Siheyuan: Violently beat silly Zhu, starting from separation!
Chapter 97 Eating Braised Pork Together
He Yang's hand on the hat hit Director Li by seven inches, and Director Li froze all at once.
If Director Li dares to say that he is nobler than other workers, don't think about it, he will definitely become the target of public criticism soon!
If he is reported to the higher authorities by someone with a heart, the hat on Director Li's head will be taken off.
Director Li's breathing became short of breath, and he gave He Yang a hard look.
"I'll go, I'll just go, don't put such a big hat on me!"
With that said, Director Li stroked his sleeves, endured his nausea, and walked into the public toilet holding his breath.
Seeing Xu Damao who was eating shit happily, Director Li frowned in disgust, as if a toad had crawled onto his feet.
Director Li wished he could turn around and leave.
But with so many people watching, if he left, He Yang didn't know what words would come out of his mouth.
So Director Li had no choice but to endure the nausea and stepped forward, stretched out his hand, grabbed Xu Damao, and shouted angrily: "Xu Damao don't eat, do you know what you are doing?"
Xu Damao staggered a little after being pulled by Director Li, and almost fell headlong into the pit.
He looked up at Director Li blankly.
After a while, Xu Damao suddenly let out a silly laugh, and stretched out his hand to grab a lump of yellow slime in the cesspit.
Just stuff it into Director Li's mouth!
And while stuffing Xu Damao's mouth, he kept talking.
"Director Li, why are you here too! Look at the many braised pork here, eat it quickly, if you don't eat it, you will be robbed by others!"
Director Li didn't think that Xu Damao would look crazy, so he couldn't guard against it all at once.
Suddenly, Xu Damao stuffed yellow mucus into his mouth.
Immediately, a strong stench rushed into the nose and mouth.
Director Li was choked to the point of tears!
He vomited hastily.
Director Li hurried to the faucet, wanting to wash his mouth.
Who knew that Xu Damao's ghost would linger.
Holding a pile of shit in his hand, he followed closely behind Director Li.
While Director Li bowed his head and wanted to pick up the water for a wash.
Xu Damao suddenly stuffed shit into Director Li's mouth.
goo-dong-
Director Li didn't notice for a while, and accidentally swallowed tap water and excrement into his stomach together.
stiff.
Director Li's expression suddenly tightened, and his face instantly turned pale!
Immediately afterwards, Director Li aimed at the sink and began to retch.
vomit-vomit-
In the entire public toilet, apart from Xu Damao's giggling, it was Director Li's retching.
Everyone heard it!
Director Li retched and hated Xu Damao at the same time!
He felt that Xu Damao did this on purpose to embarrass him in front of everyone!
After a while.
Director Li stopped retching with tears in his eyes, his eyes were red, and he didn't spit out the shit...
"Director Li, do you think I treat you well? Remember to ask you to eat with braised pork!" Xu Damao laughed.
Looking at Xu Damao's cheap and swishing smile.
An unknown karmic fire rose from Director Li's dantian.
He raised his hand abruptly and hit Xu Damao in the face.
Snapped!
Xu Damao was stunned, he looked at Director Li aggrievedly and said, "I asked you to eat braised pork with good intentions, but you still hit me?"
Seeing Xu Damao open his shit-filled mouth, Director Li felt a surge of disgust.
He can't take it anymore!
I don't care about the image or the image.
He directly grabbed Xu Damao by the back collar and dragged him out.
Xu Damao was so overwhelmed by eating shit that he didn't have the strength to struggle at all, so he was dragged out by Director Li and thrown at the door of the public toilet.
Boom.
Because Director Li used too much force, Xu Damao's head hit the stone pier on the side of the road.
Blood flowed from Xu Damao's forehead immediately.
The hallucinations that appeared gradually disappeared!
He looked up confused.
"Why am I here?"
While talking, Xu Damao opened his hands and looked, and found that his hands were covered with unknown mucus.
Xu Damao suddenly cried out in disgust: "He Yang, what did you do to me?"
The workers didn't expect Xu Damao to suddenly change his face again, and they all looked at each other in blank dismay.
"Xu Damao, do you still remember what happened just now?" Director Li asked tentatively.
Xu Damao put his hand on the ground, rubbed it with a stone, and then raised his head and asked, "What's the matter?"
Director Li couldn't help frowning: "You just rushed into the public toilet and had a full meal, don't you remember?"
Xu Damao shook his head.
He clearly remembered that he was eating braised pork in the cafeteria just now.
By the way, Director Li also came at that time. Xu Damao was afraid that the braised pork would be taken away by others, so he fed Director Li two mouthfuls.
The workers in the rolling mill talked about what happened just now.
"Xu Damao, you don't know how brave you were just now, you rushed straight into the public toilet, eating shit with the left hand and the right hand!"
"You can eat it yourself. Director Li kindly wanted to remind you and bring you out, but you still fed Director Li shit!"
"You don't remember these things, are you just pretending?"
"Xu Damao, you kid can do it. You usually look like a human being. I didn't expect to have such a hobby."
The workers let out a burst of laughter.
From the mouths of these people, Xu Damao finally knew what he had just done.
When I heard that I rushed into the public toilet and ate a big meal.
Xu Damao lay on the ground and began to retch!
No wonder, when Xu Damao was eating braised pork just now, he always felt that the taste was not right.
No matter how good the cooking skills are, the braised pork doesn't melt in your mouth like this.
Co-author Xu Damao just ate not braised pork, but the product of braised pork—shit.
Now Xu Damao felt that his stomach was full, and he immediately knew what was in his stomach.
He wanted to go to the toilet to wash his mouth.
However, the front foot has just stepped into the public toilet.
Director Li was taken aback!
I thought that Li Daxu Damao's illness had happened again!
Hastily stretched out his hand and fished him back.
"Even if Xu Damao likes to eat shit, he will still eat it at home in the future. Don't make everyone sick in public places like this!"
Director Li said with disgust.
It's best to hide and eat, lest Director Li have to go in and bring Xu Damao out!
Xu Damao suddenly wanted to cry without tears.
He didn't know what happened just now.
But everyone in the Red Star Rolling Mill saw him eating shit in the public toilet!
It can be predicted that Xu Damao will not be able to get rid of the name of eating shit in the future!
And all of this, Xu Damao felt that it was He Yang's fault!
Xu Damao glared at He Yang, and exhaled hot air from his nostrils: "He Yang, what did you do to me?"
If Director Li dares to say that he is nobler than other workers, don't think about it, he will definitely become the target of public criticism soon!
If he is reported to the higher authorities by someone with a heart, the hat on Director Li's head will be taken off.
Director Li's breathing became short of breath, and he gave He Yang a hard look.
"I'll go, I'll just go, don't put such a big hat on me!"
With that said, Director Li stroked his sleeves, endured his nausea, and walked into the public toilet holding his breath.
Seeing Xu Damao who was eating shit happily, Director Li frowned in disgust, as if a toad had crawled onto his feet.
Director Li wished he could turn around and leave.
But with so many people watching, if he left, He Yang didn't know what words would come out of his mouth.
So Director Li had no choice but to endure the nausea and stepped forward, stretched out his hand, grabbed Xu Damao, and shouted angrily: "Xu Damao don't eat, do you know what you are doing?"
Xu Damao staggered a little after being pulled by Director Li, and almost fell headlong into the pit.
He looked up at Director Li blankly.
After a while, Xu Damao suddenly let out a silly laugh, and stretched out his hand to grab a lump of yellow slime in the cesspit.
Just stuff it into Director Li's mouth!
And while stuffing Xu Damao's mouth, he kept talking.
"Director Li, why are you here too! Look at the many braised pork here, eat it quickly, if you don't eat it, you will be robbed by others!"
Director Li didn't think that Xu Damao would look crazy, so he couldn't guard against it all at once.
Suddenly, Xu Damao stuffed yellow mucus into his mouth.
Immediately, a strong stench rushed into the nose and mouth.
Director Li was choked to the point of tears!
He vomited hastily.
Director Li hurried to the faucet, wanting to wash his mouth.
Who knew that Xu Damao's ghost would linger.
Holding a pile of shit in his hand, he followed closely behind Director Li.
While Director Li bowed his head and wanted to pick up the water for a wash.
Xu Damao suddenly stuffed shit into Director Li's mouth.
goo-dong-
Director Li didn't notice for a while, and accidentally swallowed tap water and excrement into his stomach together.
stiff.
Director Li's expression suddenly tightened, and his face instantly turned pale!
Immediately afterwards, Director Li aimed at the sink and began to retch.
vomit-vomit-
In the entire public toilet, apart from Xu Damao's giggling, it was Director Li's retching.
Everyone heard it!
Director Li retched and hated Xu Damao at the same time!
He felt that Xu Damao did this on purpose to embarrass him in front of everyone!
After a while.
Director Li stopped retching with tears in his eyes, his eyes were red, and he didn't spit out the shit...
"Director Li, do you think I treat you well? Remember to ask you to eat with braised pork!" Xu Damao laughed.
Looking at Xu Damao's cheap and swishing smile.
An unknown karmic fire rose from Director Li's dantian.
He raised his hand abruptly and hit Xu Damao in the face.
Snapped!
Xu Damao was stunned, he looked at Director Li aggrievedly and said, "I asked you to eat braised pork with good intentions, but you still hit me?"
Seeing Xu Damao open his shit-filled mouth, Director Li felt a surge of disgust.
He can't take it anymore!
I don't care about the image or the image.
He directly grabbed Xu Damao by the back collar and dragged him out.
Xu Damao was so overwhelmed by eating shit that he didn't have the strength to struggle at all, so he was dragged out by Director Li and thrown at the door of the public toilet.
Boom.
Because Director Li used too much force, Xu Damao's head hit the stone pier on the side of the road.
Blood flowed from Xu Damao's forehead immediately.
The hallucinations that appeared gradually disappeared!
He looked up confused.
"Why am I here?"
While talking, Xu Damao opened his hands and looked, and found that his hands were covered with unknown mucus.
Xu Damao suddenly cried out in disgust: "He Yang, what did you do to me?"
The workers didn't expect Xu Damao to suddenly change his face again, and they all looked at each other in blank dismay.
"Xu Damao, do you still remember what happened just now?" Director Li asked tentatively.
Xu Damao put his hand on the ground, rubbed it with a stone, and then raised his head and asked, "What's the matter?"
Director Li couldn't help frowning: "You just rushed into the public toilet and had a full meal, don't you remember?"
Xu Damao shook his head.
He clearly remembered that he was eating braised pork in the cafeteria just now.
By the way, Director Li also came at that time. Xu Damao was afraid that the braised pork would be taken away by others, so he fed Director Li two mouthfuls.
The workers in the rolling mill talked about what happened just now.
"Xu Damao, you don't know how brave you were just now, you rushed straight into the public toilet, eating shit with the left hand and the right hand!"
"You can eat it yourself. Director Li kindly wanted to remind you and bring you out, but you still fed Director Li shit!"
"You don't remember these things, are you just pretending?"
"Xu Damao, you kid can do it. You usually look like a human being. I didn't expect to have such a hobby."
The workers let out a burst of laughter.
From the mouths of these people, Xu Damao finally knew what he had just done.
When I heard that I rushed into the public toilet and ate a big meal.
Xu Damao lay on the ground and began to retch!
No wonder, when Xu Damao was eating braised pork just now, he always felt that the taste was not right.
No matter how good the cooking skills are, the braised pork doesn't melt in your mouth like this.
Co-author Xu Damao just ate not braised pork, but the product of braised pork—shit.
Now Xu Damao felt that his stomach was full, and he immediately knew what was in his stomach.
He wanted to go to the toilet to wash his mouth.
However, the front foot has just stepped into the public toilet.
Director Li was taken aback!
I thought that Li Daxu Damao's illness had happened again!
Hastily stretched out his hand and fished him back.
"Even if Xu Damao likes to eat shit, he will still eat it at home in the future. Don't make everyone sick in public places like this!"
Director Li said with disgust.
It's best to hide and eat, lest Director Li have to go in and bring Xu Damao out!
Xu Damao suddenly wanted to cry without tears.
He didn't know what happened just now.
But everyone in the Red Star Rolling Mill saw him eating shit in the public toilet!
It can be predicted that Xu Damao will not be able to get rid of the name of eating shit in the future!
And all of this, Xu Damao felt that it was He Yang's fault!
Xu Damao glared at He Yang, and exhaled hot air from his nostrils: "He Yang, what did you do to me?"
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