The Exorcist Detective

"Dead people, please, people will always die on the road of love. Either you will be tortured to death by the other person, or the other person will be tortured to death by you, or both will die together. Love is the grave of life. Haven't you heard of this sentence? Then "Listen to me, kid," Deadpool got a white wig from nowhere and put it on his head, pretending to be a life mentor. "If you don't have the consciousness to kill her or be killed by her, don't say you love her to death." Master Shifu, these words will definitely benefit you throughout your life."

This is not that Deadpool is messing around. In his early stage, he was the succubus Xia Kela, a terrifying woman who would drain a man's energy until he died; his secret lover was one of the five gods in the universe. Death, it is impossible to meet and have sex with her without dying once, so every time Deadpool has the opportunity to truly die and enter a near-death state, he must be fully prepared before he will happily die. The length of his tryst with death, It mainly depends on how dead he is and how long it takes to recover. To be honest, it doesn't take long each time. He is really a quick shooter with kidney deficiency. But obviously the self-healing factor can solve this problem, although it takes time. It's short, but it can't hold up to unlimited battery life; there is also a new beauty added to the lover list, the Queen of the Underworld of Heim, Hela. She is passionately devoted to Deadpool. Hela has a noble status and the highest level of ability. The top one, the key is that she is a stunning iceberg beauty, but when she met Deadpool, she was so fascinated by his "heroic appearance" that she almost gave up her identity as the Queen of the Underworld.

From the above three women in Deadpool's life, we can see that his love path is too terrifying. If it had been anyone else, he would have finished it long ago. Only Deadpool can still be alive and kicking. He feels that his love experience is very rich. , even imitated the hosts of some TV shows and began to instill poisonous chicken soup into people.

Bullseye was stunned for a moment, "I just think Moonstone is quite beautiful, and I want to develop a special relationship with her on the bed sheet. There's no need to fight to the death like this. There's more than just love in my life. I have many more." Other great things to be busy with.”

Normal people would forget it after hearing this. It was obvious that Bullseye was perfunctory, but Deadpool never played his cards according to the routine. He leaned over and asked curiously, "Great careers are my favorite. What kind of business is it? Can it be done?" Tell me, maybe I can help. I'm the most warm-hearted person in the world. If you don't believe it, ask Spider-Man. He and I are close friends. When he encounters a problem that he can't solve, he always He would find me, lie on my shoulder and beg me for help. I am not praising myself. I have never refused. The last time he was chased by the guy named Electron Man, I was the one who shot him. Put down."

Speaking of this matter, Bullseye was really impressed, because even though the guy from Electro was a little stupid, he was really good at it. Kingpin had recruited him, and Bullseye was the main contact person at that time, and his relationship with Electro was still there. Yes, that time Electro went to find Spider-Man, it was actually Kingpin's order. Kingpin wanted to send people to break into a secret FBI base in New York and destroy the information about the Kingpin Gang. Electro was just a cover. , making a fuss in the east and attacking in the west, so there was a lot of noise, and everyone's attention was attracted. In fact, Bullseye on the other side led the Rhinoceros and the Destroyer with a magic crowbar and others rushed to the FBI's secret base and killed All the agents were killed, the base was set on fire, and all the information was destroyed.

Spider-Man attracted everyone's attention, causing no one to notice what was going on here. The FBI knew that it was Kingpin who did it, but many of their top executives were bribed by Kingpin and became his lackeys. Therefore, the results of the investigation are of course nothing. The FBI does not have the high budget resources of SHIELD, and its internal management is very rigid. There is not even a decent super agent. Faced with the current environment where super-powered people are flying everywhere, they have no If you don't have the slightest ability to fight, normally you can only turn to SHIELD for help when encountering this kind of thing, but they don't. They are enemies. SHIELD is an upgraded version of the FBI and CIA, although it is nominally one of the three major agencies. , but the other two

It was clear that he was suppressed by SHIELD.

Therefore, these two major organizations joined forces with the military, which was also dissatisfied with SHIELD, and secretly carried out secret experiments on superhumans, causing many situations that were even more messy. In the end, SHIELD and the superheroes took over. They clean up the mess, but the more they do it, the more they hate the superhero group.

Bullseye won a great victory in that incident. On the other hand, Electro was shot in the head by Deadpool and almost died. Thanks to his physiological structure being different from ordinary people, otherwise there would be absolutely no possibility of survival.

Of course, Bullseye can't tell Deadpool all about these "great causes". Besides, he usually likes some hobbies like bloodthirsty forensic doctors, Dr. Hannibal, Jack the Ripper, and the Zodiac Killer. He likes to talk about those self-righteous things. The villain is tied to the operating table and performs some fatal operations on them. In popular terms, his other identity is a perverted serial killer.

Although Deadpool is far from a good person, and although he is very proud of killing people, Bullseye knows that he can't keep up with the man in front of him while riding on Quicksilver. He is convinced by Deadpool, naturally because of his ability, and more importantly Yes, Deadpool has firmly beaten him in terms of perversion. Even now, Bullseye still feels a little nauseous when he thinks of Deadpool's pork-man costume.

Bullseye is not a disciple, and of course he has no taboos. When he was a street kid, he was satisfied as long as he had a bite to eat. Does he care what kind of meat was in it? He really likes to joke. He is not too late to eat pork now. The reason is because Deadpool defeated him wearing a pig's head and dressed in pork, which left a deep psychological shadow on him.

It wasn't that he didn't want to eat, but he was really afraid. For a long time, whenever he saw the pig's head, he would think of Deadpool's little eyes with a lewd light... and he would have nightmares when he went to sleep at night.

So Bullseye didn't dare to say anything more and just laughed, covering up the matter.

In fact, on the road, Bullseye's hobby of killing people randomly has been exaggerated very horribly, but Bullseye does not kill people randomly. He specifically selects those gangsters who bully street children on the street. In addition, there is another The selection of humanoids is more subtle. He will make regular donations to relief organizations and track them personally. If there are people who abuse street children or embezzle money, they will become his targets.

Kingpin is the person who knows him best and what he does best, but Kingpin also hates those guys who bully the weak, so he acquiesces to Bullseye's behavior and provides secret protection, so after all these years, He has never revealed that the FBI once targeted Kingpin, but never found that Bullseye was responsible for so many lives.

It's just that in the FBI, there is a case of a serial killer codenamed Orphan Killer, which has never been solved. This killer specializes in killing those in orphanages and rescue stations. People who treat street children very badly because of psychological experts' behavior During the analysis, it was concluded that this person must have been an orphan in the past, so he was designated as the Orphan Killer, which was actually Bullseye.

After the three of them finished eating, they continued to move forward. In addition to Li Kang who often went to the underground world, Deadpool had actually been there several times before, but this was the first time that Bullseye went so deep into the underground, and he was immediately fascinated by the magnificent scenery around him. .

In the distance, there are seven giant stone pillars standing high in the sky and extending to the unfathomable top. However, if you look closely, you will see that they are not stone pillars, but seven towering ancient trees. Li Kang introduced that they are the seven worlds in the underground world. The tree is from the same origin as Asgard's World Tree, but both have lost their magic power and are now very ordinary huge ancient trees. Some people say that it is because the elves of the World Tree are disgusted with the killing of earth creatures, so They abandoned the earth and ascended collectively. No one knows the specific reason.