So Pure, So Flirtatious

Chapter 1591: This Is Not Over Yet!

“Ao-” Zhang Baogong let out a horrible scream as the cup of hot coffee splashed onto his face. He jumped up, and wailed, “It’s hot! It’s hot! Dang it! You are trying to murder me?”

Zhang Baogong was born with a silver spoon in their mouth [1]. When had he suffered such grievances? The hot coffee that was spilled on his face nearly made his skin peel off!

Zhang Baogong covered his face and screamed while hopping around. He glared at Yang Ming with a terrible look on his face, “You did that deliberately. That was definitely deliberate! I’m going to kill you!”

Obviously, Zhang Baogong did not care anymore. Even if the company’s superiors reprimanded him later, he just did not care anymore. He was ready to drench Yang Ming with the pot of hot coffee in his hand.

A sarcastic look flashed acrossYang Ming’s face. He waved his hand slightly and a flying needle plunged into Zhang Baogong’s wrist. Zhang Baogong had yet to respond to what was happening. He wanted to pour the hot drink onto Yang Ming’s head, but it turned out differently. How did I lose control of my hands?

Before he could lift the coffee pot, he lost strength in his hand. As a result, the coffee pot rolled down and its contents splattered on Zhang Baogong’s body. He was drenched from his crotch downwards to his feet!

Zhang Baogong wailed again and writhed on the floor while covering his crotch, “Dang it, dang it, dang it! I can’t live! I can’t live anymore! Ouch… so painful… so painful…”

The first-class cabin was very quiet before this all started. Zhang Baogong’s ruckus woke all up the sleeping passengers who then stared at Zhang Baogong hopping around like a clown. With looks of contempt, the passengers talked about how the quality of this flight attendant was so low as to clutch his crotch and make vulgar moves on the plane.

“Mom, what is that uncle doing? Why is he touching his private parts?” A child asked his mother puzzled.

“Oh, baby, he is learning Michael Jackson’s dance [2]…” The mother threw a contemptuous gaze at Zhang Baogong and explained to her son.

Of course, in the first-class cabin, there were also some bolder girls who laughed. Zhang Baogong’s moves were too vulgar as if he was doing some activity that required one to DIY [3].

“Flight Marshal, please come. Someone attacked me!” Zhang Baogong shouted loudly. He wanted to teach Yang Ming a harsh lesson.

The flight marshal had already arrived at this time. They started moving as soon as they heard the loud ruckus in the first-class cabin. They saw Zhang Baogong yelling there and asked puzzledly, “What’s wrong with you?”

“Help me arrest him!” Zhang Baogong said as he pointed his fingers at Yang Ming. “This kid endangers the safety of the other passengers! He drenched me with coffee. Look, he scalded me!”

After Zhang Baogong finished, he pointed to his face filled with scald blisters.

“Mister, please come with us.” Although it was unclear what happened, these police officers saw that Zhang Baogong was earnest in his accusation. So, naturally, they had to take Yang Ming away and investigate further.

“Little Wang, he is my friend!” Huang Lele spoke up at the time and said to the policeman. “Zhang Baogong spilled the coffee on his own, and wrongly accused my friend!”

“This…” Little Wang, the flight marshal, did not expect that the person who Zhang Baogong accused was actually Huang Lele’s friend! Only then did he notice that Huang Lele was actually sitting next to the man! He did not pay attention earlier.

But this time, things were a little difficult to resolve. Little Wang also knew that Zhang Baogong was pursuing Huang Lele. It was not hard to deduce that Zhang Baogong took the opportunity to kick up a ruckus to retaliate against the man when he saw him sitting with Huang Lele.

Little Wang really did not want to participate in this kind of affair. But since he came, he could not ignore it. This was a security problem that happened on the plane. If he did not intervene, he would not be able to explain it to the captain.

“Lele, I’m just investigating. Once it’s clear, everything will be alright…” Little Wang assured Huang Lele.

“No! There are so many people in this first-class cabin. You can ask them. Did Yang Ming touch Zhang Baogong just now? How did he get hot coffee all over himself?” said Huang Lele.

When Little Wang heard this, he realized that it was true. With so many eyewitnesses, all I need to do is just ask, right? In this way, he would be trusting the words of third-party witnesses. No matter what the outcome was, he would not offend both Zhang Baogong and Huang Lele. It would be easy to explain to the captain too.

With this thought, Little Wang quickly asked a lady seated not far away, “Miss, did you see what happened just now?”

This lady was the child’s mother earlier on. She disliked Zhang Baogong for corrupting her child. How could she be in a pleasant mood?

“I saw what happened!” said the lady. “The flight attendant just poured coffee for the lady behind the gentleman. Because of the plane shaking, he accidentally spilled it on his face. Then, he blamed the gentleman in front. He flew into a rage. He not only scolded the man but also performed some indecent movements in public while covering his crotch…”

Little Wang broke into a sweat. How can that be? Zhang Baogong openly behaved like a hooligan? He glanced at Zhang Baogong and saw him turn red. Zhang Baogang then pointed at the lady and shouted, “You are talking nonsense! Obviously, I wanted to splash coffee onto him, but he suddenly raised his hand and blocked the coffee cup so that it spilled on my face. Why do you say that I am careless? ”

“Oh…” The passengers in the plane froze for a moment when they heard what Zhang Baogong said, then they all burst into laughter, “Hahahaha…”

“Did you hear that?” Yang Ming turned his eyes towards Little Wang. “This guy just confessed himself that he was going to drench me with coffee. The result was just that he reaps what he sows.”

“I’m sorry, sir. My apologies!” Little Wang heard the passengers’ testimony, and now that Zhang Baogong had admitted it himself, there was no need to investigate any further. This Zhang Baogong could really hurt others. Had he invited Yang Ming to the security station without any reason, he would need to bear heavy responsibility if he escorted Yang Ming off the flight at the next stop without knowing the truth!

“No, I said wrongly. I didn’t want to splash it on him. But because the plane shook, I couldn’t stand firm. I didn’t intend to splash on him…” Zhang Baogong hurriedly explained as he knew that he accidentally said something wrong before.

“Hahahaha…” The passengers on the plane laughed again. “Isn’t this still not standing firm?”

“I…” Zhang Baogong’s face was flushed. Well, since I explained it this way, is it not the same as that lady’s testimony? I just said she was talking nonsense…

“Sir, I’m sorry. We will deal with this matter seriously!” Little Wang too ignored Zhang Baogong, and solemnly apologized to Yang Ming.

“Oh, you will deal with it?” Yang Ming smiled thinly. “I’m afraid it won’t work. This matter is not over yet!”

Author’s Notes:

Fishman II’s novel “So Pure, So Flirtatious Prequel”, reveals the origin of Yang Ming lenses. The new book “The Beauty and Bodyguard” will reveal the ending of “So Pure, So Flirtatious”…