LIGHTNOVELONLINE Siheyuan: starting from the registration of the fourth-level chef
Chapter 81 Are these bangs afraid that I won't die?
Everyone knows how miserable the Jia family has been this year.
The people encouraged by the two monks thought about it carefully.
It seems that the Jia family's bad luck really started after they robbed Qin Huairu with Zhao Jianguo!
Immediately, everyone was so frightened that they all ran away from Zhao Jianguo.
Zhao Jianguo sneered and said, "If you don't provoke me, I really don't care about you."
"I just want to watch the show."
"I will give you one last chance. Do you admit it yourself, or let me expose it."
The faces of the two monks froze: "What did you say!"
"You evil star! Still want to beat him up?"
Zhao Jianguo walked towards them with a sneer, and said as he walked, "Did you put phosphorous powder on your hands?"
"As for the ghost image on the yellow paper, what is it?"
Zhao Jianguo thought carefully about the weird things that had been circulated on the Internet before.
"Oh, what is it called turmeric paper?"
"Just these two times, you came out to deceive people?"
"Is the money so easy to earn?"
The two monks were shocked!Who is this man!
Although these methods are basic, they are the most effective way to fool these old people who don't understand anything!
These two people were invited by Sha Zhu.
Silly Zhu saw Zhao Jianguo approaching every step of the way, so he stepped forward to block him: "Zhao Jianguo!"
"Don't go any further! You evil star!"
"I kind of know why since you came to the kitchen! I've been unlucky!"
"It's all because of you!"
Zhao Jianguo's face was full of sarcasm: "Silly Zhu, silly Zhu!"
"Let me tell you what's good about you."
"Is your gene full of dog-licking genes?"
"You want to lick whoever it is?"
Before the words were finished, Zhao Jianguo rushed to the two monks quickly, and grabbed the remaining paper from the monk's hand.
"Let me see, it's really turmeric paper."
Shazhu wanted to go up to stop him, but was kicked aside by Zhao Jianguo.
Then Zhao Jianguo snatched the gourd from the thin monk's arms, opened the plug and smelled it: "Well, it's really alkaline water."
"Come on, everyone, I will also perform a ghost transformation for everyone."
Zhao Jianguo turned around to face the crowd, and as soon as he lit the turmeric paper, Gudu sprayed it with a mouthful of water.
Under everyone's shocked eyes, a ghost mark with teeth and claws suddenly appeared on the yellow paper.
Shaking the yellow paper, Zhao Jianguo asked mockingly, "Silly Zhu."
"Do you have to call me Master too?"
"Huh? Grandpa, and that old thing, I can also catch ghosts."
"If you want to send money to others, you should have said it earlier. You can just ask me. Don't be a ghost."
"What the hell do you want, I will draw for you!"
Seeing this, the two monks wanted to fight hard, but Zhao Jianguo knocked them down one by one.
"Evil star! You guys gave me a nicer name."
"What is the Emperor Zhenwu?"
After being exposed by Zhao Jianguo, the onlookers also understood what was going on.
Yi Zhonghai was so frightened by Lao Jia before.
Now that Zhao Jianguo pointed it out, he immediately understood what was going on.
His face was ashen!This idiot is really unreliable!
There are two liars!
Everyone understood, but Jia Zhang was the only one who still firmly believed in what the two monks said.
She felt that Zhao Jianguo must not have the ability to live such a good life!
It must be the blood of his family!It must have sucked away all the good luck from his family!
Running to the monk, Mrs. Jia Zhang supported them: "Master!"
"Could it be that you guys can't beat this evil star!"
"This evil star deliberately deceived us!"
Both monks are stupid.
I rely on.
How could this person be deceived with his quick brain?
We can't think of any reason!
Immediately, two monks, one fat and one thin, nodded vigorously: "Yes!"
"We can't fight this evil star! This evil star is trying to deceive everyone!"
At this moment, a few people from the street office stepped outside the door.
"Really! Then let's try to deceive everyone?!"
Director Wang took the lead and looked at the two monks on the ground with disgust in his eyes: "You two liars, how many people have been deceived in this area!"
"Now I've caught you!"
When the two monks saw that everyone on the street was coming, their faces turned pale with fright, and they sat down on the ground.
Jia Zhang was also stunned.
At this moment, the last bit of hope in Sha Zhu's heart was also shattered.
Yi Zhonghai stepped back silently, hoping that no one could see him.
But the uncle in your yard, how could Director Wang not notice?
"Old Yi, we received a report letter saying that you took the lead in hiring some monks to do it."
"Tell me, what's going on?"
Yi Zhonghai's face froze: "Um, that... there's a reason for this!"
"Director Wang, listen to my explanation!"
Director Wang directly took out the letter and threw it in front of Yi Zhonghai: "There is nothing to explain, just take a look, look, one report is still two!"
Anonymous report letter.
In addition, Yi Zhonghai is the person in charge in this courtyard.
Director Wang didn't shy away from it, and just revealed the letter.
Yi Zhonghai picked up the letter and read it carefully.
Good guy!
He is too familiar with this word!
One is the words in the bangs, so it's gone!
The tone is in the bangs!
As for the other letter, although the writing is crooked!
But Yi Zhonghai can be sure!It must have been written by Liu Haizhong!
Because the tone of the second letter is exactly the same as the first one!
Sue Yi Zhonghai for dominating the courtyard!Engage in feudal superstition!
OK!
This Liu Haizhong is afraid that he will not die!One report is two letters!
Did I dig his ancestral grave or jumped into the well with his child in my arms! ?
Even if you want to be a master, you don't have to be so poisonous!
Yi Zhonghai's eyes were full of hatred, but now the fact was before his eyes.
He couldn't explain anything either.
Director Wang said bitterly, "You guys, what era is this?"
"Still believe this! You also learn from Jianguo!"
Director Wang looked at Zhao Jianguo with satisfaction in his eyes.
It has to be the founding of the country.
"Jianguo, how do you know the methods of these people?"
Zhao Jianguo scratched his head: "It's all a pediatric trick."
"I saw it in a book before."
Director Wang nodded: "Well, yes, I have to read more books!"
"knowledge is power."
After praising Zhao Jianguo, he said directly to the people behind him, "Catch these two liars back, and send them to the department when the time comes."
"As for Yi Zhonghai! Dongxu's mother, and Shazhu!"
"It's about the three of you! Let me tell you how you are!"
"Yi Zhonghai, you are still the big man in the yard!"
Hearing Director Wang's tone, Silly Zhu stepped forward and said with a smile on his face, "Well, Director Wang, you have already said that the old man is the leader of the courtyard."
"Just give it a chance, we won't dare next time."
The people encouraged by the two monks thought about it carefully.
It seems that the Jia family's bad luck really started after they robbed Qin Huairu with Zhao Jianguo!
Immediately, everyone was so frightened that they all ran away from Zhao Jianguo.
Zhao Jianguo sneered and said, "If you don't provoke me, I really don't care about you."
"I just want to watch the show."
"I will give you one last chance. Do you admit it yourself, or let me expose it."
The faces of the two monks froze: "What did you say!"
"You evil star! Still want to beat him up?"
Zhao Jianguo walked towards them with a sneer, and said as he walked, "Did you put phosphorous powder on your hands?"
"As for the ghost image on the yellow paper, what is it?"
Zhao Jianguo thought carefully about the weird things that had been circulated on the Internet before.
"Oh, what is it called turmeric paper?"
"Just these two times, you came out to deceive people?"
"Is the money so easy to earn?"
The two monks were shocked!Who is this man!
Although these methods are basic, they are the most effective way to fool these old people who don't understand anything!
These two people were invited by Sha Zhu.
Silly Zhu saw Zhao Jianguo approaching every step of the way, so he stepped forward to block him: "Zhao Jianguo!"
"Don't go any further! You evil star!"
"I kind of know why since you came to the kitchen! I've been unlucky!"
"It's all because of you!"
Zhao Jianguo's face was full of sarcasm: "Silly Zhu, silly Zhu!"
"Let me tell you what's good about you."
"Is your gene full of dog-licking genes?"
"You want to lick whoever it is?"
Before the words were finished, Zhao Jianguo rushed to the two monks quickly, and grabbed the remaining paper from the monk's hand.
"Let me see, it's really turmeric paper."
Shazhu wanted to go up to stop him, but was kicked aside by Zhao Jianguo.
Then Zhao Jianguo snatched the gourd from the thin monk's arms, opened the plug and smelled it: "Well, it's really alkaline water."
"Come on, everyone, I will also perform a ghost transformation for everyone."
Zhao Jianguo turned around to face the crowd, and as soon as he lit the turmeric paper, Gudu sprayed it with a mouthful of water.
Under everyone's shocked eyes, a ghost mark with teeth and claws suddenly appeared on the yellow paper.
Shaking the yellow paper, Zhao Jianguo asked mockingly, "Silly Zhu."
"Do you have to call me Master too?"
"Huh? Grandpa, and that old thing, I can also catch ghosts."
"If you want to send money to others, you should have said it earlier. You can just ask me. Don't be a ghost."
"What the hell do you want, I will draw for you!"
Seeing this, the two monks wanted to fight hard, but Zhao Jianguo knocked them down one by one.
"Evil star! You guys gave me a nicer name."
"What is the Emperor Zhenwu?"
After being exposed by Zhao Jianguo, the onlookers also understood what was going on.
Yi Zhonghai was so frightened by Lao Jia before.
Now that Zhao Jianguo pointed it out, he immediately understood what was going on.
His face was ashen!This idiot is really unreliable!
There are two liars!
Everyone understood, but Jia Zhang was the only one who still firmly believed in what the two monks said.
She felt that Zhao Jianguo must not have the ability to live such a good life!
It must be the blood of his family!It must have sucked away all the good luck from his family!
Running to the monk, Mrs. Jia Zhang supported them: "Master!"
"Could it be that you guys can't beat this evil star!"
"This evil star deliberately deceived us!"
Both monks are stupid.
I rely on.
How could this person be deceived with his quick brain?
We can't think of any reason!
Immediately, two monks, one fat and one thin, nodded vigorously: "Yes!"
"We can't fight this evil star! This evil star is trying to deceive everyone!"
At this moment, a few people from the street office stepped outside the door.
"Really! Then let's try to deceive everyone?!"
Director Wang took the lead and looked at the two monks on the ground with disgust in his eyes: "You two liars, how many people have been deceived in this area!"
"Now I've caught you!"
When the two monks saw that everyone on the street was coming, their faces turned pale with fright, and they sat down on the ground.
Jia Zhang was also stunned.
At this moment, the last bit of hope in Sha Zhu's heart was also shattered.
Yi Zhonghai stepped back silently, hoping that no one could see him.
But the uncle in your yard, how could Director Wang not notice?
"Old Yi, we received a report letter saying that you took the lead in hiring some monks to do it."
"Tell me, what's going on?"
Yi Zhonghai's face froze: "Um, that... there's a reason for this!"
"Director Wang, listen to my explanation!"
Director Wang directly took out the letter and threw it in front of Yi Zhonghai: "There is nothing to explain, just take a look, look, one report is still two!"
Anonymous report letter.
In addition, Yi Zhonghai is the person in charge in this courtyard.
Director Wang didn't shy away from it, and just revealed the letter.
Yi Zhonghai picked up the letter and read it carefully.
Good guy!
He is too familiar with this word!
One is the words in the bangs, so it's gone!
The tone is in the bangs!
As for the other letter, although the writing is crooked!
But Yi Zhonghai can be sure!It must have been written by Liu Haizhong!
Because the tone of the second letter is exactly the same as the first one!
Sue Yi Zhonghai for dominating the courtyard!Engage in feudal superstition!
OK!
This Liu Haizhong is afraid that he will not die!One report is two letters!
Did I dig his ancestral grave or jumped into the well with his child in my arms! ?
Even if you want to be a master, you don't have to be so poisonous!
Yi Zhonghai's eyes were full of hatred, but now the fact was before his eyes.
He couldn't explain anything either.
Director Wang said bitterly, "You guys, what era is this?"
"Still believe this! You also learn from Jianguo!"
Director Wang looked at Zhao Jianguo with satisfaction in his eyes.
It has to be the founding of the country.
"Jianguo, how do you know the methods of these people?"
Zhao Jianguo scratched his head: "It's all a pediatric trick."
"I saw it in a book before."
Director Wang nodded: "Well, yes, I have to read more books!"
"knowledge is power."
After praising Zhao Jianguo, he said directly to the people behind him, "Catch these two liars back, and send them to the department when the time comes."
"As for Yi Zhonghai! Dongxu's mother, and Shazhu!"
"It's about the three of you! Let me tell you how you are!"
"Yi Zhonghai, you are still the big man in the yard!"
Hearing Director Wang's tone, Silly Zhu stepped forward and said with a smile on his face, "Well, Director Wang, you have already said that the old man is the leader of the courtyard."
"Just give it a chance, we won't dare next time."
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