Chapter 23 Whitebeard’s Weakness
Meng Xuan woke up faintly, but more than an hour had passed. There was a tall figure sitting next to him. A large sword stood proudly beside the figure. It turned out to be White Beard!
"Hey, old man, kill them if you want, let them go! If I blink, I'm not a man!" Except for Ace, who was still semi-conscious, the rest of the people around him were all in a coma. .1kanshu
"Kulalalala... kid, don't be so anxious to die!" Whitebeard laughed, and at the same time stretched out his hands to Meng Xuan and Ace on both sides, "Since you want to fool around so much, why not just bear the name of me? Are you going to roam the sea wantonly?"
"Speaking in human language, I don't understand!" Meng Xuan slapped the big hand in front of him aside angrily.
"Kula Lala... what a funny little brat! I mean to come to my ship! Come and be my son!"
"Huh?" Meng Xuan and Ace had strange looks on their faces when they heard this. After looking at each other, the two of them stretched out their middle fingers and shouted in unison. "Are you kidding? Damn it!"
I didn't expect that the two of them would react like this. Even though he had lived for more than seventy years, Whitebeard couldn't help but blush. Seeing that the subordinates around him were suppressing their smiles, Whitebeard yelled: . "Asshole! I have a white beard!"
"Oh. Got it." It was the same action again, picking his nose, picking his ears, and then politely wiping his nose and earwax onto the other person's body. After all, throwing garbage everywhere is a bad behavior...
"You are such an unlovable brat!" The crescent-shaped beard that would not move even in a battle finally started to tremble in anger at the two little bastards! Upon seeing this, Marco immediately used his power to return to the ship! After all, the last time the beard trembled was twenty years ago, when Whitebeard destroyed a country...
"Drink!" Daguandao rushed towards the two bastards who were still spitting and making jokes at each other, but did not take the strongest man in the world seriously. Then two equally dazzling stars appeared in the sky.
"I will definitely come back!" Ace had been fighting Jinbei for five days and had already suffered serious injuries. In addition, Whitebeard was not waterproof when he fought with him, and Ace had passed out again when he flew out. Even Meng Xuan only had time to say this, and then he and Ace went to have a threesome with Duke Zhou.
"This old guy is really awesome, isn't he, Ace?" Meng Xuan woke up faintly and asked casually.
"Hey, don't you deserve a beating for calling someone else's father an old guy to your face?" came a lazy voice from beside him. Meng Xuan turned his head to look, but it was Marco who was looking at him with those dead fish eyes.
"Hey, don't you know that it's rude to imitate other people's actions?" Meng Xuan also glared at him with dead eyes. Even if he couldn't beat him, when it came to verbal skills, he, Meng Xuan, was really not afraid of anyone! "Also, if you just put us on the boat without any shackles or anything, aren't you afraid that we might get violent and cause trouble?"
"Asshole! I was born decades before you, so why should you learn from me?" Marco said angrily and laughed. "Also, we never use the shackles, because there is no need to use them at all. Our dad has a white beard!"
"Oh, did you have dead eyes when you were born?" Meng Xuan suddenly changed the subject.
"Nonsense, of course not." Marco said angrily.
"My family has Dead Fish Eyes in my family. I don't know since when Dead Fish Eyes has become my family's codename. Do you think I should imitate you?" Mengxuan's Dead Fish Eyes became even more lifeless, making it look like he was born of general.
"Oh, then I'm sorry...your sister!" Marco wanted to apologize, but suddenly thought that this was impossible! "Do you think I am a three-year-old? Even if it is passed down from your family, the dead fish eyes are not only allowed to be used by your family!"
"No!" Meng Xuan looked at Marco seriously. "I don't treat you as a three-year-old child, but as a forty-two-year-old retarded person."
"Oh, thank you...thank you sister!" The dead fish eyes that rarely fluctuated suddenly became murderous. "Do you want me to kill you?"
"Is this the way you treat guests on the Moby Dick?" Meng Xuan's faint tone came out, and the black fist that had been hit in front of his face slowly transformed into a normal skin color.
"Hey, Sachi! Wake up this bastard, get him something to eat, as long as he can eat it, don't do it so meticulously..." Marco, who behaved like a gentleman, showed a villainous behavior for the first time.
"Uh... Okay." Saqi glanced at the retreating figure strangely, then shook his head and said to Meng Xuan, "This is the first time I have seen Marco behave like this in eighteen years. You are really awesome. Yes, of course it’s just about eloquence.”
"Where are the others?" Meng Xuan put away his cynical expression, and every muscle in his body began to tighten. Although there were waves of soreness, if Saqi's answer did not satisfy him, Meng Xuan was still confident that he would This chef did it.
"After you were all knocked unconscious, we took everyone on board. Your crew members were quite loyal and would not leave you to escape alone. If I hadn't told them that you and the other brat were still recovering from their injuries, ", you can't make any noise, maybe they have already caused several violent incidents on the ship..." Sachi rambled on and explained the current situation of all members of the Spade Pirates. It is said that the only one who has not yet woken up is the one who was knocked unconscious by Meng Xuan. Mengyu.
Hearing this, Meng Xuan glanced aside without any trace, then closed his eyes and stopped talking. Seeing Meng Xuan like this, Sa Qi thought he was too tired, so he quietly put the broth in his hand on Meng Xuan's bedside and closed the door and left.
"I'm sorry Mengyu, I promise I won't do this next time. It hurts when I pull my ears." Sa Qi had already gone away. As soon as Meng Xuan opened his eyes, a very familiar little hand appeared on his ear.
"You actually drugged me! I will never forgive you this time!" Meng Yu said angrily, pouting her mouth.
"Oh, then get my medicine bag. There are many medicines in it that I haven't had time to make an antidote yet. Just pick a bottle and put it in my mouth. I won't appear in front of you again."
"How could I be like this?" Meng Yu glanced at Meng Xuan resentfully, with complex expressions flashing in her eyes, including sadness, concern, and others, but the most distressing one was.
"I know. Oh, don't cry! I was wrong! How about I play turtle for you when I get better?" A woman's tears are the most deadly weapon for a man who loves her, and Meng Xuan is no exception. Meng Yu has just dropped the golden beans here, and Meng Xuan has already taken the initiative to sign various unequal treaties...
"I am not forcing you to do this..." Meng Yu suddenly turned from sadness to joy. There was no trace of tears on her face.
"This stinky girl actually tried to trick me!" Don't forget that Mengyu is a user with the ability of water fruit. Isn't it easy to get some "tears" on her face?
"Is Meng Xuan going to regret it?" Meng Yu didn't know whether it was true or not. Anyway, her little mouth was squinting, and the little golden beans were hanging from the corners of her eyes again. "If you regret it, why don't you leave right now? I promise not to appear in front of Meng Xuan again."
"Alele, stop doing this, I admit it!" He didn't have much temper towards the beautiful woman Meng Xuan, and his resistance to the beautiful woman Meng Xuan who took the initiative to throw himself into his arms was approaching zero. Beauty, Meng Xuan can't wait to stick himself into her body!
"Did you just admit it? Don't you do it willingly?" Meng Xuan has been eaten to death. Meng Yu's mother taught her well that if you can get something today, don't put it off until tomorrow, otherwise there is no telling what will happen. misfortune!
"Okay, I..."
"Be careful!" Without waiting for Meng Xuan to pat her chest to reassure her, Meng Yu suddenly threw Meng Xuan onto the bed!
"Um...I still think it's more appropriate for a man to take the initiative..." Meng Xuan blinked his mouth. A second ago, a pair of soft clothes covered it.
"Who is it? How dare you sneak attack on the two of me?" Meng Yu ignored Meng Xuan, but stared out with wide eyes.
"This kid is really full of energy..." But no one paid attention to Meng Yu's crisp drink. There was a sudden noise outside, as if something terrible had happened.
"Mengyu, help me up, I seem to hear Ace's voice!" Meng Xuan's eyes flashed with murderous intent. Apart from joining Ace, he must let the Whitebeard Pirates know why he is called Poison demon!
"What's going on? Where are the Aces?" Meng Yu helped him outside, but did not see Ace's figure. Meng Xuan immediately grabbed a member of the Whitebeard Pirates and asked.
"That kid with the hat?" The person who was pulled was not angry at Meng Xuan's tone of voice. "Dad was drinking, and the boy suddenly rushed out to attack him, and he was slapped into the sea by his slap. Tsk, tsk, this is the second time..."
"Plop!" Before the man could finish speaking, a figure had already moved into the water, but it was Meng Xuan who had already gone down to save people.
"Lift the water!" After a while, Meng Xuan had fished Ace out, and Meng Yu immediately used her abilities to drag the two of them onto the boat.
"Asshole! How can such a thing be so reckless?" Ace breathed in the fresh air, but was punched out by Meng Xuan next to him. "You are no match for him now! If you want to defeat him, you shouldn't be so aboveboard. We can be like this..." The voice behind him became smaller and smaller, so quiet that even Mengyu couldn't hear it. After the two looked at each other and nodded, Meng Xuan punched Ace again. "Don't be angry. Your ax ran into my room. Mengyu was there at the time. You should know why I beat you!"
"Huh? Hahaha... I don't care about such small things." Ace turned his head to the side, pretending that what Formonxuan said had nothing to do with him...
Ace did not take any action for the next few days. Everyone on the Moby Dick was a normal person, and they all respected Whitebeard. Naturally, there would be no such thing as someone instigating Ace to blow up Whitebeard's old anus. situation. Five days later, Ace's injuries were completely healed, and the other bastard's injuries were also basically healed. Now everyone knew why Ace could endure it. It must have been what the other bastard with no moral integrity said to the stupid classmate. .
"Drink!" A figure rushed out again with a huge axe. A hint of impatience flashed on the white beard's face. After all, he always rushed over when he was drinking. Uncle couldn't bear it. It’s all intolerable!
"Get out of here, bastard!" Another slap, and Ace once again flew out like a kite with its string broken.
"Lift the water!" Mengyu immediately used her ability to catch Ace, but as soon as it came into contact with the water, Ace became limp as if he had no bones.
"Kula Lala... Is this the little girl who pretended to be unconscious but sneaked into the room of the poisonous kid last time? That's not bad." Whitebeard laughed and poured the drink in his hand... into the one next to him. The pirate in the Whitebeard Pirates spoke with fear in his eyes. After a while, the man's face began to become distorted, and soon he looked like Meng Xuan!
But it was Meng Xuan who used the disguise pill that he had not yet fully developed to transform into another person. Then, while Ace was attracting Whitebeard's attention, he secretly threw the pill into Whitebeard's large pot of wine. In the bowl, unexpectedly, Whitebeard had already noticed it, and then poured the unfinished wine into the mouth of Meng Xuan who was disguised!
"How did you know it was mine?" He immediately took out a pill from the medicine bag and threw it into his mouth. After a minute or so, when his churning stomach no longer felt uncomfortable, Meng Xuan said quietly.
"Kulalala... Since you were able to hit a big bump on the head of that nature-type kid, you must also know that there are other types of that kind of thing, right?" Whitebeard laughed. "Little devil, if you want to plot against me, you are still very young! I have a white beard!"
"I'm an old man, but I didn't expect his eyes to be quite good!" Meng Xuan's eyes flashed with a strange color, but it quickly disappeared.
"What should I do?" Ace, who had recovered, knew that playing dirty tricks was not his strong point, so he didn't feel ashamed to surround Meng Xuan.
"The old guy is not only powerful, but also very vigilant. Once you get close to his body, you will be discovered. So if you want to win by surprise, you must attack from a distance and attack quickly, otherwise you will still be stopped once you are discovered by him. . Ace, try using your abilities next time. From a distance, as for putting out the fire, leave it to Meng Yu!" Gritting his teeth, Meng Xuan decided to pull Meng Yu in. Even if he was unwilling to do so, Meng Xuan had to admit that in terms of strength, Ace and himself might be able to defeat Whitebeard in five groups, but how could this happen?
"Ace, give the old man a thousand rounds of musket while he's sleeping!" Meng Xuan shouted through gritted teeth, "Except for the head, hit him anywhere else!"
"What if I hit a place I shouldn't have hit?" Ace asked cautiously.
"He's already old, so that place probably won't be used much anymore. Just hit it, it's no big deal!" Meng Xuan waved his hand proudly, indicating that this matter is not a big deal at all. Son!
"Anyway, I wasn't the one who hit him. Even if the old man gets angry, he will only come after you. What does that have to do with me?" Meng Xuan showed a smirk on his lips, but he had no intention of speaking out to Ace what he was saying.
It was night, and it was getting late. Except for a few people on patrol, everyone on the Moby Dick had fallen asleep sweetly. A black shadow flickered a few times and jumped to where Whitebeard was sleeping.
A gigantic snot bubble hangs from the tip of the pen, and the virtue of sleeping, the strongest person in the world who is like a god, is not very elegant.
"Firegun!" Countless fire bullets rushed towards Whitebeard with Ace's strong murderous intent.
"Huh?" Whitebeard, who was sleeping soundly, woke up blankly. As if casually, he waved his hand casually, and all the fire bombs flew out together with Ace! Among them, Ace, who had the lowest quality, broke through the wall of Whitebeard's room and fell into the sea!
"Hey! How late is it? Be careful, okay?" The patrolling members of the Whitebeard Pirates shouted dissatisfied, but it was because the sound was too loud and not because Whitebeard was attacked! Because the man sleeping inside is Whitebeard! That's why they aren't worried!
"Lift the water!" Mengyu used her abilities to pull Ace up with skill. She had done this countless times. Mengyu was now able to catch Ace with water as soon as he flew out of the boat.
"Alele, you made a mistake! You can't even defeat him like this. You really deserve to be called the strongest." Meng Xuan pinched his chin, but he was thinking about new countermeasures in his eyes. "That's..." Suddenly Meng Xuan's eyes were attracted by something beside Baibeard's bed. Meng Xuan laughed secretly, "Old man, I found your weakness this time!"
The next day, when Whitebeard and a group of his sons were eating and drinking there, a man appeared with a huge torch shining in his hand.
"Old man! Surrender quickly! Otherwise I will cut off your life!" Meng Xuan said proudly.
"The fire from the freckled brat doesn't work, so what can you do with the torch in your hand?" Bista stroked his beard and smiled.
"Before you laugh, you should look at my feet!" After being beaten many times in a row in the past month, the resentment of the petty person towards White Beard had already surpassed that of another old man with White Beard!
"That's...the wine warehouse!" A trace of anger flashed in Whitebeard's eyes. "Kulalala... this is an interesting kid... I am addicted to alcohol. Alcohol is indeed my weakness, but even if you want to threaten me, you are still far from it! Humph!" followed by a cold sound. Huh, Meng Xuan's chest flew out as if he was hit by a giant hammer!
"This old monster!" Meng Xuan only had time to complain before he fainted immediately.