The Exorcist Detective

Chapter 1100 Deadpool’s desperate flattery



Sitting in the car, Deadpool felt a little unwilling. Why did his once beloved Xia Kaila become such a bird? Everyone wanted to kill her. In addition to the impression that Xia Kaila was a bit strong, he couldn't move when he saw other handsome guys. , has a disdain for the human race. Although she has never shown it in front of Deadpool, she is always secretly thinking about how to conquer the world. Apart from these minor problems, Xia Kela is still a very gentle and lovely wife, and the two have also There had been a very sweet time, and now the people of Xia Kaila in front of him said that the succubus in the whole city wanted to kill Xia Kaila, and he felt a little uncomfortable in his heart.

"Sir, the gentleman who is dressed like Bugs Bunny in Alice in Wonderland, but with a few less manners, no hair on his body, no hat on his head, and his head is as bald as a tortoise egg, I have something Can I ask you something?" Deadpool wanted to be as polite as possible. He is not ashamed to ask. This is what he is like. He has always been at the level of natural disasters in terms of politeness. Today, he showed his extraordinary performance and has reached the point of destruction. Heaven destroys earth level.

No succubus can endure such ridicule, but Sora is an exception. Veins bulged on his forehead. He turned to ask Li Kang next to him, "Does this clown in a mask always deserve a beating?"

Li Kang had no choice but to smile wryly and spread his hands, "Today is considered an honest day. You should really see what he looks like when he's drunk, wearing big pants with a strawberry pattern, dancing a hula dance that can give people nightmares, and there's so much in his mouth." Singing Christmas carols, I hoped that one of the angels would show mercy and take him away, but unfortunately the angels were not stupid, and they did not respond to my prayers."

When Sora heard that Deadpool was committing suicide like this on a daily basis, it was not a deliberate taunt. He responded awkwardly but politely, "Okay, if you can, please call me Sora. This is my name."

"Can I call you Lala? It would be more friendly."

"No." Sora sat up from the leather chair with a sigh and hit his head on the carport. He sat back and took a breath and said slowly, "What does little lesbian mean in Succubus? Do you call me Sora?" It’s done.”

"Oh, actually I remembered when you said that. That's what you meant when you were having sex on the surface. I didn't mean it." Deadpool cleared his throat awkwardly. It seemed that the flattery was slapped on the horse's leg and he hurriedly continued. Explain, "Actually, I didn't mean to ridicule you, and you are a man, you can't be a lesbian, right? Even though you gave a lesbian name, which exposed your inner tendency to long for Lily, it doesn't mean that you are now that is...."

Sora felt that his IQ had been seriously lowered to an indescribable level by the weirdo in front of him. If this conversation continued, it might cause indelible trauma to his spirit. He interrupted Deadpool ruthlessly, "I don't want to talk to him anymore." You're talking nonsense, I'll limit you to three sentences and ask the questions you want to ask, otherwise I won't say another word to you."

"Wow... You're really brave," Deadpool obviously didn't understand that Sola was serious, and was still flattering him alone, "You are the most courageous person I know... .No, Doctor Doom seems to be more powerful...Then second...No, Magneto seems to be more powerful...Third...Captain America is also very powerful...Fourth ....By the way, there is also Thanos, you can only shoot the Hulk...Red Tank...I'll do the math, maybe you can be ranked in the top ten."

Sola's scalp felt numb. He really regretted that he had asked him to say three more sentences before, so he should have bitten him to death. He didn't let him talk any more nonsense. He was disgusted by him again with the content of two sentences. Sola's face

The color changed many times in a row like a colorful rainbow. Unable to bear it, Sola raised a finger and said, "There is one last sentence, let's see if you still want to waste it on nonsense."

Deadpool bit his tongue and stopped what he was going to say. After holding it in for a while, he said, "Okay, I just want to ask, shouldn't you be loyal to the Queen? In the earthly world, everyone will usually be loyal to the Queen. , why do you all want to kill her?"

Sora endured it for a while, but still laughed loudly, "Hahahaha... The Queen is just a person who lives in the palace. When something big happens, she is used as a large sacrifice to the Goddess of Chaos. Just be loyal to her. My queen is on fire across the street, and I won’t go up and pee to help her. The only thing I am loyal to is profit, and killing her now can bring me a lot of profits. Do you understand, everything is business."

The other two people in the car nodded in agreement. In fact, Deadpool also understood, but caring was confusing. He licked his lips and wanted to continue talking, but Li Kang gave him a look and he had to shut his mouth and stop talking.

The flying car came to the top of the Golden Bird family's pyramid, and two patrols discovered them. The guards riding snake dragons came to both sides of the flying car. The captain recognized that it was the flying car of the mercenary leader. For some reason, Kai Mistress Rui attaches great importance to this humble man and often meets with him unexpectedly. You have to know how many nobles spend a lot of money every day in this city of Shengbei, just hoping to have the opportunity to see Mistress Kerry and meet Kerry. Mistress, it means that at least in some aspects, she can enter the eyes of the greatest succubus. After returning, her worth will definitely double, and her status in the clan will be significantly improved.

The other matrons also hope to see her and get her support. Although everyone knows that Matron Kerry will not take sides in the war unless they can get benefits, meeting Matron Kerry can at least give them A deterrent for opponents. Who knows if there is any insider trading during this meeting? What if Mistress Kerry intervenes during the war?

But Sora was an exception. As long as he wanted to see Mother Kerry, he could always get his wish. There was almost no time when he was turned away, especially in the recent period. Sometimes, if he didn't come, Mother Kerry would summon her.

This shows that there is a very important business, or it can be said that a conspiracy is being carried out in secret. It is naturally impossible for a low-level member of the family like the guard to know the secrets of the high-level people, but living in the Jinque family, they have long been aware of these things. Not surprised anymore, they sent two guards to escort the speed car to the upper level of the pyramid.

The pyramid of Saint Bay City is in the shape of an inverted pyramid. The lower-level residents live in the lowest level, which is the narrowest area, and the number of these residents is also the largest. The nobles at the top live in the widest area and enjoy Endless space, the word fairness has never been the theme of Saint Bel City, or even the theme of this world. The four words of the weak and the strong are the eternal truth.

On the top floor, in front of a splendid obsidian palace, Sora's coachman skillfully parked the speeding carriage here. There were well-dressed servants who calmly laid out a red carpet in front of the carriage. This was said to be purchased from the dwarf country. I don’t know whether the wool of the Nightmare sheep used is genuine or not. The price is really expensive. However, for a super family like the Golden Bird family, you must buy the most expensive thing when buying something. You will definitely not choose the most cost-effective one. You must go with It's so different. At first glance, people feel that our little family will definitely not use such expensive carpets to pave the floor. One of them will be hung in the living room to show off. The first big family is indeed extraordinary. Time gives people a psychological shock.


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