LIGHTNOVELONLINE
Chapter 58
“Ji Fantian, since you're so curious about me going into the bridal chamber, then let's go into the bridal chamber tonight. Anyway, the bed in my room collapsed again. Why don't I come over to your room later and we can communicate more deeply about our relationship? What do you think?"
Hearing Lin Zaozao's flirtatious voice, Ji Fantian slightly turned his head with a sigh, and said insincerely, "Lin Zaozao, your legs are so crippled, will you have the energy to go into the bridal chamber with me later?"
As he spoke, Ji Fantian wickedly pinched the flesh on Lin Zaozao's belly that was exposed.
It was very elastic, to tell the truth.
Lin Zaozao: "......"
Somewhat discouraged, Lin Zaozao let go of Ji Fantian and looked at him obstinately, "Ji Fantian, carry me to your room."
"Lin Zaozao, I'm blind. Aren't you afraid that I might drop you while carrying you?"
"It's fine. If you drop me and further cripple my legs, then I'll cling to you every day from now on. I'll make you carry me in and out, and even accompany me to the latrine, until my legs recover."
Hearing Lin Zaozao's threats, Ji Fantian sighed. He went over to Lin Zaozao and prepared to carry her up. But her waist was too thick and he couldn't get his arms around her at once. He had to compromise by turning around and throwing Lin Zaozao over his shoulder instead.
"Damn it, Ji Fantian! I wanted you to carry me princess style, not lug me around like a sack!"
"Shut up! You're so heavy that it shows my strength just to be able to lug you."
"Ji Fantian, you jerk!"
"Lin Zaozao, you little fat ball."
After Ji Fantian and Lin Zaozao's bickering voices faded away, Murong Hai and the others finally turned their gazes to the silent Ruo Qiu.
Seeing Ruo Qiu's disheveled appearance, Murong Hai and Ye Yi sighed and patted him on the shoulder before turning to leave.
Ruo Qiu had been too impulsive this time. So much time had passed already. Why couldn't he try to let go of the past a little?
Gu Shan wheeled the wheelchair over behind Ruo Qiu, glanced at him, and signaled him to follow as he turned to leave. Then he looked at Xiao Taohua standing by the bed.
"Little poisonous creature, fix Zaozao's bed and roof."
"Gu Shan, the bed is completely smashed. How do you expect me to fix it?"
"Figure it out yourself."
After speaking, Gu Shan took Ruo Qiu away.
When the room quieted down, Xiao Taohua looked up at the big hole in the ceiling, then lowered his head to look at the bed smashed into pieces.
Recalling the exciting bridal chamber scene from earlier, he couldn't help chuckling softly while holding his forehead.
This bridal chamber was truly thrilling.
Only now did he understand why Lin Zaozao said that the bed collapsed because their movements were too intense when she entered the bridal chamber with Ruo Qiu.
As it turns out, the “movements” she talked about were not the same movements!
Looking at the pile of wreckage that used to be the bed and ceiling, Xiao Taohua couldn’t help but worry. He was good at killing people but fixing roofs and beds was beyond him.
Should he find some external help?
Thinking thus, Xiao Taohua somersaulted out into the yard next door. He had noticed a few mice living there during the day.
Now, those mice could finally make themselves useful.
In the yard next door, several people hiding in the darkness held their breath as they quietly observed Lin Zaozao’s yard.
They were ordered to keep a close eye on Ji Fantian and the others. If anything unusual happened with them, they were to immediately report to their superiors to have them executed.
But when they saw the fat woman Lin Zaozao bring the Young Prison Master back today, they felt this was probably the beginning of drastic changes.
For such difficult people to gather in a shabby place like this, if their boss upstairs still had them under control, then there really would be ghosts!
"Little mice, are you hiding here admiring the moon?"
Hearing the creepy voice behind them, the hidden guards shuddered involuntarily.
How did this killing god, the Young Prison Master, get here to kill them?
They had been very careful in the day. How did he discover their existence?
But before they could react, they fell straight to the ground, powerless. As the Young Prison Master floated in front of them like an evil ghost, their bodies shuddered.
"Tonight when I first saw the Divine Doctor Ji and that demon Gu Shan, I wondered, how could such distinguished people be restricted to this run-down place by nobodies like you? But just now I understood. You’ve poisoned them to keep them under control!"
Seeing the guards' shocked wide eyes, the Young Prison Master disdainfully shrugged.
"You don't need to be surprised at how I found you. After all, my whole life has been coexisting with poison.
There is one thing I don't understand. Even I can't formulate an incurable poison, so how did your master upstairs create one?"
Looking at the guards lying paralyzed on the ground, a flash of contempt passed through the Young Prison Master's eyes.
The boss upstairs really looked down on Ji Fantian and the others too much...
They were outstanding talents, yet the first thing he thought of was not eliminating them but trying to trap them.
How could that be possible?
Once Gu Shan and the others got the slightest chance, they would definitely stand up and bite him back.
And the chance Gu Shan and the others had been waiting for was probably the little fat ball, Lin Zaozao!
Concealing his guesses in his heart, the Young Prison Master sprinkled some medicinal powder on the guards at his feet. In just a moment, those guards slowly crawled up from the ground like puppets on strings and knelt down in front of the Young Prison Master.
"Master!"
"Good children, go fix the roof and bed for that little fatty. Remember, don't alert that little fatty over there."
"Yes, master."
Seeing them leave, the Young Prison Master sighed helplessly. How prestigious he was outside!
Yet just now, he was almost robbed of his chastity by that little fat ball Lin Zaozao, reduced to a little daughter-in-law.
Thinking again of Gu Shan’s threats, the Young Prison Master felt he really couldn’t carry on like this.
Should he just slip away quickly?
But before he could even take two steps, the sharp pain in his chest made him crumble to the ground instantly.
No, he couldn’t leave now. His injuries were too severe. If he went out and couldn’t get timely treatment, it would not only cost him his life but also freeze his cultivation at the current stage for the rest of his life.
Thinking of Ji Fantian, then of Lin Zaozao who treated him this morning, the Young Prison Master lay flat on the ground without feeling dirty, and laughed silently.
Oh well, he should just go back!
After all, he still hadn’t figured out what secrets Lin Zaozao’s little fat body was hiding!
Also, he still had to listen to Gu Shan and change the Biyu Poison Pearl from the little fatty’s hands into the Night Glowing Pearl!
His Jade Poison Pearl, placed in such a shabby place, was not even as good as a shabby Night Glowing Pearl.
Just as the Young Prison Master was lying dejectedly on the ground, thinking about his issues, Gu Shan's voice prompted him to immediately get up from the floor.
"Young Prison Master, why are you here? And how did you meet Zaozao?"
"There will be drastic changes from above. I was secretly plotted against and seriously injured before ending up here by chance.
This morning, feeling I wouldn't live much longer, I happened to be rescued by that little fatty Lin Zaozao."
Glancing at Gu Shan's cold expression, the Young Prison Master curiously asked, "Gu Shan, even though you’re now crippled, it shouldn't be difficult for you to fight your way out of here, right!"
"Young Prison Master, it’s best you don’t get involved in my affairs. The more you know, the quicker you die. Oh right, Ruo Qiu said Zaozao wants this manor. Help clear out the rats here."
After speaking, Gu Shan leaped into the air and flew back towards Lin Zaozao’s shabby yard in one movement.
Watching Gu Shan's departing figure, the Young Prison Master smiled bitterly. How unlucky he was to now have to deal with the rats here for Lin Zaaozao!
Damn, since when did the prestigious Young Prison Master become so worthless!
But thinking about it, weren't Ji Fantian and the others also equally worthless now?
No comparison, no harm. Now that Xiao Taohua sees the miserable state of Gu Shan and Ji Fantian, she doesn't feel so unlucky herself.
With a wry smile, the Young Prison Master sat up from the ground, hung his body on the tree branch, and slowly waited for those assassins to come back.
In less than a moment, those assassins who had fixed the roof and bed walked over with a blank expression and knelt at the feet of the Young Prison Master.
The Young Prison Master looked at the assassins under his feet as if looking at ants. Dealing with these riffraffs was simply wasting his poison.
The corners of the Young Prison Master's eyes slightly hooked up as he lightly flicked his fingernails. Shortly after, the Young Prison Master's fingernails turned into some medicinal powder and sprinkled down onto the assassins kneeling on the ground.
Looking at the breathless assassins that had turned into puddles of blood, a flash of fierceness passed through the eyes of the Young Prison Master. Ye Yi and Ji Fantian had handles in the hands of that person, but he, the Young Prison Master, had been alone since he was little.
Humph! Now that he had killed these small fry, the big fish behind them would take the bait.
Only by muddying these stagnant waters could the Young Prison Master have a chance to avenge himself.
After sweeping a glance at the puddle of blood on the ground, the Young Prison Master flashed away, drifting towards Lin Zaozao’s courtyard.
He should recuperate first! Only after his injuries had healed could he find the Night Glowing Pearl for Lin Zaozao’s little chubby ball.
His Jade Poison Pearl, how pitiful!
How could it be so worthless now!
At this time, in Ji Fantian's room, Lin Zaozao closed her eyes and silently talked with the system.
[System, now that I've drank the Marrow-Cleansing Elixir and Beauty Elixir, will those smelly black impurities still be discharged?]
[No. The little pill this morning has already cleansed all the filth from your body.]
[That's good. System, can I really not give the extra Marrow-Cleansing Elixir to Ji Fantian and Gu Shan to drink? I feel it’s a bit wasteful to not finish it.]
[Host, as long as you don't mind getting fat as a ball, you can give the Marrow-Cleansing Elixir to your handsome husbands to drink.]
[Then forget it. I'll just let it go to waste! System, give me three drops of Marrow-Cleansing Elixir and Beauty Elixir to drink today. After drinking, I’ll go to sleep.]
[Received, host.]
After Lin Zaozao drank the three drops of Marrow-Cleansing Elixir and Beauty Elixir, she squeezed her belly.
Hmm! Lost another three pounds.
Lose three pounds today, lose three pounds tomorrow, lose three pounds every day!
Hehe! She was one step closer to becoming a beauty.
With the beautiful dream of becoming a beauty in her heart, in less than a moment, Lin Zaozao fell into dreamland.