Chapter 39: Old man
Ye Xuan and Xia Bing are in the kitchen.
Ye Xuan saw Xia Bing's chopped meat on the cutting board, and he felt that the knife was chopped on himself.
Xia Bing turned his head and said with cold eyes, "How about eating idle meals? Washing vegetables!"
"Oh." Ye Xuan quickly beat Xia Bing.
Xia Bing said: "Why are you with my grandma?"
Ye Xuan said the truth.
Xia Bing frowned and said, "You said my grandma had an acute myocardial infarction, how did you save her?"
Ye Xuan smiled and said: "I learned some medical skills abroad and have a certain understanding of this, but don't worry, I will prescribe a pair of Chinese medicine and let grandma take it for half a month, and it will be fine."
Xia Bing couldn't help but said in surprise: "I didn't see it, you know how to heal."
Ye Xuan started to cry again.
"Just kidding, I'm such a handsome young man and I don't have the ability. How can I be a handsome man?"
"Itchy skin?" Xia Bing raised the kitchen knife.
Ye Xuan quickly lowered his head to wash the vegetables.
Not long after, a table of delicious food appeared.
Ye Xuan sat at the dinner table, picking up vegetables for grandma.
"Grandma, come, eat a piece of meat."
Grandma was very happy and added dishes to Ye Xuan: "Xiao Xuan, you don't have a girlfriend, when are you going to talk about it?"
Ye Xuan didn't know what grandma thought.
"I have no plans for the time being, I am going to be busy with my career first."
The grandmother said, "Being busy with a career doesn't delay starting a family. You are in your twenties. What if you do nothing at the age of thirties? Also, when a girl gets older, it is dangerous to have children."
"Since you and Xiaobing are both in the orphanage, and both know the basics, you can just make do with it."
Xia Bing quickly said: "Grandma, Xiao Xuan is my brother! I won't fall in love with him."
Grandma's face sank and said, "Xiao Xuan burned high incense if you didn't dislike you, and did you pull it on? Grandma told you, I am in my eighties and I want to hold my great-grandson. Within a year, I must give birth to me. Come out, otherwise grandma won't be stunned!"
"Grandma, I..."
Grandma didn't give Xia Bing a chance to speak at all: "Xiao Xuan, what are your plans?"
Ye Xuan is about to cry, grandma, don't be like this, okay?
If I promised, Sister Six wouldn’t even be able to stab me!
"Grandma, men should put career first."
The grandmother said in a bad mood: "You are not good enough, right? My granddaughter is not good enough for you? She looks too ugly? It makes you sick?"
Ye Xuan was roaring in his heart.
Sure enough, people are mature!
You're so proficient in this hand that you have played the grand trump card!
How does he answer now? If he objected, he would admit that Xia Bing was ugly.
But if you agree, the sixth sister will take his skin off!
Good guy, this is embarrassing him.
"Grandma, the Sixth Sister is very beautiful, as beautiful as an immortal, she is the goddess of countless men's dreams..." Ye Xuan flattered him and said.
Seeing Liu Jie's expression, he knew that this flattering was a success.
Sure enough, I don’t wear anything but flattering!
The ancients do not deceive me!
The grandmother nodded and said, "It's fine if you agree! Xiaobing, I believe that Xiaoxuan is a grandson-in-law. If you don't agree to Xiaoxuan, grandma will just jump down here. After all, there is no hope of being alive."
Ye Xuan: "???"
Where did I agree?
Xia Bing: "Grandma, what age is this? You have to talk about marriage by yourself."
Grandma stood up directly: "Hey, Xiao Bing has grown up, she hates her grandma, and doesn't listen to her grandma. There is no hope for this life. Living in the world is a torture. Old man, I have come to see you..."
Grandma said and walked towards the balcony.
Ye Xuan opened his eyes wide.
Grandma, you are the real actress!
Xia Bing's eyes were moist, and she immediately grabbed her grandma's arm and said, "Grandma, did I promise you that you can't make it? Don't say that. You are the closest person to Xiaobing. What do you say, Xiaobing will do it."
Grandma held Xia Bing's hand with both hands, then led her to Ye Xuan's side, and held Ye Xuan's hand again.
Forcibly held the hands of the two people together.
Ye Xuan: "..."
Xia Bing: "..."
"You have agreed to this marriage, then it's settled! Grandma wishes you to grow old and love forever. I have turned on the recording function just now. If any of you object, it will be condemned by God. God won't let it go. Pass each other."
Two people: "..."
Grandma, this is an ancestor-level conspiracy!
Ye Xuan and Xia Bing looked at each other and didn't know what to say.
What are you going to fight with grandma now?
She is a grandmother, and she naturally stands on the moral high ground. The key is that she uses all means to achieve her goal.
Ye Xuan didn't even notice that Grandma was a ruthless person.
"Have you eaten?"
Ye Xuan and Xia Bing took advantage of the situation and broke away from grandma's hands and said, "You are ready to eat."
"Well, let's go and get a marriage certificate."
Ye Xuan's expression changed and said, "Grandma, this is not so bad!"
Xia Bing also said anxiously: "Grandma, this won't work, it's too fast."
Grandma's face sank and said, "Did you fool me just now?"
"No!" the two said in unison.
"Then go!" Grandma pulled the two with both hands at the same time.
But Xia Bing's phone rang.
She hurriedly answered, "Okay, I'll come over right away."
Xia Bing's hanging heart finally fell into his stomach.
"Grandma, look, my colleague is urging me to go there, something happened over there! We will get the marriage certificate of Ye Xuan and I when we turn around. A few days later."
Ye Xuan nodded vigorously and said, "Yes, grandma, I still have something to do, I'll leave first."
The two hurried to the door and quickly changed their shoes.
The moment Xia Bing walked out the door said: "Grandma, I have found a caregiver, and she will take care of you right away."
Cang Dang!
The moment the door closes.
The two ran into the elevator.
Both of them leaned on the elevator and kept beating their chests.
Ye Xuan said silently, "Sixth Sister, grandma has too many ideas."
Xia Bing said speechlessly: "Isn't it because of you? Otherwise, grandma is so anxious to let me and you get a marriage certificate? If I do, I will have no face to see people."
Ye Xuan curled his lips and said, "What do you mean, am I ugly?"
"Haha, what do you think? Even if you are a doctor, no matter how powerful you are, in my eyes, you will never change your teasing temperament."
Ye Xuan was speechless.
Because of this, the people in Pluto's prison said it.
Military divisions often talk about him.
Even if Pluto is as powerful as a god, your funny temperament goes deep into your bones!
You are what brings joy to people, and you are here to be funny.
Ye Xuan was helpless, no way, he was such a bohemian character.
I don't make a difference for a day, and my bones are itchy and uncomfortable.
This is also the reason why she tricks Xia Bing so often.
It feels wholesome and can be addictive.
The two walked out of the community.
Xia Bing rode on the Zhan Motor and said, "Your fifth sister is back. Go to Linghai Hotel in the evening."
Ye Xuan nodded and said, "Oula Oula."
Watching Xia Bing ride away on Zhanmo.
Ye Xuan took out a cigarette and lit it and said, "I almost became a couple with Six Sisters just now, but when I think about it, it seems a bit exciting."
"Having a baby with Sister Six, I feel a little restless thinking about it!"
Ye Xuan couldn't help but licked his lips with his tongue.