Siheyuan: the beginning to realize the freedom of cooking
Chapter 9 I have a friend who wants a pig whip
Lin Aijun squinted at Xu Damao and his son: "Why, you two also want to share some meat?"
Xu Fugui glanced at the table and saw that half of the meat had been divided.
Seeing that the second uncle touched his nose, he knew in his heart that the possibility of getting meat again was very small.
"Junzi, I'm different from them, I'm not here to ask for meat!" Xu Fugui accompanied him with a smile.
"They don't want meat! They just want food!" Lin Aijun sarcastically said.
"That's right, that's right, you're very right!" Xu Fugui echoed: "Junzi, I wonder if there is any pig whip left behind in the leftovers of this pig?"
When Lin Aijun heard that he was interested, he made a smirk.
This Xu Fugui is more than 40, and he can still ask for pig whips. He has a good relationship with Aunt Xu!
"Uncle Xu, you are the richest man in the yard, what do you need a pig's whip for?"
Xu Fugui was indeed the richest person in the courtyard, so he didn't hear Lin Aijun's teasing.
"Junzi, don't get me wrong, I don't want it, I have a friend..."
"Well, you have a friend, I see, go ahead."
"I have a friend who was kicked there a few days ago and wanted to make up for his body. So I asked him if there was any pig whip that he didn't want, and I took it for my friend."
Lin Aijun and Sha Zhu looked at each other, and burst out laughing.
"Junzi, silly Zhu, don't laugh, really, my friend..."
"Uncle Xu, stop talking, we all know you as a friend, we all know, hahaha..."
Silly Zhu was unrestrained, holding his stomach and laughing out loud without restraint.
"Xu Damao, if you want to make up your own body, just say so! Let your old father come forward, you can't do it!" Li Aijun went on to make up the knife, laughing until tears flowed, and he was about to die.
Xu Damao blushed, and said arbitrarily, "Is there a soldier there?"
"Silly Zhu, is the thing still there? Just give it to him." Lin Aijun was very generous, he was depressed the whole night, and Xu Damao suddenly amused him.
Give it, it stands to reason that those who make up for laughing at night should give tips.
This pig whip is considered a tip.
Silly Zhu cheerfully ran to the kitchen in the back room and found the pig whip from the garbage.
Wrap it in newspaper and hand it to Xu Damao.
"Xu Damao, here it is!"
"Junzi, silly Zhu, thank you, thank you!" Xu Damao bowed and took the pig's whip with both hands.
The whole action is like an ancient eunuch receiving the imperial decree from the emperor.
"Come on, Xu Damao, you are too ceremonial, hahaha..."
Lin Aijun couldn't help it, and burst out laughing.
Xu Damao and his son seemed to have forgotten that He Yushui and Lin Zhaodi were still there. When the father and son laughed when they heard the clear female voice like silver bells, they quickly fled from Shazhu's room.
"Secret it! Don't tell anyone..."
An exhortation floated in the wind.
The farce is over.
Lin Aijun stood up and closed the door again.
You need to find a way for Shazhu, otherwise this brain circuit will suffer in the future!
Silly boy!
"Silly Zhu, didn't you say that you didn't let others see you this afternoon!"
"Brother Junzi, really, I guarantee they didn't see it."
"Then how did they know, and then organized a group to rush to us?"
Sha Zhu rolled his eyes and thought about it carefully.
"Yeah, they probably smelled it in the afternoon!"
"Smell it?"
"Well, Brother Junzi, when I was cooking pig intestines in the afternoon, Aunt Jia knocked on my door. I thought you told me not to let the neighbors in the yard see me, so I just didn't open the door."
It really was the fault of the pig's large intestine!
Lin Aijun rubbed his forehead: "Why didn't you say that just now?"
"I didn't let them see it, and you didn't tell them not to smell it!"
"..."
The corner of Lin Aijun's mouth twitched slightly, and he looked up to the sky and let out a long sigh.
"Let's eat! Let's cook first!"
~
The third master and Xu Damao's family both got what they wanted, and they were in a good mood.
The second uncle went home sullen and didn't talk to anyone.
Only Jia Dongxu, when he got home, had a blank face and no smile at all.
Jia Zhang pouted coldly at Qin Huairu.
"Dong Xu, did you see that the one surnamed Lin didn't want to give it, but Sha Zhu was very diligent in giving it! If you want to say that there is nothing between her and Sha Zhu, I don't believe it."
"Mom, stop talking, come and eat meat!"
"Bang Ji, you come over to eat meat too!"
Xiao Dang was on the sidelines, watching helplessly as grandma, father and elder brother ate the meat in the bowl.
Not yet able to speak, she stumbled to Jia Dongxu's side.
"Father, Rourou, eat."
"Girls, they will lose money in the future, what kind of meat will they eat!" Mrs. Jia Zhang gave Xiao Dang a hard look.
Xiao Dang trembled with fright, retreated timidly to Qin Huairu's side, and burst into tears.
"Fatty, fleshy..."
Tears filled Qin Huairu's eyes from being angry, and she stretched out her arms to hug Xiaodang and wept silently.
Seeing Qin Huairu crying, Jia Dongxu suddenly felt that the pork was in his mouth and the green was on his head.
It tastes like chewing wax!
"What are you crying for? You know how to cry all day long!"
~
That night, Lin Aijun lay in bed.
There was something wrong with the more he thought about it.
Everyone in this courtyard knew that he and Sha Zhu were eating pork.
There are almost no normal people in this courtyard.
He refused the second uncle's request tonight, maybe this small-hearted person will act as a demon.
Why!Who told the system to give a whole second brother!
【Ding!Report to the host that due to a system error, the Jinhua ham that was originally intended for the host unexpectedly turned into a whole pig. 】
【o(╥﹏╥)o Miss System, can we avoid this kind of mistake?How does it end here? 】
【Ding!Now to compensate the host, an extra storage space is provided! 】
【All right!The luck of the misfortune! 】
After the system gave a storage space, it seemed to go out!
From the looks of it, it is estimated that the sister of the system also knows that she is embarrassed!
Lin Aijun felt quite speechless, and wanted to find a way to get Sha Zhu to get those pork back from the factory.
If someone finds out, the pork in hand will fly away.
That's not counting, the most terrible thing is that if someone follows behind and struggles with the source of this pork, he can't explain it clearly.
There are too many ghosts and ghosts in this yard, so be careful!
So Lin Aijun got up with a grunt and ran to Shazhu's room.
"Shazhu, tomorrow, find a time to get the pork back."
"Brother Junzi, I just got it there. I just put salt on it, why do I have to get it back?"
"We've seen us eating pork in this yard, and if we put it in the factory, I'm afraid it will be gone in a few days. If you bring it back, I'll have a place to put it."
"Brother Junzi, I understand, it will be done tomorrow morning."
Silly Zhu has the advantages of silly Zhu, that is, he absolutely worships Lin Aijun, obeys him absolutely, and believes him absolutely.
So no matter what Lin Aijun said, he would do it without any doubt.
Xu Fugui glanced at the table and saw that half of the meat had been divided.
Seeing that the second uncle touched his nose, he knew in his heart that the possibility of getting meat again was very small.
"Junzi, I'm different from them, I'm not here to ask for meat!" Xu Fugui accompanied him with a smile.
"They don't want meat! They just want food!" Lin Aijun sarcastically said.
"That's right, that's right, you're very right!" Xu Fugui echoed: "Junzi, I wonder if there is any pig whip left behind in the leftovers of this pig?"
When Lin Aijun heard that he was interested, he made a smirk.
This Xu Fugui is more than 40, and he can still ask for pig whips. He has a good relationship with Aunt Xu!
"Uncle Xu, you are the richest man in the yard, what do you need a pig's whip for?"
Xu Fugui was indeed the richest person in the courtyard, so he didn't hear Lin Aijun's teasing.
"Junzi, don't get me wrong, I don't want it, I have a friend..."
"Well, you have a friend, I see, go ahead."
"I have a friend who was kicked there a few days ago and wanted to make up for his body. So I asked him if there was any pig whip that he didn't want, and I took it for my friend."
Lin Aijun and Sha Zhu looked at each other, and burst out laughing.
"Junzi, silly Zhu, don't laugh, really, my friend..."
"Uncle Xu, stop talking, we all know you as a friend, we all know, hahaha..."
Silly Zhu was unrestrained, holding his stomach and laughing out loud without restraint.
"Xu Damao, if you want to make up your own body, just say so! Let your old father come forward, you can't do it!" Li Aijun went on to make up the knife, laughing until tears flowed, and he was about to die.
Xu Damao blushed, and said arbitrarily, "Is there a soldier there?"
"Silly Zhu, is the thing still there? Just give it to him." Lin Aijun was very generous, he was depressed the whole night, and Xu Damao suddenly amused him.
Give it, it stands to reason that those who make up for laughing at night should give tips.
This pig whip is considered a tip.
Silly Zhu cheerfully ran to the kitchen in the back room and found the pig whip from the garbage.
Wrap it in newspaper and hand it to Xu Damao.
"Xu Damao, here it is!"
"Junzi, silly Zhu, thank you, thank you!" Xu Damao bowed and took the pig's whip with both hands.
The whole action is like an ancient eunuch receiving the imperial decree from the emperor.
"Come on, Xu Damao, you are too ceremonial, hahaha..."
Lin Aijun couldn't help it, and burst out laughing.
Xu Damao and his son seemed to have forgotten that He Yushui and Lin Zhaodi were still there. When the father and son laughed when they heard the clear female voice like silver bells, they quickly fled from Shazhu's room.
"Secret it! Don't tell anyone..."
An exhortation floated in the wind.
The farce is over.
Lin Aijun stood up and closed the door again.
You need to find a way for Shazhu, otherwise this brain circuit will suffer in the future!
Silly boy!
"Silly Zhu, didn't you say that you didn't let others see you this afternoon!"
"Brother Junzi, really, I guarantee they didn't see it."
"Then how did they know, and then organized a group to rush to us?"
Sha Zhu rolled his eyes and thought about it carefully.
"Yeah, they probably smelled it in the afternoon!"
"Smell it?"
"Well, Brother Junzi, when I was cooking pig intestines in the afternoon, Aunt Jia knocked on my door. I thought you told me not to let the neighbors in the yard see me, so I just didn't open the door."
It really was the fault of the pig's large intestine!
Lin Aijun rubbed his forehead: "Why didn't you say that just now?"
"I didn't let them see it, and you didn't tell them not to smell it!"
"..."
The corner of Lin Aijun's mouth twitched slightly, and he looked up to the sky and let out a long sigh.
"Let's eat! Let's cook first!"
~
The third master and Xu Damao's family both got what they wanted, and they were in a good mood.
The second uncle went home sullen and didn't talk to anyone.
Only Jia Dongxu, when he got home, had a blank face and no smile at all.
Jia Zhang pouted coldly at Qin Huairu.
"Dong Xu, did you see that the one surnamed Lin didn't want to give it, but Sha Zhu was very diligent in giving it! If you want to say that there is nothing between her and Sha Zhu, I don't believe it."
"Mom, stop talking, come and eat meat!"
"Bang Ji, you come over to eat meat too!"
Xiao Dang was on the sidelines, watching helplessly as grandma, father and elder brother ate the meat in the bowl.
Not yet able to speak, she stumbled to Jia Dongxu's side.
"Father, Rourou, eat."
"Girls, they will lose money in the future, what kind of meat will they eat!" Mrs. Jia Zhang gave Xiao Dang a hard look.
Xiao Dang trembled with fright, retreated timidly to Qin Huairu's side, and burst into tears.
"Fatty, fleshy..."
Tears filled Qin Huairu's eyes from being angry, and she stretched out her arms to hug Xiaodang and wept silently.
Seeing Qin Huairu crying, Jia Dongxu suddenly felt that the pork was in his mouth and the green was on his head.
It tastes like chewing wax!
"What are you crying for? You know how to cry all day long!"
~
That night, Lin Aijun lay in bed.
There was something wrong with the more he thought about it.
Everyone in this courtyard knew that he and Sha Zhu were eating pork.
There are almost no normal people in this courtyard.
He refused the second uncle's request tonight, maybe this small-hearted person will act as a demon.
Why!Who told the system to give a whole second brother!
【Ding!Report to the host that due to a system error, the Jinhua ham that was originally intended for the host unexpectedly turned into a whole pig. 】
【o(╥﹏╥)o Miss System, can we avoid this kind of mistake?How does it end here? 】
【Ding!Now to compensate the host, an extra storage space is provided! 】
【All right!The luck of the misfortune! 】
After the system gave a storage space, it seemed to go out!
From the looks of it, it is estimated that the sister of the system also knows that she is embarrassed!
Lin Aijun felt quite speechless, and wanted to find a way to get Sha Zhu to get those pork back from the factory.
If someone finds out, the pork in hand will fly away.
That's not counting, the most terrible thing is that if someone follows behind and struggles with the source of this pork, he can't explain it clearly.
There are too many ghosts and ghosts in this yard, so be careful!
So Lin Aijun got up with a grunt and ran to Shazhu's room.
"Shazhu, tomorrow, find a time to get the pork back."
"Brother Junzi, I just got it there. I just put salt on it, why do I have to get it back?"
"We've seen us eating pork in this yard, and if we put it in the factory, I'm afraid it will be gone in a few days. If you bring it back, I'll have a place to put it."
"Brother Junzi, I understand, it will be done tomorrow morning."
Silly Zhu has the advantages of silly Zhu, that is, he absolutely worships Lin Aijun, obeys him absolutely, and believes him absolutely.
So no matter what Lin Aijun said, he would do it without any doubt.
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