LIGHTNOVELONLINE Chapter 89 - Don’t Blacklist Me
Chapter 89: Don’t Blacklist Me
“Haha–” As usual, Zuo Lin was refreshing the information on the Starnet. He suddenly burst into laughter when he saw something! “Aiyo, this is so hilarious!”
The unrestrained laughter affected Zhong Wen, who was working at the side. Looking at his friend who collapsed on the chair, Zhong Wen could not help but put his hand on his forehead. “What did you see?”
This guy was laughing like he was having a stroke!
“Quick, take a look! “It was fine if Zhong Wen did not ask, but once he asked Zuo Lin, he became even more enthusiastic. He immediately showed him the information screen on the terminal and shook his head as if it was a matter of fact, “Sigh, nowadays, advertisements are getting more and more serious. They’re blowing up the sky!”
That’s right, if the advertising was done well, the amount of attention would definitely increase. However, if the product’s effect was too different from the advertising, it would be very easy for buyers to complain. Once the number of complaints exceeded a hundred, the relevant departments of the Federation government would step in and check the authenticity of the online store’s products.
Previously, for this matter, there was even a large company that almost went to court! It was also because of this that the online store’s advertising had recently started to adopt a simple style, trying to be as close to the product’s effect as possible. As a result, this ‘Spirit Food Shop’ that took on a pompous style was immediately highlighted! Just like a fresh flower, it instantly attracted Zuo Lin’s attention!
In fact, this shop’s front page promotion was quite concise and clear. It was divided into two parts.
1. Product introduction — This shop is now introducing five Spirit Food dishes, all of which have the effect of increasing the elemental energy. There are no restrictions on the types of elements, and there are no side effects.
There are also pictures and specific prices of the five Spirit Foods below.
2. Purchase requirements — Please place the order and fill in the detailed delivery address. In addition, prepare five types of magical plants (complete magical plants) as additional payment. Please pay promptly after receiving the goods.
Looking at this ingenious advertising campaign, no matter how calm Zhong Wen was, he could not help but raise his eyebrows. Heh! This online shop was really strange!
It was indeed! Zuo Lin clicked his tongue and said in a disdainful tone, “Spirit Food? What is this thing?”
It could increase elemental energy? It did not restrict the types of elements? And it did not have any side effects? If such a good thing really existed, who would be willing to take it out for sale? They would probably want to immediately hide it and use it for themselves!
“The price of this Spirit Food is not low. It is even comparable to the price of a low-grade medicinal pill.” Zhong Wen could not help but shake his head. “Moreover, other than paying, the buyer also has to prepare five more types of magical plants for the seller. Heh! This is the first time I’ve heard of such a wondrous thing.”
“Woah!” Zuo Lin suddenly cried out in surprise. “Quick, look, someone has placed an order to buy it!”
This guy must really be daydreaming. He was probably bewitched by this advertisement. He did not even use his brain to think… How could this be true? Sigh, a large sum of Federal Coins was wasted!
After sighing for a while, Zuo Lin put this matter aside. When he finished the work on hand, he thought of the advertisement again. He went online to check it out.
F*ck! The Starnet was in an uproar!
“Boss, Boss!” The more he looked at Zuo Lin, the bigger his eyes became. His voice was almost broken. “Boss, Zhong Wen, come over and take a look!”
“What’s wrong?” Ning Yiyuan pushed open the office door with his long and slender hands and walked out in big strides. His dark green military uniform made him look even more handsome.
Zuo Lin did not say much and directly zoomed in on the terminal’s light screen. On It was the webpage of the ‘Spirit Food Shop’.
However, compared to the deserted place an hour ago, the comments on it were about to explode!
The first message was from the first buyer, ‘Please Call Me King’. He said, “F*ck! F*ck! F*ck! The effect of this spiritual food is too good. I immediately rose from the initial stage of tier 3 to the advanced stage of tier 3! There are no side effects! There are no side effects! Oh my God, I’m completely incoherent now. Shop owner, I admire you very much!”
Compared to the buyer’s excitement and enthusiasm, the shop owner’s reply to ‘Domineering Circle’ was much more ruthless. “Thank you for your full score, ‘Please Call Me Your King’. It’s just that you haven’t prepared five types of magical plants. I’ll blacklist you now and never sell you any products again. Thank you!”
Oh my! Look, this shopkeeper is really too willful!
‘Please Call Me Your King’ said, “No! Don’t! Shop owner, I was wrong. I will immediately send over 10, no, 50 kinds of magical plants, okay? Don’t drag me into the blacklist! Please!
‘Domineering Circle’ did not reply anymore. It immediately opened a new section on the website called the ‘Blacklist’, and the buyer’s name ‘Please Call Me King’ was placed in it. Shockingly, it was on the first column! It was very eye-catching!
This reaction really matched the shop owner’s name. It was domineering!
After this conversation, the remaining four Spirit Foods were instantly sold out.
In less than half an hour, the other four buyers also jumped out one after another.
‘Heyhey Ho’ said, “Actually, I placed the order to buy it. I originally wanted to ridicule the shop owner, but in the end, oh my God! I’m going to ridicule myself! I am a fire element tier 4. I have been wandering around the tier 4 barrier for two years, but I haven’t been able to break through. After eating this Spirit Food, I have now successfully jumped into the initial tier 5! Shop owner, from now on, you have my utmost respect. I will kneel before you!”
The other three buyers’ messages were similar. They were all lamenting that after eating this Spiritual Food, their cultivation had improved greatly, and they had more respect for this Spirit Food.
Zuo Lin and Zhong Wen could not help but look at each other. They had never thought that the Spirit Food they were ridiculing just now was actually real! On the other hand, Ning Yiyuan, who was standing at the side, looked at the growing crowd of messages with a slightly darker expression.