Siheyuan: starting from the registration of the fourth-level chef

To be reasonable, the chance of a person falling in the same pit is always small.

After all, there is a good saying that the difference between humans and animals is that humans can use tools.

Knowing how to use tools means that the human brain can know how to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages.

But sticks are different.

The stick has suffered countless times in the backyard in the past half month.

But even so, BangJiao still treats the backyard, a dangerous place, like first love.

'bong! '

A loud bang sounded in the backyard.

Surprised, Zhao Jianguo, Liu Haizhong and many people from the courtyard came to the backyard to see.

"Xu Damao! What are you doing!"

In the backyard, everyone saw Xu Damao staring blankly at a pitch-black floor tile in front of him.

"Ah, ah, it's nothing! It's nothing! It's just a firecracker for fun."

Xu Damao waved his hands perfunctorily, and quickly ran back to the house.

Back in the house, Xu Damao was dumbfounded.

He didn't expect the firecrackers to be so powerful!It is not an exaggeration to say that the mountain is broken!

The floor tiles in courtyard houses have a long history!

They are all bricks made of big bluestone transported from the mountains.

Think about the hardness.

But just like that, when a firecracker went down, the floor tiles made of big bluestone were still cracked and cracked.

In the backyard, Yi Zhonghai looked at Xu Damao's room coldly: "This Xu Damao! Let no one live in peace just for a day!"

Zhao Jianguo curled his lips: "I don't know who won't let the courtyard children live in peace."

"Fighted yesterday, scolded today, tomorrow you can't lift the roof in the morning?"

Liu Haizhong nodded approvingly.

Yi Zhonghai glared at Zhao Jianguo, and returned to the room with a gloomy expression.

Silly Zhu nodded Zhao Jianguo with his finger, and when he saw that Zhao Jianguo wanted to chase him, he immediately turned around and ran back to the house.

These people are all gone.

The sticky stems we mentioned earlier are interesting.

Stick stared at the cracked bluestone floor tiles on the ground, his eyes lit up like an old cat at night!

Boys, who doesn't like setting off firecrackers or something.

Sticking looked at Xu Damao's room, feeling an itch in his heart.

Perhaps God really understood the idea of ​​the stick.

In the view of the stick, Xu Damao opened the door and walked out of the courtyard. The most important thing is that the door of the house is still open!

A pair of red firecrackers placed on the table directly caught the stick's eyes.

bass!

Soon!very fast!

If there is a weasel in the Chinese zodiac.

That stick must belong to this stuff.

That speed is almost turning into a beam of light!

Xu Damao, who had just walked out of the courtyard, turned his head and smiled sinisterly.

Why set off firecrackers!

Isn't it just to let the sticks pay attention!

With the help of Banggen, Xu Damao can do the next operation!

He turned his head to look at Silly Zhu's room.

Silly Zhu was eating at Yi Zhonghai's house at this time.

Xu Damao quickly ran to Shazhu's room, looked at the crude furnishings in the room: "What a fool, Qin Huairu didn't know that the house was almost emptied."

Looking at the tea mug on the table, Xu Damao took out croton powder from his pocket.

There is still a little bit of croton powder left over from the last time I made it.

Xu Damao poured all the croton powder into the tea mug, and stirred it with his fingers.

......

Silly Zhu finished his meal at Yi Zhonghai's house, chatted with Yi Zhonghai for a while, and then went back to the house.

Thinking of what Yi Zhonghai said, Sha Zhu kept laughing foolishly.

Grandpa was right.

When he dies, this house must be his.

Not to mention the deaf old lady in the backyard.

The house is also your own!

At that time, a small half of the entire courtyard will be his own!

When that time comes, what are you afraid of!

save money!Must save money!In the future, I can no longer be so stupid and not keep a penny, and give everything to Sister Qin as a tribute to that old thing Jia Zhang.

If Yi Zhonghai knew what Shazhu was thinking, he would die laughing.

He just hated the Jia Zhang family, and then restricted Shazhu to prevent him from sponsoring the Jia family.

Since it is a restriction, it must be a cake.

Otherwise who will listen?

As for whether the yard will be reserved for Shazhu in the future.

Then see when you spend more or less.

Yi Zhonghai had a good plan in mind.

If he dies early and fails to spend all the money, it means that God will reserve this house for Shazhu.

If he died late, all the money from the sale of the house must be spent!

Silly Zhu was in the room thinking about the bright future while drinking the water that Xu Damao put croton in.

"I'm in a good mood, this water tastes a little sweet!"

......

In the Jia family, Jia Zhang was holding a stick at this time, and kept talking about how hateful Sha Zhu was, and how hateful Yi Zhonghai was.

Qin Huairu's ears felt a little uncomfortable: "Mom, don't tell your children these things every day."

Jia Zhang rolled her eyes: "What! I won't say?"

"Are you still planning to let Shazhu be the father of BangGong in the future?"

"I tell you! As long as I don't die! Don't even think about it!"

The stick is also fussing in Jia Zhang's arms: "No! I don't recognize silly Zhu as my father!"

"Our classmates all said that Shazhu is a fool!"

"If I recognize him as my father, I will be finished!"

Jia Dongxu coughed hard in the back room.

When Jia Zhang heard this, she said angrily, "Okay! Stop coughing! I know you're not dead!"

"Isn't this the end of the conversation!"

"Cough it up again!"

When the adults were talking, the eyes of the children began to drift away.

For example, Sticky, now he saw Silly Zhu running into the toilet.

When he thought of what grandma said just now, he couldn't get angry at all.

People outside said that he might be a bastard, born of broken shoes between Qin Huairu and Shazhu.

Otherwise, how could Silly Zhu help their family so diligently every day?

Why did Bang Geng go to Shazhu's house to get things, but Shazhu never said a word?

It's all the fault of Shazhu!Take the opportunity to get close to my mother every day!

The stick jumped to the ground all of a sudden: "Grandma! I'm going out to play!"

Jia Zhang waved his hand: "Don't run too far! It's getting dark!"

BangGong agreed perfunctorily, and ran to the toilet.

In the toilet, Sha Zhu's face was almost twisted into a rag.

"Yeah!! My...God...Hmmm!!"

Silly Zhu exerted all his energy.

Outside, the back molars of Sticky laughed.

Click to light a firecracker and throw it directly into the toilet!

Silly Zhu, who was squatting in the pit, saw the firecrackers!Eyes are straight!

"Who! Whose little brat!"

Maybe Sha Zhu really took it lightly, or maybe this little firecracker failed to attract Sha Zhu's attention.

In short, Silly Zhu just watched the firecracker explode.

This is a firecracker rewarded by the system.

Big bluestones can blow open seams!

'pong! ! '

gravel!

Plus all kinds of water stains!Soaring fragments!

Silly face!Then it will be yellow!