.
"Lin Zaozao, little fatty, don't panic first! I'll go find Gu Shan and the others now. They must have a way to get the bull skull off of your head."
Xiao Taohua didn't wait for Lin Zaozao to refuse before he swiftly ran out the door. When he had just run outside, a sentence in his laughter clearly reached Lin Zaozao's ears.
"I ask how many worries can one have, it's just like a bull's head stuck on a pig's head!"
"Xiao Taohua, you bastard!"
Lin Zaozao clutched the bull's head on her head and gnashed her teeth in anger.
In a short while, Ji Fantian, Murong Hai and the others swiftly gathered around Lin Zaozao.
Like Xiao Taohua, they laughed enough at Lin Zaozao before remembering to help her get the stuck bull skull off of her head.
But the result was the same as Xiao Taohua's. Murong Hai tried using his inner strength to shatter the bull skull, but unfortunately the bull skull was too hard and couldn't be shattered.
If he used too much force, Lin Zaozao would hug her head and yell in pain.
For a time, everyone gathered around Lin Zaozao's head, madly laughing. After laughing, they would continue busying around her head.
Finally, Ye Yi could no longer stand watching. With a smile in his eyes, he walked over to Lin Zaozao's side. He gently pressed on a dent in the cow skull that had been stuck on Lin Zaozao's head, and the cow skull that had been stuck on Lin Zaozao's head instantly split into two halves.
"Damn it, Ye Yi! Why didn't you help me take it off earlier! You, you, you... you were waiting for people to laugh at me enough before coming over here to act like a good guy!"
Hearing Lin Zaozao's aggrieved complaints, Ye Yi forced back his laughter and gestured to her.
"What do you mean?" Lin Zaozao asked Murong Hai in puzzlement as she turned her head.
"He's saying he was too busy laughing earlier that he forgot to help you take off the cow skull," Murong Hai said.
Murong Hai's words immediately caused Lin Zaozao's face to droop. She turned back to look at Ye Yi, whose eyes were full of laughter. She rammed her head into Ye Yi's stomach.
"Ye Yi, you jerk!"
Seeing the fuming Lin Zaozao, Ye Yi put his arm around Lin Zaozao's head. The smile in his eyes didn't diminish one bit.
"Alright, let's not waste time chatting here. Let's go eat breakfast. If we don't eat soon, the food will get cold."
Hearing Xiao Taohua's urging voice, Lin Zaozao shook off Ye Yi's hand. She went behind Gu Shan's wheelchair and pushed him towards the dining room.
And so, Lin Zaozao's breakfast time passed under the smiling gazes of her several husbands, younger brother, and the cooking servant.
After breakfast, as Lin Zaozao was about to help Xiao Taohua clean up the tableware, the clamor at the front gate caught her attention.
"Lin Xiaohua! Are you there?"
Hearing Zhao Yingmei's voice, Lin Zaozao thought she had just returned home with the deed to the house next door.
But when she had just walked out of the dining room and saw the large group of people gathered at her front gate, she was dumbfounded.
"Zhao Yingmei, what is this..."
Seeing the confusion in Lin Zaozao's eyes, Zhao Yingmei lowered her head somewhat guiltily, her body trembling as she didn't dare meet Lin Zaozao's gaze.
Seeing Zhao Yingmei's reaction, Lin Zaozao felt something was not quite right. After all, she could see from the gazes of the group gathered at her front gate that they had come to gawk.
But what was there to gawk at in her shabby little courtyard?!