Siheyuan: Plundering the luck of birds and beasts, I took off

Chapter 55: The Deaf Old Lady Buried in the Ruins.

“Zhonghai, don’t forget tomorrow, teach that little beast a good lesson.”

“It’s better to find a way to kill him!”

“At that time, we will have one less scourge in this yard, even if the police investigate afterwards, we will say we don’t know how he died.”

“I really can’t wait to slash off the flesh on that little beast with a knife now!”

The deaf old lady immediately changed the conversation and reminded Yi Zhonghai not to forget to clean up Wang Xu’s affairs tomorrow, looking like she wanted to kill him now.

The latter immediately nodded.

As for how to clean up Wang Xu’s affairs tomorrow, he now has an idea in his heart, and he will definitely make Wang Xu look good at that time! Hearing the conspiracy of the two beasts in the house, Wang Xu’s eyes were cold.

These two guys still want me to look good tomorrow, then I want you two dogs to look good now!” Immediately, his mind moved, and he used the art of the imperial beast.

There is a nest of termites nearby.

“Termites termites, go gnaw Yi Zhonghai, deaf old lady their house.”

“Go and gnaw their house~”

After controlling the termite, the termite circled around Wang Xu frantically.

After a while, swarms of termites crawled towards the house of Yi Zhonghai and the deaf old lady. They have quietly entered their homes, but they don’t know it yet.

But just driving termites to eat the houses of those two beasts is really too cheap for them. You can’t just be relieved in your heart.

Especially the old beast of Yi Zhonghai, he still thinks about dealing with himself tomorrow.

For this kind of beast, just eating away at their family’s house is too cheap for him. He has to be punished more harshly!

Then his mind moved, and he found a nest of firewing insects nearby!

“Firewing, Firewing!”

“Go bite Yi Zhonghai, go bite Yi Zhonghai~”

In the next second, several firewing insects flew out of their nests and began to fly towards Yi Zhonghai. The appearance of this thing is very similar to that of a mosquito.

But the only difference is their wings, ordinary mosquitoes you shoot to death. But the wings of fire-winged insects contain a corrosive liquid comparable to strong sulfuric acid.

Once shot to death, those high-strength corrosive liquids will immediately corrode people’s skin, which is very terrifying! Yi Zhonghai, that old beast, just wait to die!

Immediately, another bad luck charm was used on the deaf old lady’s body.

After all, the use of firewing insects on Yi Zhonghai could not cheapen this old beast. Today he will let these two old beasts die well!

Soon, the termites that first arrived at their two families had begun to slowly gnaw at their houses, and by the time they slept until midnight, the houses collapsed and smashed them to death!

At the same time, Yi Zhonghai deliberated for a while at the deaf old lady’s house before returning to his home. When passing outside Wang Xu’s house, I saw that the light inside was still on.

Can’t help but scolded: “This little beast, who doesn’t sleep in the middle of the night, still leaves the lights on, how much waste of electricity bills!” ”

“That thing with no conscience, there must be something bad at home!”

“Wait, I want you to look good tomorrow!”

After Yi Zhonghai cursed and cursed, he returned to his house to prepare for sleep. At this time, the eldest aunt was already sleeping at home.

But Yi Zhonghai couldn’t sleep when he thought of donating money at the whole hospital assembly. As the eldest master in this courtyard, no one has ever dared to disobey him like Wang Xu. These two donation conferences can be regarded as completely losing the face of his great master.

“Old man, what are you doing turning around?”

“How old is it at night, you still don’t sleep?”

The eldest aunt was also woken up by Yi Zhonghai’s movement at this time, and couldn’t help but ask.

The latter immediately said angrily: “Today, Wang Xu’s little beast has disturbed our affairs, and I am very unhappy in my heart.” ”

“How can I sleep!”

“When I came back from the old lady’s house just now, I saw that the light in the little beast’s house was still on.”

“If you don’t sleep so late, you must not hold any good fart at home.”

“So I wanted to know what that little beast was doing at home.”

“Are you thinking about how to do right with us again!”

“The more I think about it, the more angry I get, I can’t wait to drive that little beast out now!”

Hearing this, the eldest aunt persuaded next to her.

“Old man, if I want to say that you are a big master, it is that things are too much managed.”

“Every time there is something in the yard, it is all you who come out to pick the head, why didn’t you see the second uncle and the third uncle and the two of them come out to pick the head?”

“Since you want to come out and pick the head, then there will inevitably be people who are dissatisfied with you.”

“I see that the second uncle and the third uncle are very good.”

“I haven’t seen anyone Wang Xu doing right with the two of them.”

“I see, when there is something in this yard in the future, you still stay at home obediently, don’t go out and pick that head.”

“Otherwise, it will be you who will clean up next time!”

In the original work, the eldest aunt is different from the second aunt and the third mother, and there is basically no bad intention. Knowing what happened to Yi Zhonghai in the courtyard recently, he also began to persuade now.

Let him take care of the idle things in the yard and live a good life in his own house.

But for Yi Zhonghai, his identity as a grandfather is the unshakable authority in this courtyard. If he doesn’t care about anything in the future, let those people in the courtyard come around.

Then his uncle is a decoration, what authority is there? What happens in the yard in the future, who will listen to him? So he looked dissatisfied and said.

“What are you talking about?”

“As the grandfather of this courtyard, no matter what happens in the yard, I should stand up and do justice to them.”

“And that old thing in the bangs, he has been staring at my position as a grandfather.”

“If I don’t care about anything in the future, won’t I just give him a chance?”

“For the man in the bangs, I see him very clearly.”

“Now I am the eldest master in the yard, and I can usually suppress him when something happens.”

“But once one day, I am not the grandfather in the yard.”

“The first person he has to clean up must be me!”

As soon as these words came out, the eldest aunt was a little surprised.

“Wouldn’t you?”

“Isn’t the relationship between Lao Liu and you usually quite good?”

“And for so many years, the two of you have never blushed when you two partner in the yard to deal with things.”

“Even if you don’t care, he shouldn’t do anything to you, right?”

I have to say that Yi Zhonghai is quite thorough about Liu Haizhong.

Even if it is not yet the time for that big storm, he already knows that once the bangs are in the momentum, the first person to clean up will definitely be him!

Then he sneered and said: “Don’t look at that person Lao Liu, usually when he is in front of me, he always looks very honest, what I say he listens.” ”

“Actually, his scheming and city government are very deep.”

“And recently, I heard that he gave a lot of gifts to the leaders of the factory, and wanted to transfer him from the workshop to the security section.”

“Do you think about guarding Kona?”

“If he really transferred to the security department, then he would still be willing to be a second uncle behind me?”

“In the future, I can’t ignore these things in the yard now, and I must establish my majesty in front of these residents.”

“In this way, even if Liu Haizhong enters the security department at that time, if he wants to be a master, he can’t do it!”

Yi Zhonghai then analyzed his current situation to his aunt.

In fact, as long as there are people, there will be intrigue.

Liu Haizhong calculated Yi Zhonghai and wanted to be a big master, and the latter was Men’erqing in his heart.

Over the years, if there was no deaf old lady behind him to support him, he would have been down by the bangs.

That’s why he treats the deaf old lady like his own mother, and at the same time, he has to take care of the big and small things in the yard, just to firmly establish his own prestige!

After listening to it, the aunt on the side also fell silent.

At this moment, Yi Zhonghai suddenly muttered two words in a low voice.

“It’s strange, why are there so many mosquitoes in our house recently.”

“Didn’t you buy mosquito coils two days ago?”

“Wife, you hurry up and order a plate of mosquito coils, this mosquito has flown back~”

At this time, the firewing insect had flown to Yi Zhonghai’s home, constantly buzzing around his head, and the voice made him upset.

Since the last time he was besieged by an army of mosquitoes and bitten him into a pig’s head. Yi Zhonghai has already left a shadow on mosquitoes in his heart.

Even when he went to the toilet in the public toilet outside, he was worried that those mosquitoes would bite his butt, whether they would bite off his life or something.

When the eldest aunt heard that there were mosquitoes, she did not dare to slack off immediately, and immediately got up and took out a plate of mosquito coils from the drawer and prepared to light them. At the same time, Yi Zhonghai tried to kill the mosquitoes with his hands.

But firefin insects react faster than mosquitoes.

Yi Zhonghai slapped his hand several times, but did not shoot one.

In the end, he was in no hurry to shoot, intending to wait for those firewing insects to stop on him, and then use his hands to shoot them to death! At this time, a fire-winged insect suddenly stopped on his ear.

Suddenly, Yi Zhonghai was overjoyed.

Without saying a word, he directly slapped it down.

“Snap!”

“Ugh!”

In addition to a crisp slap sound in the room, Yi Zhonghai’s heart-rending screams also sounded! The slap he made just now really killed the fire-winged insect that stopped on his ear.

But the venom in the wings of the firewing insect, which was comparable to strong sulfuric acid, was also all left.

In just a moment, he felt as if his ears were burned by fire, and the heart-rending pain made him lie on the ground and roll around!

Seeing this, the eldest aunt immediately panicked a little, and hurriedly ran over.

……

Meanwhile, the home of a deaf old lady.

Hundreds of termites are working together to eat the beams of her house and her wooden bed. And this old beast is dreaming at this time.

In her dream, she dreamed that she had put on the clothes of everyone in this courtyard. Every household, taking turns to serve her according to the day.

And every meal must have meat dishes to eat.

Whoever cooks without cooking meat dishes for her will be abused by her, and Yi Zhonghai and He Yuzhu will help teach those people a lesson.

She seemed to have become the Empress Dowager Cixi in this courtyard. If anyone dares to disobey her, there will definitely be no good end!

When I dreamed of these scenes, the deaf old lady’s hara flowed a pillow down the corner of her mouth.

But just when she dreamed that Wang Xu brought her a super large lobster, she suddenly felt a sharp pain in her body.

“Ah!!!”

With a sharp pain, the deaf old lady opened her eyes sharply.

I saw that the beam above her head suddenly collapsed, and it hit her leg impartially! It directly woke up her sweet dream.

At the same time, the bed she slept on was almost eaten by termites, and it couldn’t bear her weight at all. It collapsed with a snap.

This sudden scene was something that the deaf old lady did not expect at all.

One second she was still dreaming, how could a good house and bed suddenly collapse? However, there was no time for her to think more.

After the beams and bed collapsed, the roof tiles began to fall continuously, and some broken tiles even fell directly on her head.

……

The frightened deaf old lady quickly pulled the cup next to her and protected her head. But her legs were not so lucky.

She had broken one of her legs before, and she is still in a cast and is not getting better.

As a result, another one was hit by the falling beam, and the beam was too heavy to move. She could only endure the tiles on it, and they kept falling and smashing her other leg.

In an instant, the deaf old lady’s leg was smashed with blurred flesh and blood, and blood flowed.

“Ouch~”

“Help, who will save me~”

“My old woman is going to be smashed to death~”

“Come and help~”

……

Just when the deaf old lady used all her strength and shouted for help. Yi Zhonghai is experiencing heart-wrenching pain.

After shooting that firewing insect just now, the venom comparable to strong sulfuric acid immediately corroded one of his ears. And in front of a big aunt, he saw white smoke coming out of his ear, and then slowly disappeared. When I saw this scene, my aunt thought that Yi Zhonghai’s ears were on fire and wanted to splash it with water. The results simply don’t work.

After seeing Yi Zhonghai’s ears corroded with his own eyes, the whole aunt was stupid. Yi Zhonghai, on the other hand, covered his ears and lay on the ground and rolled in pain.

“Lao Yi, what’s wrong with you?”

“How did your ears become so good?”

“What the hell did you hit just now?”

The eldest aunt cried out immediately in a hurry, and stepped forward to care about Yi Zhonghaido.

The latter heard that his ears were gone, and immediately panicked. I quickly touched it with the hand that covered my ears.

It turned out that his ear was really gone!

All that was left was a pus and blood, which ran down his cheek to the ground!

“My ears! My ears! ”

“What the hell is going on!”

Just as Yi Zhonghai lost his voice and shouted, there was a sudden noise on the roof. Yi Zhonghai glanced up in a panic.

As a result, I just saw that one of the beams was already crumbling, and suddenly fell from above!

“Ah!!!”

The beam that fell just hit Yi Zhonghai’s wrist, and blood suddenly flowed! Then he quickly ran out with his aunt.

As a result, just when they were about to run out on their front foot, the back foot, the house was like Tarzan collapsing, and it all collapsed!

Seeing this scene, Yi Zhonghai and his aunt glanced behind them with a shocked look. Fortunately, they ran fast enough.

Otherwise, you would definitely be buried under the house by now! However, at this moment, an even louder sound came.

When the two heard the prestige, they saw that the house of the deaf old lady in the backyard suddenly collapsed! A huge amount of dust suddenly splashed at the scene!

The deaf old lady was buried alive in ruins! Seeing this scene, Yi Zhonghai’s heart suddenly clenched.

At the same time, the residents who were sleeping heard two loud noises in succession and ran out of the house.

As a result, I saw that Yi Zhonghai and the deaf old lady’s house collapsed. All of them were dumbfounded!.