LIGHTNOVELONLINE ***
-Writer: (Oradge) Cosmic Emperor
-Title: (Must-Read Notice) Those who do not read this will be banned indefinitely.
Last time I wrote something as a joke, too many people called me a boomer, so I’ll keep it short.
Do not mess with the Integrated Dimensional Community Communication Channel.
Anyone trying something funny will have their planet blown away, so be aware.
There might be some thinking, 'Ah, I’m strong, so I’ll be fine’.
But well, who knows… I wouldn’t be so sure…
Anyway, mfers who think they’re hotshots can try their luck.
His short and intense notice drew a flood of comments from users.
?holy fuck LOL look at that confidence LMAOOOO
?kiyaaa! wah wah wah don’t mess with it wah wah wah~ LOLOLOLOL
?LOL he’s still a boomer tho? LMAOOO
?a joke? HAHAHAHA u mad bro? LOLLL
?typical loser moment: backtracks and says it was all a joke LOL
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?The end of the world, hoho.
?didn’t you hear him? he said he’ll bring about the end of your world LMAOO
?is this that oh so famous hypocrisy i’ve only heard about? so when you hack, you’re skilled, but when I hack, it’s a crime LOL
?HAAAHAHAH seriously tho LMAO
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?is this the comeback of the bluff artist?
?LMAOOO why u guys being like this? he even opened the Dimensional Store, so wouldn’t he be able to blow up a planet? LOLL
?ah anyway mfer said he’ll destroy a planet LMAOO
?is he telling us not to fuck around?
?is it because he’s still a newbie? seems like he doesn’t know just how many actual transcendents are lurking HAHAHAHA
?those ‘beings’ who show up from time to time LOL
Keisha Winsler, the Research Director of the Magitek Lab, sighed and closed the community window.
“Haaa….”
Her sigh was laden with complicated emotions.
What is this disgrace? Why was the Oradge bluffing about something so unbelievable?
Hacking? Seriously?
Most community users probably thought the same. No, it was obvious that they did.
What was it called again? Status Window?
Some users who went from Earth to the Otherworld reportedly acquired abilities called a ‘System’ or ‘Status Window.’ Among them were people with abilities like the current Oradge. The Integrated Dimensional Community had many rare ability users that were unheard of.
Of course, even they couldn't compare to the scale of the Oradge, who spanned all dimensions.
Anyway, she thought the Oradge was one of those ability users.
Well, that was because….
[A message from the Administrator has arrived]
-‘I-I am a third-rate… who lost to the massage chairrRRRRR!’ If you play this voice message, I’ll lift your restriction heh
A person who sends such vulgar messages couldn't possibly be that extraordinary. No, they must not be.
It was undoubtedly a momentary delusion to think, ‘What if…?’
She turned her head to look at the black, glossy massage chair. Her eyes shook as if caught in a storm when she looked at the massage chair placed in the center.
M-Maybe just for a little bit?
She was startled by her own unintended thoughts.
“E-Eut…!”
In fact, losing(?) to the massage chair didn't matter at all.
The condition was to handle her role as a Bluadge well. If she did, he said he would take her words seriously.
Still, he calls himself an emperor. So he wouldn't break his promise, right?
As such, the massage chair was just a trivial wager.
Have you used this before? Would you still have the same attitude after using this?
It must have been a provocation based on such lowly mentality!
W-Who said I would lose?
She picked up the cup on the table and took a sip.
The 'Zero Coffee,' which was recently a hot topic in the Integrated Dimensional Community, was in the cup. ‘Zero Coffee’ could only be purchased by users with VIP3 Grade or higher.
She had spent a staggering 10 million points to achieve VIP4 Grade and had 70 million Karma points.
It was a perfect drink for her, who couldn't drink regular coffee due to insomnia. A perfect awakening drink without any side effects, with great taste to boot.
Her heavy head felt lighter and her previously blurred mind started to clear up.
“Haaa….”
Until just a few days ago, she had lived well without the help of such drinks.
But even with the awakening drink, something still felt off.
Even though it was Zero Coffee at the VIP4 Grade, it wasn't a miracle drink that restored the body, after all.
“Ha.”
She kept sighing. It was inevitable.
Her body had already tasted a perfect condition void of insomnia.
That comfort and relief.
The sensation of melting away the fatigue accumulated over the day and revitalizing a body strained by stress. The sense of vitality, as if she had returned to her energetic childhood, was unforgettable. Even the most brief use had significantly improved her quality of life.
The gap was so vast that she had to drink Zero Coffee to barely get by without using the massage chair.
And to be fair, relying on Zero Coffee alone could already be considered a loss….
She looked at the massage chair with wary eyes.
It was a truly dangerous item. Just one use made it akin to a swamp she couldn't escape.
It was an object that gave a vague fear that it might significantly influence her from deep within her subconscious, thus making her no longer herself.
Moreover, it supports various… modes…
Her ears turned red.
While lost in these infinite thoughts about the massage chair, she was pulled out of it by someone’s visit.
“Director! The Crown Prince is visi….”
“Move aside!”
Bang-
The door to the lab opened roughly, as a handsome blond man pushed the researcher aside and entered.
“Hmm….”
The Crown Prince, wearing a black shirt embroidered with gold threads, looked around the lab and frowned.
“This place is still as dirty as always….”
“….”
Keisha’s mind snapped to attention at the Crown Prince’s irritable voice.
The air felt heavy with the Crown Prince's displeasure.
Putting aside his status, the Crown Prince was also a prominent figure as a mage. A genius who reached the 7th Circle at less than 30 years old.
It was natural for the mana around him to fluctuate according to his emotions.
However, she didn’t cower.
“I didn’t expect an uninvited guest to show up, after all.”
“Well, you should always keep it tidy regardless, shouldn’t you?”
“I have too much work to concern myself with that.”
She responded grumpily.
Though the Crown Prince had a hot-tempered and aggressive nature, and they had politically clashed before, they were now in the same boat.
As such, there was no need for her to tremble in fear.
And she was also in a position where she couldn’t be treated lightly as the leading figure in Magitek.
“What is that?”
The Crown Prince pointed sharply at the massage chair.
“….”
Keisha’s mind went blank at his question.
What should she say?
A massage chair?
What should she say if he asks where it came from?
Her mind was racing.
Although they were temporarily allied due to political interests, he was someone she had fiercely contested over the existence of Magitek.
He wasn't someone she could show weakness to easily.
However, before she could make any excuses, the Crown Prince approached and sat down on it.
“T-That’s for prisoner interrogation and research on confessi…!”
“Mmm.”
Rumble-
That shameless bastard of a massage chair started operating and massaging even with another person sitting on it.
“….”
She thought saying it was an interrogation device would divert his attention, but it seemed too late.
“Mmm…”
Whirr- rumble-
The Crown Prince’s constantly frowning brow smoothed out.
“Mm…. It seems we now provide such high-class services to prisoners.”
The Crown Prince’s mouth twisted into a smirk. He realized it was a poorly made-up lie. It was undoubtedly a sarcastic remark.
“….”
“….”
Whirr-whirr-
The Crown Prince's face twitched. She could tell he was struggling to maintain his expression as his facial muscles relaxed.
“Did I give too much budget? Who knew you were secretly developing something like this.”
“...It is not like that. It has nothing to do with the budget.”
Her face turned red with frustration.
“Is that so? Anyway, it seems to work great. I should….”
“That is not possible.”
“What?”
“At any rate, it is not possible. It is mine.”
“No, I am not trying to take yours. I am trying to order a new o….”
“It is handmade and came out by chance, so additional production is impossible.”
“….”
“Threatening with the budget will not work either.”
“….”
The Crown Prince looked at her with a face of disbelief.
Is she crazy? I always thought she wasn't normal, but does she expect me to believe that now? It’s not like I asked for something extraordinary… Well, I mean, this item is amazing, but… still? The Crown Prince glared at her sharply.
However, there was no sign of her backing down. Just like when she had opposed his plans to abolish Magitek.
He wanted to retort to her unreasonable insistence, but…
Rumble- whirr- crack- whirr-
“Mmmm….”
He suddenly felt weary. The tough tasks and palace intrigues were wearing him out, so he felt his mind and body relaxing.
…Well, this isn’t why I came here anyway.
Still, as someone who is in partnership with her, I should at least be able to get one…. The Crown Prince’s expression changed comically.
“Uh, um….”
And her complicated expression as she looked at him was no /genesisforsaken