Chapter 38: The Cheapest Black Donkey
The voice was old, like an old duck screaming strangely, the black shadow leaped four or five meters high, slammed, and fell down hard, falling firmly.
Both Zhou Heng and Han Yulian fixed their eyes on the black shadow, with extremely surprised expressions on their faces.
The two melons who don't have full hair yet dare to stare at me presumptuously, I really want to die! The black figure got up, and then stretched his limbs, Let me stretch my muscles and bones first, it's a few hundred It hasn't moved for a year!
Zhou Heng and the two were like fossils, staring numbly at the black shadow in front of them.
They have even seen a living skeleton, and logically speaking, there should be nothing in the world that can scare them, but this black shadow in front of them...**** is not a human, but a donkey, completely black without a single hair black donkey.
Monster beasts can cultivate and have considerable intelligence, but they have never heard of one that can speak!
Beasts are just beasts after all!
But the black donkey in front of him spoke, moreover in an old-fashioned tone.
What's the matter, why do you look like you've seen a ghost? Could it be that I've become more handsome after sleeping for thousands of years? The black donkey posed smugly, Hey, you two, If you don’t pay homage to this seat, this seat will force you to accept you as mounts!”
Zhou Heng's face darkened, and a donkey said that he would take it as a mount. Is this comfortable?
Stinky boy, why are you staring? A weak junior like you can crush 10,000 people with a single finger. It is a blessing you have cultivated in your previous life to accept you as a mount! Said loudly, sat down on the ground with one buttocks, and propped one front leg on the mouth, looking very proud.
I actually met a donkey who can show off!
Zhou Hengqiang pulled out his long sword with a bang, danced a sword flower, and said: I am hungry, and I just ate a donkey meat to make up for it!
Judging from the aura exuded by this donkey, it's only on the tenth level of body training, not much better than Han Yulian. And now he has also reached the ninth level of body refining. Although he is short of a big realm, the Lingtian Nine Forms can make up for it.
You bastard with no hair yet wants to eat your donkey, I'll spit on you! The black donkey was furious, jumped up, and kicked Zhou Heng with a front hoof. past.
call!
The strong wind howled, and this kick was extremely fast.
Zhou Heng turned around, unfolded his flying cloud steps, dodged the blow without a second, stabbed back with his long sword, and slashed at the big mouth of the black donkey - this stinky mouth.
Look at this seat's three ways of kicking people! The black donkey stood upright with its hind legs, brushing and brushing, and the bounce was faster than monsters of the same level, and it came to the back of Zhou Heng's head. It was just a hoof hit.
Zhou Heng turned his feet and dodged dangerously, with a strong shock in his heart.
After practicing Ling Tian Nine Styles, he seems to have mastered the general trend of martial arts in the world, and can judge the opponent's next attack route from a tiny bit of movement, even a veteran blood refining master like Zhou Xianming is no exception!
But the black donkey's attack was completely out of this range. It was like a powerful and unconstrained style, and the antelope hung its horns, which made him unable to make a judgment. Therefore, he could only rely on Feiyunbu to adapt to the situation.
This is the first time he has lost control of the battle situation.
Look at my kick kick kick! the black donkey yelled, Stinky boy, you are no match for this seat at all, hurry up and kneel down and admit defeat, or this seat will kick your ass to pieces!
In front of this seat, you have no chance at all!
This seat sees that your aptitude is not bad, so I reluctantly accept you as an apprentice!
Apprentice with a white face, don't hesitate to kneel down to this seat and call out your mentor!
This black donkey is completely a whore, making both Zhou Heng and Han Yulian think that someone put on a donkey's skin to pretend to be. The initial shock was completely offset by the rascality of this black donkey. Hearing it spit dirty, he wished to completely block its mouth.
Stinky boy, hurry up to pay homage to your teacher, I will pass on your unworldly magic! The black donkey put its two front legs behind its back, and walked upright with its two hind legs. Zhou Heng's long sword passed.
Zhou Heng's eyes froze, his figure suddenly stopped, and the terrifying sword intent spread out, and he began to perform Ling Tian's first form.
Damn, what kind of swordsmanship is this that makes me feel a little scared? The black donkey put down its front legs, I won't play with you anymore!
Whoosh, it flung off its four hooves and ran, its speed was ridiculously fast, and disappeared without a trace in an instant.
Zhou Heng was dumbfounded. Although he was good at body skills, Feiyunbu only had form and didn't have the corresponding movement skills. His speed was not much faster than ordinary ninth-level body-refining warriors, so he could only look at this black-headed warrior in vain. The donkey disappeared in an instant.
This place... is too weird! Han Yulian said tremblingly, the series of things that happened before completely exceeded her limit.
Weird indeed!
Dead and resurrected corpses, talking donkeys!
Zhou Heng walked to the original location of the stele, and now there was only a huge hole left. When he probed it, it was so dark that he couldn't see anything! He picked a stone and threw it down, but he didn't hear the echo for a long time, it was unfathomable!
How did the black donkey get out?
boom!
A powerful and palpitating breath emanated from the hole, and Zhou Heng couldn't help but backed up again and again, retreating several tens of meters before stopping.
It seems that we have caused trouble! Zhou Heng scratched his head, and now he is somewhat sure that the stone tablet was used to suppress this cave.
It's you, it has nothing to do with me! After Han Yulian's mood was disturbed by the black donkey, she was less afraid, and she was able to joke with Zhou Heng.
Indeed, he was the one who caused the trouble alone.
Zhou Heng walked to the edge of the stele, tried to weigh the weight, and couldn't help but sink, and it was very difficult to lift it up an inch.
My current strength is about to reach 10,000 catties. It can be seen that the weight of this stone tablet is even higher than this! Zhou Heng thought in his heart, but he still dragged the stone tablet to the cave. Come to the edge of the burrow.
hum!
The blood-colored stele trembled, stood upright automatically, and fell towards the hole.
Zhou Heng hurriedly unfolded the Flying Cloud Walk, his figure flashed away, and with a slam, the stone tablet passed by the edge of his body, almost hitting him like that!
This stele weighed ten thousand catties, and with the speed just now, if it hit it, it would be enough to shatter all the bones in his body in an instant!
Only then did he feel fear for a while, and he was sweating coldly.
What exactly is this place? Han Yulian said tremblingly.
Everything is weird! If you can ask the donkey, you may get the answer, but unfortunately, this donkey runs very fast!
The Pingtian Mountain Range is not only a strange place, but also the figure reflected in the bottom of the cold pool in the valley, which is also very strange.
There seems to be something terrible sealed in this place, and he is far from having the strength to figure it out, so it's better not to touch it. I hope it's not that donkey, Zhou Heng hoped in his heart, otherwise he would really be in trouble.
The two walked back, and after passing through the narrow road with nine bends and eighteen bends, the misty area appeared in front of them again, and strange screams could be heard vaguely.
...Your uncle donkey was killed!
Is there anyone, take your donkey uncle out!
Uncle Donkey still wants to arrest the holy girl from Dongling Immortal Pond as a maidservant, he can't die here!
The howling of ghosts and wolves became louder and louder, and soon a black figure was seen running out of the mist, wasn't it the black donkey full of nonsense?
Seeing Zhou Heng and the other two, the black donkey screamed loudly, ran towards Zhou Heng and the other two, and shouted: So you are still alive, I really want to kill your donkey uncle!
Running close, the black donkey turned sharply, swiped, kicked out with two hind legs, and kicked Zhou Heng.
I know your donkey has bad intentions! Zhou Heng had been prepared for a long time, and with Feiyunbu stretched out, he crossed his body, kicked the donkey out of the way, swung his sword across the ground, and stabbed the donkey butt.
You brat, do you want your uncle's butt to bloom? The black donkey stood up erect, barely passing the sword, and then kicked its big black butt backwards, You have the ability! Hit your donkey uncle, I will reward you with a face of gold!
Facing this ruffian-like black donkey, Zhou Heng felt like vomiting blood, which completely diluted the shock of seeing a donkey that could talk.
Ling Tian's first form!
Again! The black donkey jumped at the opportunity, landed on its front hooves immediately, and ran for more than 20 meters, leaving the range that Zhou Heng's sword intent could affect, Fortunately, your uncle donkey is well-informed, otherwise Being stabbed by a stinky boy won't lose your fame for a lifetime!
Stinky boy, come and chase your donkey uncle! The donkey stood up again, twisting its buttocks while patting its front hooves, it was so cheap that it was beyond description.
Zhou Heng put away his sword and stood up, with a smile on his face, and said, I can go out!
The black donkey was frozen as if frozen, but after a moment, it rushed to Zhou Heng and said: Boy, take me out, I might just take it with me when I'm happy. Assign you a few tricks, and you will become the best master in the world!
Zhou Heng laughed loudly, but shook his head, and said, Tell me your background, and I'll think about it!
What, you brat, how dare you threaten me? The black donkey was furious, with its front hooves on the ground, and its hind legs brushing the ground, it kicked towards Zhou Heng.
Damn black donkey, you really are despicable and shameless! Zhou Heng quickly dodged, and was almost kicked in the chest. He slashed back with his sword, forcing the black donkey to back away.
Wrong, I'm teaching you kindly! the black donkey said nonchalantly with a very old face.
Facing this black donkey who took shamelessness as his glory, Zhou Heng had nothing to say, but danced his sword light even more fiercely.
Stop! Stop! the black donkey yelled, I have no time to argue with you!
Zhou Heng also knew that there was nothing he could do to this donkey who was so quick to see the opportunity, so he immediately put away his attack. Unexpectedly, this black donkey was extremely insidious, and at this moment, it kicked over again.
You cheap ass!