Siheyuan: starting from the registration of the fourth-level chef

After work in the afternoon.

Liu Haizhong hummed a little tune all the way back to the courtyard.

Yi Zhonghai wrote a report letter last night about Yi Zhonghai engaging in feudal superstition.

It was dropped into the report mailbox of the street office early this morning.

Now it is estimated that Yi Zhonghai has already been scolded by the people in the street office!

Hehe, you deserve it!

Liu Haizhong stared at the uncle's position in the yard so hard that the flowers almost thanked him.

Although the position of uncle can't control Zhao Jianguo.

But this thing can control people in other yards.

I didn't see Yi Zhonghai coming in and out, so whoever saw him had to respectfully call out "Master?"

Just walked into the yard.

Liu Haizhong keenly sensed that the atmosphere in the courtyard was not right.

When others saw him, he didn't even bark, and walked away holding his nose like seeing stinky shit.

Liu Haizhong was very puzzled.

But in the eyes of these neighbors in the yard.

Liu Haizhong really had sores on the top of his head and pus on the soles of his feet.

What the hell.

What's wrong with doing something like reporting?

As soon as he entered the courtyard, Liu Haizhong saw Yi Zhonghai sitting on the porch, staring at him with unfriendly eyes.

The guilty Liu Haizhong gave a smug smile: "Old Yi, you've eaten, why are you sitting on the porch when you have nothing to do?"

Yi Zhonghai smiled contemptuously: "Sit on the porch and wait for your return."

"If you have any dissatisfaction with me, you can come to me directly."

"Go and make a report! You are not afraid of being punished by God! You fell to your death while walking!?"

Perhaps Yi Zhonghai's mentality has completely collapsed now.

The yin and yang tone is more and more similar to Jia Zhang's.

Liu Haizhong raised his eyebrows.

impossible.

He specially writes the characters crookedly.

Even Liu Guangtian didn't know about the report letter!

"Old Yi, what are you talking about, I don't understand." Liu Haizhong's face was a little embarrassed.

Go quickly to the backyard.

Yi Zhonghai stood up, stopped Liu Haizhong, and took out two letters from his pocket: "Here, let's take a look."

"Liu Haizhong, you are really afraid that I will die slowly!"

"One report is two letters! Liu Haizhong! I want to ask! How did I offend you!"

Two letters! ?

Liu Haizhong was shocked.

Who else in this courtyard reported Yi Zhonghai?

Eagerly bangs opened the envelope and looked at the familiar font!

This... Is this clearly my own word?

"Old Yi! This is a misunderstanding! I did not write this letter!"

Yi Zhonghai smiled coldly: "That's right, you didn't write this letter."

"Then you mean another one?"

Sweat dripped from Liu Haizhong's head: "No, I didn't mean that."

"I...I mean..."

Yi Zhonghai interrupted directly: "Liu Haizhong, you must be ashamed."

"You've been staring at this uncle's position for a long time, and I know it too."

"But I really didn't expect you to do such a thing as a report!"

At the entrance of the front yard, Yan Bugui, who was watching the excitement, also teased: "Old Liu."

"I really have to tell you about you."

"You say you are doing something wrong, you are reporting, we are all from the same courtyard."

"Didn't you intentionally harm someone by making a report letter!"

Liu Haizhong is full of mouth now, so he can't tell clearly.

Of the two letters, one was in his handwriting.

Although the other letter was written crookedly, it was really written by him!

But it was because of the tone of the letter!Let Yi Zhonghai be sure that both letters were sent by Liu Haizhong.

In the backyard, Zhao Jianguo, who was stirring eggs in a bowl, pursed his lips.

This Yan Laoxier.

The words are nice to say, what kind of family.

When Jiazhang reported him, Yan Laoxi didn't stand up and say anything.

If it weren't for the radio ticket, it would indeed be his own.

If it weren't for the people from the street behind to clarify, they would have charged Jia Zhang's fine.

I guess his reputation is rotten.

"Second uncle, what are you guilty of? It's forbidden to engage in feudal superstition!"

Zhao Jianguo didn't think it was a big deal, so he added fuel to the fire: "You are the second uncle in the yard!"

"That must be to help the people in the courtyard and prevent them from going astray."

"What's wrong with the uncle, you can't tell me if the uncle made a mistake."

"The report has to be reported."

There was a shock in the center of the bangs!

yes!I didn't break the law and I didn't do anything!

Why can't I report you!

Yi Zhonghai turned around and glared at Zhao Jianguo resentfully.

Zhao Jianguoquan pretended not to see it, and was still stirring the eggs in the bowl.

Liu Haizhong's thoughts turned around, and his tone became stronger: "Jianguo is right!"

"I said Lao Yi, I should be the one asking you about this!"

"Why do you engage in feudal superstition!"

"Why do you invite some monk to do it? If you don't do it, it's useless for me to report it!"

Yi Zhonghai was speechless for a moment.

Yan Bugui seemed to understand what Zhao Jianguo meant.

Blinking at Zhao Jianguo, he began to add firewood to Yi Zhonghai.

"Old Yi! Don't listen to Lao Liu's nonsense!"

"It stands to reason that I'm a teacher, so I shouldn't engage in such gods and ghosts."

"But I saw your face turn pale with fright that day, without any blood at all!"

"Old Liu has experienced what happened to you again, how could he understand what you saw!"

When Yi Zhonghai heard this, it made sense!

Makes sense!

You haven't seen Lao Jia again!How can you feel my pain!

"Chou Chou! Chou Chou! Chou Chou, what Lao Yan said is so reasonable!" Yi Zhonghai pointed at Liu Haizhong's nose and scolded.

"It's reasonable for you to report, isn't it! Have you met Lao Jia?"

"You know when Lao Jia is in front of me! How scared I am!"

"You haven't seen it! How can you say that I can't practice feudal superstition!"

The more they talked, the more they got angry!

Zhao Jianguo and Yan Bugui looked at each other and laughed.

Add fuel to the fire when you see who is not speaking enough.

It's like two people fighting crickets, teasing the crickets in the jar vigorously.

finally...

Yi Zhonghai was annoyed by Liu Haizhong's sentence that you deserve to be extinct!

When he went up, a scraper was drawn to Liu Haizhong's face.

Everyone in bangs is stupid!

He is less than ten years younger than Lao Yi!

How could I bear this slap in the heart!

"Yi Zhonghai! I *you*!"

Liu Haizhong yelled, and pinched Yi Zhonghai's neck with both hands!

Yi Zhonghai is so old, how can he surpass Liu Haizhong?

Being pinched to the ground, he quickly struggled and shouted: "Pillar! Pillar! Come out! Save me!"

The silly Zhu in the room was still thinking about Qin Huairu, when he heard Yi Zhonghai calling for help.

Quickly open the door and come out.

As soon as the door was pushed open, Sha Zhu froze in place.

I rely on!

When did you see Liu Haizhong and Yi Zhonghai fight?

At this time, Liu Haizhong was sitting on Yi Zhonghai's body, tightly strangling Yi Zhonghai's neck.

While pinching and cursing: "You old bastard! You deserve to be extinct!"

"What's wrong with me reporting you! Why don't you die! Lao Jia should take you away!"