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Russell pointed to the roast chicken on the table, "This roast chicken was created by you. I don't know the taste at all. When I ate it for the first time, it tasted great. It was slightly spicy as I wanted. But..."
"Gudu!" Gouzi swallowed and understood the reason.
"However, when I imagined a roast chicken that tasted sweet and licky, this roast chicken really tasted different. It was sweet, too sweet!" Russell said, creating a glass of red wine out of thin air "I imagine Mix and match century-old vinegar with soy sauce, durian, stinky tofu...the taste...it has no taste, because I haven't eaten it, so I can't imagine the taste."
The dog face of the system continues to be confused!
"Like this glass of red wine, I imagine it tastes like cola, and it tastes like cola! But if I imagine it smells like poop..." Russell said, moving the glass to his mouth, just when the glass was about to touch his lips, Suddenly he reached out and grabbed the dog's head, and poured red wine into the system's mouth.
The system dog immediately screamed, rolled all over the ground, and continued to wail.
"what----"
"You lied, this is abnormally spicy, it doesn't smell like poop at all!!"
Russell looked apologetic, "It's abnormally spicy, that's right, if it really smelled like shit, wouldn't it have allowed you to get away with it, and..."
Also, how do I know what poop smells like!
Seeing that the system dog was still rolling, Russell couldn't help showing pity, picked up the chicken bone and threw it on the ground, "Come on, quickly eat and understand the spicy food!"
Looking at the chicken bone on the ground, the system dog refused, but there was an irresistible force in the dark, which made him crawl towards the chicken bone involuntarily.There was infinite humiliation in his heart, and he wanted to die, but the moment he tremblingly opened his mouth and was about to bite the chicken bone, the traction disappeared.
The system was puzzled, and as soon as he looked up, he saw Russell's face full of guilt, and tears immediately fell down.
That's great, he's not that cold-blooded, he knows how to reserve the last dignity for me.
pat!
Russell crushed the chicken bone with one foot, twisted it hard, raised his finger and pointed to the sole of his shoe, "After eating the bones on the ground, lick the oily residue on the sole of the shoe by the way."
system"……"
Coach, I want to change the author!I can't serve this protagonist!
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street diary
The so-called rushing to the street means that when the code word cannot be coded, it is only when you leave the computer desk that you become full of ideas.
Chapter 36 How many times have I said, I want to call Dad
In the end, Russell only let the system eat the chicken bones on the ground, and didn't let him lick the soles of his shoes clean. It's not out of kindness, but it's not a matter of training, and occasionally he has to give some sweetness, for example, to save the other party some self-esteem .
More haste than waste!
Blindly suppressing and torturing will only arouse the opponent's resistance. If the system quits, Russell will not get any benefits.
Boiling frogs in warm water is the kingly way. A little bit of pressure will wear down the opponent's bottom line, leaving him with a little hope every time, making him feel that he will grit his teeth and bear it and it will pass.
After a long time, the other party will unknowingly get used to this way of life, will not resist but will only obey and endure, and even take the initiative to manage relationships to please the superiors, becoming the so-called... dog licking!
This matter cannot be rushed, and Russell does not intend to solve it in a short time. The tentative goal is to make the system suffer from Stockholm Syndrome.
It can be seen from this that Russell's instructor during the police academy was right. He was right in his evaluation of Russell. If this guy is not a good person, he will do a better job than anyone else.
The system looked at the oil stains and residue on the ground with grief and indignation. What was eaten was not the chicken bones, but his dignity and pride.Even when forced, he could feel a deep humiliation, as if something had been thrown away and never picked up again.
Seeing Russell's attitude of being sure of himself, the system couldn't help it, and asked the doubts in his heart, "Host, you humiliated me so much, aren't you afraid that I'll break up and change someone again?"
Russell smiled softly, "Impossible, you can't do it, I have long been the real host. Completing three world missions is a lie. From the very beginning, I have bound you!"
"..."
The system twitched, sticking out its tongue and gasping for breath, Shiba Inu showed an anthropomorphic flattering smile, and began to pretend to be stupid.
"At the beginning, I didn't notice this, but every time I experienced a world, I became more and more suspicious..."
The system asked cautiously, "You... What suspicious things did you find?"
"The first is the character level! The meaning of the level setting is to let the player have the pleasure of upgrading. It is not expected to level 99, but after three missions in the world, it is barely v3. The level system persuades you to quit. Do you want to play in the future?"
"This...isn't suspicious, there are many games that upgrade very slowly!"
"But I'm still a novice. Even if the upgrade is slow, it should be in the later stage... It's fine if the upgrade is slow. There are no side missions, experience points can't be earned, wealth points can't be earned, and even krypton gold can't be used. The game experience is too bad. This loophole is fundamental. Can’t justify it.”
"This... I don't think there's anything wrong with it..."
Russell smiled coldly and stared at the system for a long time, until the other party shrank his neck and dared not look directly at him, then he continued to say, "There are too many unreasonable things. If I guess correctly, the system interface must have been modified by you." Now, even some of my previous rewards may have been deducted by you."
The system dog's body shook, and his guilty eyes couldn't help but look elsewhere.
"At first, I was just skeptical. After all, I had no evidence. On the contrary, you were eager to sign the contract, which convinced me of this." Russell raised his hand and tapped on the table, and immediately a molar stick appeared. He picked it up and shook it, Throw it under your feet.
The system dog leaned forward very aggrieved, held it in his mouth, and purred contentedly.He is forced, his body is out of control, and his behavior all follows instinct.
"Show the real system interface, I don't want to see the fake ones!"
The system dog shuddered, dropped the molar stick in his mouth, and struggled on his face, showing that he was very resistant, but the struggle was destined to be of no avail, and a brand new system interface was unfolded in front of Russell.
host russell
Force 117+4)
Body 96+3)
Chi 119+2)
Fortune 5700
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"There is no level... That's right, this thing is dispensable... The wealth value has changed from 700 to 5700, and I only gave me a fraction. You are really ruthless!"
Hearing Russell's sinister voice, the system's dog transformed into a beautiful little loli.Sailor suit, giant-faced baby breasts, blond double ponytails, big watery eyes blinking at Russell, and a sweet and pleasant voice.
"Papa Russell..."
This is not his original appearance. As a program, the system does not have a body. The reason why he changed into this appearance is probably an attempt to pass the test by being cute.
Lolita's farts are delicious!
The system felt that if it became like this, even if Russell beat him, it would be lighter.
Bang!
A straight punch landed on Lori's face, and after taking it away, you can see clear punch marks and two fresh nosebleeds on the system's face.