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Chapter 49
Speaking, Murong Hai cast a puzzled look towards Gu Shan sitting in the wheelchair. No matter how he thought about it, he could not figure out how such a cold-hearted person like Gu Shan would think of teaching Lin Zaozao such shameless moves to deal with him.
"Murong Hai, don't look at Gu Shan either. He didn't teach me this. This kind of move, any woman would know it."
Seeing her legs being controlled, Lin Zaozao reached out her hands and pulled at Murong Hai's collar. She had originally intended to scratch him with her claws, but her arms were too short to reach!
Murong Hai looked at his open collar. He used his legs to fix Lin Zaozao's legs and used his hands to control Lin Zaozao's hands.
Lin Zaozao looked at Murong Hai's head and smiled sneakily at him.
The next second, Lin Zaozao's head collided with Murong Hai's head.
When the two heads collided, Lin Zaozao's teardrops instantly came out.
Damn, is Murong Hai's head made of stainless steel? Why did she hurt so much while that dog thing Murong Hai didn't have anything at all!
"Fatty, you deserve it."
Seeing Lin Zaozao with red eyes, Murong Hai still couldn't bear it in the end. He let go of Lin Zaozao's hands, pressed her forehead and massaged it for a while, then got up to tidy up his clothes and turned to leave.
The fatty didn't even look at his identity!
He crawled out of a pile of dead bodies. Her little tricks couldn't hurt him. To hit her head against his, she actually could think of it.
But before he could leave, he was hugged by Lin Zaozao, and she bit down on his thigh.
"Lin Zaozao, little fat ball, let go of me quickly!"
The next second, Lin Zaozao felt her ears being pulled by Murong Hai.
Oh my god! It hurt so much.
Her ears were hurting, so Lin Zaozao hugged Murong Hai's legs and bit even harder.
Feeling the pain in his calf, Murong Hai's strength on his hands became even greater. So the two of them were like little kids, one pulling ears, and one biting people.
So in this tug and bite, Lin Zaozao felt that her ears were about to be torn off by Murong Hai. As for Murong Hai, he felt that his calf was about to have a piece of meat bitten off by this little fat woman Lin Zaozao.
Seeing that it was getting out of hand, Ji Fantian and others finally stepped forward to separate the two.
"Lin Zaozao, Murong Hai, you two let go together. If you don't let go, it would be embarrassing if seen by villagers."
Hearing Ruo Qiu's advice, Lin Zaozao glared at him and then bit Murong Hai's legs even harder.
Losing face? She had already lost all her face this morning.
Seeing that persuasion was useless, Ruo Qiu and Ye Yi looked at each other, and were about to use force to separate the two who were pulling at each other, but were blocked by Gu Shan.
"Zaozao, let go quickly. Murong Hai's legs are full of stinky sweat, aren't you disgusted by him?"
With that said, Gu Shan used his skill and directly slapped away Murong Hai's hand that was pulling Lin Zaozao's ear.
"Zaozao, you can let go now."
Feeling her ear not hurting anymore, Lin Zaozao realized that if she kept biting, she would really bite Murong Hai's leg and make it bleed.
So under Gu Shan's persuasion, she timely retreated and let go of Murong Hai's leg.
"Phew! It stinks. Damn Murong Hai, you don't even take a bath."
Lin Zaozao let go, and unceremoniously spat on the ground.
"Zaozao, I just said, Murong Hai is very stinky."
"Gu Shan, you are really blurting out nonsense. No matter how stinky I am, I can't be as stinky as this little fatso. She almost stunk up the yard with her loud farts early in the morning. Just now she was as dirty as a pile of shit, and now she has the nerve to say I'm stinky?"
"Murong Hai, shut up. I was detoxing! Do you understand detoxing?"
"I have never heard that farting can detoxify in my whole life. "
"Tsk! Are you blind? Look at my face, isn't it very white, tender and smooth? This is detoxification. You don't know anything!"
Murong Hai looked at Lin Zaozao's big face shoved in front of him. It was indeed quite white and tender, like a white steamed bun.
However, her loud farts early in the morning were really quite detoxifying.
If this was the method of detoxification, it would be too disgusting!
Seeing the disgust in Murong Hai's eyes, Lin Zaozao unceremoniously kicked his injured leg and said,
"Murong Hai, you lame cripple. Your leg is disabled not just because of injury, right!"
Lin Zaozao's words made Murong Hai's eyes suddenly bigger. He turned his head to look at Lin Zaozao, with puzzlement in his eyes.
"What are you looking at? If you keep looking, I will still be a cosmic invincible super beautiful woman. You blind jerk, looking down on me for being ugly. That's because I was as beautiful as a flower, as charming as Diaochan, as beautiful as a fairy before.
I deliberately made myself ugly to prevent others from having improper thoughts about me. Do you understand?"
"I don't understand. I only know that even without the black spots on your face now, you are still as ugly as a steamed bun." After examining Lin Zaozao's face, Murong Hai said truthfully.
"Say it again? Whose face is like a steamed bun?"
"Yours!"
"Say it again!" Lin Zaozao roared.
"I won't talk to you anymore. I'm busy and too lazy to talk nonsense with you."
Murong Hai pushed away Lin Zaozao blocking his way, and walked towards his room.
Looking at the closed door, Lin Zaozao turned to look at Ruo Qiu, Ye Yi and Ji Fantian. As for the two cheap younger brothers she caught yesterday, they were now sitting straight under the eaves like mummies, unable to move at all.
Probably because Lin Zaozao's eyes were too malicious. Ji Fantian and the others also went back to their rooms for various reasons.
"Damn! Those four turtle bastards, just keep shrinking in your turtle shells."
Pouting her lips in frustration and glancing at the closed doors, Lin Zaozao walked to Gu Shan and said,
"Gu Shan, have you had breakfast?"
"No."
"Then I'll go make breakfast, no, it's noon now, so I'll go make lunch! Not eating anything in the morning, I'm starving. "
Turning around, Lin Zaozao looked at her two cheap younger brothers. After facing their golden and yellow cat-like eyes, she ruthlessly pinched their little faces.
"Little freeloaders, remember this. When your bodies get better, the tasks of making breakfast, lunch and dinner for sister will be handed over to you two, understand?"
Lin Wuwu and Lin Wanwan looked at each other, then nodded seriously at Lin Zaozao.
"Good kids."
Rubbing her hungry tummy, Lin Zaozao dragged her heavy legs and walked to the kitchen.
The rice, flour, oil in the kitchen were all there now, but she was clumsy and couldn't cook!
She should just make millet porridge! She could make that.
After Lin Zaozao rinsed the rice, she didn't know how to start a fire. She hugged a bundle of firewood and stuffed it directly into the stove. Looking at the two pieces of flint in her hand, she didn't know what to do.
It would be so nice if there was a lighter!
Unfortunately there wasn't.
So after struggling for half a day, Lin Zaozao still failed to ignite the fire.
In anger, she threw away the flints in her hand. Then she ran back to the room, picked up her dowry, the copper basin, went to the yard and started banging on it loudly.
"Ye Yi, Ruo Qiu, Ji Fantian, and Murong Hai, all of you come out and help me cook!"
Hearing Lin Zaozao's roaring, Ji Fantian and the others did not intend to go out originally. But hearing that the shrew Lin Zaozao would not give up, they had to come out of the rooms.
If they didn't come out, Lin Zaozao's voice could call out all the villagers.
Really don't know what her face was made of, she could actually be so shameless.
"Lin Zaozao, shut up!" Murong Hai came out of the room and scolded angrily.
"Shut up your ass! I'm starving to death, hurry up and help me cook."
"Lin Zaozao, we have rules between us. You do your things, we do ours, no interference. So cooking is still something you should do yourself!"
Listening to Ji Fantian's justification, Lin Zaozao also thought of how she had indeed made rules with them.
But she had bought flour, oil, and other groceries just yesterday. If she didn't cook now, would she just wait for them to spoil?
Looking around, Gu Shan sat in a wheelchair and couldn't cook. Her two cheap younger brothers were now wrapped up like two zombies, and could definitely not cook either. What to do then! She was starving now. If she didn't eat, would she have to drink the northwest wind?
These dogs, cooking would tire them to death!
[Host!]
[What is it? Is there another temporary task? We agreed! The reward this time can't have any side effects. Damn it, I feel like I'm about to turn into a balloon after farting first thing in the morning.]
[Host, there is no temporary task. I just wanted to suggest that I now have a very good cooking candidate?]
[Who? Who can cook?]
[Didn't the host save someone this morning? He is the most suitable cook.]
[Get out of here! He was so badly injured. One look and you can tell his identity is not simple. I'm afraid after he recovers, he'll retaliate and slit my throat.]
[Host, I can assure you that man will definitely not hurt you. His identity is unusual, but the identities of the men and younger brothers in your courtyard are also not simple.]
[Huh! That idea could work. They can bite each other, get a mouthful of fur, while I sit on the side cracking melon seeds watching the show.]
[Host, then go find that man quickly!] The system urged impatiently.
[System, are you sure you didn't set me up?]
[The system guarantees there is no set up for the host. After all, the system is a good baby!]
[Good my ass.]
After mocking the system, Lin Zaozao immediately walked outside with a hehe smile at Murong Hai and Ji Fantian.
If you don't cook, can't I find someone else to cook?
She didn't originally want to stir up trouble, but the system had repeatedly told her to save people, and now also wanted to put that peach-faced man by her side.
Since she couldn't escape, she might as well face it directly!
After all, a free cooking manservant is not to be missed.
The most important thing was that the cooking manservant was too handsome. A good-looking cooking manservant would surely cook tasty meals!
Because, his "looks", "aroma" and "taste" would all be perfect!
Lin Zaozao came to the reed bushes where she had saved someone this morning. Parting them and taking a look, the peach-faced man from this morning had disappeared.
Damn it, her cooking manservant was gone.