Simultaneous time travel: Am I the only normal person?

"Hufflepuff!"

After a moment's pause, the Sorting Hat shouted.

After a millennium of waiting, the Iron Throne finally welcomed its true master, the Iron Queen—Hannah Abbot the Iron, returning to Hufflepuff!

The little wizards at the table on the right clapped and cheered, and the ghost of the fat monk also waved to her happily.

Then, Susan waited for a few extras to get on.

"Luke Snape."

When sorting into different schools, names are read in alphabetical order first, last name, then given name.

Luke walked towards the sorting hat, and most of the professors on the teacher's bench smiled at little Luke.

They are all young, but most of them are still alone and have no relatives.

Professor McGonagall had two husbands and no children; Professor Snape was a virgin until his death.

Dumbledore personally imprisoned his lover in "prison"; others were divorced and died.

Is this still a fairy tale world? Everyone is a cult, right?

When Luke passed Professor McGonagall, Dean Cat whispered something.

"Little Luke, come to Gryffindor."

Snape's death stare.

Luke's expression remained unchanged and he sat on the chair.

"Jie Jie Jie, little Luke, you finally fell into my hands."

As soon as he put on the hat, the Sorting Hat smiled sinisterly like it was possessed by the elder of the Soul Hall.

Of course, the possessor could also be Slytherin himself.

You're the only one who asked that old bastard Dumbledore to give me a bath, right?

Today, let’s see how I deal with you, a little bastard who looks glamorous on the outside but is actually sinister and vicious on the inside!

The Sorting Hat accidentally discovered Luke's true nature.

"Oh, what did I see? A smart, sensible little wizard who is full of thirst for knowledge.

"How's Ravenclaw?"

The Sorting Hat babbled.

"No, no, no, there is still huge potential hidden in your body. Only those with patience can truly tap it."

"So, Hufflepuff is a good fit for you too."

"If you do that, I think Professor Snape will be happy to dry you with a Fire Charm the next time you take a bath."

Luke said quietly.

The Sorting Hat's smile faltered.

"Azkaban."

The Sorting Hat whispered, and Professor McGonagall beside him almost thought he heard it wrong.

"?"

Can't afford it?

Can't you afford the Sorting Hat?

"Okay, I won't tease you anymore, kid. Let me see again. He is full of ambition, has amazing magical talent, and wins first."

The Sorting Hat's decision was correct, and the old professors on the teacher's bench also breathed a sigh of relief.

There are indeed benefits to bathing the Sorting Hat regularly. Although his personality has become a bit weirder, his error rate has been greatly reduced in recent years.

Luke nodded slightly, nothing wrong.

Hell, this tastes just right.

"I've thought about it, then"

Professor Snape watched him closely.

Just like when I stared into those green eyes.

"Gryffindor!!!"

The Sorting Hat suddenly shouted at an unprecedented volume.

"???"

Question marks popped up above a bunch of people.

Sorting Hat, are you confused? !

Hell, have you been fooled?

I lied to you. The inherently evil Snape brat should go to Gryffindor and let Professor McGonagall know your true face!

Also, the Sorting Hat will never be a slave!

Snape's lips trembled, obviously he wanted to speak some secret language that was no less than a "Mudblood" at this moment.

Old Deng looked quite surprised, as if he had not expected that the Sorting Hat would sort Luke into Gryffindor.

Professor McGonagall was also surprised, but then she smiled and whispered beside Luke:

"Little Luke, welcome to Gryffindor."

"The divinely born son of Hogwarts has arrived in Gryffindor!"

Fred Weasley and George Weasley, two troublemakers, cheered.

The other Gryffindor students also reacted and immediately clapped their hands to welcome him.

They did hate Professor Snape, but they didn't hate cute little Luke.

After all, a fair and impartial priest knows who to choose, a big oil-headed bat and a pink young lady.

Snape's face darkened.

If the freshmen don't know, how can the old students still not know Luke's identity?

The child of the Head of Slytherin actually entered Gryffindor House, Slytherin's enemy?

If this news were posted in the Daily Prophet, it would probably make the front page.

The Sorting Hat was so proud that he happily sang his own ditty.

The Sorting Hat has the ideological blessings of the four founders and has a high status (?).

It's just two Snapes, and they still want to compete with it.

Luke took off his hat and the Sorting Hat stuck out its tongue at him.

Being sorted into Gryffindor was indeed unexpected, but there was definitely something wrong with this guy.

Have you been "bewitched" by someone?

"Professor McGonagall, I wonder if the Sorting Hat hasn't been cleaned in almost a week?"

Luke suddenly asked, and the Sorting Hat's expression froze.

wrong!

This inherently evil Snape brat wants to take revenge on me!

"Meg, I can do it. Woohoo!"

Before he finished speaking, Luke covered the Sorting Hat's mouth and stammered incoherently.

Professor McGonagall hesitated, and since the Sorting Hat assigned Luke to Gryffindor today, she decided.

Let Luke play with the Sorting Hat to his heart's content.

Anyway, that shabby hat is not bad.

Dean Maomao thought so.

"Clear water is like a spring."

Luke waved his wand, and a trickle of water flowed out from the tip of the wand, and then quickly wrapped the Sorting Hat.

The Sorting Hat was wrapped in a water ball, which floated in the air, spinning and stirring.

"Gurgle, gurgle. The little devil is really Az Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle."

The Sorting Hat couldn't even speak clearly, and it took a cold shower in public. Thinking about it, I feel a little shy.

It kept spinning at high speed for a few minutes, and the old students of the colleges watched the show happily.

This broken hat has made mistakes in sorting more than once or twice, and it really needs to use water to clean its confused "brain".

Slytherin students showed selflessness, Ravenclaw students failed all exams, Hufflepuff students had academic talents but were lazy, and Gryffindor showed cowardice, etc.

And Hermione, a freshman, was stunned. Is Luke so brave?

In such a serious occasion, he actually attacked the "predecessors" of the school, ahem, or maybe the "pets" of Hogwarts?

Doesn't he worry about being held accountable by the professors?

Subconsciously, Hermione poked Neville, who also came from the magic world.

As for why she didn't poke Ron, the kid looked like a fool, and it felt better to ask Neville, who had a bad memory, than to ask him.

The sharp-tongued Miss Otter offended two people at the same time with one sentence.

No, three, the remaining one was not mentioned at all.

"Neville, the management regulations of Hogwarts seem to be more relaxed than expected."

At least there is no need to fight with trolls or dragons.

"?"

Neville turned his head in confusion, and Miss Otter revealed a desire to show off.

"Don't you know?"

"Know what?"

Hermione asked back as a matter of course.

Neville didn't know how to explain this situation for a while.

"Luke is Professor Snape's child. He and the Sorting Hat are old friends. This is just a joke."

At this time, Draco, with a pale face, squeezed over with two followers behind him to explain clearly.

Ron quickly pulled Harry away. In his eyes, the descendants of Death Eaters like Draco were all new Death Eaters in the future.

Harry and his righteous savior and the savior's followers were ashamed to associate with these Death Eaters.

"The school rules of Hogwarts are very strict. If you make a mistake and are caught by the professor, not only will the students be punished, but even the corresponding college will lose points."

Did Draco really change his personality today?

He actually took the initiative to explain the reason to Hermione, a little witch from a Muggle family.

"Yeah, that's right."

Neville supported.

Wait, Luke is the child of the headmaster of Slytherin?

Then what she said before was equivalent to saying that you don't understand magic in front of Merlin.

Hermione blushed and didn't say anything.

At this time, Luke retracted his wand and the water ball disappeared.

The Sorting Hat fell weakly on the table, limp.

Professor McGonagall tapped her wand lightly, and the Sorting Hat trembled all over and dried quickly.

But it looked even more depressed, so that the subsequent sorting was listless.

Luke came to the long table of Gryffindor, and the Weasley twins winked at Professor Snape, while loudly announcing the glorious return of the son of Hogwarts.

The son of Hogwarts is in Gryffindor! The orthodoxy of Hogwarts is in Gryffindor!

"Little Snape, welcome to Gryffindor, do you want to have some exciting activities tonight?"

George hugged Luke and said with a sly smile.

"George! Don't think of breaking the school rules!"

Before Luke answered, the prefect Percy scolded.

George and Fred didn't care. They made a face at Percy and went behind the long table again.

They had long been accustomed to the boring Percy. He followed the rules at home and had no fun at all.

In addition to academics and rules, Percy had nothing else in his eyes.

Next, the sorting ceremony ended quickly.

After all, there were only a few dozen freshmen in total, and one point would be gone.

Mr. Savior still stayed in his loyal Gryffindor.

There is a saying that Harry Potter is also a boy with a lion in his eyes (laughs).

It is worth mentioning that Hermione seemed to be influenced by Luke, and her desire to learn overwhelmed her courage this time.

She was thrown into Ravenclaw by the Sorting Hat.

At that time, it was obvious that Professor Snape was relieved.

But this made the little girl a little disappointed, after all, she still wanted to stay in the same college with Luke.

Especially after the sorting, she found that except for herself, all the others entered Gryffindor.

This sense of frustration undoubtedly increased a lot.

Fortunately, Luke promised her that he could make a copy of Professor Snape's notes and give it to her, and the little witch was resurrected on the spot.

After the sorting, Headmaster Dumbledore stood up, smiling and opening his hands.

I don't know if it was because his goal was achieved, or because he was simply happy to see a group of students gathered in the school.

"Welcome! Welcome everyone to Hogwarts to start a new school year!"

The students focused their eyes on him.

"Before the banquet begins, I want to say a few words. They are: Idiot! Crybaby! Scum! Twist!"

"Thank you, everyone!"

After that, Dumbledore sat down again.

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