The Legend of a Thousand Nights of Konoha

Chapter 537 Arranged Marriage
Jilai also saw Tsunade coming, and hurried out to drive away those who wanted to give gifts.

"Huh? Jiraiya, why are you here?"

Jiraiya's whole body froze suddenly, like a robot lacking lubricating oil.

"The... that... I..."

Before he could finish speaking, Tsunade impatiently waved away people like a fly.

"Okay, okay, shut up."

Ji Laiya was suddenly shrouded in shadow, and looked at Qianye in a state of bewilderment.

Qianye smiled and hooked his fingers at Zilai.

"Eldest son, let's go! Enter the house!"

Tsunade didn't know why and was looking for something in the yard.

"Second can walk?"

But apart from a pile of presents in the yard, there is only Zi Lai Ye left, and why is Zi Lai Ye walking into the house like this?
Didn't my wife just drive him away?

Why is this guy so shameless?
I don't know if my wife is in a bad mood?
Besides, why is Qianye smiling at him?
Isn't the relationship between the two very stiff?
Something's wrong, why is Qianye looking at Jiraiya with a kind of kindness in his eyes?

Tsunade was pushed into the room by Qianye in such a ignorant manner.

Jiraiya ran over to pour tea graciously, then sat across from Tsunade.

Looking at Tsunade on the opposite side, Zilai also thought about it, and stepped back again. After feeling that the distance was safe enough, he looked at Qianye with anticipation and a little bit of fear.

No matter how slow Tsunade's reaction was, he could feel the strange atmosphere in the room.

But no matter how she tasted it, she couldn't figure out what was wrong.

"emmmm..."

Qianye smacked his lips, this matter is really a bit uncomfortable to talk about.

"emmmm..."

Tsunade couldn't take it anymore, and a bad premonition arose spontaneously.

This kid Qianye has always been shameless, and if he can't talk about it, it will definitely not be a good thing.

Thinking of this, Tsunade immediately got up and wanted to run, but under Qianye's nose, even two Tsunade couldn't run.

The one who was pinned on the floor by Qianye looked at Qianye warily.

"Brat, what do you want to do with you!?"

"Snapped!"

Qianye lit a cigarette and smoked it unhurriedly. He was in a hurry, but he didn't dare to say anything, so he could only quietly bow to the side.

Jiraiya really went all out for his lifelong event!
This is not like being someone's son, it is simply a gift for phone bills, and it is not as good as a gift.

Smoked a cigarette, Qianye crushed the end of the cigarette, and then opened his mouth unhurriedly.

"That... the day after tomorrow is pretty good, and it happens that the first generation and the second generation are also here, and I can give you a testimony..."

Qianye dragged his voice on purpose, admiring Tsunade's frightened expression.

witness?

What testimony?
Tsunade's bad premonition is getting stronger and stronger!

"Even if your marriage is arranged, the day after tomorrow will be a rare and good day, don't you think it's Zilai?"

Ji Lai Ye hurriedly nodded and echoed: "Yes yes yes... It's definitely a good day that couldn't be better!"

"Jiraiya, you want to die, don't you, shut up now!"

After drinking Ziraiya, Tsunade turned his head to look at Qianye again: "Stinky boy, your brain was broken by the Sage of the Six Paths, right? Erxiao can't even speak, so you let my old lady marry him ? My old lady wants to go out and wander around the world, and make money!"

Tsunade said this as if he would really be able to marry when Er Xiao grows up...

"Cough cough!"

Qianye carefully managed his expression, making himself look more serious.

"I'm not joking with you, nor discussing with you, this is a notice! Besides, the person you are marrying is not Erxiao, but his elder brother, our little Zilaiye."

Ji Lai also made himself as cute as possible compared to a scissorhands at the right time.

"Nani? Kojiraiya!?"

Tsunade was stunned.

"Right, don't care if it's your own or adopted, they are all my children anyway, and you will marry whoever you marry, that's the deal!"

Qianye settled the matter without any explanation, and then he got up and left.

Tsunade, who was left in a dazed state, and Jiraiya, who was constantly rubbing his hands, stared at each other with big eyes.

Soon after...

Tsunade gradually came to his senses.

Jilai also realized that he was in a very dangerous situation now.

"Qian... Qianye, where have you been? Come back, Xiao Gang... don't be impulsive, you... listen to me and explain to you! I really didn't know about this at first! "

Tsunade 'gabagaba' exuding raging anger squeezed his fists and walked towards Jiraiya little by little.

"Little Ziraiya! Do you think I will believe what you say?"

"Xiao Gang, listen to me explain to you, this... I can really explain this, don't be impulsive, okay? Since... since it's fate... then let's accept it, okay?"

"Ha ha ha ha ha……"

Tsunade's laughter made Jiraiya feel the breath of death!

"Ah--help!! Stop hitting, if you hit again, you will die! Ah--is there anyone who can come and save me--"

"Ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping... DuangDuangDuang..."

Qianye's house was shaking...

Jiraiya climbed out of the roof again and again, but was dragged back again and again by Tsunade.

Qianye, who was pretending to be pruning branches in the yard, just watched the pain on Zilaiye's face deepening.

"Xiao Gang! Kill me! Even if you kill me, I will say it! I like you, I want to marry you! Come on! Kill me! As long as I don't die, I will like you!"

The sturdy Tsunade suddenly stopped her atrocities, and looked at Jiraiya who was beaten to the point of losing her figure in a daze.

Jiraiya, who only managed to open a slit in his left eye, stared at Tsunade as if he was dying!

The expression on Tsunade's face changed from ferocious to sluggish to stiff, and he didn't know whether to hit Jiraiya's face with his raised fist or retract it.

In the end, Tsunade's face turned red, he stomped his feet, turned around and ran out.

"call--"

Jiraiya collapsed to the ground and let out a long breath.

"It's good to be alive..."

Qianye walked over slowly and kicked Jiraiya's wound.

"Hiss——pain, pain..."

"Congratulations, old pervert, but I guess you may have to say goodbye to your voyeurism in the future."

"Hey hey hey..."

Jilai also seemed to have forgotten the pain, and kept giggling.

That afternoon, on the streets of Muye Village, a man with a black nose and a swollen face was beaten so hard that even his own mother couldn't recognize him. Crazy people shouted everywhere that they were getting married.

Just after the fight, Naruto and Er Zhuzi, who were also bruised and swollen, walked down the street supporting each other.

Suddenly a person jumped over, held Naruto's face in his arms and kissed him hard.

"Little Naruto, I'm getting married, it's great, I'm getting married!"

Before Naruto could react, that lunatic had already run away...

"Ah—who is that? Pooh! I'm going to kill him!"

Naruto put down the two pillars and chased after him.

(End of this chapter)