Start with the script killing shop

The next day, the first self-made newspaper in the Galaxy Script Theme Park was officially launched in Taiping Town.

It's just that the person selling newspapers is not Jiang Qi, but two B\u0026B employees temporarily borrowed from Jiang Bing.

As for why Jiang Qi didn’t sell it himself...

Because his cold got worse, he went to the hospital in the town and got sick.

In order to express his support for "Taiping Zabao", Jiang Qi first bought a copy of the first issue of the newspaper with his own money before going to the hospital. Because Wang Xinghua had a serious delay in drafting, it was not until about 10 o'clock last night that the first issue of the newspaper was completely completed and sent for urgent copying. Jiang Qi only learned about the subsequent content after buying the newspaper.

The end of May is not considered the flu season. On this day, people will go to the hospital because of catching a cold while playing in the snow. Apart from Jiang Qi, there is probably no other person in the hemisphere where Jiang Qi is.

In the infusion room, apart from Jiang Qi, there was only a mother who brought her child for infusion and an old man. The control of the remote control of the only TV in the infusion room was given to the children, including the two nurses. I am accompanying my children to watch cartoons for young children that Toy Spirits love to watch.

Jiang Qi didn't really want to play with his mobile phone, so he read "Taiping Miscellaneous News".

The finished newspaper looks very retro.

The paper is not considered inferior but not good quality either. The ink is a bit squishy and makes the newspaper look very dated. The font is small and each section is packed with densely packed small characters. Although it is crowded, it does not affect reading.

Because the entire newspaper was handwritten by Wang Xinghua, even if her calligraphy skills were excellent, there were so many words that could only be seen if she looked a little more carefully.

Although Wang Xinghua procrastinates, her professional skills are excellent, and every article is full of nonsense but also contains some useful information. The most important thing is that she can also change her writing style. The writing style of articles under different pen names is slightly different, especially the two articles related to theaters. The contrast in style is huge, and she is indeed a professional third-rate tabloid writer.

major!

"It's really professional." Jiang Qi couldn't help but marveled after reading it, "One pen name is Xinglin, and the other pen name is Kuang Wei Jushi. Both of them are in the ring. Could it be that Kuang Wei Jushi had a grudge against Xinghua in the newspaper before? , she deliberately used someone else’s pen name to get back at him this time, right?”

Jiang Qi put down the newspaper and opened his mobile phone to send a WeChat message to ask about the sales of the newspaper. The old man who had been watching TV with the children out of boredom spoke up.

"Young man." The old man smiled at Jiang Qi, "Um...can you lend me the newspaper?"

Jiang Qi readily handed over the newspaper and explained: "Uncle, this is not a serious newspaper. This is from an amusement park. It is considered to be around the amusement park. You can just read it for fun."

The uncle was quite fashionable. He understood what peripheral meant and took the newspaper with a smile: "It's from the amusement park next to it, right? I took my grandchildren there during the Chinese New Year. My dear, that toy inside It’s really hard to go to the theater. The two demon kings in my family have to buy toys after seeing it, the peripherals you mentioned. After buying, they have to queue up to continue watching. The whole day is spent on that one project, which almost makes me tired. die."

The uncle had a loud voice, and everyone in the infusion room could hear what he said. The fat nurse sitting in the corner of the infusion room also smiled and agreed when he heard what the uncle said.

"Yes, I also took my daughter to the amusement park during the Chinese New Year, and we also had a toy theater lined up for a whole day. Fortunately, my husband was with me and we took turns taking her, otherwise we wouldn't have been able to do it at all."

Then everyone started talking.

Uncle, the two nurses and the young mother are all from the town. The town is not large and has a small population, so there are basically no secrets. Basically, if there is news somewhere, it does not need to be published in the electronic newspaper. It only takes a day or two for everyone to know about it through word of mouth among the local people.

Of course, it’s not necessarily which version people know later.

When the fat nurse started talking about so-and-so who went to sell sausages near the vocational high school and had a good business, and so-and-so sold squid, but he didn’t have the skills to sell it and lost hundreds of dollars after setting it up for 10 days, the uncle finished reading the newspaper and carefully folded the newspaper It’s better to return it to Jiang Qi.

"Young man, are you a staff member of the amusement park?" the uncle asked.

Jiang Qi nodded.

"Then who did He Xiucai go on blind dates with for the first two times, and how did he get dumped? And does Tofu Xishi have a first love? It is true that she is old enough and it's time to start a family." The old man asked enthusiastically.

Jiang Qi:......

Sir, your focus is really strange.

"...Well...I'm just an ordinary staff member, I don't know much about it."

"That's it." The uncle was a little disappointed, but he quickly regained interest and asked, "Is there really something wrong with the little lark in that theater? Otherwise, how could it be possible that the theater's business was booming some time ago but not in the past two days? I I think what that layman Kuang Wei said makes sense."

"When singing on stage, if your energy and voice are not good at all, it will be noticed. Maybe the performance is too intense and Xiao Bailing's body can't bear it, so he wants to quit as a protest!"

Seeing that the uncle was so interested in Xiao Bailing, Jiang Qi quickly asked: "Uncle, do you think what the layman Kuang Wei said is right?"

"Of course." The uncle nodded, "You can tell at a glance that Xing is a fan of Little Bailing. Even though he is old, he is fashionable. You young people all know everything!"

"Uncle, haven't you ever heard Little Bailing singing?"

"Ah?" The uncle was stunned, "Is there really a little lark?"

Jiang Qi:......

"Not only is there Little Lark, but there is also a theater. Every day there are three small plays in the afternoon and one big play in the evening. Now the big play in the evening is "The Match"."

The uncle was shocked.

After a long time, the uncle asked slowly: "Will it be available tonight?"

"have."

"Tomorrow too."

"have!"

"This relationship is great!" The uncle was excited. "It's my granddaughter's birthday tomorrow. Her parents are working outside, and my wife and I are worried about where to take her to play! When she gets off school tomorrow, we will take her to play. Go to the paradise and watch a show!”

"I would like to ask, how old is your granddaughter?"

"I'm four years old, and I'm still in kindergarten. Kindergarten ends early, and school ends at three o'clock."

Jiang Qi:......

The birthday gift for a four-year-old girl who is still in kindergarten is to go to the amusement park to watch a big show. Is this gift a bit too ahead of its time?

But the good news is that a four-year-old girl of this age probably doesn’t know the plot of The Match. If she can understand it, she won’t be spoiled. This is a rare viewing experience for contemporary young and old people. .

I hope the child will be satisfied with this birthday gift tomorrow.

I’m sorry for you, brother╮(﹀_﹀”)╭

Inspired by his uncle, Jiang Qi called Wang Xinghua after the infusion and asked her to send a hundred copies of newspapers to Bingbing B\u0026B. Jiang Bing asked Jiang Bing to put a copy in each Bingbing B\u0026B, along with a 50% discount on theater tickets. The voucher is a special benefit for staying in a B\u0026B.

Of course, Jiang Qi had asked Shen Lirong to send someone to release the room in the train-dada-themed hotel.

By the time the show started that night, a total of 462 copies of the first issue of the newspaper had been sold.

This sales volume is pretty good. Today is the weekend and there are a lot of people entering the park. However, since it is the off-season weekend, no matter how many people there are, the number of people entering the park is only over a thousand. If multiple people enter the park, they can buy a newspaper and distribute it separately. The reason why 462 copies were sold is because someone specially bought it for collection.

Everything is happening according to Wang Xinghua's script.

The next day, the fighting started.

Kuang Wei and Xing Lin had a quarrel in the newspaper. The layout of their articles changed from the tofu block on the first day to the C position. At the same time, the sales volume of the newspaper increased instead of decreasing, with 490 sold despite the decline in the number of admissions. newspaper.

On the third day, the fighting escalated.

In addition to Mr. Kuang Wei, three more trolls were added to the newspaper. The first page was almost exclusively for the theater. Little lark, fairy match, and princess have become the most frequently used words. However, you can hardly say that the amusement park is advertising, because almost all of them are curses. Xinglin couldn't beat her four-handed opponent with her two fists, and was criticized in the newspapers for her defeats.

The fourth day, Wednesday, is the official performance day of "The Princess".

The smoke in the newspapers is no longer important, because the tickets for "The Princess" have lived up to expectations and recreated the glory of "The Match". The park was sold out immediately after opening, and even standing tickets were required.

Seeing the rare queue at the theater ticket office, Jiang Qi couldn't help but sigh that Wang Xinghua had inherited some of her father's talent in business.

Really accurate at reading the question!

Previously, "The Fairy Match" couldn't sell because the audience was tired of watching it and there were no new viewers.

Expanding the market is indeed a top priority for theaters.

On the other side, the Xiao Bailing elderly fans group headed by Nangong Fang had also rushed to the rental house near the vocational high school to pack their clothes for watching the show tonight.

"Fang, look at this. Do you have this in your room? The writers of this newspaper have gone too far, especially the layman Kuang Wei. He actually mocked Little Bailing as a yesterday's flower."

"She also said that if she can't act well, she just wants to do some evil things and make some shady themes to make gimmicks. Damn, even a bug in the nook and cranny dares to come out and jump out. I really want to step on him to death!" Grandma Zhang! Before things were packed, I saw the newspaper placed on the entrance. After casually looking at it for a few times, I was so angry that I grabbed the newspaper and went to the opposite door to find Nangong Fang.

In fact, the fact that newspapers were put into the houses rented by these senior citizens' groups was considered a mistake by the B\u0026B staff. Nangong Fang and others did not live here during this period, but they paid extra money and the houses needed to be cleaned regularly like B\u0026Bs.

The people at the B\u0026B are responsible for cleaning, and the people who put newspapers are responsible for the cleaning. The cleaners treated Nangong Fang and others' house as a B\u0026B and put it together.

Nangong Fang glanced at the newspaper with a smile: "What... can this mean?! He actually said that Little Bailing can't sing well and has an average body, and he only became popular because of his face?!"

"Where does this mean he is so blind?! I think he might as well have his eyes and ears gouged out to avoid polluting society."

Nangong Fang was so furious that he almost tore the newspaper.

"How shameless!" Grandma Zhang yelled at the newspaper.

"Little Bailing actually suffered so many grievances while we were away." Grandma Zhang was so distressed that she almost shed tears. "Fang, have you prepared everything? You must help Xiao Bailing get back on track tonight!"

Cutting my throat with a knife makes my life worse than death...

After swallowing my saliva, I was punished like the above, and eating my food was punished like the above. I finally fell asleep and dreamed that it hurt to swallow my saliva. The pain was so painful that I couldn't sleep for two days. When I woke up, I realized that it was really painful to swallow my saliva. I finally learned from the pain. Saw a doctor.

Facts have proven that even after watching hundreds of short videos on the Internet about how to relieve throat slitting with a knife, none of them worked once after seeing a doctor.

Thank you Dr. Pang for saving my dog’s life!

Although my throat still hurts, I can already sleep and eat!

It feels so good to be able to eat and drink in big gulps!

Families, you should see a doctor when you should!

I'll start with short updates for the next two days (I usually do voice input, but now my voice is still hoarse and I can't speak), and I'll give you a bigger one after my voice recovers.