The abandoned house was said to be the male god of the whole network?

Chapter 54 The Old Driver in the Canyon

Ye Chen looked at the banana that had been cut in half, with a frightened expression on his face.

"Sister Zhou, don't be like this, I'm afraid!"

The fans in the live broadcast room burst out laughing.

"God Ye, you are going to be miserable."

"Sister Zhou is very angry, and the consequences will be serious."

Sister Zhou stared at Ye Chen fiercely.

"Ye Shen, I advise you to organize your language well, or else did you see the banana? That will be your fate."

Ye Chen: "Sister Zhou, can you let me drink a glass of water first to calm my shock? By the way, let's guess a riddle for everyone to ease the atmosphere."

"Five hundred beauties, play a sport."

Sister Zhou looked at the screen and was taken aback for a moment.

"What kind of riddle is this?"

Five hundred beauties?
movement?

At this time, a smart fan suddenly said:

"Haha, I see, it's a shot put!"

"Shot put?"

Sister Zhou was taken aback for a moment, then patted the table and laughed.

"God Ye, you are so dirty."

Fans also barraged.

"Ye Shen, you drink water and don't forget to drive."

At this time, a fan asked:
"Brothers, I don't understand why the sport of five hundred beauties is shot put?"

"Brother, you are too pure, Qianqiu, shot put..."

"Damn it! God Ye is awesome."

Sister Zhou said, "God Ye, are you done with your shock?"

Ye Chen finished drinking the water and said, "It's okay, then I'll give you another riddle, what if it's five hundred sisters Zhou?"

"Five hundred Miss Zhou?"

Everyone was stunned.

What a riddle.

"Five hundred sisters are five hundred beauties."

"No, it's five hundred goblins."

……

Ye Chen shook his head: "What you said is not right."

Sister Zhou couldn't wait to say: "God Ye, hurry up and announce the answer."

Ye Chen said: "Balls."

Sister Zhou: "..."

Fans: "..."

The live broadcast was silent at first, and then the fans burst out laughing.

"God Ye is awesome."

"Haha, briquette, you didn't ask me to laugh to death."

Sister Zhou herself was so teased that she slapped the table.

"I'm torn apart, God Ye, give me your address, and I'll go to your house and chop you up."

A fan said: "I think Ye Shen's answer is wrong, it's a discus."

Ye Chen looked at the barrage: "Old Tie, you are right."

Sister Zhou: "The guy who sent the barrage, report your address as well."

Ye Chen saw that the atmosphere was almost there before he said:
"Okay, Sister Zhou, I am serious this time. Sister Zhou will always be the most beautiful in my heart. Since I saw the cool photo of Sister Zhou last night, my love for Sister Zhou is like a torrential river, and it is like The Yellow River is flooding, out of control..."

Sister Zhou gave Ye Chen a blank look: "Hmph, you're smart."

"Wait a minute, it turns out that sister Zhou also sent cool photos to God Ye."

"That's right, God Ye, you're so mean. We can't bear Baomei's cool photos without sharing them with us. Sister Zhou even sneaked a look at them."

"Ye Shen, share a cool photo."

"Yes, share cool photos."

Ye Chen smiled and said: "Don't make trouble, I didn't give you cool photos for your own good, do you know how miserable I was after seeing the cool photos? I didn't fall asleep all night, it was too painful."

"We want to suffer this kind of pain."

"That's right, it's better to suffer alone than to suffer together."

"No, I can't show you photos that are not suitable for children."

Miss Zhou quit.

"Ye Shen, please speak clearly, what is unsuitable for children? Lao Tzu's photo is absolutely cool, not pure."

Fans:
"Haha, absolute coolness is the key point."

"How cool it is, let us see."

Marven Ye: "You LSPs, don't think about it, it's okay, the game is ready, sister Zhou, let's ignore them, take me to play the game, please take me to fly!"

The game begins.

Ye Chen chose Tai Long, and Sister Zhou was a Japanese woman.

I have to say that sister Zhou played the game really well, much better than Ye Chen.

Sister Zhou said: "God Ye, you can't play Tai Long well, let me play Tai Long next time, and I will learn from you."

Ye Chen: "Okay, okay, you have to learn while talking, that's more exciting."

At this time, Miss Zhou suddenly slapped the table and yelled.

"Brothers, I'm about to split, Ye Shen's speed is too fast."

Ye Chen looked confused: "Sister Zhou, what did you think of?"

Sister Zhou: "Didn't you think of it too?"

Ye Chen: "I mean talking while playing games."

Sister Zhou: "You continue to pretend to me."

Ye Chen: "How is it possible, I'm a good boy, I really don't understand, I really don't know what you are thinking about every day, sister Zhou."

"Brothers, you must pay attention to this type of girls when you are outside in the future, and be more careful, otherwise you will be easily fooled."

At this moment, the barrage in the live broadcast room:

"Damn it, God Ye and Sister Zhou are driving too fast."

"It's [-] miles away when I'm so caught off guard."

"What do you mean? I don't understand."

"Brother, you are too simple, just taste it carefully."

"Fuck, awesome, I realized..."

After playing games with Sister Zhou for a while, Ye Chen smiled and said, "Sister Zhou, keep playing, I'll quit first."

Sister Zhou: "Okay, wait until next time, and I will learn from you again."

Ye Chen just took a sip of water and spit it out.

Netizens burst out laughing.

"God Ye's expression made me laugh to death."

"Haha, God Ye's expression is not innocent at all."

"God Ye is indeed dirty."

"Ye Shen is timid, sister Zhou is very troubled!"

"Sister Zhou is very courageous, God Ye is very scared!"

"Okay, guys, I'm slipping."

Ye Chen broke the wheat and patted his chest.

"No, sister Zhou's speed is too fast, I can't stand it."

Fan: "God Ye, you're obviously driving too."

"That's right, I let Sister Zhou take the blame for racing by myself."

"Is it right that Ye Shen is the sister Lai Zhou who drove the car so fast?"

Ye Chen's face was righteous: "Who said, I'm a positive anchor. Forget it, I'll be Lian Tuya, that girl is relatively simple, not as dirty as sister Zhou."

Ye Chen was preparing to connect with Tu Yamei, but Sister Bao sent an application for Lianmai.

"Hey, didn't Baomei have a CP with Brother Qiu today? Then let's connect with Baomei first."

Ye Chen clicked Lianmai, and Baomei's image appeared in the video.

"God Ye, hello!"

"Hi Baomei, I didn't have chicken with Brother Buqiu today."

"No, I want to eat chicken with you today."

Seeing Baomei's charming little expression, Ye Chen's eyes were a little blurred for a moment.

"Ye Shen, I just heard that you played LOL with sister Zhou. You can play Peace Elite with me. They also took a cool photo of you yesterday."

"Doesn't the Peace Elite have masters like Brother Buqiu to accompany you?"

Baomei: "Brother Buqiu is strong, but people don't like the speed of the car if it's too slow. I like fast cars."

Ye Chen said shyly, "I'm not driving too fast."

Baomei: "Who said that, don't you know that the fans just gave you a new title?"

Ye Chen looked confused: "What new title?"

"Old driver in the canyon." Baomei said with a smile.

Ye Chen: "..."

"I just hit two canyons..."

Baomei: "You and sister Zhou are driving so fast, you can't slow down when playing with me!"

(End of this chapter)