The Reincarnator Fails Miserably

"Yu Niang doesn't care." Yu Haitang blushed and nodded slightly, casting a shy gaze: "If it wasn't for the young master, Yu's house would be destroyed tonight, and Yu Niang would also become a plaything of the wicked..."

"Ah, so that's how it is..." Su Bai looked at Yu Niang's hand that was already on his shoulder. It was as white as jade, weak and boneless. This skin was really beautiful, and he couldn't help laughing.

Seeing this smile, Yu Haitang blushed even more: "My lord, did you agree?"

"But I refuse." Su Bai paused.

Yu Haitang's face turned pale: "Why? Is it because the young master doesn't like the concubine's body... Is it because of the willow appearance of the concubine's body, or is it because the heart belongs to... That's the case, even if it's a night of fish and water, Yu Niang I also want to repay this kindness..."

"As for me, I don't discriminate against monsters. There are many, many beautiful monsters." Su Bai smiled: "Among the people I know, there are people who marry dragons, flowers, and foxes, and it's the same person... Occasionally, he brings a few wives over to show off." I'm embarrassed, and I'm used to it, but ah, she is also a true love after a lot of trouble... You, a murderous and blood-drinking slug, say something about repaying your favor, it's ridiculous, isn't it!"

The voice was loud, and in the silent silence, Lady Yu's right arm suddenly transformed into a shape, and dozens of greasy tentacles directly protruded towards Su Bai's cheeks, as if they were about to wrap her whole body, at an extremely fast speed.

Suddenly the knife flashed, the tentacles broke, Su Bai smashed the door and window of the west wing and jumped into the backyard. He held the knife with one hand, supported Cen Ying against his back with the other, and the dark light in his eyes flowed. Terrible demonic aura is all over the body, and the demonic aura is almost like a real flame, which shows how many people it has eaten and how much energy, blood and essence it has absorbed.

The wooden building was torn, and Yu Haitang emerged from the broken gap. Although she barely maintained her human shape, her limbs turned into tentacles, her face and hair were all the membranes of slugs, and her long hair was braided and blended into a huge blood basin. With a big mouth, dripping greasy body fluids.

"As expected of a weak woman." Su Bai looked at its posture: "It's much more pleasing to the eye than before, slug spirit."

"Why do you reject me? Mr. Su... As long as you agree, I won't need to kill any more people in the future. I will be your wife in peace and order, and even give birth to your children until you die." Yu Haitang Narrowing your eyes: "But you just want to expose... how do you know?"

"You blew yourself up." Su Bai smiled sarcastically: "It wasn't me who killed Ya San, and you don't owe me anything. If you really eavesdropped on the conversation outside, you shouldn't say you owe me kindness, because I just Talking on the sidelines, doing nothing... But if you didn't eavesdrop, why would you know that this is already a monster's lair, the only explanation is that you are the lair's owner."

"My concubine actually made such a mistake." Yu Haitang was distressed for a few seconds, and then said: "But what I said is not false, why don't you accept it?"

"I don't believe it." Su Bai disagreed: "Even if it's true, I don't care."

"Is there any man in this world who doesn't care about a woman's beautiful face and the wealth that comes at her fingertips? Isn't that how ghost novels have been written since ancient times? They are all the dreams of a group of literati. Although I am just a slug, I am more Ordinary people are more beautiful..."

"Is it beautiful?" Su Bai is wearing a coquettish sword with a flourishing beauty that is almost defiant.

"...Mr. Su is really mean." Yu Haitang licked her lips: "Of course, what I said is not false, but it is not from emotion, but from your pure yang essence, son. As a husband and wife, even if I absorb your pure yang essence once a month, it will be enough for me to continuously grow my cultivation base by leaps and bounds, and it will be completely harmless to you. How can qi compare with the pure yang qi, blood and pure yang essence of the young master?"

"If you want blood and energy, eat me." Su Bai bit the back of the knife, tore off the sleeve, tore it into pieces of cloth, tied the knife and his hands tightly, and also tied Cen Ying firmly to the back, He raised his eyes: "As long as you can do it."

"Stubbornness." Yu Haitang's face turned ferocious: "Young Master has rejected Yu Niang's kindness several times, which really chills me... Then it's no wonder Yu Niang made a move, breaking your hands and feet, and imprisoning you for a living." Make offerings, the son will be this body in the future, the plaything of Mrs. Yu, Mrs. Fu!"

Chapter 34 Yu Niangzi · Cangfeihuang

"You're thinking about farts." Su Bai spat: "Impossible, non-existent, it's simply a fantasy!"

If you want to make me feel like you can't be provoked, I think you are thinking too much. I have been reincarnated tens of thousands of times and I have never been able to be provoked, not even once!

Even if there is such a tendency to develop, I will either swear allegiance on the spot or cut my throat on the spot.

Even the Nine Heavens Empress failed to capture me, just a slug, you are a hammer!

"I hate stubborn brats." Yu Haitang, no, she should be called Yu Niangzi at this time, she was smiling alluringly, but the flesh on her face was twisted and wriggled, it looked like a layer of fake flesh and blood attached to the skeleton It is generally penetrating, with more than a dozen tentacles popping out than an octopus. It is not only soft but also full of strength. It can directly break a wooden board the thickness of an arm with a light wave.

Su Bai held the steel knife left by the third master in his hand, but felt uncomfortable.

Even the parasites of slugs are as big as a carriage, and Lady Yu's body is even more exaggerated. She has eaten so many people, and she has hundreds of years of cultivation at least. For example, let Su Bai hold a Going to kill the queen of the opposite sex solo...

"It's so nonsense. Not only did I not unlock the gene lock, I also don't have a bomb, and there is no steel bar here to make me condense a spear." Su Bai wanted to imitate Comrade Zheng Zha but he didn't have the hard conditions, and with Cen Ying on his back, Can only dodge one after another.

At present, there is no need to go all out, not to mention why I have to take the risk, and I can't take Cen Ying to make this kind of gamble. No matter if I die or Cen Ying, the mission can't continue. Now that I have seen through the identity of Lady Yu, Then there's no need to continue fighting, just find a chance to slip away and find someone to deal with her...

That's right... When thinking of a helper, Su Bai suddenly thought of Yu Mudan.

Biyan Luosha is also a first-class expert in the Jianghu. Such a big movement can't be concealed from her five senses, and she must have approached. This lady Yu has replaced the identity of Yu Haitang. Undoubtedly, it was blood feud.

After a brief absence, Su Bai hesitated for a moment when he swung the knife. The wooden corridor under his feet was crushed by the tentacles, and the slug's finely woven flexible limbs immediately entangled Su Bai's right wrist. He twisted his wrist to break free, trying to throw the knife away. He retreated, but his back was also blocked by tentacles, and the flexible tentacles immediately approached within one step of him...

Su Bai's eyes were slightly concentrated, and there were little waves in his calm state of mind. He held his left palm empty, as if something was about to come out.

However, in an instant the sword light swayed, several tentacles and limbs were cut to pieces by the sword, and the jade peony horizontal sword stood behind Su Bai.

"Why did you come here?" Su Bai swung his knife and chopped off the tentacles on his wrist.

"The house servants... are gone." Yu Mudan said softly, "Everyone has slugs parasitizing their bodies, and it took a while to escape." She looked at Cen Ying behind Su Bai, and then at Cen Ying who had been trapped In the ruined West Wing Room, she frowned slightly: "Where's Madam?"

"You might not believe it if you tell me." Su Bai raised his knife and pointed at Lady Yu who was approaching from a distance: "Your wife is a monster."

Yu Mudan suddenly grasped the hilt of the sword tightly, her green pupils contracted, and in the reflection of the fire, she saw the white figure under the eaves, which should be the gentle Yu Haitang, but turned into a terrifying alien shape.

In a daze for a moment, she seemed to see Yu Haitang instead of Lady Yu. In the boundary between light and shadow, Lady Yu was smiling, and it was clear that half of her face had turned into a skeleton, but she was still smiling faintly, like water, gentle and ruddy.

"Ma'am..." Yu Mudan murmured.

"Peony, are you going to point your sword at me?" Lady Yu asked softly.

"...Are you..." Yu Mudan's sword-holding hand trembled slightly. After she knew that the lady was a monster, what she felt immediately was not anger, but shock and doubt.

"I'm your wife." Niangzi Yu smiled softly: "It's just a different face, so you don't know each other anymore?"

Yu Mudan's expression was cloudy and uncertain, and her heart was full of entanglements.

"You won't believe what the monster said, no matter how you look at it, the real Yu Haitang has been eaten by it, leaving only a skeleton." Su Bai warned her not to be deceived by the monster's words: "Don't eat oil and salt, wear skin and bones, she is Slugs."

"Don't eat oil and salt..."

"Of course, slugs are afraid of salt as well as oil."

"...I understand." Yu Mudan suddenly stopped trembling fingers, she took a breath, as if she had made a decision, she raised her green eyes to look at Mrs. Yu, Mrs. Fugu: "Ma'am, what does Peony want?" I want to ask you a word."

"Let's talk." Lady Yu didn't act in a hurry.

"When did Madam and Peony meet for the first time?" Yu Mudan asked softly.