Chapter 34
Chapter 33 – Joking
“Huh?” Meng Lieqi is also considered one of the best warriors in the Western Regions. Seeing this weak and weak scholar look down on him so much, the muscles on his arms began to tremble angrily.
“Guan Shilang, can you do it?” Han Yuan’s physical strength was exhausted, and he knew that this match was very critical. If he lost, there would be no chance of a comeback.
“Master Han, go down and rest, leave it to me.” Guan Yunyu took the sword from Han Yuan, with a smile in his eyes. Han Yuan was supported by two soldiers, and there were only Guan Yunyu and Mengleqi left in the main hall.
Mengleqi stared bull-eyed, picked up the hammer and was about to swing Guan Yunyu’s head.
“Wait!” Guan Yunyu waved his hand, looked at Mengleqi, blinked his phoenix eyes, and said with a smile.
“Meng Hero, before we fight, let’s establish a good rule, see how to compare, how to count as a win, how to count as a loss, it’s not too late to fight.” Guan Yunyu held his sword behind his back and looked at Mengleiqi with a smile on his face.
Mengleiqi scratched his head, his eyes were full of confusion. People from the Western Regions just do it if they don’t accept it when they go on stage. This is the first time I’ve heard that they have to play by the rules.
“Master Yun, I think the rules you said just now are not very clear. The martial arts competition emphasizes the point to the point. In front of the current holy master, it is too **** and not good.” Guan Yunyu looked at Yunhe Xian, touching his chin, said seriously.
“Yes, according to Guan Shilang, Guan Shilang will set the rules.” Yun Hexian also saw that the situation was wrong, and now only by taking advantage of the home field can he win back the victory, so he immediately got up and supported Guan Yunyu, and said.
“Let me make the rules, okay?” Guan Yunyu walked up to Sparta, the leader, and asked seriously. Sparta frowned and was about to stand up to object. Seeing Guan Yunyu’s hand on his shoulder, he pressed him back heavily. Sparta felt the oppressive force of top-level Alpha’s differentiation, and was stunned. Right now, this little servant has such a strong body. Strong pheromones.
“General Si, don’t worry, I didn’t ask you.”
“I’m asking the current sage.” Guan Yunyu bowed respectfully to Gao Yingmin and asked.
“Your Majesty, is it okay for me to set the rules?”
“Okay.” Gao Yingmin said lightly, still cherishing words like gold, but looking at Guan Yunyu with deep affection in his eyes.
“Your Majesty has no objections, General Si, how about you?” Guan Yunyu turned to look at Sparta, and asked respectfully. Sparta was on the verge of speaking, but he choked back abruptly. Since the current emperor has no objections, how can he have any objections? If he has an objection, wouldn’t it be obvious that he is in someone else’s territory and embarrassing the master of others?
Even though Sparta had thousands of reluctances, he still stretched out his big thick hand, and made a gesture of invitation, facing Guan Yunyu.
Seeing this, Guan Yunyu chuckled, jumped in front of Mengleqi lively, and winked at her.
“Everyone, let me re-tell the rules.”
“Master Suo, please help me draw a big circle on this hall, the kind of wrestling match.” Guan Yunyu looked at Suo Yiming and said with a smile. Suo Yiming nodded, commanding a few Jinyi guards to carefully draw a circle on the main hall with white powder, drawing Guan Yunyu and Mengleqi in the circle.
“Hero Meng, let’s stand in the circle and compete, whoever gets out of the circle first will lose.”
“Okay.” Mengleqi is a good hand in wrestling, and he complied with a sullen face. The sledgehammer in his hand was eager to try, just waiting to smash Guan Yunyu’s forehead.
“Don’t worry, Meng Hero! The rules haven’t been finished yet.” Seeing Menglieqi’s tense muscles, Guan Yunyu made a stop gesture to him.
“I would like to state in advance that this round of martial arts competitions is all about point-and-shoot, and you can’t make drastic moves, fight and kill.”
“Tell me. How do you compare?” Mengleiqi frowned, looked at Guan Yunyu, and asked.
“We compete by dismantling moves.” Guan Yunyu blinked her phoenix eyes and looked at Mengleiqi, who scratched his head. This method was too unheard of.
“Come, come, Master Suo and I will demonstrate for you.” Guan Yunyu glanced at Suo Yiming, and Suo Yiming jumped into the circle knowingly. Mengleqi held a big hammer, scratched his head, and stood up Outside the circle, looking at the two of them.
“Master Suo, prepare to fight.” Guan Yunyu raised his sword and said.
“Guan Shilang, please make a move!” Suo Yiming replied.
“Master Suo, I will make the first move. I will use the dragon to swing its tail and attack your unstable left leg!”
“Shua, Shua, Shua.” As Guan Yunyu said, the sword was slowly sent out, heading towards Suo Yiming.
“Guan Shilang, I will block it with a single sword, and attack your right wrist on the way.”
“Dangdangdang.” Suo Yiming said calmly, and slowly drew out his sword to block Guan Yunyu’s sword, turned around and slowly raised his sword, and slowly killed Guan Yunyu.
“Lord Suo, it’s a good move, but I’ve already seen it through. I raised my left foot, kicked off your sword, and then turned around and drew the sword to catch you off guard. Watch me return the sword neatly.”
“Xuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu” Guan Yunyu drew his sword seriously, what he said was consistent with the moves he was practicing.
“I will continue to hold the sword in my hand, and block it on the central axis to block your sword.”
“Bang bang bang.” Suo Yiming was also unambiguous, and gestured seriously.
The two people on the stage were solemnly gesturing in the circle, pacing back and forth along the drawn circle, as if talking about a play on the stage.
“Master Suo, good swordsmanship!”
“Ah, ah, ah!” Guan Yunyu shook his head, his tone of voice was exactly the same as that of the play.
“Guan Shilang, hurry up and take your life.”
“Ahahaha.” Suo Yiming frowned coldly, laughed wildly, and said with his hips akimbo.
You Ran and Yun Hexian, seeing these two people on the stage, couldn’t help laughing. It was the first time they saw the serious Suo Yiming, Mr. Suo, who had such a talent for funny.
Not only them, everyone present began to laugh, but the atmosphere suddenly became lively.
Everyone also realized that this was originally a feast to celebrate the distinguished guests, why must it be so bloody.
Guan Herang on the side, holding his forehead, couldn’t bear to look directly at his daughter. What is this all about? The battlefield that was originally a fight has suddenly turned into an absurd farce.
On the other hand, Gao Yingmin, who was sitting upright on a high place, had a rare loosening of his iceberg face this night, his red lips were drawn up, and his cold eyes were full of affection. He looked deeply at Guan Yunyu, her Alpha really didn’t care. Always so cute.
“Master Suo, be careful, my back arrow is aimed straight at your neck.”
“Qing, clang, clang.” Guan Yunyu drew out his sword, Suo Yiming had no other way to dodge, so he took two steps back and left the circle.
“Guan Shilang is good at swordsmanship, I am willing to bow down.” Suo Yiming clasped his fists and bowed to admit defeat.
“The green mountains will not change, and the green waters will flow forever. Lord Suo, let’s fight again in the future!” Guan Yunyu said in a playful tone, gesturing with one hand and holding a sword in the other.
At this time, Guan Yunyu looked back at the bewildered Mengleqi and asked.
“Meng Hero, can you understand?”
I saw that the man who was so murderous just now is like a primary school student who got a big study question after taking an exam, with a confused face and dizzy eyes.
“It’s not too late, let’s go to war, Meng Hero!” Guan Yunyu jumped into the circle again, waving his hands to let Mengliqi enter the circle.
Mengleqi bit the bullet and walked into the circle.
“Meng Haohan, you are a distinguished guest who came from afar, and I will let you make the first move.” Guan Yunyu waved his hand, being very polite.
“Okay.” Mengleqi replied in a deep voice, and the big iron hammer was about to hit Guan Yunyu’s forehead again.
“Wait!” Guan Yunyu stopped him.
“Follow the rules!”
“If you want to say Guan Shilang, please fight.”
“Okay.” Mengliqi put away the hammer and said in a deep voice.
“Guan Shilang, please fight.”
“Meng Hero, please move first!”
“Guan Shilang, I, I’ll hit your head with two hammers first.” Meng Lieqi is a tall man, his reaction was a bit slow, but he still kept the rules and said seriously.
“Meng Haohan, you forgot to add sound effects, and you still have to say…”
“Boom, boom, boom.” Guan Yunyu said nonsense in a serious manner.
You Ran and Yun Hexian in the audience suppressed their smiles, gritted their teeth and held back, their faces were flushed, they suppressed their smiles, and their whole bodies were trembling. This is too funny, Guan Yunyu is simply a god.
“Okay. Boom, boom.” Menglieqi said in earnest cooperation.
“Meng Hero, take the move. I hold the handle with my right hand, and hold the blade with my left hand, covering the top of my head to block your two hammers. At the same time, the hammer is bounced by me, and my sword blade is going straight to your lower three. .”
“Wipe, rub, wipe.” Guan Yunyu demonstrated the moves seriously, but in fact, his phoenix eyes were staring at Mengleqi deeply, looking for his flaws.
“I, I will take your sword away with a hammer.” Mengliqi shouted, and the hammer in his hand began to exert force.
“Hero Meng, it’s the hammer in the left hand and the right hand, so make it clear.” Guan Yunyu asked the question with a very quick response.
“I swung your sword away with a hammer in my left hand, and hit your head with a hammer in my right hand.” Mengliqi couldn’t turn his head, but he was still thinking about his own moves very cooperatively. After finishing speaking, I added another sentence.
“Boom boom boom.”
Mengliqi only made this one sound effect, but he also cooperated very seriously.
“I dodged the hammer in your left hand and drew back my sword. When you unsheathed the hammer in your right hand, my sword and your hammer were unsheathed together.”
“Chuck, choke, choke.” Guan Yunyu’s phoenix eyes turned cold, she straightened her waist, and moved her sword towards Mengleiqi. The sword was longer than the hammer, and faster than the hammer. Before the hammer fell on her body, the sword had already reached Mengleiqi. Qi’s chest, at this moment, Guan Yunyu’s eyes sank, exuding a strong top-level pheromone, pouring into the sword energy and rushing towards Mengleqi.
Mengleqi was startled, the big hammer was extremely heavy, and was pierced by Guan Yunyu’s sword, he panicked, the hammer swung backwards under the action of inertia, he lost his center of gravity in an instant, and stepped back Two steps, backed out of the white circle.
Everyone stood up and looked at Mengleiqi who walked outside the circle. Mengleiqi also realized that he had lost, and his surprised eyes fell on Guan Yunyu. This weak scholar has such a strong of pheromones.
“In this round, Guan Yunyu won.” Yunhe stood up leisurely, and shouted leisurely.
In this way, after four rounds, the two sides were tied. Sparta couldn’t sit still, and looked at Guan Yunyu with cold eyes, with resentment gushing out of his chest.
“Your Majesty, is this how you Chang’an people treat guests?” Sparta said through gritted teeth.
“General Si, what’s your opinion?” Gao Yingmin looked at him lightly.
“In the last round, I want to compete with her with real swords and guns.” Sparta held the big knife in his hand and looked at Guan Yunyu viciously.
Before Gao Yingmin could reply, the big sword headed towards Guan Yunyu’s face. The strong pheromone wrapped in a strong murderous aura went straight towards Guan Yunyu. Just now he finally understood that the weak scholar in front of him was obviously playing tricks on them.
The big knife slashed down, with strong resentment, Guan Yunyu raised the sword to block it, and the sword was cut in half. Fortunately, she dodged it very quickly. This person didn’t give Guan Yunyu a chance to speak. Quickly pulled out the soft sword at his waist, the soft sword spit out apricot like a water snake, wrapped around the big knife, and the strong pheromone burst out instantly, Guan Yunyu held his breath, pulled the blade, and pulled Sparta and his knife together .
At this moment, her official hat fell to the ground, her long black hair spread out, her phoenix eyes narrowed slightly, her thin lips were tightly pressed, and the pheromones around her were so intense that it was suffocating.
The person in front of him has not undergone secondary differentiation, but he is already at the top Alpha level. The pheromones of the two are counterbalanced and intertwined, comparable to Sparta.
Sparta’s eyes sank. This man obviously has excellent kung fu, but he didn’t let it out just now. It can be seen that he deliberately conserved his strength in order to fight him in the final battle.
It is not easy at all to win every step of the way.
He was a little surprised that a small servant in Chang’an City was so unfathomable.
The author has something to say: Sparta (clasping fists): Guan Shilang, I admire you, you are thoughtful, and you have tried every trick, just to fight me…you are a respectable opponent!
Guan Yunyu (scratching head): You think too much, I just don’t like to fight… If you can solve it with your mouth, never do it…
Sparta (speechless): Well, I am being passionate…
Gao Yingmin (coldly): Tsk, why are they both small theaters these days? ? ? Do you want to change CP?
Author (hastily explaining): Don’t dare, your majesty is the greatest, long live the queen!
Next episode preview:
“Your Majesty, who do you like?” Guan Yunyu narrowed his phoenix eyes and asked calmly.
A flash of surprise flashed in Gao Yingmin Han’s eyes, she couldn’t help thinking about the answer rationally, a suffocating pheromone surged again, she gasped slightly, bit her lip, trying to stop it, but the red lips still couldn’t help her Opening it slightly, he faintly spit out the word you.
She couldn’t control what she said, it was completely Omega’s surrender to her Alpha. The rosy corners of Gao Yingmin’s eyes instantly covered her whole face. She bit her lip hard and forced herself to wake up, but she couldn’t do it at all. People are really bad, extremely hateful.
“Who am I?” Guan Yunyu raised his eyebrows slightly, and asked without any intention of letting Gao Yingmin go.
Gao Yingmin was holding on to the hem of her clothes tightly, her body trembling violently, she didn’t want to answer these naive questions, but, but, she couldn’t control it at all, once Omega was controlled by Alpha’s yield pheromone, besides submitting to her, she could also How, the cold eyes trembled slightly, she sighed softly, and said something leisurely.
“Guan Yunyu.”
“Your Majesty, how can you say that you are so reluctant.” Guan Yunyu pursed her lips, her phoenix eyes flashed with displeasure, wine and jealousy intertwined, she did not intend to let Gao Yingmin go, her thin lips parted slightly, Unrelentingly issued the order again.
“Your Majesty, can you prove to me how you like me?”
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