The Exorcist Detective

The fog finally dissipated. The fog was mainly emitted by the Stardust Zerg. Without these terrible bugs, the fog would not last long. It all disappeared in about half an hour. Li Kang found some shiny things on the ground. , take a closer look, good guys, they are all gems the size of monkey butts, the smallest ones are as big as duck eggs. These gems are the decorations of the Stardust Zerg, and they are also a symbol of their status. The bigger the inlaid gems are, the bigger the gems are. The better the quality, the higher their status. Diamonds like those stolen by Deadpool before belong to the powerful contenders for the next leader of the Zerg tribe.

Bullseye and Deadpool also discovered it. They rushed over together, opened their backpacks and started stuffing various gems inside. Li Kang deceived them and said that these gems were cursed by the Zerg. Unfortunately, none of them believed it, so Li Kang had to squat. The lower body participated in the process of collecting gems, which reminded him of his childhood experience of following his parents to the forest to collect mushrooms. But at that time, he was collecting mushrooms, but now he has upgraded to collecting gems.

There were at least hundreds of gems on the ground. After picking them up, my back and legs ached. Li Kang had to straighten up and look at Deadpool and Bullseye. They had four hands that were very fast. At first glance, they looked like they had the speed of being single for 1 years. , has already phantomed, just like joking, this is a windfall that fell from the sky, if you don’t pick it up quickly, there is something wrong with your brain, but it’s a pity that my body is like tofu, I only picked up dozens of pieces, and my waist seems to be broken. Same, too uncomfortable.

Sure enough, he still couldn't beat these guys who relied on physical strength for a living. Li Kang was sweating profusely and sat on a rock. He lit a cigarette and took a puff. He watched the two idiots pick up a big bag each. He didn't know they were there before. They still carry such huge bags, which shows that they are already habitual offenders and have long been accustomed to the trick of carrying around such huge bags.

When they had almost picked it up, Deadpool and Bullseye smiled at each other, feeling the joy of reaping a bumper harvest after hard work. They carried the bags back to Li Kang.

Bullseye took a cigarette. In order to maintain peak physical condition, he originally abstained from tobacco and alcohol. However, after meeting the moonstone, his originally frozen heart seemed to have suddenly come to spring. Now he wants to try everything, but after trying it for a round, his favorite thing besides assassination is to be a serial killer. Today he is with Deadpool. Although Deadpool's ability completely restrains him, but strangely He was in the most relaxed mood when he was with Deadpool. Maybe this was the power of friendship. Seeing Li Kang enjoying smoking so much, he also wanted to try one. After taking a puff, he threw the cigarette away. A puff of smoke entered my throat and I almost coughed my lungs out. Sure enough, I still couldn't enjoy it.

Bullseye somewhat understood why Deadpool was so obedient. Li Kang was indeed a man of ideas. Of course, his methods were dangerous, and he always had his own little plans, but at critical moments, he was still reliable.

However, carrying such a large bag of gems is not a problem. Bullseye rubbed his hands and came to Li Kang's side, "Brother, your windbreaker seems good. It can hold anything. Can you give me this gem?" Are you pretending for a while?”

Li Kangxin said that Bullseye was indeed smart enough to come up with his plan so quickly. He smiled and said, "Okay, but I can't work hard in vain. I want to take [-]%."

Bullseye jumped up and shouted, "Why don't you grab [-]%?"

Li Kang said leisurely, "It's better than robbing. Anyway, I'm the only one who can take out such a big bag of gems. If you are willing, just throw away the gems. If not, just throw away the gems. Isn't that all?" Solve it"

Bullseye was so choked that if it had been anyone else, he would have shot the opponent through the throat with a dart. Now he could only endure it. He shook his head and said, "It's too expensive, [-]%. My hard work is not in vain." Okay, let’s discuss it, we are all friends, let’s give a friendship price.”

Li Kang thought for a while and said, "There is no friendship between us. Let's do it this way. Don't say I don't give face. It's [-]%. What do you think?"

"Ten percent, no more."

"Thirty percent, you can do whatever you want. I've already given you my service for free."

"One and a half percent, don't look at the pastor's face, but look at Jesus' face. How about we get closer and closer in the future?"

"Two and a half percent, you are really good at bargaining. I have never given anyone face like this in my life. Go ask your boss Jin Bing. I have also had transactions with him. When did I give him face like this? Now you His face is already greater than his."

Bullseye and him looked at each other for a while, and suddenly said in unison, "Twenty percent."

Li Kang patted Bullseye on the shoulder and said, "Sometimes I really don't know what people like you are trying to do. You are not like me. I need money because I have a big family to support. The reason why I am like It’s so hard now because the world is not peaceful and there are doomsday crises at every turn, which makes me unable to rest. You are a bad person and you are following us, what are you doing?”

Bullseye also felt that he was a little strange. He thought for a while and said, "I just want to be happy, and I can't stand those pretentious vampires the most. If you go against them, the happiest person is me, so just treat me as the one here." It’s good to travel.”

"You are really a weirdo." Li Kang's impression of Bullseye has changed.

At this time, Deadpool came over carrying the bag. He picked up more than Bullseye and walked further, so he came back slower than Bullseye. He was shouting from a distance, "I said Detective Kang, come and help, brother, I'm almost exhausted, I need you to think of a way, this is too heavy."

Li Kang joked, "Who made you so greedy that you got such a big bag? Let me think of a way and give me [-]%."

Bullseye on the side looked at Li Kang sideways and said to himself that the price originally offered to me was really the price of friendship. He and Deadpool have such a close relationship, and it was still [-]% when he opened the mouth. He is indeed a cruel person. A bit of a werewolf.

Deadpool put down the bag with difficulty and straightened up in pain, "Oh my god, you are too dark. Let's wear crotchless pants together, pee and mud, and throw less life and death brothers from the window of Big John's house." .”

Big John is a player on the Lee Kang and Deadpool school football team. He is a very typical bully. The people he likes to bully the most are Lee Kang and Deadpool, because the children in Hell's Kitchen generally have families like Kingpin's family. , the father is usually a gang member, they are all ruthless guys who don't know if they will see the sun rise tomorrow. Except for some people with strong psychological quality, they can't sleep the rest of the night if they don't drink enough wine. Beating and scolding the wife and children is a daily routine. It is rare for the two of them to have a harmonious family in Hell's Kitchen, so they are the main targets of bullies.

Big John is the most ruthless among them. This guy is so tall that people can't help but wonder if he has the blood of King Kong or the gorilla.

Later, Li Kang and Deadpool were cornered and began to harass Big John day and night. Li Kang also cursed him. Deadpool used a homemade slingshot to snipe from a distance. Big John had laxatives in his drinking water and in his meals. There were cockroaches, there was mouse droppings in the bread he ate, and they splashed urine on his head when he was walking. In short, it was dirty no matter what. Later, Big John was diagnosed with depression, and the rest of the people no longer dared to touch them.

Li Kang thought of that beautiful past, and then looked at the disfigured, broken-up marriage, and mentally ill old friend in front of him. He sighed, "Twenty percent, what do you think?"

Deadpool was shocked instead, "Are you so generous? Are you really Li Kang, or are you pretending to be someone else?"