Starting from Douluo, violent upgrade

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"Gu, Gu Gu Gu Gu!!"

In the chicken coop at the village chief's house, after a violent incident, the two of them were covered in chicken feathers.

"Brother Tao, isn't it good for us to be sneaking around like this?"

Tang San was holding a big fat chicken in his hand.

"Not good, then why did you pick the fattest one and it's still drooling?"

Jiang Tao looked at Tang San, who was drooling from the corner of his mouth. He rolled his eyes and said no, but his body was very honest.

"Uh uh uh……"

Tang San wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth in embarrassment. The chicken was really delicious. I remember the last time I ate it was during the Chinese New Year!

He had never eaten such a fat chicken before. Thinking of this, his saliva flowed down unconsciously.

"And Xiaosan, what you just said made a serious mistake. What we are doing is not sneaking around at all. What you said is slandering and tarnishing our extremely pure character."

Jiang Tao looked at Tang San and said.

"But Brother Tao, we are obviously just sneaking around, aren't we?"

Tang San was confused. What nonsense was Brother Tao going to say?

"Let me ask you, did we pet the dog?"

Jiang Tao asked.

"No."

Tang San shook his head.

"Isn't sneaking around like a dog an inappropriate description?"

Jiang Tao asked again.

"But Brother Tao, is it right that we stole the village chief's chicken?"

At first glance, the description is indeed inappropriate. After all, the dog was not touched, but it must be true that they stole the chicken.

"No, no, we are called stealing chickens, we are called compensating the village chief, Old Jack, and doing good deeds by the way."

Jiang Tao said with a righteous look on his face.

"what???"

Tang San felt that he was completely confused.

Stealing the chicken is to compensate the old village chief Jack and do some good deeds at the same time?

Are you sure you won't get hammered on the head if you say this? ?

"Think about it, old village chief Jack bribed tool man Su Yuntao in order to get a soul master in the village. Is he now short of money and wants to sell chickens in the city for money?"

Jiang Tao asked Tang San.

"Ah."

Tang San nodded.

What happened just now in front of you must not be false.

"How much does a chicken cost?"

Jiang Tao looked at Tang San and asked again.

"The normal market price of a chicken should be three or four copper coins."

Tang San replied, feeling a little confused about Brother Tao's question.

"Then we have only caught one big fat chicken and left fifty copper coins. Did the old village chief Jack avoid traveling long distances to the city to sell chickens and earn more than 40 copper coins? Then what do you think of us? Does this count as compensation for village chief Jack and doing a good deed by the way?"

Jiang Tao tortured Tang San's soul.

"Hmm, that seems to make sense."

After hearing what Brother Tao said, Tang San felt that it made sense.

Village Chief Old Jack has seven or eight chickens in his house. Even if he catches them all and sells them, they won't be able to exchange them for fifty copper coins, and it takes a day to go back and forth to the city. It's very hard work. Now he has lost one chicken and is lying at home. I got fifty copper coins, which was something I never dreamed of.

"So, we don't call it sneaking around, we call it doing good deeds and accumulating virtue, you know."

On the way back, Tang San grabbed the chicken and Jiang Tao said to the side.

"Yes, yes, we are doing good deeds and accumulating virtue!"

Tang San nodded, completely convinced by Brother Tao's absurd reasoning, and his saliva flowed down again.

Wait, why do you say it's wrong? ?

……

In the evening, there is a remote cabin in the innermost part of the village.

A tangy fragrance spreads.

On the table, there was a big bowl of chicken, an egg soup, and two vegetables. The two children were so greedy that they cried.

"Why is it so delicious?"

As the sun sets, a ray of light enters the house along the wooden door.

At the same time, a man in somewhat slovenly clothing pushed open the door and entered.

"Dad, you're back. Dinner is ready. This is Brother Tao. I told you about it."

Seeing the man pushing open the door and entering, Tang San immediately stood up, took over his father's luggage, and introduced him.

"Hello, Uncle Tang."

Jiang Tao greeted Tang Hao.

To be honest, Jiang Tao was really surprised when he saw Tang Hao.

It is hard to imagine that a genius who once stood at the top of the mainland would fall to this level.

Sure enough, when it comes to how hurtful the world is, only the word love stands out the most.

After losing his significant other, the former genius fell into ruin.

But even so, beneath his sloppy clothing, he still hid his former burliness and glory.

"If you're hungry, let's eat first. Why is there still chicken today? Did you kill the egg-laying hen that your family bought a few days ago?"

Tang Hao sat at the table and asked with some confusion.

It turns out that their family bought an egg-laying hen from Old Jack a few days ago, and planned to save some eggs to eat during the Chinese New Year, and if they were lucky, they would lay a clutch of chicks.

"No, this chicken was bought by Brother Tao and Grandpa Jack."

Tang San replied, that chicken was their family's treasure for laying eggs, so there was no way they could kill it and eat it.

"Oh……"

After dispelling their worries, the three of them started eating to their heart's content.

A fat chicken weighing five pounds.

Tang Hao!

Tang San!

Jiang Tao!

The three of them ate with their mouths full of oil.

That expression is so exciting!

Especially Tang San and Jiang Tao devoured the food, and both of them soon burped for a long time.

Sure enough, when three men are together, happiness is as simple as a meal.

"Little San—"

At this moment, a voice came from outside.

"It's old Grandpa Jack here!"

After eating and drinking, Jiang Tao and Tang San, who were rubbing their bellies, jumped up as if on conditioned reflex.

"???"

Tang Hao was chewing chicken wings and looked at the two children acting strangely, with questions on their heads.

"Hey, why is this room full of chicken smell? Tang Hao, it's rare for a blacksmith like you to have an idea. Knowing that Xiaosan is gifted with soul power, did you kill the chicken you bought from me a few days ago to celebrate?"

After Old Jack entered the room, he looked at the chicken on the table and said lightly.

Everyone knows that the blacksmith's family is the poorest in the village, and it would be nice if they could eat chicken once a year.

"Old Jack, what are you doing here?"

Tang Hao, who had looked sad just now, took a sip of wine and looked at Old Jack coldly.

The other party was obviously about the same age as him, but he always pretended to be an elder, which made Tang Hao quite unhappy.

"Why am I here? I don't want to send my mistress to Notting College, but I'm here to ask your opinion. There's no way he can spend his whole life hanging around like a useless blacksmith like you."

said old Jack.

"If he doesn't go, you don't have to ask."

Tang Hao refused directly.

"You stinky blacksmith, you yourself have no future and you want your son to have no future? You, you, you have harmed Xiaosan! Xiaosan is a genius with innate soul power, and he will become a master in the future. of!!"

When Old Jack heard this, he was so angry that he hit the ground with his crutch!

I have never seen such a stupid blacksmith! !

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