LIGHTNOVELONLINE Chapter 94: Brother, Your Girlfriend Is Really Beautiful
Zen Douzhi felt a chill down his spine and trembled as he turned his head. “You…”
Smack! A slap!
Yan Ran and the others: ???? Is this guy doing it again?
But this time, it was very light. Zen Douzhi covered his face with one hand, furrowing his brow as he looked at Chen Ling in confusion.
Chen Ling chuckled. “I want to hear you say something again.”
“What do you want?”
Smack!
“Say it again.”
“Don’t push your luck too far!”
Smack!
“Say it again.”
“Big brother, I was wrong!”
Smack!
This time, Chen Ling didn’t say anything; he just smiled and gestured for Zen Douzhi to continue.
〚 Ding~ Target feels humiliated and wronged! Points -20!〛
“Brother, please don’t hit me. I beg you, I…”
Smack!
This time, Zen Douzhi opened his mouth, but he didn’t dare to speak any more. Chen Ling’s slaps weren’t heavy, but they brought tears to his eyes. A slap that inflicts little harm but prevents retaliation often brings greater discomfort.
The people around couldn’t bear to watch. This was the consequence of being too talkative—trouble comes from the mouth!
Chen Ling smiled and gestured for him to continue speaking.
Zen Douzhi’s lips almost drooped to the ground. Just as he was about to speak, he suddenly realized something: “Brother! You’re really handsome!”
Smack!
“What useless words are you spouting?”
Zen Douzhi’s expression twisted on the spot, tears streaming down his face. A real man doesn’t shed tears easily, but he hadn’t encountered Chen Ling before. You made me say it, damn it! Isn’t there anyone to control him? Save me.
Seeing that he wasn’t speaking, Chen Ling continued: “Speak up, don’t dawdle.”
Sniffle~ Sui Li’er quickly turned her head away, feeling a bit teary-eyed herself at the sight of Zen Douzhi crying. She imagined how upset she would be if Chen Ling treated her like that.
Chen Ling lowered his head and gently stroked her hair.
Sui Li’er: Hehe~ Head pat!
〚 Ding~ Target feels happy! Points +100,000!〛
“Hehe~”
Seeing this, Zen Douzhi’s voice trembled as he said: “Brother, your girlfriend is really beautiful, sniffle~”
Chen Ling and Sui Li’er were both momentarily stunned.
Sui Li’er: G-Girlfriend!
He thought I-I’m the girlfriend of Lord God!
Do we really look like a couple together? Hehe~
〚 Ding~ Target Sui Li’er: Emotional anomaly, Points +100,000,000!〛
〚 Points +100,000,000!〛
〚 Points +100,000,000!〛
…
Chen Ling: Sigh~ You sure know how to talk.
He wanted to hit the guy, but he didn’t dare. He was afraid that hitting him would upset Sui Li’er. Given her way of thinking, if he were to hit him, she would definitely find it annoying.
And then she would be unhappy. He wouldn’t be able to explain himself later.
This time, he didn’t hit him again and said indifferently: “Say it again.”
Zen Douzhi hesitated for a moment, then suddenly smiled on his face: “Wow, bro, your girlfriend is simply stunning, and you’re so handsome! You two are a match made in heaven!”
〚 Ding~ Target, Sui Li’er, Points +100,000,000!〛
Chen Ling glared at him angrily: You think you’ve played it smart, huh?
He didn’t say anything this time, and Zen Douzhi continued speaking:
“Big bro, from now on, you are my big brother, and she is my sister-in-law! I, as your little brother, willingly bow down in service for this lifetime!”
〚 Points +100,000,000!〛
“Hehe~” Sui Li’er couldn’t help but let out a laugh!
Startled, she quickly raised her head and looked at Chen Ling, her face blushing.
Chen Ling was looking at her helplessly.
Sui Li’er: “I-I, I didn’t laugh! Sniffle~” After saying that, she quickly buried her little face in Chen Ling’s embrace, acting like an ostrich sticking its head in the sand. In her mind: Hehe, he called me sister-in-law!
At that moment, Zen Douzhi suddenly understood why Chen Ling had beaten him!
Immediately, he spoke up: “Big bro! Earlier, I was blind and spoke nonsense. You and sister-in-law will definitely have an extraordinary child in the future!”
!!!
A child?!
Me and the Lord God’s… child!
〚 Ding~ Target Sui Li’er, emotional anomaly, Points +10,000,000,000!〛
Chen Ling: “….”
“Get lost!”
“Alright, big bro!”
Afterwards, Chen Ling squinted at him, and Zen Douzhi trembled as he bit his lip, his heart pounding.
After observing him for a while, Chen Ling turned around without saying a word and walked away. With Sui Li’er around, he couldn’t test this curse. Besides, the target was already bound, so he could test it slowly in the future.
Zen Douzhi breathed a sigh of relief now that he finally left.
Oh my goodness, what was that! I, Zen Douzhi, have never been so speechless in my life.
Then he reluctantly turned around and realized that everyone around was looking at him. In an annoyed tone, he said: “What are you looking at? Be careful, my big bro will slap you!”
Upon hearing this, those people quickly turned their heads, afraid to look at him anymore.
Zen Douzhi raised an eyebrow at their reaction. Oh ho! Suddenly, he felt quite good about himself.
All thanks to Zen Douzhi and his few remarks, Sui Li’er gained Chen Ling 10 billion points while in his embrace.
Minjiang Yun had truly done nothing these past few days! When he gets back, he must torment him again and see if he can break through another level. Otherwise, with their relationship progressing further, ten Minjiang Yuns would still not be enough to match Sui Li’er alone.
As for this Zen Douzhi, Chen Ling remembered him, and the experiment is not yet complete. Get ready to be slapped, you talkative fool.
The crowd waited for about ten minutes.
Four more people appeared in the sky. Two of them were flying on magic-powered devices. The other two were walking on air. Those two were the mentors from the Leo Academy, both high-level Grand Mages.
They were using the Leo Constellation-exclusive spell, “Lion’s Sky Dance,” to walk and run in the air. It was incredibly fast and stylish!
The spells of the Leo Constellation mostly revolved around physical techniques, with grand movements that were bold and domineering. As the king of beasts, the lion naturally exuded dominance. The majestic “Lion’s Sky Dance” made the students below envious.
As for the other two, they were from the Sagittarius Constellation. It is well known that Gemini has dual pupils and Pisces has dual hair colors. But in fact, Sagittarius also has a distinct physical characteristic.
That is their ears, which resemble elf ears and become more pronounced as their strength increases. The Sagittarius individuals encountered before were all too weak, so it was hardly noticeable. But the two advanced grand mages in front of them have authentic elf ears.
Of course, if you’re already attractive and have elf ears, it’s like a cherry on top. If you’re not good-looking and have pointed ears, then you look like an alien.
These two mentors in front have elf ears and decent appearances. They look quite pleasant.
“Wow, elf ears are so beautiful.” Sui Li’er had also recovered by now and was looking at the two mentors with a hint of envy.
Chen Ling raised an eyebrow, looked down at Sui Li’er, and thought, “Hmm, I should buy her some fake elf ears. They would look great… Instead of cat ears, she can wear elf ears!”
At this moment, Yan Ran spoke again: “This assessment is divided into two stages. The first stage requires everyone to reach the main mountain of the Qianling Volcanic Gorge within an hour, using any means necessary.”
“Those who can’t reach it will be eliminated.”
This statement immediately sparked discussions among the crowd.
“Is it that simple? The main mountain is just over 40 kilometers away from here, right? That’s pretty fast.”
Someone nearby scoffed at these words: “Tsk, you’ve clearly never been to the Qianling Volcanic Gorge. Entering the Volcanic Gorge is not that easy!”
“Oh? Why do you say that?”
“Do you remember the powerful heat wave energy we just encountered? It was the byproduct of the energy dispersal created by Forbidden Curse Masters to suppress volcanic eruptions.”
“We’re currently at the mountain pass, so the energy has already weakened significantly.”
“But the further we go inside, the more frequent and powerful that energy becomes.”
“Well, this does make it quite challenging. It’s possible that even an hour won’t be enough!”
Yan Ran shouted once again: “Fire Element Assessment, Elimination Round, Stage One, begin!”
“Charge!”
Everyone rushed forward together! The entire gorge echoed with the sound of their footsteps and shouts.
Yan Ran looked back and noticed that Chen Ling was missing. “Hmm? Where is he?”
At this moment, Chen Ling had already flashed away with Sui Li’er, appearing in the sky above the main mountain of the Qianling Volcanic Gorge.
Sui Li’er: ?? “Chen Ling, where are we? Aren’t we supposed to be in the assessment?”
Chen Ling replied: “This is the volcano crater she mentioned. I brought you here directly.”
“Huh?” Sui Li’er exclaimed in surprise, looked down, and said somewhat dumbfounded: “This is cheating!”
“We can’t do it this way!” She furrowed her brow, seemingly dissatisfied.
However, Chen Ling didn’t care at all and said: “She said, ‘by any means necessary.’ So, I am your means.”
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