The Female Partners I Rescued All Fall In Love with Me

Chapter 54: Save The Dead Game Boss (9)

Suddenly, his feet were empty, and his body in a puffy clown suit slid forward.

With a bang, his face hit the concrete floor hard.

System: “Face to the ground, it sounds painful.”

The clown staggered to his feet, his face covered in blood, his mouth covered with bright red paint grinned open, revealing a missing front tooth.

Not funny, but scary.

Jiang Li remembered a story he read in elementary school.

The clown is an ordinary clown, he works very hard, but his performance rarely makes people laugh.

Until one day, he made a mistake on stage and fell.

It hurts, my face is full of blood, it hurts.

He thought frantically, did he screw everything up?

He looked up, but the audience laughed.

The scene in the story seems to overlap with reality. The expression of this Mr. Clown is getting more and more distorted, and the corner of his mouth almost reaches the root of his ear.

“Laugh, laugh!”

“Smile!!”

Jiang Li almost felt a trace of sadness in it, she shook her head.

This action seemed to anger the clown, he wailed and waved his hands wildly: “…why don’t you laugh, why don’t you laugh! What’s wrong with my performance!”

Jiang Li looked at him coldly and said to the system, “He’s berserk.”

System: “Host, you seem to have triggered a death condition.”

As if to confirm its words, the clown giggled: “No, no, it must not be me… I work so hard, everyone likes my performance so much, only you! It’s your problem! ”

Jiang Li thought that his arias were endless, so he stopped his words: “So you want to get rid of me who doesn’t laugh?”

The clown should be the first time to see someone who is not afraid at all, and who dares to answer, startled: “…Yes.”

The previously mysterious and terrifying atmosphere disappeared.

System: “Oh, the condition of death is not to laugh. No wonder he endured it before. If someone else saw such a terrifying scene, who would laugh.”

Although its host didn’t smile either.

The clown saw that the scene of his favorite prey crying and weeping did not appear, and he was so embarrassed that he opened his mouth: “Bear my anger! People who don’t know how to appreciate art!”

“Art?” Jiang Li sneered.

She said in her heart, “System.”

The system understood what she meant, and when the clown rushed over, a data stream appeared around Jiang Li’s right hand, and a long sword was held in her hand.

Jiang Li skillfully pulled a sword flower and easily parried the clown’s unruly attack.

“I still like to use swords.”

The clown was surprisingly angry, all the attacks were ineffective, this prey was not as easy to eat as he thought.

In Jiang Li’s beautiful and sharp sword moves, his movements are so ridiculous.

“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

He doesn’t allow, doesn’t allow himself to be a joke!

Seeing that his attack did not work, he rolled his eyes and began to swear.

“Ugly woman! A bitch/son on the street! A dog/brother…”

Yes, as long as this is the case, this woman will be in chaos, and she can…

“Theoretically speaking, it is possible, host.” Even if it is not possible, the system will make it possible.

After knowing that this is a virtual world, the advanced artificial intelligence ‘system FFF” tries to deconstruct it. Although no major changes can be made temporarily, it is easy to block a few NPCs.

The clown stopped abruptly before he let out more dirty ears.

He covered his throat, his eyes widened, filled with fear and disbelief.

How is that possible? how is this possible…

The huge body slammed down, and this time it was not a diving. He turned his face up, his expression distorted, his face was covered in blood, and even a little white paint was washed away.

Even death is hilarious.

“System.”

A plain white handkerchief appeared in Jiang Li’s hand, Jiang Li let go, and the handkerchief swayed and fell onto the clown’s face, covering the mess.

“I want others to laugh and respect, this is not a very demanding requirement.”

Jiang Li shook his head and walked forward.

She looked at the bracelet, there were three small dots on it, the brightest was her, and the remaining two must be Zuo Shu and Xiao Cai.

Go and join them.

Shortly after Jiang Li left, an orange flame ignited from the clown. Soon, the body and the veil were gone, and not a single bit of ashes were left.

…

Jiang Li quickly arrived at the little spot of light closest to her, looking up, it was a haunted house.

System: “Oh hoo.”

The bracelet can only show where teammates are, but not who they are.

Jiang Li walked in: “Let me see who is the lucky one.”

Walking into the haunted house, it was dark inside, and there was a faint green light illuminating the road ahead.

“It’s still too dark.” Jiang Li didn’t like this deliberately created atmosphere.

“Host watch me!”

A ray of warm white light floated out from Jiang Li’s chest, flying around Jiang Li like a small firefly, illuminating the surrounding environment.

Without those chaotic lights, this is just an ordinary road.

Jiang Li touched his chin and looked at this obedient little ball of light.

“System, you are…”

The little ball of light is not dazzling. If you look closely, you will find that it is a small glowing ball with small and cute hands and feet.

The little ball of light snorted and said, “I finally came out and breathed a sigh of relief, host~”

is the sound of the system.

Jiang Li will treat cute things leniently, not to mention this is her system: “It doesn’t matter, as long as you don’t get discovered.”

After all, according to the management regulations, the system cannot leave the host’s brain.

The tunnel was very quiet, only the sound of Jiang Li’s footsteps could be heard.

After walking a short straight road, there were three branches ahead, Jiang Li randomly picked one and walked forward.

“Like a labyrinth, it’s a little troublesome.” After all, the bracelet doesn’t show the road, even if she is close to the light spot, there is probably a wall between them.

It was a bit boring to walk like this, Jiang Li chatted with the system: “The clown I just met is a monster who is neither human nor ghost, what do you think there will be in this haunted house?”

Don’t look at that clown’s appearance, when it comes to ordinary people, his strength is actually enough to tear a person!

The system makes a bold guess: “Could it be a real ghost?”

“Like Sadako Gaya?”

The voice just fell, and a new voice was added to the conversation and footsteps.

“Dah, da…”

“Here…it’s a mouthful of poison…” The system said weakly.

Jiang Li listened carefully: “It’s a bit like the sound of a horse’s hoof.”

A slender figure walked out of the darkness in the distance, and the frequency of the “Da Da” sound became faster and faster.

If it was a different person, I would have panicked by now.

But now here is Jiang Li.

One person and one system stood calmly, and the slender figure quickly came to the two of them.

When they got close, Jiang Li could see the appearance of this thing, it was a monster with a horse head and a human body.

Its feet are horse hooves, and the “da da” sound just now was made by the horse’s hooves touching the ground.

The horse-head monster was shocked when she saw the bright light, and the atmosphere just now disappeared.

Jiang Li coughed and said politely, “Brother, are you playing a horse face?”

The horse-headed monster nodded.

Jiang Li bowed his hands: “Seeing is better than seeing.”

The prey is clearly not afraid.

The horse head monster is angry, the horse head monster feels despised!

.

Of course, it is more curious than scary.

Jiang Li was about to raise his sword to resist, when he heard a gunshot.

The horse-head monster’s footsteps froze. Of course, due to inertia, its body still rushed forward. Jiang Li dodged and looked up at the place where the gunshots sounded.

Half of the visitor is immersed in the shadows, with a slender figure, it should be a woman.

This scene is inexplicably familiar.

The light spot on the bracelet is getting closer.

The person walking forward, Jiang Li clenched his sword silently, she could feel that this person is a master.

Zuo Shu blurted out, “Is it you!?”

Jiang Li smiled reassuringly, and then the first sentence she said was: “Why is the muffler disturbed? The movement is strange.”

Zuo Shu: “…it doesn’t work much, and I don’t use guns often.”

Jiang Li was interrupted like this, but her heart that had nowhere to rest returned to its place.

“How is it?” Zuo Shu asked about Jiang Li’s condition when he came.

“It’s okay.” Jiang Li said about the encounter with the clown, “Relax, I’m not that vulnerable.”

Zuo Shu’s eyes darkened.

The two looked at each other for a while, and Zuo Shu said softly, “Can you make this thing go out?”

“This thing” is an innocent system.

Jiang Li was puzzled: “Huh?”

But she still told the system to stop glowing.

The surroundings darkened, because of the sudden change of light, Jiang Li’s pupils could not adapt for the time being, and those dim green fluorescences had no effect.

It was pitch black for her.

The woman’s sweet letter incense wrapped her like snow.

Jiang Li felt a soft and moist touch on his lips.