Siheyuan: starting from the game of life

The uncle asked: "Silly Zhu, to be honest, did you steal Xu Damao's chicken?"

Qin Huairu's heart raised her throat, and her eyes were fixed on He Yuzhu.

Waiting for him to admit it.

A person like Xu Damao will never let it go.

and so!
You must not be caught out about stick stems stealing chickens!

"That's right~"

Hearing this answer, Qin Huairu breathed a sigh of relief.

"no!"

The sudden denial made Qin Huairu's heart twitch again.

He looked in the direction of the sound.

I saw He Yu'an walking out from the crowd.

"Grandpa, my brother didn't steal this chicken. When I just came back from school today, my sister and I encountered chicken soup in my brother's lunch box."

"My sister and I can testify to this matter."

The big guy's gaze was attracted to Yushui again.

Yushui was hesitating, and she didn't want people to find out the stick.

but!

She also didn't want her brother to be wronged.

"sister?"

He Yu'an called her suspiciously.

"My brother didn't steal this chicken, I can testify!"

Yushui finally chose his own brother.

Xu Damao immediately retorted: "Hey, this is not allowed!"

"The three of you are brothers and sisters, you will definitely testify falsely!"

Lou Xiaoe: "Exactly! Our chicken is lost, and your family just happens to be stewing chicken today. How could there be such a coincidence? It must have been stolen by a fool!"

Xu Damao picked up the pot of chicken he had taken away.

"Look, everyone, this is the evidence!"

"Our chicken is a hen, and we are waiting for it to lay eggs in winter. You have to pay not only for my chicken, but also for my eggs!"

Lou Xiaoe echoed Xu Damao.

"That's right, that's right, at least I have to pay three yuan!"

"What three dollars?!"

"This chicken has to pay five yuan! I plan to raise it for a year, let it lay eggs, and wait for my wife to be confinement!"

Xu Damao and the others insisted on paying five yuan.

He Yuzhu put his hands in his pockets, as if he didn't take them seriously.

"Five yuan? Chaoyang vegetable market, one yuan and one chicken, you want me five yuan?! And lay eggs for your wife's confinement?"

"Will your wife lay eggs?"

"How long have you been married? If you could lay eggs, you would have laid them already!"

As soon as these words came out, the whole courtyard burst into laughter.

"Hey! You! You..."

Xu Damao's nose was twisted in anger, and he pointed at He Yuzhu in a daze, not knowing what to scold.

Lou Xiaoe was ridiculed by everyone.

It is an absolute humiliation in this day and age for a woman to say that she can't have children in public!
She became angry from embarrassment, frowned, and cursed across her neck.

"Stupid! You bastard!"

The uncle patted the table, "Quiet, quiet!"

He Yu'an stood in the middle of the courtyard, "Master, can I ask a few questions?"

The uncle nodded.

He Yu'an looked at Xu Damao and asked, "What evidence do you two have that my brother stole this chicken?"

Xu Damao picked up the chicken soup pot again.

"That's the evidence."

"If your family loses chickens and someone else's family is eating chickens, this is evidence of stealing chickens. Isn't it true that the chicken sellers in the whole vegetable market are suspected of stealing your chickens?"

"I'm not messing around. This afternoon, I was outside the factory courtyard wall, and I happened to encounter a stick stealing a chicken. Is this also a suspicion?"

When everyone heard this, they immediately looked towards Qin Huairu's family.

Not to mention that He Yu'an is a cook, so he can get it from the cafeteria in the factory.

The most important thing is that the family has money, so it is normal to eat a chicken.

Qin Huairu's family, a family of five, depended on her alone every month with a salary of 27 yuan.

Is this just eating chicken during the Chinese New Year?

I really can't justify it.

Mrs. Jia Zhang looked left and right, the whole courtyard was watching their jokes.

He Yu'an!
You little bastard, have you gone against the sky? !
What do you do with the stick out? !

She became impatient and cursed loudly.

"He Yu'an, don't wrong our stick! In order to help your brother, lead the finger on our stick!"

"It looks white and clean, but it's full of bad water!"

Jia Zhang started the vixen cursing mode.

Every time he opened his mouth, the flesh on his face trembled.

Her small triangular eyes with drooping eyelids stared fixedly at He Yu'an.

"Did you look at the orphans and widows in our family, it looks so bullying?"

"Hey, baby, his father, his grandpa, you left so early, leave us alone, and let others bully my orphans and widows here..."

"That's right, everyone in our family has grown up watching them grow up. It's impossible to do things like stealing chickens and dogs!"

Qin Huairu was also anxious, and objected.

She didn't blush at all when she said this, how much did the stick stem steal from He Yuzhu since he was a child?

At the same time, they are playing the emotional card.

"Yu'an, you were the one who grew up with sticks~"

The uncle said impatiently.

"Grandma Bang, don't cry, don't worry, we know what a man is, and we can't wrong him."

With these words, Jia Zhang stopped.

Compared with the shrew and swearing, He Yu'an is really willing to bow down.

And he doesn't bother to talk too much with scoundrels, wasting his tongue!

He waited casually for everyone to calm down before continuing.

"Xu Damao, why don't you go smell the stick to see if it smells like beggar chicken, or ask Sophora, she is young and can't tell lies."

"Just go and tell you, you don't want to excuse your brother."

Xu Damao walked up to the stick, and Jia Zhang held the stick in his arms.

"What are you doing? I warn you, you can't bully people!"

"Cut~"

"I'm too lazy to care about you."

Xu Damao didn't want to talk too much with the old lady Jia Zhang.

Turning around and squatting in front of Sophora japonica, and smelling it closely, it really smells like chicken.

Immediately afterwards, he noticed the oily idea of ​​Sophora japonica's neckline, and asked with a fake smile.

"Sophia japonica, where did you get your oily idea?"

Sophora Huai looked at Qin Huairu, not knowing whether to answer or not.

Although she is young and doesn't know what's going on, she can feel something.

So she lowered her head, didn't answer, and didn't look at Xu Damao.

Seeing that Xu Damao couldn't ask, He Yu'an had no choice but to go over and ask in person.

He came to Sophora japonica, squatted down, and asked softly.

"Hua Hua, tell Uncle Yu'an, have you eaten tonight?"

Sophora japonica shook her head.

"Why didn't you eat, aren't you hungry?"

This time Sophora nods.

"Why aren't you hungry? What's delicious for lunch?"

"chicken."

He Yu'an simply asked what he wanted in a few words.

Jia Zhang immediately pinched Sophora's buttocks.

"Damn girl! Let you talk nonsense!"

"What nonsense?!"

The truth emerges.

Xu Damao immediately pointed to the stick and questioned viciously.

"Bang Ji, where did your sister eat the chicken?!"