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Chapter 11 The Daily Life of a Shit Shovel Officer
Chapter 11 The Daily Life of a Shit Shovel Officer
"Little slave, do you still have the meat you just roasted? If you still have any, quickly take it out to honor the master. If you don't see it, the king will be starved and thin!"
Ju Hua's complaints interrupted Li Yuan's thoughts, and brought him back to his senses. He looked at Ju Hua's arrogant look, who obviously wanted to eat it, but tried to pretend not to care.
Li Yuan couldn't help but think that if this soul beast wanted to keep him, it wouldn't be because he wanted him to be his chef!
This is too unlucky, other pig's feet have mastered cooking skills to pick up girls, but look at yourself, but you have to succumb to the lust of a soul beast and cook for it.
I am not Tang San, I can talk to spirit beasts, besides, I don't know whether this orange flower is male or female!
Anyway, the voice sounds quite neutral. By the way, if the soul beast turns into a human, how will the gender be chosen? Could it be male or female?
The soul of gossip in Li Yuan's heart began to burn, but he didn't dare to ask Ju Hua this question, for fear that the other party would become angry and swallow him in one gulp.
"No more, the rest of the barbecue was snatched away by that bad old man just now!"
Although he kept complaining in his heart, on the bright side, Li Yuan looked cute and patient. In front of a soul beast that was 9 years old and close to 10 years old, Li Yuan really didn't dare to play tricks.
"Is that so." Orange Blossom looked obviously disappointed, but soon, the orange cat cheered up again.
"Little servant, you are here waiting for my lord. My lord will come whenever he goes. If you dare to run away, I will eat you."
After finishing the harsh words, Ju Hua suddenly jumped up from Li Yuan's shoulders, but instead of landing on the ground, she stood out of nothing.
Immediately afterwards, its figure flickered and then disappeared.
This is, gone?
Seeing the figure of the orange cat disappear, while Li Yuan breathed a sigh of relief, he couldn't help thinking about a question, what should he do now?
run away?
If it is caught by orange blossoms, will it be eaten?
But if you don't run away, getting along with such a nearly 10-year-old soul beast will be a bit stressful!
Fortunately, soon, Li Yuan didn't have to worry about this problem, because after only a minute or two, the figure of Orange Blossom had reappeared.
When its figure reappeared, it was no longer the petite and cute look in the middle, but turned into a giant beast like a hill.
Of course, this is not the point. The point is that at this moment, there is a giant wild boar that is not much different in size from the orange blossom.
Compared with this wild boar, the one that Li Yuan hunted before is simply a little piggy that hasn't grown up yet, there is no comparison between the two.
Looking at the wild boar with an obviously abnormal shape, Li Yuan still didn't understand why this wild boar was definitely not a normal beast, but a soul beast. Moreover, it was at least a thousand-year soul beast. As for whether it had reached ten thousand years , Li Yuan is not sure.
Anyway, in Li Yuan's opinion, if he faced this wild boar one-on-one, he probably couldn't beat it, and even escaping would take a lot of effort.
Seeing that Ju Hua had dealt with such a dangerous soul beast so easily, Li Yuan also completely put out the idea of running away.
The strength gap between the two sides is too great, and Juhua is still a cat-type soul beast that is good at speed. If he escapes, he will probably be caught by it within a few minutes.
Forget it, it's not a big deal to be a chef for this orange cat, it's a cat!I myself want to keep a pet, isn't it just right now!
It's just that this pet's strength is a bit too strong, and he has never been clear about his own position, thinking that he is the master.
Speaking of it, this is also a very normal thing. Under normal circumstances, cats always feel that they are the master. As a human being, I can't care so much about cats.
Carrying forward Ah Q's spirit and using the spiritual victory method, Li Yuan finally adjusted his mentality, so he began to barbecue again under the watchful eyes of Ju Hua.
Although the old man Dugu Bo walked away with the barbecue that Li Yuan had baked, he still didn't take the grill with him. After a while, Li Yuan took care of the huge wild boar soul beast and put it on the table. It was divided into pieces, and the grilling operation was restarted.
At the beginning, Li Yuan still felt that even if an orange cat is a 9-year soul beast, it is a cat after all, so even if it can eat, how much meat can it eat.
However, soon, Li Yuan realized that he was wrong, and the mistake was outrageous. The amount of orange blossom food was far beyond Li Yuan's estimate.
This little guy obviously doesn't look as big as Li Yuan's palm, but his stomach is like a bottomless pit. No matter how much barbecue Li Yuan roasts, this guy can finish it.
And the most unscientific thing is that its body shape has not changed a little bit, as if its stomach is connected to a dimensional space.
It took a long time for Li Yuan to finally feed Juhua and himself, and then he was so tired that he collapsed on the ground, not wanting to move.
Looking at the sky, at some point, the sky had already darkened, and the whole day passed like this, and the wild boar soul beast that was like a hill had disappeared without a trace at this moment.
Obviously, this unlucky soul beast has entered the stomachs of Li Yuan and Ju Hua.
It wasn't until this time that Ju Hua finally let out a contented purr, and then used Li Yuan as a meat pad, lying on Li Yuan's stomach, and meowed.
"Meow meow, okay! The barbecue is so delicious! Little servant, I wish I had met you sooner!"
"If I knew this, I should have received a few pets long ago!"
"Meet you earlier, and then I'll be your shit-shoveling officer!" Hearing this, Li Yuan rolled his eyes and slandered in his heart.
"By the way, little slave, you did a good job today, I'm very satisfied. When tomorrow comes, I will take you to a good place."
"There are a lot of good things in there, but unfortunately, they were snatched by that damn old man."
"But it doesn't matter. We can sneak in. Your antidote is very effective. It can actually dissolve the poison of that bad old man. In this way, we don't have to be afraid of the poison of the bad old man."
Maybe it was because of the very happy meal just now, Juhua's defense against Li Yuan has also dropped a lot, and she said while lazily lying on Li Yuan's body.
"Good place?"
"Wait, this orange cat isn't talking about Ice and Fire Yin Yang!"
ps: Mengxin asks for recommendation tickets, collections, and investment! ! !
(End of this chapter)
"Little slave, do you still have the meat you just roasted? If you still have any, quickly take it out to honor the master. If you don't see it, the king will be starved and thin!"
Ju Hua's complaints interrupted Li Yuan's thoughts, and brought him back to his senses. He looked at Ju Hua's arrogant look, who obviously wanted to eat it, but tried to pretend not to care.
Li Yuan couldn't help but think that if this soul beast wanted to keep him, it wouldn't be because he wanted him to be his chef!
This is too unlucky, other pig's feet have mastered cooking skills to pick up girls, but look at yourself, but you have to succumb to the lust of a soul beast and cook for it.
I am not Tang San, I can talk to spirit beasts, besides, I don't know whether this orange flower is male or female!
Anyway, the voice sounds quite neutral. By the way, if the soul beast turns into a human, how will the gender be chosen? Could it be male or female?
The soul of gossip in Li Yuan's heart began to burn, but he didn't dare to ask Ju Hua this question, for fear that the other party would become angry and swallow him in one gulp.
"No more, the rest of the barbecue was snatched away by that bad old man just now!"
Although he kept complaining in his heart, on the bright side, Li Yuan looked cute and patient. In front of a soul beast that was 9 years old and close to 10 years old, Li Yuan really didn't dare to play tricks.
"Is that so." Orange Blossom looked obviously disappointed, but soon, the orange cat cheered up again.
"Little servant, you are here waiting for my lord. My lord will come whenever he goes. If you dare to run away, I will eat you."
After finishing the harsh words, Ju Hua suddenly jumped up from Li Yuan's shoulders, but instead of landing on the ground, she stood out of nothing.
Immediately afterwards, its figure flickered and then disappeared.
This is, gone?
Seeing the figure of the orange cat disappear, while Li Yuan breathed a sigh of relief, he couldn't help thinking about a question, what should he do now?
run away?
If it is caught by orange blossoms, will it be eaten?
But if you don't run away, getting along with such a nearly 10-year-old soul beast will be a bit stressful!
Fortunately, soon, Li Yuan didn't have to worry about this problem, because after only a minute or two, the figure of Orange Blossom had reappeared.
When its figure reappeared, it was no longer the petite and cute look in the middle, but turned into a giant beast like a hill.
Of course, this is not the point. The point is that at this moment, there is a giant wild boar that is not much different in size from the orange blossom.
Compared with this wild boar, the one that Li Yuan hunted before is simply a little piggy that hasn't grown up yet, there is no comparison between the two.
Looking at the wild boar with an obviously abnormal shape, Li Yuan still didn't understand why this wild boar was definitely not a normal beast, but a soul beast. Moreover, it was at least a thousand-year soul beast. As for whether it had reached ten thousand years , Li Yuan is not sure.
Anyway, in Li Yuan's opinion, if he faced this wild boar one-on-one, he probably couldn't beat it, and even escaping would take a lot of effort.
Seeing that Ju Hua had dealt with such a dangerous soul beast so easily, Li Yuan also completely put out the idea of running away.
The strength gap between the two sides is too great, and Juhua is still a cat-type soul beast that is good at speed. If he escapes, he will probably be caught by it within a few minutes.
Forget it, it's not a big deal to be a chef for this orange cat, it's a cat!I myself want to keep a pet, isn't it just right now!
It's just that this pet's strength is a bit too strong, and he has never been clear about his own position, thinking that he is the master.
Speaking of it, this is also a very normal thing. Under normal circumstances, cats always feel that they are the master. As a human being, I can't care so much about cats.
Carrying forward Ah Q's spirit and using the spiritual victory method, Li Yuan finally adjusted his mentality, so he began to barbecue again under the watchful eyes of Ju Hua.
Although the old man Dugu Bo walked away with the barbecue that Li Yuan had baked, he still didn't take the grill with him. After a while, Li Yuan took care of the huge wild boar soul beast and put it on the table. It was divided into pieces, and the grilling operation was restarted.
At the beginning, Li Yuan still felt that even if an orange cat is a 9-year soul beast, it is a cat after all, so even if it can eat, how much meat can it eat.
However, soon, Li Yuan realized that he was wrong, and the mistake was outrageous. The amount of orange blossom food was far beyond Li Yuan's estimate.
This little guy obviously doesn't look as big as Li Yuan's palm, but his stomach is like a bottomless pit. No matter how much barbecue Li Yuan roasts, this guy can finish it.
And the most unscientific thing is that its body shape has not changed a little bit, as if its stomach is connected to a dimensional space.
It took a long time for Li Yuan to finally feed Juhua and himself, and then he was so tired that he collapsed on the ground, not wanting to move.
Looking at the sky, at some point, the sky had already darkened, and the whole day passed like this, and the wild boar soul beast that was like a hill had disappeared without a trace at this moment.
Obviously, this unlucky soul beast has entered the stomachs of Li Yuan and Ju Hua.
It wasn't until this time that Ju Hua finally let out a contented purr, and then used Li Yuan as a meat pad, lying on Li Yuan's stomach, and meowed.
"Meow meow, okay! The barbecue is so delicious! Little servant, I wish I had met you sooner!"
"If I knew this, I should have received a few pets long ago!"
"Meet you earlier, and then I'll be your shit-shoveling officer!" Hearing this, Li Yuan rolled his eyes and slandered in his heart.
"By the way, little slave, you did a good job today, I'm very satisfied. When tomorrow comes, I will take you to a good place."
"There are a lot of good things in there, but unfortunately, they were snatched by that damn old man."
"But it doesn't matter. We can sneak in. Your antidote is very effective. It can actually dissolve the poison of that bad old man. In this way, we don't have to be afraid of the poison of the bad old man."
Maybe it was because of the very happy meal just now, Juhua's defense against Li Yuan has also dropped a lot, and she said while lazily lying on Li Yuan's body.
"Good place?"
"Wait, this orange cat isn't talking about Ice and Fire Yin Yang!"
ps: Mengxin asks for recommendation tickets, collections, and investment! ! !
(End of this chapter)
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