LIGHTNOVELONLINE Chapter 73 - My Ancient Apprentice (2)
“No fuss.”
Duan Qingen gently took off the beard on his face again, set it aside, and then removed the hood on his head.
When he washed his face again, and raised his head under Duan Xu’s shocked eyes, it was already a face much younger than before.
Duan was so scared that he cried.
In his little head, he wandered around for a while, and then he wandered around again. Maybe the master had practiced some great magic skills, and the whole person was fainted.
But he was still strong and shouted carefully: “Master, Master, are you?”
“It’s me.”
Duan Qingen wiped his face and took up a towel to wipe the water off his face.
Duan Xu saw that his voice was still the same as before, and he was relieved, carefully and cautiously turned around the table, picked up a wooden stick on the ground, and poked at the fake leather unloaded from the table.
Poke and shake.
Seeing the fake leather still, he hadn’t relaxed yet, so he moved slowly, blocking Duan Qingen.
Duan Xu: “Master! Is this an evil demon!”
“Are we going to get rid of it, Master?”
Duan Qingen: “Well … that’s fine.”
Duan Xu suddenly became more tense, staring at these things, trying to kill it with his sharp eyes.
Then, he watched Duan Qingen, who was behind him, gathered the things on the table at random, and threw them in the trash.
I also lost the garbage this morning, knowing that this is the segment of the trash can: “?”
He didn’t quite understand it, but soon, the silly child who believed in “My Master is a fairy” explained it to himself: “Master, have you just removed these demons with fairy water?”
“That’s called makeup remover.”
Duan Qingen took the apprentice who was stiff as a rock and sat down: “Before, for some reason, I didn’t show people the true face, do you understand?”
Duan Xu suddenly realized: “It turned out to be Yi Rongshu.”
“Master, you are so amazing that you can be so easy-going.”
He originally believed in what Duan Qingen said. After accepting this reason, his face suddenly filled with longing.
“Master, can I learn Yi Rongshu in the future?”
“Yes, but as a teacher is not very proficient in this area, do you have to learn by yourself?”
Duan Xu looked blank: “Self-study?”
“But the disciples can do nothing.”
“Come, let me show you.”
Duan Qingen took his mobile phone out of his pocket. Fortunately, there was a signal.
After a few swipes, I looked for it on a video website, and found a makeup video with the highest traffic, and put it in front of Duan Xu for him to watch.
Dumbfounded paragraph must obediently sit and watch.
Yesterday he had seen this fairy house called mobile phone, as if everyone could have it in the same place as the fairy world, even the Zhang Dazhen family who said that the master had evil spirits at home, it was not that shocking Why can there be villains inside.
Then, in the process of watching the video, the girl with yellow-skinned eyes, spots, and thin mouth quickly transformed herself into a European and American sister. The expression on the child’s face changed from confused to thoughtful. The shock ended in a blank.
The current videos are accelerated for people to watch, which is convenient for those who ca n’t make time, and a video is only four minutes long.
But this short four minutes seemed to Duan Xu to be reorganized.
Duan Qingen saw the expression “Who am I, where are I and why am I sitting here”, and patted the child’s shoulder: “Read it?”
Suddenly, Duan Xu looked like he had caught the life-saving straw. “Master, this Yi Rongshu is too terrible. If everyone is like this, wouldn’t everyone be able to tell the truth?”
Duan Qingen calmly comforted the appalled disciples: “Not everyone can do it, and this requires other things to cooperate.”
Duan Xu: “What is it?”
“Filters, beauty, and p-pictures.”
A paragraph that has never heard a word must be aggressive.
Although he didn’t understand, he subconsciously felt that this was a very powerful thing, so he continued to sigh: “Even if other things are needed, it is very good, but Master, why does this lady want to make herself a human?”
In his cognition, the Hu people are all in a low status. The Hu people can easily become Han people. How can the Han people easily become Hu people?
“Well, European and American makeup looks good. Don’t you think it looks good?”
Duan Hesitated: “It looks good, but doesn’t she worry that she will be insulted?”
“You’re afraid of dreaming” in the face of Duan Qingen: “In a society ruled by law, who would dare to insult her, and you don’t call anyone ridiculous, people are foreigners, you see so many people give her praise, no I know how much I like it. “
“Foreigner?”
Duan Xu seemed to be a three-year-old child’s fangs. Duan Qingen said something after him, he touched his face with a little confusion: “Master, are n’t the Hu people and foreigners in the fairy world no longer sneered at?”
“Whatever is ridiculed is all people. Now it is a society ruled by law, but it has not been said before.”
Duan Qingen touched his chin and looked at Duan Xu: “You look like a mixed blood.”
The word “hybrid” is too easy to understand. Duan Xu pursed his lips and his emotions suddenly fell down. “My father is a Hu, and my mother is a Han.”
“Oh, biracial, no wonder it looks so good.”
Duan Xu was stunned, he looked up blankly, and touched his face: “Master, do I look good? Don’t you think, I look a little different from ordinary people, does it look scary?”
Because of this appearance, Duan Xu was unpopular in a dart game from an early age. He said that the Hu’s blood was low, but his father was a Hu, naturally he was low.
Even when he studied hardest and hardest, his martial arts progressed much faster than other children of the same age, and everyone else was able to be a player. Only he had been a slave.
Because this is different from the ordinary person’s appearance, Duan has always been very inferior. He can usually cover his head to cover it, but even so, he is still not accepted when he walks outside.
Duan Qing’en was the first person in his memory to treat him well and was willing to give him a bed and give him food.
When Duan Qingen saw that the child had red eyes, he didn’t know what he thought, and he guessed a bit. He simply said: “Mixed blood is very popular. If your kid is in school, there must be a lot of girls chasing.”
“Okay, pick it up and wait for someone to come to us.”
Suddenly Duan Xu left the sentiment just behind his head and widened his black eyes: “Master, did you figure this out ?!”
“Oh, no.”
Duan Qingen told him very patiently: “When we first came here, we said Feng Shui. This village is so small, maybe the whole village knows it now. You just poured chicken blood into that family’s house. They When I go home, I will be scared to see chicken blood. When I ’m scared, do n’t I want to find someone to solve it? We are feng shui teachers. This family must come to us. ”
Duan Xu, who originally thought that Duan Qingen was going to say, “Yes, I calculated it, and I am just like this”.
He stammered: “So, is this just a guess?”
“No.”
Duan Qing’s righteous words: “How can this be said to be guessing? This is inference. It is probabilistic. Do you know? Acts of human beings and things to be done can be calculated based on probability.”
Duan Xu: “Probability?”
“Well, it’s normal for you to be young. If you go to school, the teacher will teach you.”
This sentence needs to be understood, and the young man’s black eyes are even brighter: “Master, would you send me to school? Can I also study at school?”
“Of course, kids like yours have to study.”
“Come, silly apprentice, come here.”
Duan Qing’en beckoned and saw Duan Xu come along like a puppy dog called by his owner, and whispered in his ear: “I’ve inquired, the man with the family name Zhang, his son works at the police station.”
Duan Xu also whispered, “Master, what is the police station?”
“It’s public security. According to your thinking, you can understand it as the government.”
Duan Xu immediately brought respect in his eyes: “Is he an official?”
“Don’t call him Grandpa. People think you’re crazy.”
Duan Xu nodded obediently: “Master, what should I call him if I meet him?”
“Ok……”
Duan Qingen thought for a second: “Uncle police, it’s all called now.”
Duan Xu nodded obediently immediately; “I know Master.”
Duan Qingen; “Look at you, if you ask me three questions, you do n’t have an account or an ID card. If you can get online with this family, he may be a police station. He can also help you keep a file and register an ID card. You have nothing, the school does not accept it. “
Although most of the words are incomprehensible, the last sentence must still be understood, and the touching nose is sour again: “Master, you are very kind to me.”
“I know I’m good to you. After you go to school, study hard, take a good university, and then be a ceo, earn money to support me, you know?”
“I know Master.”
Duan Xu nodded obediently: “Master, let me do whatever I want.”
Although he doesn’t understand what Western medicine is, he will definitely be obedient and work hard in this regard.
The two masters and apprentices were talking. The wooden door, which was almost non-existent outside, was pushed open. A woman in her forties, leaned into her head with a little panic on the face.
“That one……”
When I came in, I saw that I was much younger than I expected, and he looked a bit handsome. Looking at Duan Qingen who was more of a high-level intellectual than a Feng Shui master, she asked a bit hesitantly: “Excuse me, this child ’s master A Feng Shui division? “
“it’s me.”
Duan Qingen stood up, “Sister, are you looking for me?”
“Yes, that, Master, my house has been weird recently. I just want to ask if you can help us.”
“Okay, I happen to be idle too, seeing that I have a fate with you, I won’t collect any money.” Duan Qingenli got up, “Duan Xu, keep up.”
“Master Yun!”
Duan Xu immediately followed.
This woman is here to try it out. She wanted to talk about the price, but in the blink of an eye, the master and apprentice were already standing in front of him.
Duan Qingen looked naturally: “Sister, let’s go.”
woman:”……”
I don’t know why, she always feels a little wrong.
But thinking that it is not collecting money anyway, not looking at nothing.
So ten minutes later, the three stood in Zhang’s house.
“Since the heavy rain last month, my family is a little bit wrong. My old man has nightmares every night when he sleeps, saying that he dreamed of a woman standing at the window and crying at him. Although I did not have nightmares, but these days my chest It’s always a dull pain, and the cervical spine is not very comfortable. “
Speaking of this, she voiced fear; “It was almost the day before yesterday, I was asleep and woke up by my old man, saying that I saw a woman sitting in my chest, and my hand was still around my neck … “
“As a result, today, when I got home, I saw blood on the wall. Master, help me to see if there is something wrong with my house. My old man hasn’t slept for a long time, so go on, You have to collapse. “
Duan Qingen walked around the room, “Which room do you sleep in?”
“In there, come, I’ll take you there.”
The middle-aged woman took them into the master bedroom.
Country houses are usually larger than the city. Although the master bedroom they are looking at is not well decorated, the place is still quite large. Duan Qingen walked in the house and went directly to the same large window. on.
The window is facing the bed. If someone is lying on it, from this angle, you can see a peach tree planted outside.
In the eyes of others, this peach tree is very good, and is slowly swinging its leaves in the wind.
But in Duan Qingen’s eyes, what he saw was a whole tree full of black gas.
He pointed directly at the tree:
“When was this tree here?”
“I was here very early. I did n’t know how early. I just knew that this house was built by my father-in-law. I remember that the tree was here when I first married, as if I saw this peach tree at that time. It doesn’t bear fruit, but it can open beautiful peach blossoms. My mother-in-law likes peach blossoms, so she put this tree in the yard. “
The middle-aged woman was extremely nervous: “Master, is there any problem with this peach tree?”
“But we have lived here for so long, and it has been fine.”
Duan Qingen opened the window and smelled the air; “Is there anything related to this peach tree recently?”
“Related to Peach …”
The middle-aged woman tried hard for a long time, and finally came up with: “Yes! Yes! My son, he came back to see us before, and said at the table that he likes to eat peaches. Unfortunately, the peach tree at home does not bear fruit, my wife thought Then, the peach tree didn’t bear fruit. That was because the fertilizer was not enough. My father-in-law had used chemical fertilizer before, but it just didn’t bear fruit. Then I thought about it. “
Duan Qingen: “Did you use natural pollution-free fertilizer?”
“Yeah.”
The middle-aged woman nodded again and again: “Master, you are so smart, my toilet is far away, and I usually use a bucket to go to the toilet at night. I thought that since those fertilizers sold on the market are not good, it is better to use them directly, so I just Go pour a pit under the tree when you pour the bucket and pour it directly into it. “
“But within a few days my son said that this would not work, it would be better to use fertilizer, and then I did not get it.”
After speaking, she was nervous and couldn’t do it. She asked, “Master, is it really because of this? Isn’t this tree a wicked door? Is there any way to resolve it?”
“Yes, let’s be calm and calm.”
Duan Qingen made an ok gesture. “Sister, look at it like this, it ’s getting dark soon. It ’s better that you and your wife live in other houses tonight. My apprentice and I live here to see the situation tonight. You see how about it?”
“Okay!”
The middle-aged woman nodded quickly: “Then you trouble me, master, would you like something to eat? I’ll give you Zhang Luo.”
“You don’t have to worry about eating.”
Duan Qingen touched a bit hungry belly, and his righteous words: “My apprentice is still young, and you just need to get some meat.”
“Well, I’ll kill you a chicken.”
The middle-aged woman went to catch the chicken.
When she was out, Duan Xu dared to speak out. He carefully looked at the peach tree in the yard: “Master, is there any problem with this peach tree?”
“The peach tree itself is fine.”
Duan Qingen took a pack of hot sticks out of his pocket and ate them bit by bit: “I’ll know by this evening.”
——
That night, Duan Qingen and Duan had to sleep in the master bedroom.
Duan Xu was nervous. Although he was full of sleepiness, he never slept, but Duan Qingen slept quite sweetly.
At twelve, the bell outside rang.
Then, the whine woman cried.
Duan Xu opened his eyes stupidly, and the frightened body stiffened the next second.
A woman in red was standing in front of the window facing the bed.
Her hair was fluttering, her complexion was pale, and the nails exposed by her hanging hands were pointed and long, typical of a ghostly image.
At this moment, crying low.
Duan Xu was so scared that his heart was about to jump out, and he quickly patted Duan Qingen who was sleeping next to him: “Master, master!”
Duan Qingen pouted: “Don’t make noise, I want to sleep.”
“Master, yes, there are ghosts!”
“Well … I know.” Duan Qingen drew his body with his eyes closed, took out a sign and shot Duan Xu: “Go and ask, why is she crying, I will sleep for a while.”
After that, he turned around and went to sleep.
Duan must: “…”
The child was almost crying.
But looking back at the sleeping Master and the charm on himself, he still trembled from the bed and walked carefully towards the window.
“That, this little … Miss, my master asked me to ask you, why are you crying?”
“woo woo woo woo……”
The female ghost sobbed a few times, softly and weakly made a salute to Duan Xu: “Yu Jiayue, have seen the son.”
Duan Xu; “… you, are you really a ghost?”
The female ghost whined a few times again, “Although I am a ghost, I have never harmed anyone. Please beg my son for mercy, so as not to hurt me.”
Duan Xu carefully turned back to look at the sleeping master, and then turned boldly: “That, ghost sister, you say you are not hurting, but why does the aunt who lives here say you come to pinch her neck in the middle of the night? “
“I don’t want to, but I even cried with them for a month, but they ignored me. When I was angry, I wanted to make some noise and let them ignore me.”
Yueniang continued to sob and cried, “I am also well-informed. If they weren’t too much, how would I do it?”
Seeing the female ghost sister’s crying eyes began to shed blood and tears, Duan Xu swallowed softly and swallowed: “What’s wrong with them?”
“My son, look at me. Although I don’t look like a country, I definitely don’t lose Diao Chan. I have learned all kinds of poetry, song, and poetry since I was young. My father regrets that I died prematurely, buried me here, and planted my favorite peach tree, hoping that I would still look even in the underground. For a long time, I attached this peach On the tree, the appearance is getting more and more beautiful. Look, boy … “
Duan Xu looked at the female ghost with **** red eyes and a pale face that could not see the facial features: “Uh … it’s more beautiful.”
“Woo … but this family was unreasonable, and buried the dirt under the tree. I have such a face, but I will suffer from this shame and shame. As a company with dirt, day and night, I ca n’t rely on it, so I come every night I asked the master of his house and begged, but they pretended to be deaf and dumb. My son, I ca n’t help it, I just wanted to scare and scare the lady in this family. I did n’t really do anything, just let them know that I ’m there. Please forgive me, I have been buried under this tree for a long time, and I have never really hurt anyone … “
Duan Xu has never felt begged by a female ghost.
He softened his legs. “Well, forgive you, my master.”
After speaking, he turned and called; “Master, master!”
Duan Qing’en, who was sleeping, yawned and made an ok gesture; “Minger, I told this family and asked them to take away the artificial fertilizer.”
Yue Niang was a sobbing weeping cry, and quickly saluted: “Thank you, Lord, and thank you, then I will not disturb the two.”
Duan Xu stood by the window, watching the female ghost sister, who was very confident in her appearance, floated to the tree, then squeezed in carefully and disappeared.
Duan must: “…”
It turns out that ghosts are just like people. They also know that they love beauty and cleanliness.
He turned to look at Duan Qingen, who was yawning, “Master, how can we tell this family tomorrow?”
It is said that the female ghost is unhappy because you buried the feces at the feet of others?
Or is this female ghost particularly fond of beauty, don’t you do anything to Taoshu that damages her beautiful image?
“You’ll know tomorrow.”
Duan Qingen buried himself in the quilt: “Okay, sleep, a child like yours won’t grow up early without going to bed early and getting up early.”
——
Zhang Wei is 24 years old and has been working in a police station for two years.
He took a leave home today because his parents called him last night and said that a master came to help watch Feng Shui.
Zhang Wei returned from leave without thinking.
What Feng Shui looks at are feudal superstitions, all scammers, all fooling money.
As for my parents, this master does n’t want money? You do n’t need money when you look at Feng Shui. You always want Feng Shui. He works at the police station himself.
This kind of scammer is relying on the old man’s superstition and does not understand science, so that he can cheat money unscrupulously.
The more Zhang Wei wanted to get more angry, he walked home all the way.
The door was open, he didn’t sip, and walked in with anger.
As soon as I went in, I heard a slow voice talking slowly:
“Actually, it’s very simple, because before you buried artificial fertilizer under the peach tree, this peach tree was facing the window of your master bedroom. When you fell asleep at night, the smell drifted in along the window. Why can’t you smell during the day? Because during the day, the taste is more concentrated. For people, the sense of smell at night is actually more accurate, but at this time you are sleeping, so the sense of smell is uncomfortable and reflected directly into the brain, you will I started dreaming and felt sick. “
“The cervical spine pain and chest tightness are also very simple. Look at you, eldest sister. Every day, it’s sunrise, it’s sunset, and it’s not too young. It’s not surprising that you can work comfortably every day, plus your wife has been The dream you told you, you also feel uncomfortable because of those dreams. “
“There is blood on the ground. I observed it. It should be a weasel carrying a chicken and eating it. The blood was splashing on the wall. You can ask if anyone in the village has lost a chicken.”
I can definitely figure it out, after all, the chicken is in his stomach.
“It’s okay? It’s okay. You can get the artificial fertilizer under the peach tree. Don’t bury anything weird underneath. Just press the shutters of the master bedroom window.”
Zhang Wei’s footwork slowly stopped.
The angry expression on his face fell into hesitation.
When he walked in, he could see a man in his thirties who was in vain, smiling and waving his hand:
“If you do n’t want money, you can’t believe it.”
“There is no ghost, you believe me. It’s all old age, but don’t make any feudal superstitions.”
After pushing back the money given by Zhang Wei’s mother, he had another face of righteousness:
“There is no ghost in this world, only science!”