LIGHTNOVELONLINE Chapter 74.2 – Three-Second Man
〚 Ding~ Target’s emotions collapse in despair! – 1 million points! 〛
“Hehe…” Chen Ling chuckled and directly covered Min Jiangyun’s mouth with a foul-smelling rag.
He then clapped his hands and returned to the small stone house. He had no intention of removing those shiny golden words. He planned to let Min Jiangyun look at them every day.
It was a way to deduct his points. When his points were deducted, they decreased by several hundred million in an instant!
From then on, no matter if it was windy or rainy, shrouded in fog, or illuminated by the dawn’s sunlight, Misty Rain City had an additional bizarre sight.
〚 Min Jiangyun, the high-level Grand Mage, has a 3-second manhood~ 〛
Looking at the screen filled with point deductions, Chen Ling was so delighted that he couldn’t sleep.
As the faint sunlight fell upon the earth in the early morning, the people of this misty city gradually woke up. They all saw the sparkling golden words written in the sky by Chen Ling using his incantation.
The entire city was particularly lively today!
“Damn it! Min Jiangyun is a 3-second man! Hahaha~” Someone couldn’t help but burst into laughter.
“Haha~ Wait, isn’t your curse supposed to be 2 seconds? What are you laughing at?”
“Shh! Keep it down.”
“Hai~ It’s okay, everyone already knew.”
??? The person looked at the people around and found their faces filled with sympathy.
“BOOM!”
“I’m going to tear your mouth apart!”
Meanwhile, the adorable little Li’er also woke up from her dream.
The little fox demon arrived on time to deliver food and was startled by Min Jiangyun staring at her with bloodshot eyes.
“Damn it?! Scared this fox to death, meow!” The little fox demon couldn’t help but size him up.
Min Jiangyun saw someone and immediately looked at them with joy, only to realize it was a creature that was neither human nor fox. Inner thoughts: What the hell is this?
But now, only she could save him!
He immediately started whimpering.
“Whimper, whimper!” (Save me!)
The little fox demon: ???
“What did you say? Save you?”
“Whimper, whimper!” (Yes!)
“Hmm?” The little fox demon furrowed her brows.
“Did Chen Ling bring you here?”
Min Jiangyun nodded frantically, “Whimper, whimper!”
“Well, are you Min Jiangyun?”
Min Jiangyun paused for a moment, thinking it must be one of his fans! His heart instantly filled with joy, and he nodded, whimpering twice.
The little fox demon suddenly grinned, baring her teeth. “Hahaha! So you’re the famous three-second man! Hahaha~”
Min Jiangyun: ???
〚 Ding~ Target feels ashamed and embarrassed! – 1 million points! 〛
Meanwhile, Sui Li’er naturally heard the fox’s honking from outside. She groggily crawled out of bed and walked to the door to open it.
As soon as she opened it, her eyes were dazzled by the shining golden words in the sky. “Whim~ What is it? It’s so bright!”
Min Jiangyun heard someone behind him and turned around in fear.
At a glance, his heart was instantly pierced by Sui Li’er’s beauty. So beautiful!
The golden light emitted by the runes, shining on her, made her look like an angel.
Min Jiangyun temporarily forgot about his shame as he gazed at her.
Just then, “Hehehe~ Suisui, come and see, this guy is Min Jiangyun.”
Min Jiangyun’s heart suddenly skipped a beat! He turned his head in fear and looked at the little fox demon.
“Whimper, whimper!” (Shut up!)
“What?” Sui Li’er groggily walked out with half-closed eyes and saw Min Jiangyun tied up.
“Ya!” She took a few steps back in fear, looking at Min Jiangyun and suddenly remembered something.
“Ah! You’re… the dark magician from last night!”
The little fox demon: “He’s the three-second man! Hehehe~”
〚 Ding~ Target: Min Jiangyun, overwhelming despair, deduct 2 million points! 〛
!!!
Chen Ling jumped up in disbelief, arrived in front of Min Jiangyun and looked at him in disbelief: “Damn it! You can still break the record!?”
Min Jiangyun immediately wilted in fear at the sight of him!
〚 Ding~ Target feels fear: Deduct 100,000 points! 〛
Chen Ling was speechless: “Tsk, why are you so timid?”
Sui Li’er saw Chen Ling’s face and immediately smiled. That smile was like fireworks blooming in the dark night. It dispelled Chen Ling’s confusion and Min Jiangyun’s inner fear.
“Hehe~ Chen Ling! You’re awake too~ You’re up early!” His waking up early today meant that she could play with him a little longer! Happy!
Chen Ling looked at her and became more composed. He smiled and said: “Yeah, you’re up early too.”
“Hehe~ I’m happy~” As she said that, she reached out her hand and activated her skill: [Hold Hands!]
Chen Ling: ??? You really think of me as a dog, huh?
Then he gently held her hand.
“Hehe~” Sui Li’er’s inner thoughts: Skill successfully used~
〚 Ding~ Target: Min Jiangyun, feels angry, deduct 2 million points! 〛
Chen Ling narrowed his eyes after hearing that: “Mind reading! Activate!”
( I will definitely kill this guy and get her! )
Chen Ling couldn’t help but let out a cold laugh. Then, his voice appeared in Min Jiangyun’s mind: “How is it? Isn’t my wife beautiful? She’s my wife, sorry about that.”
〚 Ding~ – 2 million points! 〛
All communication was happening through their consciousness.
Chen Ling smirked and then looked at Sui Li’er: “Let’s go, time for breakfast.”
“Hehe~ Okay!”
“Oh, by the way, Xuan Xuan, what do you mean by ‘three-second man’ that you mentioned earlier?”
〚 Ding~ Target: Min Jiangyun, deduct 2 million points! 〛
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