The Lame Daoist Priest

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After eating, I went back to my room and said that there are too many supernatural phenomena in this world! It was just the little ghost that tossed me to death. How powerful is the octopus as a thousand-year-old ghost? Time to make up for the lesson! So I took out the dictionary of traditional characters from the schoolbag, and took out “The Records of Niu Men’s Descendants in the Dynasties”, and translated them word by word and sentence by sentence, and then put them into simplified Chinese characters and put them in a new note.

I originally thought that the records inside were all bragging, what nine-tailed fox demon, millennium zombie king, corpse evil, evil spirit. After going through the things just now, I felt that all the things recorded in this book should be real people, and I decided to write the duel between me and the devil just now in the “Numen Records of the Past”! This is a thrilling battle! Of course, I have to write bravely, for example, what I bit my finger, and drew a big dipper Qiongchun brother Feng sister drop demon rune! A trick to disperse the ghost’s soul! Blowing, any future generations do not know if it is true or false, thinking of this, I can not help but laugh wretchedly.

A voice interrupted my obscenity: “What are you laughing at?”

I hurriedly put away my smile and said in a real way: “Nothing, just find the book very interesting, the seniors can call the monster crying dad crying mother, ca n’t wait to kneel on the ground and shout: Dad, do n’t fight! I am your lost son for many years what!”

Diaoyu looked at the dictionary of traditional characters on the table, and the simplified Chinese notes I organized, and nodded slightly, and asked, “How do you provoke ghosts? Also, what about Chengyingjian?”

So far, I can’t tell the truth, so I told the story after 15 to 10. Daiyu nodded and said: “It turned out to be a grudge, did the girl ever have a miscarriage?”

The phrase octopus makes me unhappy, but I like Xiaohui very much. Besides, Xiaohui doesn’t seem to be the kind of casual girl. How could she have had an abortion at such a young age? So I asked, “Why do you say that?”

The fish explained: “What people look like when they die, what ghosts look like. Of course, ghosts with high lines can change their appearance, just like me. And ghosts are divided into normal ghosts and grudges, normal ghosts. There is no way to do it, and it will be sucked into the nether three days after death, and the grudge will not be subject to this restriction, and it can also be practiced. As for the grudge, it is the worst strength of the grudge. The condition is that it has not been born yet , Was aborted, or died right after birth, complaining babies usually haunt their biological mothers, because they resent their mothers, so I guess, your classmates have miscarried. But what is going on, or wait for me tomorrow Ask the complaining baby. “

I flustered: “Personally? Heroine, do you mean, you helped Xiaohui get rid of that grudge?”

“Well, although I’m recovering from injury now, I don’t want to do it. But it’s just a complaining baby, and it’s okay to solve it, not to mention if you don’t solve the complaining baby, you won’t get back Chengyingjian to concentrate on cultivation.

I was relieved when I heard the fish said to help me, and I said Xiaohui was saved this time, but. . . Shouldn’t Xiaohui really have an abortion? After all, after so many years of separation, I don’t know her situation well. Forget it, don’t want this anymore. I asked the octopus curiously: “Women, what the **** are you?”

The fish said: “You turn the” Records of Niu Men’s Descendants “to the seventh-to-last page, which records the 100 most difficult ghosts to deal with. The ranking is in order, and I rank 35.”

The 100 most difficult ghosts to deal with? Ribbon fish at 35? It’s too bullish! I found the 35th place in the leaderboard and compared it with the Traditional Chinese Dictionary.

Xuanyin Charm: The formation conditions are extremely difficult. The deceased needs a woman with a yellow flower. Before death, he has great resentment. After death, he is buried in a place with extremely heavy qi. . Because this monster has great resentment during his lifetime, it will kill people indiscriminately. Once this monster is repaired to more than nine Jiazi, its skill will increase greatly! Strength can be increased to the top 20! At that time, you can kill people in a village in the blink of an eye, and use it when the weather is not ready. . . Kill it.

This place was actually crossed out with a pen! It seems that the old liar did it. He didn’t want others to know how to deal with the heroine. It is 60 years for Yijiazi, and 540 years for Jiujiazi, and the octopus has been dead for a thousand years, that is to say, her cultivation behavior may have broken through Jiujiazi! The terror that can be ranked in the top 20! So what hurt her? !

I asked Ribbonfish: “Women, what exactly hurt you?”

The octopus said softly, “You are not qualified to know now. Well, I’m gone. I’ll wake you up at four tomorrow morning.”

“Wait for the heroine.” I stopped her: “When will I run with the sandbags to learn Taoism?”

The ribbon fish replied: “The demon needs agile skill, strong body, unyielding will. When you can wear a 40 kg sandbag and walk vigorously, I will teach you Taoism.” After that, it disappeared out of thin air.

I fooled my homework, and then put my energy into “The Record of Niu Men’s Demon in the Past”, which was translated word by word. The records here are like ghost stories, but they also detail the characteristics of some ghosts and the methods of surrender.

This book is very thick. If you want to fully translate, it is estimated that it will take a year and a half. I translated two pages and found that it was nine o’clock, so I turned off the light and went to bed. But before going to bed, I set an alarm clock at three o’clock in the morning. From tomorrow on, I will over-fulfill the task given to me by the fish! So I have to get up an hour early.

At three o’clock the next morning, I was woken up by the alarm clock and got up unwillingly. Simply wash it, get dressed, tie sandbags, and go downstairs for a jog.

Due to the excessive exercise yesterday, the muscles in my legs hurt a lot, but I am not ready to cultivate, not to mention the female heroes will not give me this opportunity. So I ran around, panting, tired like a dead dog. But although I was tired, I didn’t stop for a moment, and when I was tired, I walked for a while.

I do n’t know how long I ran, and the woman suddenly appeared beside me, looking at me with sweat, and said with satisfaction: “Yes, very good, as long as you work hard, you can quickly learn something, see The master has chosen you as an apprentice, and there is no wrong person. But your body can’t help tossing like this, and it will collapse in a few days. “

I tightened my chrysanthemum, stopped, and looked at the octopus breathlessly, but was tired and speechless.

The ribbon fish comforted: “Don’t be afraid, just look for something good and make up your body. Give it to me. In addition, at six o’clock tonight, I will go to your school to find you and help you Solve the grievances. “After she finished, she disappeared again out of thin air, almost without a shadow, without a trace, when will the head be so fierce. . .

The time soon arrived at night.

I gritted my teeth this morning, I just walked ten kilometers, and it took four hours. My mother looked tired at my pale complexion, sweating and told me to take me to a mental hospital. I’m so happy to say that she finally believed that I just wanted to exercise, not suicide.

At five fifty, we will leave school on time. But the woman said, only came to me when it was six o’clock. So I made an excuse and told Xiaohui to wait for me for a while, I packed up and sent her home.

Xiaohui said: “Don’t worry about it, Xiaolong, I’ve always sent me home in the past few days. I’m embarrassed. I really don’t need to send me, I just walked back.”

I said, “Xiaohui, you are out of here, right? You are a girl. It’s too dangerous to be so late. I don’t worry about you. Besides, my house is also very close. With that in mind, I pretended to pack things and delay time.

At this time, Xia Chaoran came over and said to Xiaohui: “Classmate Zhou Huiqing, haven’t you left yet?”

“Yes, I’m waiting for Xiaolong to go together.” Xiaohui was also in danger.

“Well, pay attention to safety on the road.” Xia Chaoran also said with a smile, and then looked at me: “You too, Xiaolong.” After he finished, he narrowed his eyes and walked out of the classroom.

Xiao Hui said to me: “Xia Chaoran is really good. He is a good student. He looks handsome. He also cares about his classmates.”

I am not happy with this sentence. How? This head is not handsome? A bud of impulse came into my heart, Xia Chaoran, if you continue to play Xiaohui’s idea, I will not let you succeed! If you dare to threaten me and wait for Lao Tzu to learn Taoism, order the little ghost to haunt you every day!

It didn’t take long for the woman hero to suddenly appear in front of me. I nodded slightly to her, and then said to Xiaohui: “It’s done, let’s go.”

On the way, I pretended to ask unintentionally: “Xiaohui, do you often feel inexplicably cold?”

Xiao Hui asked in surprise: “How do you know?”

I just made up an excuse: “I saw it in a book that the girl is weak. This happens. Xiaohui, when did you start this situation?”

“It’s been a long time since I was a child. It’s been like this a few times a day. It’s inexplicably cold.”

Has it been since childhood? Xiaohui has been haunted by ghosts for many years? The woman said softly on the side: “Ask her if her parents have seen this happen.” The woman’s words can only be heard by me, and Xiaohui can’t hear it, otherwise the woman will show up, it is estimated that Hui will be directly scared.

Xiaohui said that her parents occasionally have this situation.

Both the woman and I were in deep thought. For a while, there was some cold talk between me and Xiaohui, so I found a topic: “Xiaohui, I read a book recently, it’s very interesting, there is a Simon in it … Ah just blowing snow! Right! Ximen blowing snow Martial arts are strong! “I was frightened with cold sweat, because I was just thinking about it, I almost talked about the fact that I had seen Jin Ping Mei.

“Xiaolong, you like martial arts novels.”

“Ah, haha, yes, I like martial arts.” I quickly agreed.

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