Survival In the Wilderness: My Luck is 100 Million Points

1496 Mice Crossing The Street

After saying these words, Christovsky pressed the distress button and waited for the rescuers of the program team.

In any case, if a player wants to retire, the program team must be responsible for bringing him back. This is the most basic.

But the staff in charge of this mission all looked like they had eaten a dead fly.

feel very bad.

The audience also felt very unlucky.

Early in the morning, I saw this guy saying such a thing.

Aliens contacted you, how did they contact you?

Do you dream?

Or did the aliens turn into worms, fly to your ears and buzz a few times, and you translated them yourself?

If you want to retire, just say so!

Anyway, no one expects you to win the championship. It doesn’t matter if you retire or not, why make such a bad excuse?

Even if you pretend to have a stomachache, it is better than this excuse!

When you go to school and want to take a leave of absence to go home, who hasn’t pretended to have a stomachache?

Some people deliberately eat a bad stomach in order to pretend to be more like, and the fake sickness becomes a real one, and they get a leave request directly.

In the ward, the smile on Tompkin’s face completely solidified.

The emotions in his heart were very complicated.

What to say?

This guy is really annoying, he really needs to be beaten, he broke his arm and has to rest for at least three months.

Now I have found such a bad excuse to retire and insult the IQ of others.

But at the same time, he said he would come to the hospital to take care of himself and give compensation.

Tompkin’s complicated emotions turned into a long sigh after a while.

As it turns out, there are some people you just can’t get mad at.

Because in the end it is you who is angry.

Lying there, Tompkin simply stopped watching the live broadcast, and found two movies on the Internet to start watching.

He reckoned that by the time the movie was over, Christovsky would almost be able to get to the hospital.

On the Internet, indignant viewers said that Christofsky could not be spared like this.

No matter what, it’s still going to be a fight!

“I’m ready, I’ll hit him when he gets home, and I’ll live next to his house!”

“I am the owner of the convenience store downstairs in his house. In the future, when he comes to buy things, I will overcharge him!”

“Humph, I still owe him 20,000 yuan, and I decided not to pay it back! I used it to buy skins in the game, and I didn’t pay it back either!”

“Hahahaha! It’s a bit too much to owe money and not pay it back!”

“Wait, it is estimated that soon, there will be a video of Christovsky being beaten on the Internet!”

“………”

The audience is still angry.

And after Kristowski chose to retire, the live broadcast was also closed.

Then he let out a breath.

There was a smile on his face.

“Finally, I don’t have to stay on the island and suffer.”

“My excuse is also very good, hahaha!”

He gave him thirty-two likes for his wit.

In his view, this makes perfect sense.

I am an avid alien lover myself, and giving such a reason for withdrawing from the competition is simply impeccable!

He even stood there, reciting one of his favorite words.

“The most precious thing for a person is life. Life is only once for each person, and a person’s life should be spent in this way: when he looks back on the past, he will not regret for wasting his time, nor will he be ashamed for being mediocre; At the time, he was able to say: “My whole life and all my energies have been dedicated to the most magnificent cause in the world – the search for aliens. ”

Yes, he changed the famous saying in how people’s steel is made…

If his current performance can be broadcast live, then the very few people who are still willing to believe in him will probably kill him!

There have always been people who firmly believe in the existence of aliens, and there are many people who are fanatical, so there are still a few people who are willing to believe in him. But in fact, it was all lies he came up with in order to retire.

Soon, Christovsky heard the roar of the helicopter.

He was already mentally prepared, and sure enough, the rescuers this time continued to look at him coldly.

No one paid him any attention.

After boarding the helicopter, he felt very embarrassed and could only find his own words.

“Thank you for coming to rescue me, thank you.”

“Wow, food and water were prepared on the plane. Was this sent by aliens?”

“Hey, I just wanted to make a joke, don’t mind.”

Christovsky said.

At this time, there was a rescuer boy who couldn’t help it.

“Silly beep, that’s what I prepared for you, your father, not some bullshit alien!”

“Also, before you get out of this helicopter, if you dare to let out half a fart, I’d rather not have this job and knock out your mouth full of stinky teeth!”

“Did you hear that clearly!”

Christovsky nodded quickly, not daring to speak again.

Everyone else on the plane also glared at him.

The whole process was very torturous, and it was not until he got off the plane that he breathed a sigh of relief.

But he soon found out that on his next journey, everyone didn’t give a good face!

The driver who took him to the hospital looked very disdainful and full of ridicule. He looked at him like a neurotic.

After he got out of the car, he heard the driver mutter.

“It is estimated that he has been on the island for too long and has lost his mind.”

Then he was brought into the hospital by the staff of the show team for some medical examinations.

Doctors, nurses, all looked ugly.

Only then did Christovsky realize that he was already stinking.

Become a street rat!

“Listen to my explanation, I often talk about aliens, and most of them are joking!”

“I am anxious to retire and come back. On the one hand, I can’t stay alone, and on the other hand, I want to take care of Tompkin. I feel very guilty!”

“Really, I’m telling the truth, and I didn’t mean to hurt him, it was an accident!”

“I am not a bad guy……”

But no matter how he explained it, no one paid him any attention.

This time he was telling the truth, but it was no use!

Everyone already hated him, and they didn’t want to see him or listen to him.

Even if everyone really knows in their hearts, he is really not a big villain or something, but he is really annoying!

He started to make a statement online, wanting to beg everyone’s forgiveness.

“Just kidding? You have to have a degree in joking. You have no emotional intelligence or IQ. What are you kidding?”

“You stop, it’s annoying!” ..

“The aliens gave me a dream just now, and the aliens told me to find a way to beat you up.”

“I’m an alien, you transfer three million to me now, and I’ll take you to travel around the universe.”

“I’m also an alien, you call me dad, and I’ll show you my spaceship.”

“Just be honest, no one will scold you, I advise you to stay quiet recently, let’s talk about this after a while!”

………

Netizens are mocking him, making jokes about aliens.

Looking at these sharp, mean words, Christovsky fell into silence.

Someone is also giving him advice to wait for the heat of this matter to pass.

In this age of information explosion, many people will forget him within a few days.

In the end, Christofsky, who had been reduced to a street rat, turned off his phone and went to Tompkin’s ward.

This time, he put away all his thoughts and didn’t mention the aliens at all.

He just wanted to apologize to Tompkin earnestly and sincerely.