Sylver Seeker

Sylver clicked his tongue as he realized the order was still wrong.

He knew his internal muscle structure inside and out, when he had initially made it, but because he wanted his body to naturally develop, it was now a mysterious mess. It wasn’t just putting the discs in the right order, Sylver also had to make sure they were facing the right way.

It felt like building a house of cards, but the cards are made out of meat, and you’re also riding a giant wolf, while a very small arachnid attached to your back is actively siphoning your mana away.

Mora had told him she was doing something to help him catch those 2 but couldn’t explain exactly what it was. He gave her all the mana she asked for, since gluing his hand back into 1 piece didn’t take that much mana.

It wasn’t even that difficult, it was just annoying and time-consuming.

He had already tried to slow them down using Aleri, but Sylver didn’t have that much water left, and more importantly, one of them had a ranged attack that destroyed the flying shade before it got close enough.

They were slowing down, but Ulvic wasn’t even keeping up with them, if it weren’t for the fact that they couldn’t maintain their full speed when they turned corners, they would have been long gone.

It also didn’t help that Sylver was in a great deal of pain. It wasn’t a “physical” pain, despite the source being physical, it was more akin to the kind of pain men felt when they saw another man getting hit in the unmentionables.

An unconscious reaction that Sylver had trained relentlessly to suppress. And yet he felt “winded,” despite not having lungs, and “hurt,” even though he had severed all of his pain receptors. His brain wasn’t even functioning right now, it was just a slab of meat he had stitched together so his head wouldn’t fall apart.

Sylver still had what some undead referred to as “humanity.”

He was “alive” enough that his soul treated his body as if it wasn’t dead, and similarly made him feel what it thought he should feel.

If it weren’t for his extremely high pain tolerance, and his soul manipulating capabilities, the “pain” would have incapacitated him.

Technically speaking, Sylver wasn’t undead.

It required a certain amount of mental gymnastics to call a man capable of getting chopped up “alive,” and yet, if you went by the standards certain snobby wights set, Sylver was one of the living. Even though he was a floating skeleton when they made this assessment.

According to them a “true undead,” felt nothing. It didn’t feel hungry, cold, it never felt anger, sadness, happiness, a “true undead” was basically a very smart animal. It did what its body required of it, and nothing else. A creature that was guided solely by natural instinct.

As something of an expert in all things undead, Sylver considered this type of categorization closed minded and exactly the kind of bullshit he expected those prophecy-producing wights to come up with.

But he couldn’t hate those see-through assholes, because as he remembered the conversation they had back then, he also remembered what he did to prove them wrong, and as a result, got an idea.

Sylver scooted back from where he was sitting on Ulvic’s back, and as he summoned the corpse of red robe and orange robe, and did his best to stop what remained of his lips from curling into a smile.

He grabbed the two corpses by the backs of their necks and focused on the inside of their chests. There wasn’t any Ki inside of them, but he could feel their flesh reacting to every slither of mana he forced inside of them.

Or perhaps Sylver was rusty, he couldn’t remember the last time he did this directly, he normally had one of his shades do it for him.

“I’m sorry,” Sylver whispered, as he reached inside himself, and paid close attention to how his vocal cords moved.

The two corpses sitting in front of him shuddered for a moment, as Sylver forced their diaphragms to contract. They made a strange sound as they breathed in air, and it took Sylver a couple of seconds to remember to open their mouths.

As he slowly relaxed their diaphragm and wiggled their vocal cords, they both seemed to murmur under their breaths.

Sylver tightened his throat and did his best to mimic red robe’s final words.

“I’m sorry,” Sylver said.

“I’m sorry,” Sylver repeated.

“I’m, I am, I’m sorry. I am sorry. Sorry, I am. I’m sorry,” Sylver repeated and forced the man’s mouth and throat to mimic his.

“I’m sorry,” Sylver and the red-robed man said in near perfect sync.

“I’m sorry. I’m so so sorry. A little lower. Sor-ry. Spring remind me to practice this when we get home,” Sylver and the corpse said in unison, as Spring quietly added ventriloquism to Sylver’s ever growing list of skills to brush up on.

“Betty Botter bought some butter. His tongue is numb. How can a clam cram in a clean cream can? Actually, mine is numb too. Betty Botter. Betty Botter. Betty Botter. Betty Botter bought some butter. Near an ear, a nearer ear, a nearly eerie ear. Four fine fresh fish for you. Good enough,” Sylver and the red robe-wearing corpse said, as he tightened his grip on orange robe’s corpse.

“It’s his chest. It’s his chest? It’s his chest! It’s his chiseled chest! Che-st. Chest. It’s his chest. Chest. How close am I Ria?” Sylver asked.

There was a moment of pause, during which Sylver felt around for the source of his tongue’s numbness and discovered a small shard of blade embedded in the back of his throat that had blocked a blood vessel. He very quietly made his flesh push the piece of metal out and spat it out.

“It’s his chest,” Ria said in orange robe’s voice.

“It’s his chest,” Sylver repeated, but Ria shook her head.

“It’s his chest,” Ria said.

“It’s his chest,” Sylver repeated.

“Can you genuinely not hear your accent?” Ria asked, as Sylver and red robe simultaneously coughed.

“I genuinely can’t. Is the pitch right?” Sylver asked as Ria nodded.

“Is this because you’re undead, or is this because you don’t breathe, or is it-”

“I don’t want to talk about it,” Sylver interrupted, as he adjusted his grip on red robe’s neck.

“It hurts,” red robe said quietly.

“Help me, it hurts,” red robe continued, as Sylver struggled to get enough air into the man’s dead lungs.

“IT HURTS!” red robe screamed, louder than Sylver had intended, but too loud was better than too quiet, “HELP ME! IT HURTS! I CAN’T TAKE IT! PLEASE HELP ME!” red robe screeched, as Sylver shifted his attention to orange robe.

“I DON’T WANT TO DIE! PLEASE HELP ME! PLEASE! I BEG YOU! HE’S GOING TO KILL ME! PLEASE SAVE ME! IT HURTS!” orange robe screamed, as Sylver adjusted the man’s volume until it was about as loud as red robe.

“Does this actually work?” Ria asked as the two men continued screaming for help.

“More often than it should. But if it doesn’t, it will at least lower their morale. If anything, it should work better than ever, since they don’t know I’m a necromancer. But then again, they do seem disciplined enough to leave their comrades for dead,” Sylver said, as he summoned 2 wolf shades, and threw the corpses screaming for help onto their backs.

They weren’t as fast as Ulvic, but that was the point. Sylver wanted blue and purple robe to think they were losing him so that they would slow down a bit to catch their breath.

Although it was unlikely they would do that, since Sylver felt trace amounts of Ki brush against him from time to time and had to assume they knew exactly how far behind them he was. He did his best to meddle with their sensory Ki, but aside from suppressing his presence, there wasn’t anywhere to hide in this narrow passageway.

For now, all he could do was wait for one of them to feel sorry enough for their comrades to turn around and attack him.

He decided to check his options for [Vigorous Conditioning].

Oddly enough it was almost a repeat of the previous rank up. Sylver’s choice was between an increased resistance to darkness-based magic and another 20% decrease to his body weight.

Except this time there was a 3rd option, that Sylver had to assume was gained because of all the times he had taken an explosive to the face.

[Skill: Vigorous Conditioning (V) [A]]Skill level can be increased by receiving damage.I – Increase resistance against [Positive Energy] by 25%.II – Increase resistance against [Physical Damage] by 40%.III – Increase Stamina Regeneration by 50%.IV – Reduce body weight by 20%.V – Increase resistance against [Physical Damage]by 25%.

Sylver, Ria, Mora, and the two corpses begging for their lives, continued running after blue and purple robe, up until the point the stupidly long passageway ended in a dead-end.

Sylver immediately shut the two corpses up and jumped down to the left side of the closed door. He looked at his messed up left hand with regret and decided it would be faster to grow himself new muscles than it would be to solve this meat puzzle.

As Sylver pressed his finger up against the wall, white smoke started coming out of his left hand’s sleeve. He ignored his body’s protest and allowed the magic to chew through his flesh, as he made a hole in the wall using a tight beam of abyss magic.

Sylver was left with a bumpy and uneven skeletal arm. He closed it into a fist and opened it a couple of times, to make sure the magic that held it together didn’t have any problems. It did, but as long as it could hold a dagger, and could form a fist, it was good enough.

Ria made short work of the mechanism inside the wall, and in mere seconds, Sylver was able to successfully force it open using a droplet of [Necrotic Mutilation]. Mora squeezed through the opening and moved Ria over with her, and Sylver materialized next to them on the other side of the door.

The surprised look on blue robe’s and purple robe’s faces, who were both sitting in the middle of the empty room, drinking tea, while crying, was almost worth the effort it was going to take to fix all the damage Sylver had accumulated.

While he was disappointed he hadn’t been able to trick them into attacking him back there, the cries for help had very clearly had an effect on them.

“HEAR ME OUT!” Sylver shouted as he raised both of his hands to show them he was unarmed.

He coated both of them in darkness, to hide the fact that one hand was missing skin, and for the exact same reason had a mask on his face.

It was hard to say if this was because Sylver was extra on guard against them, or simple luck, but he felt something on his right side. It felt like his hand was caught between two impossibly soft cushions and on instinct more than anything else, he concentrated his mana and attention towards his right side.

The blue robe heir became blurry, and the next thing Sylver knew, there was a razor-sharp sword trapped in his fist.

In the time it took a normal person to blink, blue robe twisted his sword in an attempt to pull it out of Sylver’s grasp, but all his efforts achieved was dislocating Sylver’s wrist.

While he tightened his grip on the blade, he angled his left hand, summoned his ax into it, and tried to push it into blue robe’s face.

Sylver had him, the edge of the ax head was a hair’s breadth away from blue robe’s eyeball, in another second the ax would be coated in enough [Necrotic Mutilation] to force itself through his skull.

He felt that odd soft pillow sensation again, but it was all around him this time, and too faint for him to figure out the direction.

Without even realizing it, Sylver lost all connection to his arms, legs, and his outside head, as his indestructible ribcage was pushed out of his “body.”

Thanks to [Lesser Perception] Sylver got to see the whole thing, as his squashed head and ribcage flew away from his body. Purple robe had his palm in the place Sylver’s chest had been a moment prior, and in front of that palm, was a Sylver-shaped hole, in the middle of Sylver’s body.

Purple looked as surprised as Sylver felt, as was blue robe.

It was a slightly rectangular hole, and as Sylver’s ribcage collided with the wall and bounced off it with an undignified ping sound, he honestly didn’t know what to say or do.

As his ribcage flew through the air, Sylver wondered if this was due to the massive difference in level, or if it was simply a bad matchup.

Brute force was one of those things that could only be countered by an equal amount of brute force, but as amazing as Sylver’s body was, it didn’t stand a chance in a direct confrontation against a cultivator.

Sylver could do little else but wait for enough magic to build up around him to form himself a set of arms and legs. Thankfully, despite the minor setback, Sylver still had the upper hand.