LIGHTNOVELONLINE Chapter 099
Chapter 099: Stiff Bun.
The stick terrier was aggrieved and felt that Ran Qiuye should not only criticize himself.
“Teacher Ran, I was so angry that I did it, I know it’s wrong.”
He said that he knew that he was wrong, and his heart was very unconvinced.
Ran Qiuye: “Sit down, don’t look like this again in the future.” ”
The stick terrier began to purr and let out smelly farts, and the classmates pinched their noses one after another.
“Stick terrier, what are you doing again? It stinks. ”
“Teacher Ran, I don’t want to sit next to the stick terrier, it’s too smelly. Help, I’m going to be stunned later. ”
The stick terrier’s face was embarrassed by capital letters, and he lowered his head a little embarrassed. I don’t know how to get it these days, and I’ve been putting stinky farts and diarrhea.
“Woohoo.”
The stick terrier stood and cried.
Ran Qiuye was also speechless.
“Well, let’s not laugh at the stick terrier, everyone will have diarrhea, this is a normal thing. Why laugh at other students? ”
The big guy stopped laughing.
Ran Qiuye: “Okay, let’s start class, don’t cry, I’ve already criticized my classmates.” ”
With a “poof”, the stick terrier pulled his pants.
The stick terrier was numb, and the stick terrier was at the same table: “Teacher, the stick terrier pulled his pants, it stinks, it’s disgusting.” ”
Ran Qiuye was numb, and the whole class was numb.
“Stick terrier, don’t move quickly, Zhao Wenxing, you and the stick terrier are a quadrangle, you hurry up to find Teacher Yan, let Teacher Yan ride a bicycle to send the stick terrier home.”
Zhao Wenxing: “Okay, teacher, I’ll go back.” ”
Zhao Wenxing came to Yan Bugui’s office: “Teacher Yan, the stick terrier pulled his pants.” Teacher Ran asked you to help send the stick terrier back to the courtyard, and Teacher Ran was in class. ”
Yan Bugui almost choked on a sip of tea that he had just drunk.
“Wen Xing, what did you say? Stick terrier pulled pants? ”
“It’s really not reassuring at all, it’s so big and pulls my pants.” So disgusting, how to send ah. ”
Zhao Wenxing shook his head: “I don’t know, Teacher Yan, I’ll go back to class first.” ”
Yan Bugui had no choice but to follow Zhao Wenxing to the door of the classroom.
“Stick terrier, let’s go.”
The stick terrier was very ashamed, and he stood up, and the feces from his pants dripped down his trouser leg. Everywhere he walked, there was a smell of feces.
The stick terrier came to Yanbugui’s bicycle.
Because the stick terrier is young and the bicycle rack is high, he can’t get up, and the stick terrier is a little aggrieved.
“Third Uncle, I can’t go up.”
Yan Bugui was a little angry: “Go, go over there.” ”
Yan Bugui pushed the car next to the flower bed.
The stick terrier stood on the side of the flower bed, and then sat on the back seat of Yan Bugui’s bicycle.
The moment the stick terrier sat down, he felt that his butt was cold, a feeling of stickiness, and he knew that it was just the sticky feeling unique to feces, and he turned over nausea and wanted to vomit.
Yan Bugui is also stinked.
“Sit tight, I’m leaving.”
The stick terrier held Yan Bugui, afraid that he would fall.
Yan Bugui was very disgusted: “Stick terrier, don’t get on me.” Tell me about you, how can you pull your pants? ”
“Is something eating bad stomach?”
The stick terrier was aggrieved: “Third uncle, I’ve been having diarrhea for the past two days, and I don’t know what’s going on.” My classmates laughed at me, and I didn’t even have the face to go to school. ”
Yan Bugui sighed: “You said that you don’t pay attention to what you eat, this is a shame, right?” Standing there and pulling your pants, you are really shameful. ”
Yan Bugui did not say half a word of encouragement, but criticized, which made the already aggrieved stick terrier even more aggrieved.
“Woo-hoo” the stick terrier cried.
Yan Bugui: “Okay, little ancestor, don’t cry.” People thought I was bullying you.” ”
Hurry, you’ll be home soon, you can toss whatever you want. The stick terrier sobbed.
“I didn’t mean it, and I don’t want to be so humiliated.”
“I don’t blame me for this, they all complain that they laughed at me, so I pulled my pants.”
The stick terrier does not look for reasons in himself, but blames others, Yan Bugui feels that this kid’s character is not good.
Yan Bugui returned to the gate of the courtyard with a stick terrier, Qin Huairu was in the public laundry pool, and Yan Bugui saw it at a glance.
“Qin Huairu, come over quickly, the stick terrier is pulling his pants.”
Yan Bugui heard Yan Bugui shouting at the door.
She sighed, and the neighbors in the courtyard heard it, this is a shame, so big that she actually pulled her pants.
She came to the door of the courtyard and was about to take the stick terrier down, but it was completely wet, Qin Huairu let go of one hand, the other hand did not grasp, and the stick terrier fell to the ground.
“Oh, Mom, my ass.”
Qin Huairu: “Hurry up, go home to take a shower and change clothes.” Thank you, Uncle San, for bothering you to send her back. ”
Yan Bugui is a very shrewd person, although he is very reluctant in his heart, since this thing has been done, then he must act as this good person.
“Who let us all be neighbors in a compound, I can’t help with other things, I can still help with the things that stick terriers do at school.”
“The child must have eaten a bad stomach, you have to take him to check it well, don’t turn back and pull the stomach down.”
Qin Huairu nodded: “Got it, Third Uncle, stick terrier, don’t hurry up and leave.” ”
The stick terrier carefully returned home.
…
The next day, the sky was dark, Aunt Yi had something to go out, and Yi Zhonghai had not yet returned to the courtyard, and Aunt Yi left five yuan for Zhao Wenxing before leaving.
At eight o’clock in the morning, Zhao Wenxing was woken up by the sound of rats.
“Stinky rat, you guys wait for me.”
[Ding, the shock value accumulates 10,000 points, and the lottery can be conducted. 】
Zhao Wenxing lottery.
[Ding, get stiff buns.] 】
[Stiff buns: used to deal with mice, can effortlessly catch mice, if people eat by mistake, it will make people’s language actions become very slow and stiff. ] 】
Zhao Wenxing placed the stiff bun under the table.
Zhao Wenxing got up and saw that there were five dollars on the table, and remembered what Aunt Yi explained to him yesterday.
“Auntie is not home today.”
He saw that the buns he got were so appetizing, and he wanted to eat the buns himself. Zhao Wenxing took the money left by Aunt Yi in the morning and came to the bun shop.
“Boss, give me five meat buns.”
The boss was shocked: “Five meat buns, are you sure?” Do you have money, children? ”
Zhao Wenxing took a piece of money out.
The boss quickly nodded and bowed.
“Give you meat buns, little friend, come back when you’re done.”
Zhao Wenxing walked around the street with meat buns.
The eyes of the people on the street looked at the meat buns in Zhao Wenxing’s hand.
“This kid really gave birth to a good family, so young he had money to buy so many meat buns.” It makes me want to eat meat buns. ”
“Hurry up, people can grow when they eat meat buns, what are you eating meat buns for?” Now I can’t eat enough, and I still have meat buns. ”
Zhao Wenxing ate two meat buns, and the remaining three were brought back to the compound.
Just walked to the front yard of the courtyard, Yan Bugui was originally watering flowers, asked about the taste of meat buns from afar, turned his head to see that it was Zhao Wenxing, saw Zhao Wenxing holding meat buns in his hand, and swallowed saliva hungrily.
“Wen Xing, what about eating meat buns?”
Zhao Wenxing: “Third Uncle, how about you water the flowers?” ”
Yan Bugui nodded: “Wen Xing, have you finished your homework?” Without me, I tutored you. ”
Zhao Wenxing: “I’m done, Teacher Yan.” ”
Yan Bugui felt that Zhao Wenxing’s kid was really powerful, he really saw someone say something, just now he was still the third uncle, and now he immediately became Teacher Yan.
“Wen Xing, where did you buy the meat buns you were holding in your hand?”
Zhao Wenxing: “Just on the street, you go to find which one sells it.” ”
Yan Bugui saw that Zhao Wenxing, this kid was too smart.
“Wen Xing, what does your bun taste, you let Teacher Yan taste it, I will let you write next time.”
Zhao Wenxing: “Teacher Yan, your mouth is too gluttonous, even the child’s buns are not spared.” ”
Yan Bugui: “I just tasted it, and I didn’t say that I finished eating it for you, you look at your stingy look.” ”
Zhao Wenxing is not a bully, and when he goes up, he will take Yan Bugui’s pot of flowers and go: “Teacher Yan, my essay topic this week happens to be writing a kind of flower, I see that your flower is quite beautiful, I will take it home first to write an essay.” ”
Yan Bugui’s face sank, this is lifting a stone to shoot himself in the foot.
“Wen Xing, you can just take a look here, this is my new variety, you can’t move the pot back and forth, it’s easy to break.”
Zhang Wenxing snorted: “My meat bun is not something that anyone can eat.” ”
After speaking, he left, and just walked a few steps and saw Yan Xiecheng and Yu Li again.
Yan Xiecheng looked at Yu Li: “Daughter-in-law, I also want to eat meat buns, I haven’t eaten for a long time.” ”
Yu Li saw that the meat buns in Zhao Wenxing’s hands were also gluttonous, but this made her feel that Yan Xiecheng was a waste, so young children had meat buns to eat, but she didn’t.
“What to eat? You don’t know what our family is like. ”
“When can you eat at your parents’ place without paying, you can eat meat buns.” You didn’t see that your father was still cheating on Zhao Wenxing’s meat buns just now. ”
Yan Xiecheng was silent.
Zhao Wenxing listened to what the two said, and walked by.
He continued to walk in the direction of the house with the meat buns, and as soon as he reached the middle courtyard, he saw Jia Zhangshi proudly drying the quilt. Jia Zhangshi saw Zhao Wenxing holding a meat bun in his hand, and she stopped Zhao Wenxing.
“Wen Xing, what are you holding in your hand? Take it and show it to grandma. ”
Zhao Wenxing knew that this was Jia Zhang’s attempt to deceive the child.
“Meat buns.”
Zhao Wenxing also took out one, and Jia Zhang was a little excited, thinking that Zhao Wenxing was going to give it to himself.
“Thank you, Zhao Wenxing, you are such a good boy.”
Zhao Wenxing’s brows frowned slightly, stuffed the meat bun into his mouth, took a bite, and his mouth was full of oil, which was called a fragrant ah.
“Grandma, what did you just say? Thank me for what? ”
Jia Zhang stomped his foot angrily: “Zhao Wenxing, did you do it on purpose?” ”
Zhao Wenxing shook his head: “What do you say?” I don’t understand. ”
After saying that, he left.
Liu Guangtian returned to the courtyard and saw Zhao Wenxing in front of him holding a meat bun, and he came to Zhao Wenxing.
“Zhao Wenxing, what kind of stuffing is your bun? Delicious, isn’t it? ”
Zhao Wenxing: “The meat buns are delicious.” ”
Liu Guangtian: “It must not be delicious, or will my brother taste it for you?” ”
Zhao Wenxing: “The buns can be given to you, but you have to pay the money with one hand and the buns with the other.” ”
Liu Guangtian: “Your kid is quite slippery, don’t I just want to taste it for you, how can I ask me for money?” ”
Zhao Wenxing shook his head: “I can eat it myself, I don’t need you to taste it.” ”
Liu Guangtian: “Why don’t you know how to be good, I’m kind, do you think I’m going to take advantage of you?” ”
Zhao Wenxing: “Or else?” ”
Liu Guangtian: “People say that children can’t eat alone, you share it with me, even if it is a bite.” ”
Zhao Wenxing: “No need, I will bring the remaining buns back to my aunt to eat.” ”
Liu Guangtian didn’t ask for the meat bun and was a little angry: “You wait for me.” ”
After saying that, he left.
Zhao Wenxing snorted and went home, and the stick terrier stared straight at Zhao Wenxing’s back and left.
“Grandma, I want to eat meat buns too.”
At this time, Silly Zhu returned, and Jia Zhangshi shouted: “Silly Zhu, come here.” ”
Silly Zhu came to Jia Zhang and the stick terrier: “What’s wrong, sister-in-law?” ”
Jia Zhangshi: “Silly Zhu, didn’t you always want to eat at our house?” ”
Silly Zhu was delighted: “I can eat at your house?” ”
For Silly Zhu, being able to eat at Jia Zhang’s house proves that Jia Zhang’s can accept that Qin Huairu has a relationship with him.
Jia Zhang: “I just saw Zhao Wenxing buy meat buns, our family stick terrier wants to eat, you go get some over, you can eat at our house in the evening.” ”
Although Silly Zhu was a little embarrassed, he still did it for his own happiness.
“Okay, sister-in-law, you wait.”
They didn’t know that Zhao Wenxing was about to go out, and watching everything that happened, he turned around and went home. Silly Zhu came to Yi Zhonghai’s door.
“Wen Xing, are you at home?”
Zhao Wenxing opened the door: “Uncle Silly Zhu, what is wrong with you?” ”
Silly Zhu: “That’s right, Wen Xing, I saw you buy meat buns just now, I want to take one back and study some recipes, so that I can also make it, and bring you a few when the time comes.” ”
“You should have lent me this bun.”