Chapter 14: Chapter 014 Old mother Kalpas
" Trial? "
Su Mu was a little confused, but he didn't hesitate and walked in directly.
After all, this is a peaceful everyday world. Brother Kalpas won't roast him, right?
" Brother Kalpas, I'm so hungry. Have you made anything to eat? "
Pardo didn't regard himself as an outsider at all. After entering Brother Kalpas's house, he went into the kitchen, but Brother Kalpas grabbed him by the collar and threw him onto the sofa next to him.
" How many times have I told you, that is my battlefield! Just sit outside and be obedient! "
" oh ...."
" snort! "
Kalpas snorted coldly, and then walked into the kitchen without looking back.
" Brother Su Mu, please stop standing. Brother Kalpas's house is very big, so just find a place to sit. "
Pardo smiled and waved to Su Mu, indicating that he should sit down first.
Su Mu was not polite, found a chair and sat down, then took the can off his shoulder and held it in his arms. While teasing, he asked Pardo,
" Pardo, what does Kalpas mean by trial? Does he want to fight with me? "
" Brother Su Mu, why do you think so? Brother Kalpas is a very nice person, so he won't fight against people from Golden Courtyard. "
Pardo shook her head, then smiled mysteriously,
" As for what Brother Kalpas's trial is ... you will know later. "
"... Pardo, you're also in love with me, the Riddler, right? Don't you want the benefits anymore? "
Su Mu winced. What he hated the most was the Riddler. When he played in the Land of the Past, he didn't know that Kevin, the Riddler, made his blood pressure rise.
" No, Brother Su Mu! "
Pardo suddenly screamed.
The two chatted and laughed for a while, and soon Kalpas came out of the kitchen.
" Eat, you know my rules. "
Kalpas held two plates in his hands. He placed the plate in his right hand in front of Pardo, with several grilled fish placed on it.
" Thank you, Brother Kalpas! I will definitely finish it! "
" Meow! "
Pardo suddenly beamed with joy. She didn't even use chopsticks. Shee picked up a grilled fish and started eating it. The can also jumped out of Su Mu's arms, ran to his master, picked up a grilled fish and started to enjoy it.
Afterwards, Kalpas placed another plate in front of Su Mu. This plate was also covered with a cover, and he didn't know what was inside.
" Come on, this is the trial I give you. If you have the courage, open it. "
Kalpas said to Su Mu condescendingly.
Su Mu curiously opened the lid, and immediately a wave of heat flowed into his nose along with the tangy spicy aroma.
Su Mu looked closely and saw piles of barbecued meats on the plate. These barbecued meats overlapped each other and formed a small mountain!
Red peppers flow along with the gravy on the meat mountain, and each piece of barbecue is exuding an attractive color. It is a delicious food that makes people salivate at just one glance!
Pardo, who was eating the grilled fish with an expression of enjoyment, suddenly felt that the grilled fish in her hand no longer tasted good when she saw the mountain of barbecued meat in front of Su Mu.
" Ah this ..."
Seeing this, Su Mu's mouth twitched slightly. Could it be that Kalpas was thinking ...
" Eat, you must eat them all! You can't leave even a piece of meat! "
Kalpas said word for word.
"... Master Chef, Kalpas, eating barbecue so early in the morning ... is it good? "
Su Mu swallowed and said hesitantly.
Although these barbecues look delicious, there are too many of them!
It's enough for three people!
" Humph, this was originally a trial I prepared for you yesterday, but you didn't come yesterday, so it's now. "
Kalpas raised his chin and hummed softly,
" If you can't finish eating, hum ..."
" Brother Su Mu, don't let Brother Kalpas to scare you. In fact, every time someone lived in the Golden Courtyard, Brother Kalpas would cook them a delicious dish. It was also regarded as a feast. You can eat as much as you want, and you can't finish it. It's fine. "
Pardo explained with a smile.
Su Mu: " ..."
Damn it, how could he forget that Kalpas also has the attribute of tsundere!
After doing it for a long time, this so-called trial is just a reception feast!
" Pardo! Do you want to die?! "
After being exposed, Kalpas immediately looked at Pardo as if he wanted to kill someone.
Pardo was immediately startled and quickly closed his mouth, indicating that he would not speak anymore.
She is not really afraid of what Kalpas will do to her, she is afraid that Kalpas will not give her food to eat!
" Then you're welcome, Master Chef. "
After knowing that this was what the so-called trial meant, Su Mu relaxed completely, smiled at Kalpas, and then launched an attack on the pile of barbecue in front of him.
" Call me Kalpas! "
Although it is not suitable to eat barbecued meat in the early morning, the barbecued meat made by Kalpas is really delicious!
The heat of the barbecue is just right, the seasoning is perfect, every piece of meat is rich in juice, and it doesn't taste greasy at all.
It is no exaggeration to say that this is definitely the best barbecue Su Mu has ever eaten in his life!
" Pardo, where is that little girl Bronya? "
Kalpas seemed to have remembered something and turned to ask Pardo.
" Sister Bu, she is still sleeping now. You know, she gets up very late every weekend. "
Pardo looked at Su Mu's barbecue with envy while eating the grilled fish in his hand.
" Huh! You don't eat on time. It's because of this that people's bodies are getting weaker and weaker! "
Kalpas snorted dissatisfiedly.
Su Mu: " ….."
Brother Kalpas, why do you sound like an old lady?
Where is my powerful and domineering Brother Kalpas who is always ready to kill people and set fires?
Although Kalpas's barbecue was indeed delicious, Su Mu tried his best but still couldn't finish it. In the end, he only managed to eat half of it.
But Kalpas was not angry as expected. He just ate the remaining barbecue himself and then drove Su Mu and Pardo out.
Before leaving, he gave Su Mu a sandwich and asked him to bring it to Bronya.
Okay, now the old lady of Kalpas has really succeeded.
After that, Pardo wanted to take Su Mu to meet other people, but unfortunately they were not in the Golden Courtyard at the moment, so Su Mu said goodbye to Pardo and returned to his home.
Of course, he came home not to be a homebody, but to work.
He promised Bronya that he would let her see the plan for Bishoujo Game in a few days, so he should work hard now to get Honkai Impact III out.
Su Mu plans to write the game plot until the Queen arrives first, and then write some ideas about the gameplay, such as the abyss battlefield, and version updates.
After all, although there are mobile games in this world, they are not mobile games in the true sense.