LIGHTNOVELONLINE Chapter 32
Chapter 32 Biyang’S, What Are You Looking At! (Kneeling And Begging For A Flower Evaluation Ticket)
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Several plates of shabu-shabu.
Plus fish balls, crab sticks, green vegetables noodles.
When I came to such a meal late at night, the people who ate it were sweating profusely and exclaiming with joy.
Whim.
Lu Xiaosu shouted at the waiter, “Here’s a bottle of beer!”
Su Ming kindly persuaded him: “It is not recommended to drink alcohol, it will cause an accident after drinking.”
This sentence aroused the curiosity of Lu Xiaosu: “What will happen?”
“Too much urine.”
“???”
Lu Xiaosu subconsciously thought about the last time he wetted the bed and was discovered by this little brat.
His face turned red.
Lu Xiaosu changed the subject with a guilty conscience: “Brother, are you visiting Sanya?”
“Yes.”
The two chatted about each other.
“You came alone?”
“Of course not, and my parents and my mother, plus a dog.”
“What about your parents?”
Su Ming said calmly: “They forgot about me, and there was a car accident when I went back.”
Lu Xiaosu couldn’t believe his ears: “Your parents were in a car accident, how can you still be so calm?”
Su Ming took a mouthful of noodles and said indifferently: “Since the Guji people have their own good looks, my parents are definitely fine.”
Lu Xiaosu was stunned by this answer.
“biological?”
“Wrong, it was sent for the phone bill.”
“You have such a big heart!”
“Thank you for the compliment!”
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Down a few beers.
With less than half a bottle, Lu Xiaosu has already started to go up.
She put her arms around Su Ming and asked, “Brother, where is your hometown?”
Su Ming broke free from her arms in disgust: “Northeast.”
Lu Xiaosu’s eyes lit up: “I’m going to travel in the Northeast next month. Can you teach my sister how to greet the locals when you arrive in the Northeast?”
“no problem.”
Hearing this, Su Ming put down his chopsticks.
Think for a moment.
He smiled slightly and said seriously: “In our northeast, when we meet and greet, we don’t say hello, but what are you looking at?”
“Note, when you speak, you must lift your neck and look directly at each other.”
Su Ming personally demonstrated: “If the other party says that he is looking at you, he is also saying hello to you.”
“At this time, you said to have a try…”
Lu Xiaosu believed it to be true.
“Can I teach you a few commonly used Northeastern dialects?”
Su Ming said “kindly”:
“In our northeast, when you see an old man, you must call him ‘Lao Deng’, which is polite and respectful.”
“‘Biyang’s’, these three words are to praise a person’s skin like jasper and a sunny personality.”
“‘Shan Pao’ means to describe a handsome guy, to praise him for his handsome looks.”
“‘Tiger Beep’ is to praise a person for being brave and like a warrior.”
“By the way, if you have a friend from Northeast China who is kind and self-disciplined, then you can praise him as ‘good discipline’.”
Su Ming gushed endlessly and said a lot in one breath.
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The Northeast audience in Lu Xiaosu’s live broadcast room were laughing like crazy!
——【Hahaha, what Su Ming taught is right, these are all polite expressions in our Northeast! 】
——[Yes, let me add a few words, compliment a person’s humor, and say to him, ‘You are so stupid’! 】
——[(smiles) During the Chinese New Year, you must say, “I will punish you all”, which means that I am very happy to meet you. 】
——[‘Qideng’, to describe a person who is very enthusiastic and willing to help others! 】
——[‘Urine sex’, complimenting a person is awesome! (thumbs)]
——[‘Three whistles and six whistles’ means that a person is very talented and can play a variety of musical instruments. (dog head)]
——[Learn these words, you will not have to worry about having no friends in the Northeast! 】
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Su Ming made a fool of himself.
As he said, Lu Xiaosu studied hard.
For these “polite words”, the big stupid girl is convinced.
At this time.
Su Ming suddenly thought of something, and suddenly asked, “Do you have a medical insurance card?”
Lu Xiaosu was taken aback: “Yes, what’s wrong?”
Su Ming was relieved and waved his hand: “It’s okay, I’ll just ask, if you have it, learn what I taught you, and you will use it when you get to the Northeast.”
“???”
Lu Xiaosu was confused.
“and also.”
Su Ming added: “There is a speciality in our northeast, and I highly recommend you to try it when the time comes.”
“What?”
Lu Xiaosu became more and more curious.
Su Ming smiled mysteriously: “The iron railings in the northeast.”
Lu Xiaosu was a little stunned: “That thing is also considered a feature?”
“Or say you have long hair and short knowledge.”
Su Ming said solemnly: “In winter, the iron railings in the northeast are sweet.”
“Is there such a thing?”
Lu Xiaosu thought it was amazing: “Then I must try it!”
She was full of joy, and even couldn’t wait to find someone from the Northeast to have a warm conversation with him.
Exactly at this time.
The conversations of several guests at the next table came over.
“Damn it”, “It’s useless to clean up”, “I have an old sister”.
Judging from the dialogue, these people should all be from the Northeast.
Lu Xiaosu looked around and noticed that one of the little big brothers was quite handsome.
So she had the idea to strike up a conversation.
With the strength of the wine, Lu Xiaosu got up and walked to the other side.
Greetings with the “polite expressions” I just learned:
“Hi, Mountain Cannon.”
The little big brother turned around and looked surprised.
Lu Xiaosu didn’t realize that something was wrong, but continued to say hello: “Biyang’s, what are you looking at?”
Su Ming: “Pfft!!!”
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