Some Unscientific Marvel Scientist

340. Title: Uncle Xianyu’s life talk



Host: Uncle Salted Fish

Designers have been going crazy lately and have brought in a lot of people.

Then I discovered that most of you have lost your memory.

Uncle, as the only special individual with memories of past lives, I decided to take some time to help you with guidance.

If you want to ask me anything, just ask me quickly.

If I don’t miss this opportunity and don’t come back, I may not have such leisurely leisure time in the future!

1: Master Assassin

What about Shitu?

2: Next is my turn

What about Shitu?

3: Listening to the spring rain in the small building all night

What about Shitu?

4: Descendants of the Mohist family

What about Shitu?

5: Bet~~~~~~~Holy!

What about Shitu?

6: Supreme Mage

The world is in decline!The world is in decline!

7: Only draw beauties

I made a copy for your appreciation.

[picture]

8: Uncle Salted Fish

Damn it!This painting is awesome!Which painting master is the protagonist of your dream? !

9: Master Assassin

The uncle’s set of pictures instantly became boring.

10: Bet~~~~~~~Holy!

+1

11: Listening to the spring rain in the small building all night

This painting...is a bit interesting.

@ Only Painting Beauties, could it be that you are also a dreamer of the martial arts department?

12: Uncle Salted Fish

Department of martial arts, painting beauties... Couldn't the protagonist of your dream be Hou Xibai?Or Tang Bohu?It’s impossible to be a painter, right?

13: Only draw beauties

Hou Xibai guessed that he was half right. The protagonist in my dream was the evil king Shi Zhixuan. However, I thought that I did not have the talent and talent of Master Shi, so for the time being I took the path of Brother Xibai. Even if I wanted to learn Master Shi’s method of integrating Butian Pavilion and Zen Buddhism , that will have to wait until I am confident enough.

14: Listening to the spring rain in the small building all night

You are smarter than me. My dream is a group of swordsmen. At first, I practiced various sword techniques step by step, but when I was halfway through practicing the Golden Crow sword technique, I suddenly dreamed of Ding Peng's magic sword technique.

As a result, I couldn't stand the temptation and practiced the magic sword technique without overestimating my ability. Later, I was controlled by the sword technique and became a demon directly. If the designer hadn't arrived in time and used the mind gem to suppress my inner demon, the Avengers would have been It is estimated that a few members of the alliance will die.

15: Uncle Salted Fish

Well...it's a good thing that what you dreamed about wasn't a group of swordsmen, otherwise you would probably be unable to control yourself when you dreamed about evil-fighting swordsmanship...

In addition, you must have a lot in common with @人人0号.

According to the designer, had he not arrived in time, the Avengers would probably have been destroyed by Group 0.

16: Listening to the spring rain in the small building all night

That one is much stronger than me. I only killed Hawkeye and Black Widow, plus one of Captain's arms.

17: Only draw beauties

Natasha is so beautiful, how could my brother do this to her!

18: Listening to the spring rain in the small building all night

They say I was possessed by a demon at that time...

19: Only draw beauties

Since ancient times, beauties have had a bad life...sigh...

20: Uncle Salted Fish

The main character in the painting you just painted also has red hair, could it be the Black Widow?

21: Only draw beauties

No, this is another confidante of mine named Mary Jane, Natasha's.

[picture]

22: Uncle Salted Fish

……

That's all the designer guy, why are you persecuting Spider-Man too!

23: Only draw beauties

You mean Gwen?She is also my confidante, how could I persecute her?

24: Uncle Salted Fish

grass!Have you even captured Gwen? !

He is worthy of being a descendant of the Huajian Sect, and he is truly enviable!

It turns out that this is Spider-Gwen's universe, and Peter Parker is so miserable... No, if it were Spider-Gwen, her official partner should be the little black spider Miles...

But none of this matters!

Do you have any other pictures of your confidante?Send them all to take a look!

25: Only draw beauties

I will open a separate post and post my paintings there together. I will update it in time when new works come in.

26: Master Assassin

stand by!

27: Listening to the spring rain in the small building all night

stand by!

28: Uncle Salted Fish

strongly support!The painting master is awesome!

29: Cyborg No. 0

What are you looking for?They are busy dismantling the Hydra base!

30: Uncle Salted Fish

The powerful boss is here!

Except for the designer, it seems that only No. 0 dreamed of a large number of worlds with different systems. Even though the others dreamed of multiple worlds, the systems were all the same, such as the swordsman dream of the Sword Demon.

31: Cyborg No. 0

@小楼一夜听春雨, members of the Avengers, just chop them off, no big deal.

32: Cyborg No. 0

@ Salty Fish Uncle, there is still a gap between me and the designer. He dreams of so many more worlds than I do. I can’t beat Ala Lei alone.

33: Uncle Salted Fish

……

Arale is a being who can explode stars with one punch, so it’s normal to not be able to beat her!

Don't try to compete with the characters in funny cartoons!

34: Listening to the spring rain in the small building all night

I'm just a swordsman who knows a little bit about swordsmanship. If I weren't possessed by a demon, I wouldn't be able to offend SHIELD and the Avengers.

After being rescued by the designer, I surrendered directly and am now learning the sword in the raft prison. As I said, the environment is good.

It's just that there are a few entertainment items. Basically, we just point to the uncle's photo studio.

35: Next is my turn

Please stop your Versailles behavior. How can I, a card player, reason with you? !

36: Descendants of the Mohist family

Please stop your Versailles behavior. How can I, a craftsman, reason with you? !

37: Bet~~~~~~~Holy!

Please stop your Versailles behavior. How can I, a card player, reason with you? !

38: Uncle Salted Fish

Please stop your Versailles behavior. Where can I, an ordinary person, go to reason with you? !

39: Supreme Mage

Please stop your Versailles behavior, I don't even have a golden finger.

40: Uncle Salted Fish

Pooh!Since I was young, I was trained by Karma Taj as the successor of the Ancient One, so what else do I need for a bicycle!

The worst one is me, okay?What a useless system!What kind of tactics are you always giving me?

41:Dead person

I can’t pretend I didn’t see this!

42: Uncle Salted Fish

Uh... you are?

43:Dead person

Literally, before I could survive Hydra's human experiments and get the so-called golden finger, I was already burping.

If the designer hadn't used the soul gem to keep my soul in time, I would have died long ago, and naturally there would be no golden finger.

I was now transported back to his world by the designer, hanging out with Victor von Doom in hell.

44: Uncle Salted Fish

Well...that's really a bit miserable...

45: Immortal Man

@死人, I am not Versailles, in fact I envy you...

46: Uncle Salted Fish

Immortal?Spread the fire?Have you turned into a living corpse?That would indeed make you want to die.

47: Immortal Man

what are you saying?I don’t have a golden finger, I’m just a mutant, and an unlucky guy who was caught in the laboratory by William Stryker...

The main thing is watching my relatives and friends die of old age one by one, while I am still alive and well... This feeling is not very pleasant.

48: Uncle Salted Fish

This setting...Deadpool?Uncle Wolf?

49: Immortal Man

Are you talking about Wade and Rogan?They are all good friends of mine, and we are all in the same boat.

50: Uncle Salted Fish

Tsk!I also want to take pity on this disease...

Also, doesn’t Deadpool have any doubts about your existence?In Marvel's setting, Deadpool, like DC's Harley Quinn, can break the fourth wall.

51: Immortal Man

No, except for Wade being a little verbose and having a bad mouth, other aspects were quite normal.

52: Uncle Salted Fish

Well, it seems that the so-called breaking of the fourth wall is just an official joke.

53: Mr. Negative

@ Salty Fish Uncle, I have a question, why does the designer have such a weird expression when he sees me?

After he solved my sequelae, he threw a pair of headphones to me and ran away without looking back. Did I offend him in some way?

54: Uncle Salted Fish

Pfft hahahahaha!

Because the designer’s adoptive father is also called Mr. Negative!Of course that kid couldn't stay any longer.

But from the looks of it, you should have replaced Martin Lee's identity?

55: Mr. Negative

Uh...well, that's it.

As for Martin Lee...never heard of it.

By the way, I have also lost my memory. Why don’t I have the dreams you mentioned?

56: Immortal Man

No one can say the same thing.

57: Supreme Mage

No one can say the same thing.

58: Bet~~~~~~~Holy!

Your own abilities are probably better than those of us who are unlucky. It’s only the dreams like me that make little fuss that lead to misery...

I originally thought I could use my superpowers to make a prosperous life, but after reading popular science posts on the forum, I realized how dangerous the world is.

Convex (fuck dish f*ck)!

59: Descendants of the Mohist family

Convex (fuck dish f*ck)!

60: Next is my turn

Convex (fuck dish f*ck)!

61: Fenglin Huoshan

Convex (fuck dish f*ck)!

62: Uncle Salted Fish

So it’s better to just say salted fish. Anyway, there are those superheroes in front..._(:3ゝ∠)_

Not to mention a few other things, I remember that the gambling saint's super power can travel through time and space.

63: Bet~~~~~~~Holy!

I have dreamed about that plot, but it was accomplished by several superpowers working together. I couldn't do it alone!

64: Uncle Salted Fish

Hey, even this is better than an ordinary person like me.

Having said that, I'm curious about one thing. @Next is my turn. The protagonist in your dream should be Muto Yugi, right?

What abilities do dreams bring to you?There are no Yu-Gi-Oh cards in the Marvel world, right?

65: Next is my turn

I don't need a duel monster card, as long as it is a confrontational game, I can use it to initiate a dark duel. The loser must pay the price according to the bet, but in normal times, I am just an ordinary person.

66: Bet~~~~~~~Holy!

Dark duel?It sounds interesting. @The next step is my turn. When will we set up a round and let's play two games?

67: Uncle Salted Fish

As a friendly reminder, the most famous thing in Yu-Gi-Oh is not the dark duel, but the live card printing. If this guy really inherited Muto Yugi's ability, then no matter what game he plays, he will do whatever he wants.

68: Bet~~~~~~~Holy!

Isn't it a basic operation to come up with whatever you want?

69: Uncle Salted Fish

……

I forgot that you are also a cheating player.

Is it really okay to make such a blatant declaration of cheating?

70: Bet~~~~~~~Holy!

Oh, gambling, that’s what it is.

71: Next is my turn

Oh, it’s a game, that’s what it is.

72: Fenglin Huoshan

Convex (fuck dish f*ck)!

After working on it for a long time, am I the only ordinary person like the uncle?

73: Uncle Salted Fish

Feng Linshan... What kind of dream is this?Sun Tzu's Art of War?Or Takeda Shingen?

If he inherited the abilities of ancient military strategists, it would indeed be useless.

74: Fenglin Huoshan

If only I dreamed of Sun Wu!

What I dreamed about was a Japanese named Genichiro Sanada, and the content of the dream was basically about playing tennis!Occasionally interspersed with some Japanese Kendo content.

Although I am now considered a sports star thanks to my tennis skills in the dream, it is nothing compared to other non-human beings!

The most embarrassing thing is that the news of Stark's disappearance was broadcast on TV yesterday, which means that my place is about to be in chaos.

75: Tiger shot

@风林山, shake hands!

You and I are in the same boat!

The protagonist of my dream is a Japanese football player named Hinata Kojiro!

What a junior high school student!

76: Uncle Salted Fish

……

So what... Actually, those two guys you dreamed about are not ordinary people...

I don’t know the specific situation on your side, but judging from the performance of the comics in my memory, the tennis and football played by the two of you will definitely not be less lethal than the super power of the Gambling Saint...

77: Bet~~~~~~~Holy!

Damn it!What kind of monsters are these? !

78: Uncle Salted Fish

This is how comics are drawn, what can I do...┑( ̄Д ̄)┍

Moreover, the strength level of the Prince of Tennis should be higher than that of the football player. It is said that he has gone to fantasy comics later, and some illusions and clones in different dimensions have been released to distort time and space. The level of irrationality is not inferior to that of comedy comics.

Unfortunately, in my memory, I probably didn’t read the following content before we traveled through time, so it may be a little difficult for you to dream about these abilities in the future.

But Sanada Genichiro's Furin, Volcano, Thunder Shadow and Selfless Realm are exaggerated enough.

79: Fenglin Huoshan

That's true... Anyway, I only used mountains and forests, and I was already killing people in the world of tennis.

80: Tiger shot

+1, ever since a goalkeeper was sent to the hospital after being kicked by me, I have been playing hard on the court.

81: Pink Dark Boy

That's great... The protagonist in my dream is a cartoonist. The only ability that surpasses ordinary people is the speed of drawing...

82: Uncle Salted Fish

Another one who draws?But your name... I can't figure out who it is.

@ Only Paint Beauty, here comes your colleague.

83: Only draw beauties

As for Peeping, the cartoons are too crafty, which is not the same as me.

84: Pink Dark Boy

I don’t dare to compare my artistic level with the big guys. My paintings are just like a younger brother compared to yours.

@ Salty Fish Uncle, the protagonist of my dream is called Kishibe Rohan.

85: Uncle Salted Fish

Damn it! JOJO!

Didn't you dream about a substitute?I remember there was a stand-in behind Kishibe Rohan, who could control people's body movements, which was quite powerful.

86: Pink Dark Boy

substitute?what is that?

The Kishibe Rohan in my dream has just made her mark in the manga world.

87: Uncle Salted Fish

A thing similar to a guardian spirit, with various strange abilities. In short, it is a good thing.

88: Uncle Salted Fish

Speaking of which...why did I open this post?

This is simply a huge heartbreaking scene!

Except for me and the unlucky guy who is dead, everyone has special abilities!

89: Bet~~~~~~~Holy!

So go ahead and update the set of pictures.

90: Listening to the spring rain in the small building all night

So go ahead and update the set of pictures.

91: Master Assassin

So go ahead and update the set of pictures.

92: Next is my turn

So go ahead and update the set of pictures.

93: Descendants of the Mohist family

So go ahead and update the set of pictures.

94: Uncle Salted Fish

Gan! ! !


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