The Most Popular Comedian

Chapter 132 Get a certificate

The enthusiasm of Wen Zezheng and Rong Yuheng is too high, basically belong to the degree of fire out of the circle. Even if the police do not chase stars, they have heard of these two names.

At this moment, they all froze in place.

“Wen Zezhen? Rong Yuheng?” The captain glanced suspiciously at the two of them, “Take off the headgear.”

Wen Zezheng’s psychological quality is extremely strong, without any hesitation, calmly raised his hand and took off his head of equipment. Under the headgear, there was a handsome and cold face that was very familiar to the public.

Everyone: …his! It’s really the great actor Wen Zezhen.

Looks so handsome even up close, real people have more aura than on the screen!

As soon as Wen Zezhen took off his headgear, Rong Yuheng next to him basically confirmed his identity.

The crowd of onlookers cast their eyes on Rong Yuheng, waiting for him to take off his headgear.

There are even people who eat melons took out their mobile phones, ready to witness this historic moment.

Under the headgear, Rong Yuheng’s mentality collapsed so much that there was no scum left-this Nima! Not only should it be on the hot search, but also headline reservations! !

Wen Zezhen was still poking him beside him, “Zizai, pick it up, it’s exposed anyway.”

Rong Yuheng: Oh woo woo.

He took off his headgear unrelentingly, and the moment his face saw the sun again, he heard the sound of exclamation and gasping clearly around him.

“Hi…! The celebrity is really good-looking, and the skin is in good condition.”

“Wow, I was suddenly poked so cute… It’s really eye-catching for Wen Zezhen and Rong Yuheng to stand together.”

“Good match! It’s just that the headgear is a little sick hahahaha…”

“What the **** is this, I’m going to die of laughter. I thought I had caught a suspect, but the result was a premarital checkup when the city was chosen…Huh? Wait, a premarital checkup!!!?”

Rong Yuheng:…

The police confirmed the identities of the two, and they were relieved. The captain scratched his head embarrassedly, “Oh, sorry, we are also doing business for the safety of the people. It’s all right now. Go ahead.”

Rong Yuheng glanced at him faintly, and then was lifted by Wen Zezheng’s neck and slipped into his arms to gently comfort… Wen Zezheng said to the policeman, “It’s okay, it’s also our suspicious behavior, which is causing you trouble.”

“No no… I wish the two newlyweds a happy marriage and a smooth marriage check.”

The police have gone, but the crowd has not dispersed yet.

This is the top traffic Wen Zezhen and Rong Yuheng, come to do the premarital check, big news!

Wen Zezheng and Rong Yuheng could only form a tuft arm in arm, breaking through the barriers of the crowd, and quickly slipped into the hospital to go through the relevant procedures for the premarital examination.

Rong Yuheng’s steps along the way were erratic, and he didn’t step on the ground.

Wen Zezheng hugged his waist as if holding a standing sign, and dragged his stiff cub upstairs and downstairs in parallel.

“Woooooooo…” Rong Yuheng whimpered hollowly in his eyes, “It’s counterproductive, and it’s not good to go to school!”

Wen Zezhen sighed. He was actually okay, and he didn’t pay much attention to the hot search on Weibo and the external image.

Moreover, on the hot search with Rong Yuheng, whether for good or for bad, he has a strange sense of satisfaction-like two people can share blessings and share difficulties.

“It’s not a hot search, it’s just an understatement to your splendid entertainment career.”

Rong Yuheng choked for two seconds, and then he was comforted.

He thought for a while, his sadness may not lie in the hot search, but the hard work of preparation all had a counterproductive effect.

This too hurts the pride of a precious hamster!

In addition to the regular full physical examination, the premarital examination items also include fertility-related examinations. When the doctor saw that they were all men, he crossed out the fertility test quite plainly, “You don’t need to do this, just check the basic physical condition and the presence of infectious diseases.”

Wen Zeyan pursed his lips, “I think it’s safe to do it.”

The doctor turned his head and glanced at him, “It’s okay, I just save you money and time, but in the end, I still have to respect your wishes.”

He thought, Wen Zezong probably made a full set when he wanted to come, even if he didn’t need to give birth, he should check whether his physical condition is normal.

Wen Zezhen, “Although it is not yet childish, what if you want it later?”

Doctor, “…what?”

Rong Yuheng, “…” He was afraid that his head was not squeezed by the headgear.

Wen Zezong pampered and touched Rong Yuheng’s cerebellum, “Rong Rong quite likes children, and I respect his wishes.”

Rong Yuheng was expressionless, “Please respect my objective physiological conditions.”

Doctors,”…”

After a long while, he added one more item to the physical examination: brain department.

A day’s physical examination is still very tiring, until all the items have been checked, the two people have time to turn on the mobile phone to read the information.

Unsurprisingly, the condemnation of Shi Qiu and Qu Youhe would squeeze WeChat-although it was a vacation, they had no vacation experience from the beginning until now!

[Shi Qiu]: [Picture] [Picture]? ? ?

[Shi Qiu]: What do you guys do by dressing up like this!

[Shi Qiu]: I’m so tired, I’m eighteen years old. [die out]

Rong Yuheng ostrich buried his head, “Hey…”

[Qu Youhe]: Brother Yu? ? hello? ? [image]

[Qu Youhe]: Rong Yuheng messed with you and followed him?

[Qu Youhe]: Are you planning to lose track of the actor’s identity and comeback as a comedian?

Wen Zezong bowed his head with a guilty conscience, “Hey…”

Rong Yuheng on the side looked sideways, “?”

His fierce owner seemed to say something at that moment?

The results of the premarital examination came out on the same day, and the two were excellent in all indicators except their brains.

Wen Zezhen also felt relieved, beamingly preparing to go to the marriage registration the next day.

It has only been a few years since the policy on same-sex marriage was opened up. Wen Zezheng and Rong Yuheng are the first couples who have registered for same-sex marriage since the policy was opened.

Although there are still some people who do not approve of same-sex unions, with the development of society and the flow of information in the future, the public’s recognition of same-sex will gradually increase.

Because the more developed the civilization, the more tolerant the concept.

The next day, the two sat in the back seat of their Maserati and spread out together.

Rong Yuheng did a good job of psychological construction, found out his mobile phone and opened Weibo, and he saw that the hot search in the headline was # Preparation#.

Rong Yuheng, “…”

Wen Zezheng glanced at him with a profound meaning, “What do you think?”

Repent, hamster.

Rong Yuheng, “Rhymes, awesome.”

Wen Zeleng, “?”

However, it is not only the hot search, but even the front page of social news and Weibo news feeds are “the first time you choose a city, you will be surrounded by suspicious elements.”

The news underneath is simply pictures and texts—

The two men with long posture and outstanding temperament stood among the crowd of onlookers. It was an extremely eye-catching picture, but in this situation, it seemed ridiculous and unspeakable… probably because the headgear was a little tight, and their expressions on the headgear were hideous.

The laughter in the comment area almost didn’t break the text:

“Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha! Let me, Kang Kang, who the **** are these two people?”

“Hahahahahahaha, go crazy, choose a city once hahahahaha. Every day I think about what new poses they can use to search for hot searches. I never thought that I was almost detained!”

“I’m so ridiculous, what do these two people think?”

“What’s the matter? Hahahahaha, let’s forget it, I’m all used to his magical operation, why did Brother Xing join in too!?”

“Help, is this just what the husband sings the husband! The pre-marital check-up is the pre-marital check-up, why do you dress so suspiciously? []”

…

Rong Yuheng numbly flipped through the “hahahaha” in the comment area, and finally snapped off the phone screen.

No one pays attention to the hot spot of the premarital examination, this cp fan is not true enough at all!

They just want to watch the main jokes, but they don’t want to watch beautiful fairy tales!

At the door of the Civil Affairs Bureau, Wen Zezheng and Rong Yuheng got out of the car with them.

They dressed very formally today, and they even stunned them in the morning. One is because we are going to take photos today, and the other is to let passersby and paparazzi take photos carefully, and try to get back the two people’s comments on Weibo.

As soon as Wen Zezheng and Rong Yuheng appeared in the working hall of the Civil Affairs Bureau, they attracted everyone’s attention.

There were passers-by and fans, and they were all excited:

“Ah, ah, it’s Wen Zezheng and Rong Yuheng! I had a premarital examination yesterday, and I will come to get the certificate today!”

“Wow! I’ll meet isrio when you choose a city! It’s so beautiful ”

“I don’t hit cp, but the’lovers finally get married’ are very moving no matter when they are ”

“Uuuuuu got married! I cried, what kind of fairy love is this!”

“…Baby, didn’t we also come to get the certificate, why didn’t you see how excited you were?”

“Straight man of steel! You don’t know anything, oh oh oh…!”

Rong Yuheng and Wen Zezhen honestly waited in line at the back. During the period, someone turned their heads to look at them. Rong Yuheng straightened his back and scanned around with the light, but no one was taking pictures.

Rong Yuheng’s brows wrinkled slightly, he tugged at Wen Zezheng’s arm, and pressed it to him in a low voice, “After what happened yesterday, are we out of breath? No one took photos to post on Weibo.”

Wen Zezhen couldn’t guess the current fan passersby’s thoughts. He even grinned and showed a rather blunt smirk at Rong Yuheng, “Is it because I have food on my teeth, it would be indecent to shoot?”

Rong Yuheng squeezed the leather of his mouth and squeezed it into a duck, “Don’t laugh like this when you take pictures, it’s too ugly.”

Wen Zezhen, who was said to be ugly for the first time in more than 20 years in his life, “…”

Wen Zexuan didn’t believe it, he uttered a faint voice from his lips, “How ugly can it be?”

Rong Yuheng, “It’s so ugly that I can only be with you because of your talent.”

“…” He withered.

The two played with their mouths pressed for a while, and suddenly noticed that someone not far away took out a phone and took pictures secretly. They pinched each other’s lips.

A trace of speculation emerged in Rong Yuheng’s heart, but he dared not answer it. He raised his eyes to Wen Zezong, who actually conveyed the same message in his eyes.

Rong Yuheng brewed in his mouth for a few seconds, then slowly opened his mouth and pulled out a row of shiny and thin silver wires…

Suddenly, the mobile phones around were lifted up!

Rong Yuheng closed his mouth in one second! I glanced sharply around—I lost, these people really just want to take their ugly photos!

The beautiful photos of the seriousness of the children are nothing to them at all!

Rong Yuheng, who guessed it, sadly plunged his head into Wen Zezhen’s arms and arched himself in vain, “It’s over, I won’t be an idol in my life, I can only be a fancier comedian!” ”

Wen Zizhang patted his back softly and comforted, “Well, as soon as you make your debut, wouldn’t it be worse for someone like me who is forced to transform and still can’t go back to the past?”

This kind of tragic consolation method finally succeeded in consoling Rong Yuheng.

Before long, it was his turn to take pictures.

Wen Zezheng and Rong Yuheng sat upright in front of the set board, and Rong Yuheng faintly opened up a brilliant smile, with 35.74% tenderness as water, 39.67% enthusiasm as fire, and 24.59% wind, rain and thunder. After adjusting the precise expression, he faces the camera motionlessly.

Photographer behind the lens:…

Taking photos for decades, it is the first time to see such colorful and precise expressions.

In sharp contrast with Rong Yuheng, Wen Zezong next to him. Wen Zezheng smiled without showing his teeth, and the corners of his mouth rose to a standard arc as announced by the official makeup, which seemed to be a fake business!

Photographer, “Teacher Wen, please…Be sincere and natural, otherwise it will look like a fake marriage.”

Rong Yuheng’s precisely adjusted expression was out of proportion for a moment.

He stabilized his mind, adjusted back to the original ratio, and slowly turned his head, “Are you insincere?”

Wen Zizhang was frustrated, “I’m afraid that you will think I am ugly if you laugh out of your teeth.”

Audience:…

This sounds very hypocritical!

After finally taking the photos on the marriage certificate, Wen Zezheng and Rong Yuheng finally relaxed and took them to the registration window.

Wen Zezhen stretched out his hand to rub his face for his precious hamster, and opened the blind actor massage service. “After receiving the certificate, there is an oath. Think about what we will say at that time.”

Rong Yuheng, who is lazy to think, directly moved out of their cp super talk and put it on the top, “Choose a city once, and the years are indefinite.”

Wen Zezheng, “You are not a simple copy, you are a minimal copy.”

Rong Yuheng was playing tricks, “I can’t think of it.”

Wen Zezhen held him like a pig and worm, “Well, I would like to use this life to raise you.”

Rong Yuheng watched Wen Zezhen not say a word, leaving him alone to savor.

After five or six seconds, Wen Zezheng rejected his proposal with some discomfort, “Forget it, it’s not only a simple copy, but also a bit greasy.”

Rong Yuheng nodded, “Second.”

Until the formalities were confirmed at the window, and the red book was received, the two of them were still in a free state, and their heads were full of “what to say and swear.”

The staff behind the window looked at the two people who looked like they were divorced, and they were speechless for a while: It seems that once a city is chosen is not so true.

“Do you have any oaths to say?”

“Yes!” Wen Zezhen suddenly recovered and hurriedly answered.

The staff was abruptly don’t be shocked, she stroked her heart to calm her breath, “Please speak.”

Wen Zezheng held back for a long time without thinking about it. It was imminent at this moment. He could only hold Rong Yuheng’s hand on his chest and said, “The little hamster who is the owner…”

Rong Yuheng was pulled by his claws, poking out his head, and earnestly waiting for Wen Zezheng to finish his oath.

Wen Zezhen racked his brains for half a minute, but couldn’t think of it. He had to squeeze Rong Yuheng’s claws and shake the pot with a calm expression, “It’s you.”

“…?”

Rong Yuheng squinted his eyes at Wen Zezhen for a moment, and then graciously chose not to care about it, “Just eat honey and not bitter ”

Wen Zeyao pursed his lower lip, then couldn’t help laughing. His eyes were soft and bright, and his head dropped to touch Rong Yuheng’s forehead, “Okay, you can eat all the sugar.”

Staff: …Oh day, one encounter isrio when you choose a city!

After leaving the Civil Affairs Bureau, the two stood at the door holding a red notebook.

The smooth skin reflects the sunlight, sacred and solemn. Obviously it is a thin notebook, but it seems to be heavy in the hand at this moment.

This is the proof.

Rong Yuheng was still in a trance. It seems to be an understatement than he thought, but in my heart it really feels different.

The two got into the car, and as soon as Rong Yuheng lifted the window up, Wen Zezong hugged his waist. There was a warm and wet touch from the earlobe, and a slightly excited sniff hit his cheek, raising a heat wave.

Rong Yuheng tilted his head slightly and pushed against Wen Zezhen’s chest. He couldn’t help but glance at the driver’s seat, “Don’t make trouble…” There are outsiders there.

Wen Zezhen squeezed the marriage certificate in one hand, almost pinching Xiao Hongben into a fold. His chest was up and down, his handsome face was dyed with desire, and his eyelashes were lowered to Rong Yuheng’s body.

“I got the certificate.” Wen Zezhen squeezed his throat and called to him, “Baby.”

With a move of Rong Yuheng’s throat, Wen Zezhang didn’t always call him “baby”. Only when he was in bed, he could not help but scream twice.

And when he needs to coax him to do something, or when he is afraid that he will be angry, he will make a flattering call, which is particularly numb and pokes him.

But now the sound of “baby” seems to have a different meaning.

It’s like an upright oath, and it’s like restraint in the depths of love.

Rong Yuheng inexplicably heard the feeling of deep love. He thought that if he was not a man, Wen Zezhen might be called “wife”, but he changed his name to “baby”, which was more natural and pampering than “wife”.

Rong Yuheng stretched out his hand to hold him, and whispered, “Go home first.”

…

Bang, the bedroom door was closed irritably and vigorously.

With a “clang”, Rong Yuheng’s back pressed against the door, and the two people’s bodies were tightly attached to each other. Wen Zezhen lowered his head and dropped one kiss after another.

Warm, eager, thick, lingering.

“Baby.” He yelled against Rong Yuheng’s ear, and the person in his arms gave a vague “Uh”.

“I’m your husband now.” Wen Zezhen put one hand on Rong Yuheng’s lips, his full and ruddy lips were squeezed and rubbed, revealing the small teeth behind.

Wen Zezhen’s eyes were deep and his breathing was heavy. He was pricked with excitement by the phrase “husband” in his own words. At this moment, he pressed people to death.

Rong Yuheng was wrapped in Wen Zezheng’s strong masculine aura, and Wen Zezheng’s strong thighs were still stuck in, making him unable to move at all.

Rong Yuheng was so embarrassed to hear the sound of “baby” and “husband” that he almost couldn’t stand it, but this person was still acting like a stimulus.

“Let it go, hiss…” Rong Yuheng desperately squeezed onto the door panel, trying to pull a little distance away, to prevent Wen Zezong from picking up his more obvious reaction.

Wen Zezhen was reluctant, and the thumb on his lips pushed in directly, touching the soft tip of his tongue.

“Baby, call my husband.”

Rong Yuheng was so ashamed to explode. In the past, the most shameful time was just being forced to call “brother”. This title could be called out for the time being, and he could still accept it—

But what is “husband”! He had never said this name in his mouth.

He did not speak, but Wen Zezong leaned against him.

“What did you say when you just took the oath? Be the owner of the hamster…”

“Just, just eat honey without suffering…?” Rong Yuheng looked at him in confusion, is there a problem with this?

“Isn’t it talking about eating honey? You scream, and I’ll eat it for you.”

Rong Yuheng was so dizzy after being rubbed, he subconsciously asked, “What kind of honey will you give me?”

Wen Zezheng lowered his eyes and smiled lightly, then he arched fiercely—

“Ok…!”

“Eat a lollipop.”

The author has something to say: Wen Zezhen (excited): I have been waiting for this moment for a long time, call my husband! Call her husband!

Rong Yuheng:…

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Ps. Because it has the same world background as the previous “Roommate”, the setting is also same-sex marriageable.