LIGHTNOVELONLINE Prologue
One Piece
Prologue - Insanity and Confusion -
Opening my eyes I was bombarded with the harsh light of the Sun that burned into my retinas with the fury of an angry god striking down a helpless cripple with no legs to run away.
...Dramatics aside, Where the hell have I ended up?
"Dreamy beach waters check, clean area with no cement corrupting the natural beauty of mother nature check...feral noises behind my back triple check." I turned slowly to look at where the noises were coming from only to see the humongous flora and fauna that had no place existing anywhere close to me much less ten meters away from my mortal body that had just taken the full brunt of a drunk truck-
He paused, staring at his large forearms, a thought crossed his mind that sent blaring alarms to his very soul.
"HOLD THE FUCKING ON!" The Only living human in this peninsula shouted at the top of his lungs."This...This isn't my body!"
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Keep calm.
Keep your mind at peace.
You aren't insane nor is this place a coma-induced dream your mind has conjured up to cope with the blunt-trauma your body suffered when that drunk-Fucker hit you at full throttle.
You have proof that this isn't a dream, you can feel pain, the water and even pleasure when you do the Thing.
"Yes, yes. Purge those thoughts to the depths of the void and free yourself from the fear of hallucinations!" He muttered to himself, standing up from the zen position he had been meditating to stretch.
"Phew, my goodness I think I can finally enjoy this natural paradise I have been thrown into and hopefully find a companion before I go insane again."
He began to walk towards the green jungle with a clear purpose in his mind to abduct an animal and use it as a crutch for his mental health.
“Come on come on, even a snail will do the trick-”the words died in his throat when his eyes fell on the largest snail he had ever seen in his life.
“Oh no…”He whimpered pathetically at his cruel luck, he knew where he was now.
“That's a transponder snail. Judging by its coloration, a pretty damn rare one at that and I just happened to find it?”He asked out loudly, a frickin raincloud appearing above his head to reflect the sheer depression that engulfed him at the moment.
One Piece…He was in the World Of One Piece, the same world that is being slowly flooded by actions of the Hidden Puppet Master sitting on the throne of the King Of the World.
“Oh God please don't tell me I am not in immediate danger of becoming Sea King Food.”
No, NO NO! Snap out damn it!
“I gotta steal a Ship, find myself a mountainous island with high peaks and make myself at home-” His planning was interrupted by a very distinct purpurpurpur noise coming from the boar-sized black-shell horned snail staring at him blankly.
“What is it now?!”The hyperventilating giant Man demanded Pointedly.
“Catcha- bzz-passing through the Neura peninsula-bzz, there seems to be a connection problem with all our transponder snails-bzz Fleet admiral Senkgoku Sir-bzz.” the snail Staring at him transmitted, a golden glow in the eyes as the other party replied”There must be a Patriarch or an elder transponder snails-bzz perhaps even a Trained Horned den den mushi eavesdropping right now-bzzt-blasted wiretappers-bzzt! Search-bzzt and-bzzt-find the culprit-bzzt!”
“Roger sir ca-clack.” The Transmission ended, the fucking snail began eating on the leafs of a tropical berry without a care in the world…
The little shit.
“You slimy little shit fucked up.” He growled at the boar-sized snail.
Well at least I learned some useful information, Sengoku is still the fleet admiral so that means we are still-pre marineford or during the events that will shape it, that means…
I can fuck with the cannon before it goes to shit, there is a shit ton of places where I can go and get money, resources and potentially Minions of my own.
“First things first.”He gave the snail his sweetest smile filled to the brim with enough sugar to give cavities to Oars himself.”You are going to become the centerpiece my little slimy compatriot.”
Flexing his hand he thought of the physical capabilities of all the inhabitants of this world which brought him an idea at the forefront of his thoughts.
“Let's test this body's strength shall we?”
He turned to the nearest tree and punched it as hard as he could, the punch flew at the tree and straight up tore it apart without any Problem or pain in the process.
“Fucking hell that is lethal.”He murmured as stared at his clenched fists and imagined what would happen had he punched a fellow human in the face.”Well now I can rest assured knowing I can probably knock any marines I come across without much trouble.”
He turned back to the snail and grabbed it carefully with one hand to judge the difficulty of transporting it, the slimy bastard was not that heavy, he could probably run full throttle with it slung under his arm.
“Lucky you I seem to be quite strong, so how about we make like the wind and get the hell out of here?” He did not wait for the ship he could see in the distance to throw down the anchor and started running deeper into the jungle to find a place to hide and gather his thoughts to make a plan.
A Plan to Disrupt the Current World Order before the Monkey does it before him, the best way to get famous is to gain infamy via Becoming an Enemy of the World Government.
Instigate chaos, help the pirates subtly, ruin Morgan’s monopoly over the news and spread the real raw truth, throw dirt on Big Mom by calling her the Running-champion for being Cunt, proclaim the Monkey The fifth Emperor before Morgans does and instigate even more conflict on Marine-held territory.
“Damn there are so many things to do!”