The New Chimera

Lilith blinked, readjusting herself to her surroundings after the sudden teleport. “What’s…going on?” She asked. “And…why am I in a suit?”

“Oh, this.” Kali said. “It’s…um, like a transdimensional party or something, I think? Every so often a bunch of seemingly random but important people will get teleported into a space like this. It’s starting to come back to me now, but…I think we’re going to forget everything afterwards? Time’s kinda weird in this place too, so…really, best not to question it too much. None of us really get it, it just…happens.”

She tugged on Lilith’s arm, and Lilith began to move with her. “Where are we going?” Lilith asked.

“We’re going to find Amy. She’s almost always here, probably because she’s about as important as they get.”

As they walked, Lilith took a moment to look around. They were in some sort of large…warehouse or something. There were quite a few decorations, as well as large tables of food and drink. It was hard to see through all the people, but she was pretty sure there were a bunch of activities on the other side of the room, too.

Eventually, they found Amy, who was talking with Jerry and a few other people Lilith didn’t recognize. As they approached, they were stopped by an oddly familiar succubus running up and grabbing Kali up into a hug. “Aunt Kali!” She said. “It’s so nice to see you!”

“Good to see you too, Amara!” Kali replied, returning the hug. “How’s the family?”

“Same as ever. Uh…what year is it for you?”

“Roughly thirty-two fifty, if we’re going by the time on Amy’s planes.”

“Oh. You’re like…fifty years in the future for me. Did you get your planes merged?” Amara let go of the hug and took a step back, giving Lilith a glance. “Ah, you must have. You’d be the High Arbiter, right?”

“Yes?” Lilith said. “How’d you know? And, uh, what’s your relationship with Kali?”

“I’m her lots-of-greats grandniece.” Amara said. “And she told me all about her plans. In fact, right now, or…right now for me, Amy’s doing something similar so she can help give Kali advice.”

“That’s right.” Amy said, walking up to them. “And it’s around the year thirty two hundred for me. How about you?”

“Fiftyish years later.” Kali replied. “Who else is here?”

“Give me a second.” Amara said. “Let me fetch them.” She scurried off and then reappeared a moment later with two human girls. One was an unreasonably beautiful blonde in a suit, while the other was a much more normal-looking redhead in a dress. “Tess, Ellie, this is Kali. She’s my distant ancestor, and she runs that set of planes that Amy is preparing to help with, with the whole merger of Mael.”

“Oh.” The blonde said awkwardly. “Nice to meet you?”

Kali laughed. “I forgot how cute you two were when you were younger. I’m from fiftyish years in your future, so I guess…nice to meet you again! Thanks for taking care of Maven for me.”

“You’re…welcome, I think.” The redhead replied. “So…if you’re from the future, is there anything cool coming up that we should know about?”

“It’s not going to be that easy to get it out of me.” Kali replied, eyes twinkling. “The unwritten rule here is to not talk about the future. It has a tendency to sour the party.”

“It was worth a shot.” The redhead replied, shrugging.

“Lilith, this is Tess,” Kali said, motioning at the blonde, “and this is Ellie.” She motioned at the redhead. “They’re…well, it’s a thing Amy does on her planes, they’re kind of like messengers for the Higher Beings of Amy’s plane. You might meet their future selves some time later, but for now they’re still getting used to everything.”

“Actually, why don’t you three chat?” Amara said. “I think you all will have a lot in common, seeing as how you all were born on a world without much magic.”

“That’s a good idea.” Kali said. “It’ll give me some time to catch up with some other people, too.” She turned back to Lilith. “Is that okay with you?”

“Why not, I guess?” She said. “Beats being an awkward third wheel.”

“Awesome.” Kali replied. “I’ll let you three get–”

“Take these two, too!” Jerry said, bursting into the conversation. “Sorry, but I really don’t know what to do with them, and that weird gut feeling is telling me this is the place!” He practically pushed a tall, green woman with a dress made of leaves and a kitsune in a red dress into their midst. “Oh, and it’s roughly year thirty-two forty-five Amy time for me.”

“Um…hi?” Tess ventured. “And…weird gut feeling?”

“It happens from time to time at these events.” The plant woman said. “You get a feeling like someone needs to be somewhere and it won’t go away until you bring them there. Anyway, my name is Rose, and this is Lia, my Queen.”

“Right, well, we’ll leave the five of you to it.” Amy said. “Feel free to wander around, you’re as safe as can be. No one’s able to hurt each other here.”

“And yes, conversion counts as harmful in this context.” Jerry said. “Not that you’d be able to get away with it, you two are probably the weakest people in this little group.”

Rose gave the other three a thoughtful look. “I suppose I am a fair bit weaker than I was the last time I was at one of these things.”

“To be quite honest, you don’t beat out Lilith even at the height of your old power. She is, for all intents and purposes, on the same level as the gods.” Jerry said. “And Tess and Ellie, the blonde and redhead, are pretty close to the gods too, plus Amy’s planes are generally stronger, so–”

“Let them make their own introductions.” Amy interrupted. “We’ll just be stifling their conversation.”

“Alright, alright.” Jerry said. “But, seriously, behave yourselves.”

“We will, don’t worry.” Rose assured.

“Good, thank you.” Jerry replied, nodding his head. And with that, all the other people walked away, leaving Tess and Ellie alone with the strangers.

There was silence for a moment, then Ellie spoke up. “So…you’re on the same level as the gods? What does that mean?”

“Yeah, I guess?” Lilith replied, scratching the back of her neck. “We’re the same category of being. How much do you know about Administrators?”

“Enough.” Ellie said. “They’re like a step above the gods, right?”

“What’s an Administrator?” Lia asked. “I…sorry, this is all a little overwhelming.”

“Oh.” Lilith replied. “Um…I don’t know if we should talk about this in front of you, then. Um…”

“It’ll be fine.” Rose said. “She won’t remember a thing when this is over. At least I didn’t the three or four times I’ve been to one of these.”

“Right. Then, I’m what’s called a Higher Being, they’re what most gods are. Lords of Monsters, too, if the planes you guys are from use those.”

“What?!” Lia said, flinching back. “The Lord of Monsters is a god?! How are we supposed to…”

Rose laid a hand on her shoulder. “It’ll be fine. I’m sure there’s more to it than that, or else no Lord of Monsters would ever be defeated.”

Lilith shrugged. “Power levels vary. To my knowledge, most Lords of Monsters only get abilities that relate to monsters. Or, at least, I did.”

Lia’s eyes widened. “You’re a Lord of Monsters?! But you’re not…omnicidal!”

“It’s a side job. I’m pulling double duty for my world.” She turned back to Tess and Ellie. “Speaking of, Amara mentioned that you’re from a plane without magic like me?”

“Huh?” Tess said. “I mean, yeah. We were just introduced to it like…half a year ago.”

“It can get pretty overwhelming at times, right?” Lilith said. “I felt the same way sometimes. You get used to things after a while, so don’t stress it.”

“Yeah, I think we’re getting there.” Ellie said. “So…does your world just have angels and demons or is it more…cosmopolitan?”

“When I was born, just humans, at least as far as people who didn’t know about magic. There are a bunch of other species too, but not nearly as many as there are humans. And, yes, I used to be human. I was just your regular human dude and then I got turned into…this. It’s like…well, I doubt your planes have a similar concept, but I’m every species in existence at the same time, which means I’m a lot stronger than the average person, since I get every single species-specific ability.”

“Wait, you used to be a guy too?” Tess said. “That’s crazy, so was I!”

“And I.” Rose said. “I suppose we have more in common than it seems.”

“Alright, are the rest of you really not freaking out or are you just good at not showing it?” Lia blurted out. “This is weird, right?”

“I’ve seen a lot of weird in my time.” Lilith said. “I’m numb to it.”

“Same.” Tess said. “This is only barely in the top three.”

“Yeah, what she said.” Ellie added. “I’m just sorta dealing by pretending it’s not weird.”

“And I’ve been here before.” Rose said. “The novelty wears off by the second or third time.”

“So, as the one who’s been here before, what do we do?” Ellie asked. “Do we just stand around talking or what?”

“I suppose we begin by eating some food, then proceed to activities afterwards.” Rose mused. “Let’s talk more over dinner, okay?”

“I’ll go find a table.” Lilith volunteered. “Uh, let me see if I can…” She began looking for a connection to her spare avatar, and the moment she did it just…popped into existence. “Sick. Alright, I’m gonna get us a table, then I’ll send this one to go dish up. So, if you find me and I’m not responding, it’s because my consciousness is in this spare body, not because I’m being rude.”

She smirked in response to the others’ surprised stares, then walked off to find a table, leaving the spare avatar standing lifelessly in front of them. It took her a minute or so to find an unoccupied table, but, once she had, she was able to use the spare avatar to begin getting some food.

By the time she got back to the table, Rose and Lia had already finished getting their food and had sat down. Lilith used the spare avatar to set her plates down in front of her, transferred her consciousness back to her real body, and let the spare avatar vanish. “So, what do you two do?” She asked. “I believe Rose mentioned Lia is a queen of some sort?”

“Oh, um, yeah.” Lia said, not quite meeting Lilith’s eyes. “I um, am the leader of this swarm thing, I’m…well, to be blunt, I’m working on taking over the world. Not because I’m like…a bad guy, it just sort of…was thrust upon me.”

“Oh, I’ve heard about you!” Lilith said. “You’re like, half monster, right?”

Lia blinked. “I…am. You heard about me? From where?”

“I’m from a few years in your future, and I had a chat with Jerry. He mentioned you in it, and was very excited about Blood Money, for reasons I don’t think either of you will fully understand yet. Anyway, due to that whole ‘every species at once’ thing, I’m also part monster. Or…full monster. It’s complicated, I’m basically full everything, and no, it doesn’t really make a lot of sense. but it works, so I don’t question it.”

“So, we’re still alive in your time, then?” Rose asked.

“I’m…pretty sure? I mean, I haven’t heard anything about you, but from the sound of things Lia was alive, at least? I didn’t dig into things too much.”

“Did he tell you anything else about us or what’s happening in our world?” Lia pressed. “Anything at all?”

Lilith paused. “A bit, but apparently talking about the future is taboo during these things.”

A moment later, Ellie and Tess showed up at the table and sat down. “Ah, you two, I’ve been meaning to ask, what do you do?” Lilith asked. “Like, as jobs. You seem to be teenagers, so are you in school or…?”

“We just graduated high school.” Ellie replied. “And we’re training as freelancers, sort of…explorers slash hunters slash odd job doers. Then we’re also acting as messengers of the gods, enacting their will, that sort of thing. What about you?”

Lilith shrugged. “To tell you the truth, most days it’s nothing but training. I’m functioning as sort of…the icon of justice, so to speak. I step in when it looks like people are going to commit genocide or if the magical community looks like they’re about to subjugate people who are way weaker than them. But, by and large, I’m just there as a threat to keep people in line.”

“Been there, done that.” Rose sighed. “I don’t envy you for your position.”

“It’s not that bad.” Lilith said. “I get to hang around with my girlfriends and my family, and I don’t want for anything, so I’m content.”

“But what about meeting new people and going out to see places?” Rose asked. “You can’t do that anymore, right?”

“No, I can.” Lilith replied. “I just use a separate body or magic and no one is the wiser.”

“Oh.” Rose said. “I…really wish I could have done that.” There was silent for a moment, then Rose shook her head. “But that’s in the past. Let’s talk about something more pleasant, okay?”

They made more small talk while they ate, and eventually they finished, and began to drift towards the activities.

“So…what do they have to do here?” Tess asked. “I can’t really…see over all these people.”

“I believe it is entirely dependent on who is looking.” Rose said. “We should find a variety of activities that we are familiar with. They’ll just…appear when we look.”

Ellie and Tess shared a look. “Are any of you familiar with laser tag?” Ellie asked. “It’s Tess and I’s favorite activity, but we, uh, haven’t been able to have a fair game in a while.”

“I’m familiar.” Lilith said. “Provided it works similarly to how it does on my world. Though…I’m not sure how fair the game will end up being, especially if we go all out.”

“Oh, don’t worry, we’d make sure Tess doesn’t use any of the real cheat-y stuff, but we just want to do it with people who are…you know, actually used to being on a battlefield and have experience.”

“I don’t believe it was Tess she was worried about.” Rose said, raising an eyebrow. “She is a god, after all.”

“Gods don’t have any intrinsic advantages in this sort of thing.” Ellie said matter-of-factly. “While Tess has the advantage of being able to use all sorts of additional senses that normal people don’t get access to.”

“I’m not a god.” Lilith said. “Not technically. But she is right, Higher Beings don’t automatically get better at this sort of thing just because we’re Higher Beings. That being said, you weren’t here when I explained, but my species thing includes monsters. I have access to every monster and species-specific benefit at the same time. So, I also have those senses, and probably more. Though, hypothetically speaking, I might not have access to the kind of stuff you’re referring to, due to differences in monsters and abilities between planes.”

“Does it even matter if you’re not going to use them?” Lia asked quietly. “Just the basic five should be fine, right?”

“She’s right.” Lilith said. “How are we splitting up the teams? Tess and Ellie on one and the rest of us on the other? You two are probably the most experienced so that seems the fairest.”

“How do you play?” Rose asked.

“It’s easy.” Ellie said. “You ever used a gun before?”

“No?” Rose asked, tilting her head. “What’s a gun?”

“It’s kind of like a handheld cannon.” Lia explained. “It’s this long tube that you like…pack with some sort of powder and then it explodes and fires a projectile at something.”

“Oh.” Rose replied. “I have used a crossbow before, if that helps?”

“Yeah, that’s good enough.” Ellie said. “In my world, guns are a lot simpler than all that, you just load in the bullet and press the trigger, no need to pack the powder yourself or anything. Laser tag guns are even simpler, you just press a button on the side of the gun to reload, and then you point it at your opponent and shoot. Everyone wears these vest things, and they light up when you get hit.”

“Depending on the arena there are also other things you can shoot.” Tess added. “Like pillars and stuff. They each give different amounts of points, and whichever team has the most points at the end of the game wins.” She turned to Lilith. “Have you used a gun before?”

“Guns are my main weapon, to tell you the truth.” She admitted. “But I don’t have my…well, long story short, I don’t have my aim assist with me, so I’ll be a little worse than I usually am.”

“Aim assist?” Ellie asked.

“Alternate consciousness with a biological supercomputer built into my body.” Lilith said. “Again, long story. But, yes, I use guns extensively.”

“And there’s the laser tag, I think.” Rose said, pointing at an area in the back with a sign reading “Laser tag” near it. “Shall we?”

The group made their way over, and suddenly found themselves teleported to a different space entirely. Their clothes had changed, too, from formal wear to nondescript clothes that were easy to move around in, vests and guns already in place. “Please wait a moment while teams are selected.” A synthetic-sounding voice said. “Teams selected. Please remain silent while the rules are read.”

Lilith and Rose’s vests had begun glowing orange, while the other vests glowed blue. “This is a ten minute experience with the aim of obtaining the most points possible.” The voice said. “Points are obtained by shooting your opponents or their home base, a large pillar on their side of the field. Pillar shots are worth five hundred points, while shots on an opponent are worth one hundred.

“While running, jumping, climbing, flying, and other such activities are actively encouraged, purposeful physical contact with the other team is discouraged, and will result in a fine of one thousand points. To ensure fairness, your statistics will be evened out, your senses tuned to the same degree, and any active abilities, or passive abilities that may negatively affect the game, will be disabled. If you wish to play without this tuning, you may choose to do so after this game. You will be transported to your side of the field in three…two…one…”

Lilith blinked, suddenly finding herself in a dim room. She…hadn’t been in a situation where she couldn’t see perfectly since…well, around the time she had become a Perfect Chimera. It was an odd sensation, suddenly being brought down to normal again, but it was, strangely, not disorienting in the slightest.

“So…you and me, huh?” Lilith asked Rose. “Don’t stress too much, just try to have fun. If we lose, we lose, if we win, we win, it’s just a game.”

Rose nodded. “I will do my best, but I’m afraid we are at a disadvantage here, in terms of numbers.”

“Your team will be given a substantial point boost for having fewer players.” The synthetic voice said. “Game begins in five…four…three…two…one…” A horn blared, and the area around them lit up. Or, rather, the walls, floor, and various bits of cover began glowing with neon light, not bright enough to do anything more than provide an indication of the arena’s general shape and where you were walking.

“I think it’s generally good to split up in this game.” Lilith said. “Since being hit doesn’t injure you or put you out of action in any way, it just allows you more opportunities to score points.”

“Understood.” Rose said. “I will take the right, then.”

“Then I suppose I have the left.” Lilith replied. She and Rose went their separate ways, and the game began. It was an enjoyable experience, Lilith decided; for once she didn’t have to worry about holding her strength back to prevent damage to the environment or completely overshadow the other players. She just got to let herself go and…relax.

The game itself was pretty standard. She encountered the other team from time to time, fog started rolling in around the halfway point, and then the game was over. She and everyone else were teleported back into the lobby they had originally been teleported into, and a points display popped up. She and Rose had lost, but it wasn’t by too much.

They ended up playing a couple more games with different team compositions, and all agreed there was too much variance in their abilities to try playing a game without the built-in limiters. So, once they decided to leave, they found themselves teleported back to the main room, back in the party wear they had been in before.

“Where to next?” Lilith asked.

“We did our thing, do you guys have any ideas?” Tess asked.

“I’m partial to miniature golf myself.” Lilith said. “What about you two?” She asked, looking and Lia and Rose.

“I…don’t have much experience with recreation.” Rose admitted.

“Where I’m from, we don’t have anything as complex as what we just played, but…I play cards a lot, I guess?” Lia said. “I’d like to try whatever this miniature golf is, though.”

So, the evening progressed, and they went from activity to activity until, eventually, they all simultaneously got the feeling that it was time to go. “Well, it was fun hanging out with you guys.” Lilith said. “Hopefully I’ll see you around at one of these, or perhaps even in real life.”

“Yeah.” Lia said. “As long as it’s not because you’re coming to invade my world or anything. I don’t think I could handle that.”

“I wouldn’t worry about that.” Lilith laughed. My world is on very good terms with your world. Even if we weren’t, my world isn’t in any place to be invading other worlds. You shouldn’t have to worry about any of that stuff until you’ve conquered your world at the very earliest.”

“Well…that is good to hear.” Lia said. “Hopefully, sometime in the future, we can meet in real life, then. I’m sure the five of us would get along just as well.”

“Perhaps.” Ellie said. “It all depends on circumstance, I guess.”

“Oh, you two will almost certainly be meeting Lilith at some point.” Kali said, eyes twinkling as she stepped up. “But not for quite a while. She hasn’t even been born in your time.”

“Wait, really?” Tess asked. “You just seemed older than us, so I assumed…”

“No, I’m five or six years older than you right now, but I’m also from fifty or so years in your future, apparently.” Lilith replied. “Though, I guess…things do get a little fuzzy, but that’s neither here nor there. I’ll see you all when I see you, I guess.”

“Thanks again for taking care of Maven!” Kali said cheerfully, giving them a wave. And then…they were back where they had been before they were whisked away to the party, their memories already gone.