Siheyuan: the beginning to realize the freedom of cooking

Siheyuan in the afterglow of the setting sun.

The pyrotechnic gas brought by the smell of oily smoke adds a bit of heat to the cold early spring.

Silly Zhu was wearing a white apron, and kept holding the iron pan, stirring the ingredients.

With the help of Lin Aijun, a round table was set up in Shazhu's main room, and the dishes and chopsticks were arranged.

"Silly, is it almost over?"

"Brother Junzi, it's almost time. You can call the neighbors in the yard to come over, the dishes are getting cold quickly!"

So, Lin Aijun went around the yard.

After a while, a round table was full.

Seeing that everyone was seated, Lin Aijun enthusiastically picked up their "drinks".

"Today we are happy for Sha Zhu, open our stomachs and drink, enough wine!"

After speaking, he pointed to Erguotou on the ground.

Everyone looked towards the corner of the wall in the direction of Lin Aijun's finger.

Good guy!
Boxes of Erguotou piled up!
Lin Aijun was well prepared this time.

I left a box of mixed water for myself and silly Zhu.

There are 6 boxes left!
Based on a box of 12 bottles, a total of 72 bottles!
Except for deaf old ladies and children, basically 4 bottles per capita start.

I don’t believe that we can’t bring down all the courtyard houses.

Then ask carefully, and find out the insidious villain who killed a thousand swords.

The second uncle is a drunkard.

Seeing so many Erguotou, my eyes lit up.

Without waiting for Lin Aijun to speak, he ran to the base of the wall talking to himself.

Take out a bottle of Erguotou from the box and carry it to the table.

Lin Aijun looked at the second uncle with satisfaction.

Oh, very good!And help!

Lin Aijun took a bottle of Erguotou and distributed it to everyone present.

"I'm happy today, so let's have fun with everyone. Everyone can claim a bottle, not just the bottle! There is a prize for the light bottle!"

"Junzi, what's the reward for the light bottle? Tell me!"

The third master heard that there was a reward, a heart that loves to take advantage, like a spring heart sprouting and sprouting.

"Listen up, everyone, the bare bottles can be packed!"

Lin Aijun held up the wine bottle mixed with water, and took the lead to take a big sip.

Originally, in some matters, when someone takes the lead, there will be more people following blindly.

Silly Zhu walked over to the round table with the fried dishes.

"The dishes are all fried, let's eat!"

"Wait!"

Lin Aijun still has one important thing to announce.

"I announce that whoever drinks the most bottles today will have a grand finale after the banquet!"

"Junzi, don't be fooled, what kind of prize is it?"

"That's right, it's not fun to tantalize people!"

"Let's talk about it. If you say it, you will be happier and more motivated when you drink."

Lin Aijun and Sha Zhu looked at each other and nodded.

"I declare that, except for the old lady and the child, whoever has the most bottles can take back all the remaining dishes in the kitchen!"

As soon as these words came out, the power among the bull ghosts and snake gods in the courtyard was equivalent to a mushroom cloud exploding.

That is definitely the impact of nuclear fusion level.

The third master pinched himself and gave the third mother a look.

The three mothers nodded knowingly, the old lady is going all out today.

The same eye contact also appeared on the rest of the families.

Silly Zhu looked at everyone, picked up his chopsticks, and tapped the plate.

Shout out, "Go!"

So everyone at the table started to fight.

Except for the old lady and BangGong who were the first to pick up the food, the others grabbed the Erguotou on the table.

Lin Aijun smiled.

It's really a bunch of weird people who don't make money and can't afford it early!
After drinking for three rounds, we are full and drunk, and everyone is a little bit over the top.

Silly Zhu helped the deaf old lady back to the house while going to the toilet.

Jia Zhang drove the stick back to the house to play.

When Shazhu returned to the room, he saw that only Lin Aijun was still fully awake.

Lin Aijun winked at Shazhu.

Sha Zhu sat down and slapped the table boldly.

"How about we play a game and speed up the progress? Do you agree?"

"agree!"

All the people present said in unison that the courtyard house has never been so united since Pangu opened up the world.

It's uncomfortable to drink too much, but the leftovers are absolutely inseparable.

"Okay, then let's play a game of truth or dare. Play the drums and pass the flowers. The loser will either drink or answer the big guys' questions! You must answer the truth." Lin Aijun waited for this opportunity, and said the rules when he saw the needle It's clear.

Xu Damao looked at Lin Aijun with a puzzled look and said something.

"Lin Aijun, you really can drink a lot! You've already eaten two bottles, and your face doesn't blush and your heart beats!"

"Fart, your heart doesn't jump! If you don't jump, you're still alive!" Lin Aijun scolded with a smile.

Shazhu knew the reason, shook his head happily, and took out a handkerchief.

"Brother Junzi, that is the Dionysus of the Siheyuan! Come on, Xu Damao, let's start with you!"

"I'm coming, I'm coming!"

Xu Damao didn't hold back, and started tapping his wine glass with chopsticks.

When he stopped, the handkerchief stopped in the second uncle's hand.

Xu Damao's eyeballs were dripping, his eyes wandered between the second uncle and the second aunt, and he smirked.

"Second uncle and second aunt, when was the last time you did that?"

The second aunt blushed and scolded: "Xu Damao, you shameless rascal."

As he said, he made a gesture to hit Xu Damao.

Suddenly Xu Damao was as light as a swallow, his whole body was as light as a bone, and he jumped away.

"Don't mind, you're playing games, Second Aunt, follow the rules!"

The second uncle put down his face, raised his glass and said, "I'll drink it!"

He raised his head and drank the wine in the glass in one gulp.

Just kidding, can this question be answered?
When the old woman goes home and commits that thought, why don't she kill him?

When an old couple kisses, they will be sick all night for several nights! ! !
After the second uncle readily accepted the punishment, he tapped the cup with his chopsticks, and a new round of drumming and passing flowers began again.

After a few rounds, the handkerchief stopped in front of Xu Damao.

The second uncle laughed a few times and asked: "Xu Damao, when was your first erotic dream? With whom?"

Xu Damao had already drunk too much, and most of his sanity had gone away from him.

"What can't be said about this, buddy's first sex dream was when he was 14 years old, it was with Nezha, and he was still on Hot Wheels at the time!"

As soon as Xu Damao said the words, he dropped his head on the table with a plop, and fell asleep.

The whole audience was silent, this damn picture!

After a second.

Just as Lin Aijun put the wine into his mouth, he spit it all out with a puff, laughing until his stomach cramped.

The aunt and the girls couldn't straighten up laughing.

The uncle always had a serious poker face with an uncontrollable smile.

Xu Damao was the first to die.

After N rounds of truth or dare, all the secrets that should be said or not should be said.

For example, Sha Zhu was caught on the spot when he peeked at a girl taking a shower for the first time.

For example, Jia Zhang couldn't bear the loneliness and stole Xu Fugui's underpants.

For example, when the third master was young, he had a partner who always abandoned him.

Just keep drinking and drinking until midnight.

Everyone got down on the ground, only Lin Aijun and Shazhu brother and sister were awake.

Sent away the two younger sisters.

Lin Aijun and Sha Zhu looked at each other.

cheer up.

Start looking for whistleblowers.